Subverting The Dominant Paradigm At Southport

Advertisement For Bottled Water (Bus Shelter, Gold Coast Highway) and "Insert Logo Here" (Nerang Street)

"Create Don't Consume" (Northern end of the Broadwater Parklands)

Biodiversity Report Highlights Need For Action:

Greens Media Release [28/9/09]

A report released today on Australia's biodiversity highlights the need for greater protection of Australia's unique flora and fauna, the Australian Greens say.

"We need to stop threatening processes such as clearing, improve our environmental protection legislation and improve funding to biodiversity conservation," Greens Senator for Western Australia Rachel Siewert said.

"The 2009 Numbers of Living Species in Australia and the World report is a revised edition of a report originally released in 2006 and it showssome alarming trends over the past four years.

"While some of the changes in the numbers of species between the two editions can be explained as a result of greater collaboration between scientists and some revisions, it is apparent that our plants and animals face greater threat now than what we thought four years ago.

"Since the original report, another 66 plant species and an extra 18 invertebrate species have joined the 'threatened' list, bringing the total number of Australian species listed as threatened nationally as 1541. This is equivalent to 9.1 per cent of all the world's threatened species.

"However, the sad thing is that the real number of Australian species at threat could be even higher than that - Australia has such incredible biodiversity that we are likely to be losing many species to extinction before science has time to describe them all.

"The extinction of flora and fauna indicates a failure of ecosystem health. Today's report underlines how more than ever, we need to protect our flora and fauna from processes such as land-clearing, inappropriate development, disease and feral plants and animals.

"It also shows that we need the Government to properly fund programs that intervene in threatening processes and help species to recover.

"This needs to happen at an early stage - not at the last minute when an ecosystem is about to collapse or when a species' extinction becomes inevitable."

Brisbane Bridges To Be Renamed: Mayor

The "Hemi And The Cadillacs" Bridge

Shock revelations have revealed that the Go-Betweens were a Brisbane band and therefore Brisbane's bridges are set to be renamed in line with the new Council "Spin it. Sell Out.What's It All About? Probably Cars Cars Cars" initiative.

We can reveal, in this "exclusive", that the Captain Cook Bridge will be re-named the "Kevin Borich Expressway" in recognition of all the Brisbane artists who have driven over it late at night, and unwistfully bid a 'clowntown farewell', on their way to safety south of the border, away from the suffocating Brisbane inbred cultural scene.

The Minister for Such and Such wore a hard-hat on his soft-head while he wore a bright vest over his dull heart at today's announcement. When he was given permission to speak by the Murdoch press, he said:

"This is a new initiative. The twin Gateway bridges will, rather obviously, be called 'The Veronicas Bypass.'"

The old "Story Bridge" will now be the "Hemi And The Cadillacs Bridge", the "Victoria Bridge" will be the "Pete Murray Passover", the "Grey Street Bridge" will be the "Wickety Wak Overuse", and the Walter Taylor Bridge will be known as the Mick Hadley and the Shakers Crossing.

Other locations are being considered by the Lord Mayor as hot-spots for this kind of balderdash.

'Spring Hill Voice' has managed to get a list just by asking. Some of his ideas include: "The Powderfinger Fiveways", "Savage Garden Drive", "Indecent Obsession Public Toilet", and at the international airport "The Bee Gees Departure Lounge".

Each bridge will be fitted with speakers that will broadcast the much loved 'Courier-Mail' anthem 'Streets of Your Town' on a loop (without the bits about battered wives, shutting down special places and demolishing heritage buildings).

He's Back! But He's Still Facing The Wrong Way

The statue of King George V (and companion lion sculptures) were recently returned to King George Square. They were removed (along with the Petrie Tableau and 'Speakers' Corner' statues) in December 2006, prior to commencement of work on the INB and refurbishment of King George Square.

According to Lisanne Gibson and Joanna Besley's book 'Monumental Queensland: Signposts On A Cultural Landscape', the statue of King George V:

"...unveiled before ten thousand people in 1938, captures horse and rider mid-step. The King has his head bowed and a breeze ruffles the feathers of his ceremonial helmet. When erected, the bronze statue occupied a prime position opposite the City Hall in the centre of Albert Square, which was renamed King George Square and remodelled to accommodate the memorial. ..."

The statue of King George V was also temporarily moved from the square in 1967 during construction of the King George Square carpark. Before this, his statue faced City Hall.

When originally placed in King George Square, the Lions sat either side of King George V's statue - now they are forlornly separated at the entrance to City Hall.

The first thing to do when you "refurbish" a city square is to put up as many "This is not allowed" signs as possible

At Least Some Things Never Change!

Could this be Brisbane's first example of enduring street art? Lilley Street, Spring Hill

Thought For The Day

"Healthy discontent is the prelude to progress." Mahatma Gandhi. Posted on the porch of the Theosophical Society building on Wickham Terrace, Spring Hill.

An Interesting Gold Coast City Council Media Release [25/9/09]

Two major wastewater projects for city’s north

A newly-formed alliance between Gold Coast City Council and private industry will secure the long-term wastewater treatment requirements of the northern end of the Gold Coast. Council Chief Executive Officer Dale Dickson said the WiNA Alliance, a partnership between Council, Abigroup, Kellogg Brown Root (KBR) and Worley Parsons, would design and construct two multi million dollar major wastewater infrastructure projects.

“The first project for the alliance will be the major upgrade of the Coombabah Wastewater Treatment Plant,” Mr Dickson said.

“Work will start in the next couple of months to increase the plant’s treatment capacity by about 21 per cent over the next two years.”

Mr Dickson said a site near the existing Stapylton landfill had been selected as the location for the new Stapylton Wastewater Treatment Plant, which would service the needs of the projected population of the growth corridor north of Ormeau, including the Yatala Enterprise Area.

Mr Dickson said each of the members of the partnership would bring a high level of design, technical and construction expertise to the projects.

“Abigroup is a major Australian engineering, construction and asset development business; KBR is a global engineering, construction and services contractor for the public and private sectors and Worley Parsons is a leading provider of professional engineering services,” he said.

The final documents forming the WiNA Alliance were signed by Mr Dickson on behalf of the Council and representatives of the other members of the partnership at 3pm today (Thursday 24 September 2009) in the Gold Coast City Council Chambers building.

National Police Remembrance Day March: Brisbane [29/9/09]

The solemn march began at Police Headquarters in Roma Street and finished with a service at Albert Street Uniting Church.

The Queensland Police website states:

"National Police Remembrance Day on September 29 marks the day the Queensland Police Service stops to honour its 137 officers who have lost their lives in the line of duty.

Arguably one of the most important days on the policing calendar, National Police Remembrance Day is a time for members of the Service and the community to remember, honour and say 'thank you' to the dedicated men and women who have died whilst on duty. ..."

No, not waiting for the bus, but waiting for the march to begin

A sight that ordinarily strikes fear in the heart of the average Queensland non-conformist!

Queensland Police Pipes And Drums

The Dog Squad

National Police Remembrance Day has been held in Brisbane and in many regional centres throughout Queensland since 1989. It is held on September 29 as it marks the Feast of the Archangel, St Michael, who was always fighting evil.

A waste of money

Minister for Police, Corrective Services and Emergency Services, Neil Roberts and Commissioner Robert Atkinson salute the procession

Some Greens Media Releases

Oil Spill: Out Of Sight Is Not Out Of Mind [28/9/09]

The Australian Greens today reiterated their concern at the lack of response by authorities to address potential impacts on marine life from the Montara well head leaking oil into the Timor Sea, following reports from a WWF boat at the site of the spill.

"Why is that that it takes an environmental non-government organisation to go out to the spill and provide an update to the Australian public about potential impacts on wildlife?" Greens Senator for WA Rachel Siewert asked.

"By now we would expect to be seeing a multi-agency response by authorities including Fisheries departments, coral experts from the Australian Institute of Marine Science and elsewhere, eco-toxicologists and other marine life experts, out there, monitoring the slick and gathering data that will inform us over the months or years to come about the full impacts of this disaster.

"Instead, we have very little information or evidence that this kind of information is being collected.

"The fact that WWF has been able to get a boat out there, relay back information and take samples shows that it is not too remote an area to reach.

"Since the spill began more than five weeks ago, qualified marine experts around the country have been warning about the range of environmental impacts, so there is no excuse for not knowing what is at stake: a marine ecosystem teaming with seabirds and large mammals including whales, dolphins and turtles, a diverse range of fish, including commercially important species such as red emperor and snappers, and the corals at Ashmore and Cartier reefs, which are due to spawn from about 11 October.

"The Australian Greens are today putting Environment Minister PeterGarrett on notice: this spill may be out of sight for the average Australian but it is certainly not out of mind.

"The seriousness with which our Environment Minister leads the government response to this spill will closely be watched and remembered by the public."

Government Must Work With Greens For Safe Climate; Libs Chaos Matches Climate Chaos [29/9/09]

The chaos in the Liberal Party and the warnings of 4C warming by 2060 if a weak agreement is reached in Copenhagen send a clear signal to the Rudd Government: work with the Australian Greens towards a safe climate outcome.

"The Rudd Government faces a clear choice between two cynical political wedges and meaningful climate action," Australian Greens Deputy Leader, Senator Christine Milne, said.

"The Government seems to be focussed on choosing whether it prefers to wedge Malcolm Turnbull by forcing him to agree to its appalling scheme as it stands or wedge him by browning down the scheme even further.

"But the stark reality is that both of those options condemn Australia, our region and the planet to a future that none of us want to live in.

"The only safe and sensible approach, the only approach the Prime Minister could take if he wants to look his grandchildren in the eye, is to work with the Greens towards an environmentally effective and economically efficient emissions trading scheme.

"The Greens provide 5 solid Senate votes, and the Government can find the remaining two from the cross-bench or the increasingly fractured Opposition.

"Let's not forget that it is the Government that holds the key here, not the Liberal Party.

"If the Government chooses to reach a deal with the Opposition, it will do so. If it chooses to go to an early election, it will do so. If it chooses to take meaningful action to avert climate crisis, it will also do so."

Senator Milne welcomed the growing chorus of voices joining the Greens in saying that a weak deal is worse than no deal at all as it will lockin failure. Last week, Sir David King and Lord Stern told the Financial Times that it would be far better that no global climate deal is reached this year than that we get a weak deal that locks in climate failure. Now, the Global Humanitarian Forum meeting in Geneva, involving Kofi Annan, Mary Robinson, Rajendra Pachauri, James Wolfensohn and many other global luminaries, has come to the same conclusion.

The GHF concluded that: "No deal is better than a bad deal": it would be more constructive to avoid conclusion at the 2009 UN Climate Conference at Copenhagen of any climate change agreement that would not provide for basic levels of safety, equity and predictability."

Proposed Traveston Dam Evicts Koalas:

Save The Mary Media Release [27/9/09]

Hundreds of protesters rallied outside of State Parliament House last Friday delivering five dead koalas to highlight fears the animals are on the brink of extinction in urban southeast Queensland. A hearse delivered five coffins each bearing a dead koala, which were collected by Vanda Grabowski in the Moreton Bay region.

Save the Mary supporters joined with other community groups to highlight concerns that over 22 percent of the proposed inundation area for the Traveston Crossing dam is uncleared land and hosts a diverse range of flora and fauna including koalas.

President for the Save the Mary River Coordinating Group, Glenda Pickersgill said proposed inundation would impact on stands of forest redgums, (Eucalyptus tereticornis) which provide favoured habitat for koalas in the Mary Valley area.

Mitigation measures for koalas outlined in the supplementary Environmental Impact Study refers to using environmental offsets for cleared vegetation. The Green Invest Program proposed to be run by the Queensland Government is set to provide an environmental offsets exchange facility that would be established to help project proponents, such as Queensland Water Infrastructure (QWI), find offsets for vegetation they need to clear as part of major projects.

No state or federal approval has been given for the proposed damming of the Mary River at Traveston crossing, although the state Coordinator General awaits feedback from Canberra on draft mitigation measures prior to completing his assessment report on the proposal.

"These policies are being made up on the run. Again, no public consultation has been entered into on the proposed mitigation measures throughout the state EIS process to date. We are calling for the full extent of these proposals be made available for public comment as part of the federal assessment process when it is in the hands of the federal Environment Minister, Peter Garrett" said Ms Pickersgill

"Within the SEQ Bioregion, koalas are listed as vulnerable under the state Nature Conservation Act. Its simple koalas need trees - No trees, No koalas - Stop cutting down trees! Its not good enough for the Bligh Government to continue to give lip service to "green" policies and push full steam ahead with massive clearing though inundation and fragmenting the Mary Valley."

Sometimes The Solution To Your Problems Is Staring You Right In The Face

Comment by Iaato on "Debt/Resource Thought Experiment: How Would YOU Craft G20 Policy?" on 'The Oil Drum':

"In sum, absolutely nothing has been 'solved' in recent months. The components of the debt pyramid have just shifted ledgers. In many real ways we fell off the cliff last fall and a giant airgun (govt intervention not based on real resources) has allowed us to continue the feeling of levitation since.

I would propose that we fell off the cliff in the mid-70s, after Bretton-Woods II met the Texas Railroad Commission in 1971. We've been spinning up growth based on technology and debt ever since Reagan proclaimed that it was a "New Morning in America." And Obama, for all of his talk of change, is still spouting the growth mantra. It makes me cringe every time I hear it.

Jolly's statement: As to the argument that the demise of Bretton Woods has somehow contributed to unsustainable growth...did World GDP growth really accelerate that much with it's demise? That seems like a pretty straightforward way to check the premise. Taking fiat off its partial gold backing was the only way to spin and accelerate GDP growth. We had autocatalytic, accelerated growth occurring, and a currency that did not grow along with it would have restrained the progress of the growth.

1) Can you articulate a concerted policy response that would indeed lead to 'strong', 'sustainable', and 'balanced' growth? Why would you, unless you were a politician or an economist?! And I don't use those two labels here in a very nice sense.

1a) If not, what sort of 'economic triage' policy would you recommend? Think bold. First, fire all the economists, get rid of the Fed, and let the banks that are insolvent fail (that would be most of them). Crank gas prices way up, and use the taxes to build mass a national train system. Pull an FDR and employ the unemployed in this job. I'd say tax imported goods to encourage relocalization, but the dollar is soon to take care of that issue. Put subsidies into population degrowth policies to stop the "Quiverfull" movement. Take all human rights away from corporations. Stop all corporate funding of academic research. Create a longer-term outlook somehow for politics, and make voting one person, one vote. Stop all funding for highways now. Cease the fractional reserve system. Mandate 100% reserve requirements for banking and put us back on some sort of asset-based currency, preferably energy based and local. Limit the range of inequality in incomes to 20:1. Allow more personal leisure; make the work week 25 hours. Disband the IMF and WTO. Put the remaining commons in public trusts that provide dividends to all (much like the Alaskan PFD). Reform medical ethics to allow deaths to occur at a normal age. Reform the definition of GDP a la Henderson, or Bhutan, maybe. Henderson's Quality of Life Indicators: education, employment, energy, health, human rights, infrastructure, income, national security, public safety, recreation, and shelter. ..."

Another Day, Another Road Works Notice

The above notice was delivered to letterboxes in the Labrador area on Friday [25/9/09]. It states:

"To the Resident

Downer EDI Works Pty Ltd been contracted to undertake asphalt pavement rejuvenation works on behalf of Gold Coast City Council...."

Blah Blah Blah environmentally friendly... aesthetically pleasing finish...obey our directions and ...

"We will be working in your street on Saturday 26 September."

But they never turned up, and the weather was fine????

In any case, here's the street in question. Does it look like it needs "rejuvenation" to you?

Southport Seaway [26/9/09]

"Sailing
Takes me away
To where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and the wind to carry me
And soon I will be free..."

'Sailing' Christopher Cross [1980]

The Crop Yields Promising Harvest (Media Release 24/9/09)

Word up - there is something afoot on the village green at Merthyr Bowls Club and it ain't of the sporting kind. Nor does it come barefoot or dress coded white.

Something of a weekly ritual for sprouting playwrights and paper pushers on the rise, New Farm community writer's group The Crop has harvested yet another fertile mind by way of New Farm writer Idelko Saunsary.

Saunsary - who has been busy completing her first play about love, death and the universe - gets set to see her work realised in a premiere performance at Brisbane Powerhouse next month.

In preparation for her theatrical debut and before she crops-up as a household name, see Saunsary perform an excerpt of The Day the Galaxy Inevitably Exploded and Died, as part of The Crop on Wednesday night 7th October from 6pm.

According to sometime green thumb, fellow (New-)farmer and founder of The Crop, John Orr the writer's group is intent on making home-grown literature accessible and participatory to fellow residents.

"The Crop does not subscribe to secret knocks or handshakes," Orr said.

"We have an open door policy and its for anyone intent on sharing in a word, a thought, a beer or a BBQ.

"Its purpose is to move writers from talking about performance, broadcast, or publication to actually doing so," he said.

WHAT: THE CROP, New Farm Community Writer's Group
EXHIBITION DATES: WED 7 OCTOBER from 6PM
WHERE: MERTHYR BOWLS CLUB, 52 Oxlade Drive, New Farm
INFO: 0432 850 770

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania (Revised G20 2009 Version)

According to 'Wikipedia', Pittsburgh's most famous native writer was Rachel Carson, a Chatham College (now Chatham University) graduate from the Pittsburgh suburb of Springdale, Pennsylvania.


(There's a meeting of world leaders in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania)
With riot police just 'round the block
(Gala dinners and discussions in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania)
But we ain't got much left to hock

It must be so funny getting away with stealing all our money
And word 'round the town, is they'll get the cream (get the cream)
While they're dancin' and a dinin' their old blue eyes a shinin'
The rest of us can only dream (only dream)
Cos they ain't no golden-haired angels
And this ain't about sharing. Mate.
They only care about the millionaires
For the rest of us it's left to fate

(Yes they're meeting in the city of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania)
So devious how they pretend
(From a secured convention centre in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania)
The economy's on the mend

I'd like peaches, or some honey, but all that costs so much money
'cause some genuine foresight from these clowns, is but a dream (is a dream)
(The temperature'll keep climbing 'till there's nothing in the ground worth minin')
(And there's nothing left that's green)
Those deals they keep on wrangling
While there's nothing on your plate
But they hope that you don't care
Until it is too late

(I see robots and market zealots in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania)
But nothing resembling zen (resembling zen)
(Spin and rhetoric from the puppets in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania)
They think they've fooled us again
Fooled us again …

With apologies to Bob Merrill

Queensland's Education Minister Replies

The advertisement for the "Media and You" kit

Last month 'SpringHillVoice' wrote to the Queensland Minister for Education and Training, Geoff Wilson MP:

Dear Minister,

Please find attached a copy of an advertisement for the "Media and You" kit which appeared in today's 'Courier-Mail' [10/8/09].

This advertisement is directed at individual teachers.

Can you please advise:

1. Whether Education Queensland has/will provide any funding in relation to these "kits"?

2. If Education Queensland endorses this program?

3. Whether you have any ex-News Ltd. employees advising/working with you?

Regards,

Here is the reply we received yesterday [24/9/09] from the Minister's Principal Advisor:

"... Thank you for your email dated 10 August 2009 regarding an advertisement for the 'Media and You' kit that appeared in The Courier-Mail on 10 August 2009. The Honourable Geoff Wilson MP, Minister for Education and Training has asked me to respond to you on his behalf.

This kit has been developed by Headst@rt, which is The Courier-Mail's student-focused feature published each Tuesday. Headst@rt regularly develops and promotes these kits to teachers and schools for use in Queensland classrooms.

The Department of Education and training has never provided funding for the development of these kits nor has any plans to do so in the future. The kits have been a standard component of the Headst@rt program for a number of years and are the sole responsibility of The Courier-Mail.

In addition, it is not departmental policy to endorse any product or organisation. Individual schools make the decision on which educational resources are best suited to their students' needs, and may consider using these kits if they perceive them to aid student learning. The kits are not co-branded by the department, nor do they contain any departmental messages of endorsement.

With more than 80,000 employees across Queensland, it is possible that some departmental staff may have once been employed by News Limited. To ensure all employees are aware of the Queensland Government's expectations of public servants, all staff are required to complete Code of Conduct training. You can find out more about this online at www.education.qld.gov.au/corporate/codeofconduct/index.html. ..."

Jacarandas To Blame For Climate Change: Report



A Jacaranda Tree (Jacaranda mimosifolia) ... climate change culprit

A report commissioned by the Ponds Institute's "Climate Change Isn't Real, And Even If It Were, It's Not Coal's Fault" Unit has revealed that Brisbane's Jacaranda Trees are solely to blame for climate change.

With the arrival of their beautiful, mauve flowers every spring, Jacarandas were thought to merely herald the university exam period. However, the report's author Dr Panic says his study of the trees shows they are the main climate change culprit and must be stopped.

"Zay are zee harbingers of doom! Zay are souse american and communistz and must be stopped! Zeez purple flowers obviously cause zee climate to change, chop zem all down," he said.

When asked whether the report mentioned coal, Dr Panic said:

"Don't be a fool! Coal is life. Coal is cool and vill save us all from harmful trees zat don't know what zeason it eez."

A spokesperson from the Government's Department of Climate Change Strategy Going Forward With Hard Hats, Fluorescent Vests And Noddy Hangers On, said Dr Panic's study confirmed what many had suspected about Jacarandas, but were too afraid to say.

"The causes of climate change have created a climate of fear in this state," she laughed.

"We have appointed Dr Panic and his research team to travel around South East Queensland and deal with climate change once and for all."

Dr Panic says he expects to begin work at the University of Queensland next week.

"In ze first instanze ve vill paint all ze purple jacaranda flowers green, zen vonce do ze community conzultation and have ze requizite approvalz ve vill get ze bulldozers out," he said.

"Zen zere vill be no climate change - hipz hipz hooray!"

In related news, the Ponds Institute's "Bogus Beatups On Gender Relations" Unit has also released shocking new findings that the feelings of regret experienced by many women after they have sex with a fuckwit can be cured by the purchase of fanny washing products.

Travel Doesn’t Have To Cost The Earth!


In celebration of the World Carfree Day and the European Mobility Week we are today very proud to present our first English report. Travel doesn’t have to cost the earth is a translation of a report we released in Swedish last November. The report presents five concrete steps towards a climate-smart and fair transport sector in Stockholm.

Summary

In 2009 the current Kyoto protocol will be replaced by a new international climate agreement. The Swedish EU presidency means that Sweden will play a key role when the world leaders gather in Copenhagen to sign the new agreement. With this in mind, we in Planka.nu want to turn the focus from abstract percentages and climate targets to concrete political measures. The transport sector is the major climate villain in Sweden, being responsible for more than 40 percent of our environmentally hazardous emissions. The main culprit is road traffic, which since 1990 has increased its emissions with no less than 12 percent. Today it is responsible for approximately 30 percent of all emissions.

A powerful climate adjustment requires comprehensive infrastructural changes in the transport sector. The key to climate adjustment is to be found in the cities, where most of the emissions are generated. Through simple reforms such as planning our cities for public transport, bicycle and pedestrian transport, we can actively reduce car traffic and cut the emission rates in our cities. This report presents five concrete steps towards a fair and climate-smart reconstruction of the Stockholm transport sector:

Transport-saving social planning
Major investments in rail-carried public transport
Stop on all road expansions
Car-free city-centre
Fare-free public transport

We hope that this report will contribute to a deeper discussion about how we want to shape our city, and put focus on the importance of a fairly conducted climate adjustment.

Planka.nu
Stockholm, Sweden
September 2009

An Email From The Greens [23/9/09]

Dear friend,

It is rare to hear the phrase ‘war on terror’ these days – it seems the government is keen to eradicate the words from our national vocabulary. But my Greens Senate colleagues and I have been again confronted by the fact that Australia’s Howard-era terror laws are still alive and well.

A discussion paper on Australia's anti-terrorism laws was introduced to the Parliament last month – a paper that managed to use 448 pages to make no useful recommendations. It is only open for comment until this Friday, so the time is now!

Please make your voice heard on these terrible anti-terror laws.

Under the government’s proposed changes to the anti-terrorism laws, the Australian Federal Police would be permitted to enter premises without a warrant under circumstances that are not clearly defined.

This means you. The AFP could be knocking on your door, invading your civil liberties and treating you as a criminal, all in accordance with these laws.

Now is the time for a thorough and considered debate about methods for dealing with terrorism that are consistent with Australian democratic values and legitimate security needs. Some of the laws are so draconian that it is obvious they ought to be repealed.

You can have your say on the future of Australia's terror laws.

Australia has an important role in reformulating what a legitimate response to terrorism should look like. It is time to get the balance right.

It is Australians like you that will make the government sit up and listen. Now is the time to voice strong opposition to the further erosion of our civil liberties.

There are only a few days to ensure the Government hears what Australia wants to happen with these anti-terror laws. Have your say now.

Sincerely,
Scott Ludlam
Australian Greens Justice spokesperson

16 Trees Obliterated In Three Days

The haze in this picture is due to the biggest dust storm in 80 years. We can categorically assume that this dust storm has nothing to do with the shredding of these specific trees.

Anyway, 16 historic Norfolk Pines, Harley Park Labrador. Gone forever. [23/9/09]

See all the cars? We really need an expanded highway in this area. Not.

Climate Growth And Economic Change

does it get you thinking?
that the ozone hole is shrinking

as centuries of fossil fuel use
are now coming home to roost

but we keep building roads and mines
although we're running out of time ....

Dust Storm, Labrador - middle of the day [23/9/09]

Global Grandstanding While Sandbagging Coal Won't Protect The Climate

Greens Media Release [23/9/09]

Reports today that the Rudd Government looks to be preparing to increase handouts to the coal sector as part of a CPRS deal with the Coalition make a mockery of Mr Rudd's grandstanding on the global stage. While progress appears to be being made towards agreement, both at a global and domestic level, both sets of negotiations seem headed for craven political compromises that will allow governments and industry to continue with the status quo instead of taking the kind of bold action the science clearly requires.

"An agreement to fail is far worse than a failure to agree," Australian Greens Deputy Leader, Senator Christine Milne, said.

Senator Milne's comments echo those by former British Government Chief Scientist, Sir David King, and Lord Nicholas Stern, who told the Financial Times yesterday that it would be better to post ponenegotiations this year than risk locking in a weak deal that 'would be difficult to unravel'.*

"It beggars belief that the government is apparently listening to the calls for yet more hand outs to the coal sector to protect their asset value.

"The entire purpose of an emissions trading scheme is to change the investment environment away from supporting polluters and towards supporting new, zero emissions industries.

"Protecting the asset values of polluters directly undermines the signal that the emissions trading scheme is supposed to send. It would be far better to postpone adoption of a scheme than to have one that actively protects polluters at the expense of clean-tech industries.

"Similarly, as Sir David King and Lord Stern said, it would be far better that no global climate deal is reached this year than that a deal is reached that locks in failure on the climate crisis.

"A failure to agree this year at least leaves the chance of an effective deal next year.

"Far from being the global hero he portrays himself as, Mr Rudd is clearly helping reduce the level of global ambition with his inexcusably weak targets, his polluter handouts and his plan to undermine the scientific credibility of the deal, with no clear targets for the developing world.

"While developing countries are entitled to do far less than rich polluters like Australia, it is vital that the treaty sets a clear, measurable global carbon budget, not just a wish-list.

"It is a tragedy that Mr Rudd's 25% upper limit for emissions reductions is becoming the de facto upper limit for global negotiations. No scientist would tell you that this gives us any hope of preventing climate catastrophe."

* The quotes from King and Stern are available at the Financial Timeswebsite here:

www.ft.com/cms/s/0/e4328854-a6da-11de-bd14-00144feabdc0.html

$154 Million To Widen A Portion Of A Road That Doesn't Need Widening

Decimating a lovely landscape - not to mention families of birds that would have been nesting in the trees at this time of year.

As at Tuesday evening [22/9/09], there were five out of the sixteen doomed Norfolk Pines left (Harley Park, Labrador).

A closer inspection of the stumps revealed these trees to be over forty years old.

You Are Beautiful

"The Gold Coast City Council has received a request to name this pathway in honour of the late Vern Thurecht.

An Alderman of the South Coast Council between 1953 and 1967, Mr Thurecht was instrumental in its renaming to Gold Coast City Council.

Among other achievements he:

* helped secure the Gold Coast's first commercial radio license - 4GG
*participated in forming the Surfers Paradise Rotary Club
* was inaugural President of the Mermaid Beach Surf Life Saving Club
* sat on the Queensland Ambulance and South Coast Fire Brigade Boards

Submissions supporting or objecting to the proposal can be lodged with the Gold Coast City Council until 19/10/09."

Southport Heritage Walk

The former Southport Town Hall, which was constructed in 1935

A Gold Coast City Council media release [1/9/09] states:

"The Southport Heritage Walk [launched on 12 September] will take visitors on a journey back in time to when Southport was Nerang Heads, and the rail line from Brisbane regularly delivered hundreds of visitors to the then isolated coastal village for fun, sun and bathing.

Three, two-metre tall totem guide posts and more than 100 information disks, featuring photos, paintings [by Gladys Fedrick] and text, will help visitors identify events and places of interest, including the site of the original railway station, the former post office, Regent Theatre and former Southport Town Hall.

Divisional Councillor Dawn Crichlow said the project, had been jointly funded by Gold Coast City Council, which contributed over $55,000, and the Queensland Government's Community Renewal program, which contributed more than $81,000."

Granton House, Birkbecks jewellers, and plaques marking where Theodore's Cafe, the Bulletin offices, and the Savoy Theatre once stood Nerang Street Mall).

According to 'A Discovery Guide To The Southport Heritage Walk' brochure:

"Southport was part of the territory of the Indigenous people of the Yugambeh language group. This extended south from Beenleigh along the coast to the Tweed and inland to the mountains. The languarge group was composed of a number of subgroups including the Kombumerri of the Gold Coast.

Abundant fish and shellfish, along with edible plants, provided a good food supply and a swamp near Matron and Sister Higman Park ensured both fresh water and wild duck.

Originally known as Nerang Heads it seems reasonably certain that Southport was named after the town of the same name n Lancashire, England. the first land sales in 1874 were unsuccessful but in the following year land sold in the surveyed area from Queen Street to Loders Creek.

Southport was a popular seaside destination for Brisbane residents in the 1880s with people travelling to and from the village by horse drawn coast and steamer.

Once the railway was extended from Brisbane to Southport in 1889 visitors could easily access the still waters of the Broadwater for bathing. Surfing had not yet become a popular pastime but people still crossed the Nerang River by boat to access the beaches for picnics, beachcombing and paddling."

The toilet block at the northern end of the Broadwater Parklands (Tuesley Park) is not part of the Heritage Walk, but its exterior features interpretative depictions of the former Southport Railway Station, which was located in Railway Street.

Curious.

If only our polititical leaders would show some common sense and rebuild the railway line to Southport!

The former Southport Ambulance Centre opened in 1922

The Hotel Cecil, Nerang Street

Southport today features buildings such as the Southport Central complex in Garden Street

Working Hard To Do Nothing About Climate Change

Stop spreading the news, play it down that today
I'm talking climate change here in: New York New York
There's no need for youse, to know what they say
About Aussies and coal right here, in New York, New York

Yes. I supped with the devil, then had a sleep
And went to church the next day, so it was OK
Though everyone says: "No fucking way!"

Brekkie with Clinton, at his favourite cafe
Gidday to Ban Ki Moon, Obama - in old New York
The narrative is there, or you'll get my death stare
It's up to you - New York, New York

New York, New York
Gee Tim looks very weary, he needs a good sleep
I could be from Argentina or Brazil!
They all think I'm Austrian

Canberra is, a long way away
It's just as well because - in old New York
We're consolidating a future where, there's gonna be war and despair

It up to you - New York New York

New York

New York, New York

(With apologies to Frank Sinatra)

‘Carbon Counter’ Counts NYers as Fools

The 'NY Post' reports [21/9/09]:

"Deutsche Bank has erected a giant seven-story carbon counter right near Penn Station that’s supposed to let you know how much Deutsche Bank cares about global warming.

Yet the Post has learned that Deutsche Bank is not only financing airlines, coal mines and oil companies—they’re now buying large quantities of actual coal.

This carbon counter sign above New York’s Penn Station is meant to underline Deutsche Bank’s environmental concerns. But the bank is investing heavily in the CO2-belching coal industry.

The 7th-floor counter shows a number—3.64 trillion and counting—that represents the tons of greenhouse gas currently in our atmosphere. Deutsche Bank means to show that they’re just as worried as we are. Yet critics point out that Deutsche Bank has long been one of the world’s foremost financiers of CO2-heavy industries.

Recent Deutsche Bank coal projects include a major investment in a $1.28 billion coal mines project in China, overseeing the IPO of China’s largest coal producer, running a September 2008 “Deutsche Bank South African Coal Conference,” and helping to finance the purchase of Colombian coal mines by Xstrata—one of the world’s largest coal mining companies.

Deutsche Bank has also moved beyond financing coal, and has hired a staff of full-time “physical coal” traders. Mark Walters is the Global Head of Coal Origination for the bank.

A number of banks have recently moved into directly trading in commodities, rather than merely financing companies. They rent storage facilities, ships, pipelines, power stations, mines, wells, refineries and petrochemicals plants, storing the stuff with the hope that it gets more valuable later.

“Why didn’t they just put up a billboard that says ‘We’re screwed unless we stop burning coal’?” asked Walter Fremont, a New York coal activist. “Because then they might as well have a billboard saying ‘Shut Down Deutsche Bank Now.’”

The Deutsche Bank carbon counter can be found online at Know-the-Number.com"

5 Down 11 To Go

Norfolk Pines yet to be shredded - end of the day - Harley Park, Labrador [21/9/09]

Do You Want GE In Your Beer?

"Fosters have told us they are not sure if their customers care whether their beer contains genetically engineered (GE) ingredients. Let them know you don't want GE in your beer!

The Truefood campaign launched our Alcoholic drinks edition in July this year. A wide range of Australian and global brewers, distillers and winemakers are responding to consumer concerns about genetic engineering by removing GE-derived ingredients from their products. GE-free beers rated Green in the guide include James Squire, Peroni, Steinlager, Stella Artois, Toohey's, Heineken, Hahn, Carlsberg and Becks. ... "

Japan Set To Reject Genetically Engineered Canola

"Australia’s canola exports are likely to be significantly impacted by the change of government in Japan. The Democratic Party of Japan has pledged to implement stringent GE labelling laws.

The Government's pledge reflects the overwhelming Japanese distrust of genetically engineered (GE) food. The party has said it will establish a food traceability system and has repeatedly called for more stringent labelling of GE food. Japan already has mandatory labelling of some GE foods and it is expected that new labelling laws will extend to processed foods such as GE canola oil...."

Tree Killers

Sixteen historic Norfolk Pines (Araucaria heterophylla), Harley Park, Labrador in the process of being shredded [21/9/09] to make way for an unecessary highway expansion (see below):

Rudd And Wong's Global Deal Would Lock In Climate Failure:

Greens Media Release [21/9/09]

The Rudd government's "circuit breaker" may help broker a deal, but it will be a deal to lock in failure in tackling global warming, AustralianGreens Leader Bob Brown said today.

"This 'circuit breaker' will delight polluters, but it will appal scientists," Senator Brown said.

"Mr Rudd and Senator Wong are so determined to be seen to broker somekind of deal that they have lost sight of what the deal is supposed to achieve.

"Rudd and Wong's 5-25% target range pulled down the level of ambition from developed countries so far below what developing countries are demanding that the only way to get a deal was to offer the latter a way out, too.

"Part A of the plan, announced by Penny Wong yesterday, is for developing countries to avoid binding targets in reducing greenhouse gasemissions.

"Part B will be a deal for developed countries to fall way short of the 40% reduction needed for effective action."

Senator Brown called for Australia to lead the way in 'scheduling'emissions reduction activities such as Minister Wong is asking of developing countries, on top of the binding emissions target we accept.

"Let's start with setting out energy efficiency targets for homes, offices and factories, and a schedule for stopping the destruction of our native forest carbon stores."

"If Minister Wong and the opposition both want to bring an end to deforestation in developing countries, why is it they both are funding further deforestation in Australia? It's absurd," Senator Brown said.

Call For Science Not Spin On Dam Proposal:

Conondale Range Committee Media Release [21/9/09]

Horse riders from as far away as Beaudesert, Stanmore and Ararat travelled to the Mary Valley last weekend to join several hundred protestors in the Kandanga 1000 horse rally, an annual event planned to continue long after the fight to stop the dam is won as a celebration of the splendor, beauty and fertility of the Mary Valley. [Image: www.savethemaryriver.com]

Recent claims by the Premier that the proposed Traveston Dam would be 'the greenest dam in Australian history" take political spin doctoring to new heights, say a group involved in the fight to save the Mary River.

The Conondale Range Committee one of the coast's longest -serving conservation groups, say claims by the premier that "without this dam proceeding the sad fact is that these species could become extinct" fly in the face of sound credible science and cannot go unchallenged.

"It is recognized that the biggest threat to lungfish survival is impoundments - dams," say CRC President Ian Mackay, " both in terms of reduction of suitable breeding areas and mortality when washed over spillways. And it seems much the same for turtles."

"In the last six months over 100 lungfish have died after being washed over dams in south-east Queensland. In late June in several incidents at North Pine Dam, lungfish were swept over the spillway. Despite video evidence of much higher mortality, SEQ Water claim only 30 lungfish were killed in the second of these incidents while they acknowledge that 60 were killed in a similar release at Somerset Dam."

Despite this, the Premier claims it is farming practices over the past 150 years that have degraded their habitat and resulted in their endangered status. "Who can have any confidence when these sort of claims are being made? Bob Brown called it "hillbilly logic" in the Senate last week but it's worse than that. This is a government spinning out of control in its desperation to push this destructive and unpopular proposal into reality."

"When Peter Beattie commissioned the state's last dam, Paradise Dam on the Burnett River, he declared that it "raised the bar on environmental excellence" but that spin is about to be tested in the Federal Court over failures of its "cutting edge" edge fishway."

" How can you have any faith in a government that seeks now to alter the original conditions under which Paradise Dam was approved?"

"It's taken a small conservation group like the Wide Bay Burnett Conservation Council to expose the failings of conditions placed on dam building. The fishway would seem to have been based on some exceptionally short-sighted assumptions and many of the proposals for Traveston are equally 'experimental'."

Echoing the call from the Greater Mary Association to "prove it before you approve it", Mr Mackay said the government shouldn't playing 'trial and error' with these things. "We haven't even seen Paradise Dam reach the top yet. With its much higher spillway than North Pine Dam and its controversial "stepped" design, we could well be in for a serious lungfish kill when it does overtop. Traveston would be even higher."

"At this critical time for the Mary River, why won't the government release its Lungfish Recovery Plan? It's time this was taken out of the hands of the spin doctors and handed to credible scientists in a climate of open public scrutiny."

The Conondale Range Committee is one of the longest-serving Sunshine Coast environment groups. Formed in 1976 to press for an expanded National Park in the Conondale Ranges, the Committee has worked closely with successive governments in the Conondales Consultative process, the Agricola Mine Rehabilitation process, the South-east Queensland Forest Agreement and currently the planning and construction of the Conondales Great Walk.

Our on-going work has been recognized with two Sunshine Coast Environment Awards.

Doomed Norfolk Pines: Gold Coast Highway, Labrador

"Standing at the limit of an endless ocean
stranded like a runaway, lost at sea
city on a rainy day down in the harbour
watching as the grey clouds shadow the bay
looking everywhere 'cause I had to find you
this is not the way that I remember it here
anyone will tell you its a prisoner island
hidden in the summer for a million years..."

'Great Southern Land', Icehouse [1982]

Historic Norfolk Pines (Araucaria heterophylla), Harley Park. Norfolk Pines have been planted along Australia's temperate coastal areas for many decades.

These trees are going to be "removed" so that the Labrador section of the Gold Coast Highway can be widened.

Nobody has sensibly explained why it needs to be widened.

For the last year or so, Labrador residents have endured noise, dust and dangerous roadworks for no obvious gain.

Here's a letter from Main Roads delivered to residents of Labrador [18/9/09]:

It states:

"Works start on Stage 3 Broad Street to Harley Street. Residents, businesses and motorists are advised that early work for the third and final stage of the Gold Coast Highway upgrade will start on Monday 21 September 2009.

What to expect:

. Minimal impact to motorists as works will include relocating fences, letterboxes and advertising signage.

. Driveway accesses will be maintained at all times, and some temporary footpaths will be in place.

A changing landscape:

More than 170 Norfolk Island pine trees were planted three years ago in a vegetation plan jointly undertaken with Gold Coast City Council to help offset vegetation impacts from the upgrade. Early planning identified 16 Norfolk pines in Harley Park that would need to be removed because they were too close to the new road.

. Removal of 16 pine trees will start on Monday 21 September and take about a week to complete.

. Motorists are advised to follow roadside signs and spped limits through the tree removal zone.

. Pedestrians are asked to to take care around the worksite within Harley Park

All tenants and landowners directly impaced by these works have been contacted by the development.

Further work is to start in November to relocate underground services and full road construction will start in mid-2010. For general enquiries, please contact the department's Community Consultation Officer on 5596 9500.

News Ltd. And ALP Government: Which Is The Teddy And Which Is Sebastian?

"Never you mind them, Rupert. I'll look after you and you'll be there for me to cuddle. Although you are limp and unresponsive, I just know you are here to comfort me and I just don't feel secure without you."

From Queensland Parliament Hansard [17/9/09] - "Questions Witbout Notice":

Gateway Upgrade Project

Mr LANGBROEK
(10.30 am): My first question is to the Minister for Main Roads. I refer to the minister's statement in the House on Wednesday, 2 September in which he said that the Gateway Upgrade Project was being delivered ahead of schedule and under budget. I also refer to comments by the Labor leader in the Brisbane City Council and wife of the Premier's deputy chief of staff on Tuesday, 8 September where she said that the Gateway Bridge upgrade project had seen a cost blow-out of 17.5 per cent since tenders closed. Will the minister advise who is telling the truth?

Mr SPEAKER:
Just before I call the minister, yesterday I did ask quite genuinely and sincerely that spouses be left out of the interplay between members. In view of that, I would ask the Leader of the Opposition whether that component of his question is really necessary.

Mr LANGBROEK:
Given that yesterday the rulings were about public servants and the Premier's deputy chief of staff is clearly--

Honourable members interjected.

Mr SPEAKER:
Order! I want to hear the point.

Mr LANGBROEK:
Mr Speaker, I am happy to take that element out of the question if you would like to me to rephrase it.

Mr SPEAKER:
If you would, thank you.

Mr LANGBROEK:
I refer to comments--

Mr Watt:
More bumbling.

Mr SPEAKER:
Order! I respect that the Leader of the Opposition has raised the dignity of the parliament by acceding to that request. I therefore ask the House to hear him in silence.

Mr LANGBROEK:
I refer to the minister's statement in the House on Wednesday, 2 September in which he said that the Gateway Upgrade Project was being delivered ahead of schedule and under budget. I also refer to comments by the Labor leader in the Brisbane City Council on Tuesday, 8 September where she said that the Gateway Bridge upgrade project had seen a cost blow-out of 17.5 per cent since tenders closed. Will the minister advise who is telling the truth?

Mr WALLACE:
The advice from my Main Roads engineers every time I go and look at that site--the people who are building this wonderful structure--is that this particular structure is under time and on budget with a wider scope. It is a great project that involves the construction of not only that second bridge, which is gradually getting closer and closer together--

Mr Lucas:
I drove over it this morning. It's not far.

Mr WALLACE:
I note that the Deputy Premier drove past this morning and he has noticed that it is getting closer and closer, thanks to the wonderful work undertaken by those workers there. That project has sustained 6,000 jobs. The opposition members hate the construction across the state. They hate this bridge and they hate this wonderful piece of infrastructure. This project upgrades 12 kilometres of the Gateway Motorway south of the Brisbane River and sees the construction of seven kilometres of new motorway north of the Gateway Bridge. That project and the progressive opening of those sections has made a real difference to traffic already. Once we complete that second bridge next year--once we complete that wonderful piece of infrastructure next year--and we complete the rehabilitation work on the second bridge, there will be a saving of up to 15 minutes in travel time for people using that piece of road. Already motorists have benefited from early works on the Wynnum Road-Gateway Motorway interchange. That was completed in July 2007. The completion of separable portion A provides additional southbound lanes between Lytton and Wynnum roads, including ramps and improvements. The opening of separable portion B to traffic provides a more direct route north via the seven kilometres of new motorway from the Gateway Bridge to Nudgee Road. This project is under time and under budget with increased scope. It is really a masterpiece of engineering.

Mr Lucas interjected.

Mr WALLACE:
As the Deputy Premier points out, there has been increased scope within that budget. That will really make a difference to the way in which the traffic moves along the Logan and Gateway motorways. That is a real testament to the hard work of the men and women who are building that piece of road. Six thousand jobs are being sustained by this $1.8 billion program, and the opposition members come into this place and try to drag it down. Last night we saw an opposition that did not support this government's building program, that is not supporting our record Capital Works Program across the state--a program that is supporting over 120,000 jobs. They are trying to drag down this particular bridge project. It is a great structure. It is a testament to the engineers who have built it, the workers who have built it and this government that has funded it. Solar Hot-Water Systems

Mr LANGBROEK:
My second question is to the Premier. I refer the Premier to her election-eve commitment to provide 200,000 solar hot-water systems for $500 each, due to be rolled out on 1 July this year. As yet, not one system has been installed and the uncertainty from the delay in rolling out this scheme is crippling the solar power industry. I ask: how long will the Premier allow her government's incompetence to put jobs at risk?

Ms BLIGH:
I thank the honourable member for his question. This is a very important part of the government's program to provide households with an opportunity to reduce their own carbon footprint by swapping from electric hot water to solar hot water and at the same time reduce their household electricity bills. Yes, it is a very big and ambitious program--200,000 new units right across Queensland. It is a program that was always going to be done in partnership with the federal government, because it is the conjunction between the federal government's rebate and the bulk purchasing power of the state that will deliver these units at a cost-effective price, as we committed to. As members may have noticed--and it has been reported widely in the past couple of days--there have been changes to the federal rebate scheme in relation to hot-water pumps. That has required us to have another look at our program. But we already have, I think, 40,000 people registered. So in the vicinity of 40,000 Queenslanders have registered their interest, and that tells us that people want to change. People want to move from electric hot water to solar hot water. Electric hot water accounts, in most average households, for about 30 to 35 per cent of electricity and electricity costs. So if we can roll out 200,000 of these units then we will see a saving of some 30 per cent to 35 per cent of electricity use by these households and a significant saving in their household electricity bills. So it is a terrific program. I thank Queenslanders for their interest. I am very pleased to be working with the federal government to deliver it. But why are we doing it? We want to reduce the carbon footprint, because we believe in climate change. We believe in global warming. What do they believe on the other side? Let us just open up today's Australian and see where the coalition is on an ETS and on a climate change policy. We have not heard a single position from the Leader of the Opposition. Does he believe in climate change? Does he support the government's move to reduce carbon emissions? Or does he have his head in the sand, like the federal National Party leader? We know that whatever position the member for Surfers Paradise has will not be the same position as that of the member for Southern Downs, because we see federally a party divided, a party unable to face the single biggest challenge of our time. They are beholden to climate change deniers. We will act. "

$60 Million For A Football Stadium

The Gold Coast Hospital at Southport

Yet regional public hospitals such as the Gold Coast Hospital have no radiation therapy services and Beaudesert Hospital has no Maternity Ward????

Another couple of "Questions Without Notice" from Queensland Parliament [17/9/09]:

"Ms CROFT:
My question is to the Minister for Sport. Can the minister please update the House on the Carrara Stadium redevelopment?

Mr REEVES:
I thank the member for Broadwater for her question. We all know her strong backing of sport and tourism, and what that does for the Gold Coast economy. The member for Surfers Paradise should take some hints from the member for Broadwater on that. It is my pleasure to inform the House that the work on the redevelopment of the Carrara Stadium on the Gold Coast is about to move into full swing. The Bligh government has committed $60 million to this $126 million redevelopment.

Mr Dempsey:
How much this year?

Mr REEVES:
I take the interjection from the member for Bundaberg. What is it about the Gold Coast that you do not like? It is a really nice place to visit and live. You just do not like the Gold Coast. This is another example of the Bligh government's commitment to job-generating projects. The redevelopment will deliver a massive boost to the local economy, generating more than 350 jobs during construction. Once completed, it is estimated that the stadium will contribute $340 million to the Queensland economy over the next 10 years. In the longer term, the project will be a general boost to the city, with ongoing employment generated through the stadium's operation and the impact of the AFL team playing on the coast.

The redeveloped stadium will have a capacity of 25,000, comprising an AFL oval with potential to be adapted for international cricket, athletics or other football if required. This is a fantastic facility for sporting events as well as being an important job creation project. This job-generating project would not have been built under the LNP. As we all read in yesterday's Gold Coast Bulletin, the LNP has very little, if anything, to offer for the Gold Coast. The leader of the LNP is making a habit of destroying anything to do with sport on the Gold Coast. Why does he, and his LNP team, hate the Gold Coast? Some in the opposition party support this stadium. The LNP member for Mermaid Beach I know supports the stadium.


This government has a track record of investing in real infrastructure for the Gold Coast as part of our record $18 billion building program. They do not want to hear the good news. The Bligh government is investing more than $1.9 billion in the Gold Coast region.

Mrs Stuckey:
More infrastructure. Just like the desal plant.

Mr REEVES:
I take that interjection from the member for Currumbin. She does not support it either. That is around $3,710 for every man, woman and child who call the Gold Coast home compared to just $2,760 nationally. In tough times the building program is protecting 127,000 Queensland jobs. The building program is protecting Queensland's jobs and putting food on our tables and keeping families strong. I take this opportunity to congratulate the Titans and wish them all the best against the Eels this weekend. Like the Premier, I look forward to seeing for the first time an all Queensland NRL grand final. I am sure those opposite will bag that too.

Beaudesert Hospital, Maternity Services

Mr McLINDON:
My question without notice is to the Deputy Premier and Minister for Health. Does the Deputy Premier stand by this government's policy to send more than 800 expectant mothers away from the Beaudesert Hospital every year since the Beattie government closed the maternity ward in 2001?

Mr LUCAS:
I thank the honourable member for his question. What this government stands for is safe and appropriate medical facilities and birthing facilities for people throughout Queensland no matter where they live. I indicate to the honourable member that surely he would have observed in the media on a number of occasions in the past where in hospitals people have performed duties outside their area of competency and the problems that have resulted. There is one of those cases before the courts at the present time. It is something that we cannot comment on.

We know that one of the things that population growth does for us--for example, the significant population growth in the Logan-Beaudesert area--is it allows us to significantly increase the services that operate in that area. One of the things that the Logan Hospital does with its increasing growth is provide services for the entire community that it covers, including the area of Beaudesert.

We have had problems in the past. The insurance claims against general practitioners and those who practise obstetrics on a part-time basis have resulted in the withdrawal of many from practising obstetrics like this. They were, in very many instances, the cornerstone of obstetric service delivery in non-major metropolitan hospitals. That has been a cause of concern for people throughout Australia. Regrettably, though, it is not possible for the government to get obstetricians to perform an ongoing service. The important thing to remember is that when we have a fully operating obstetric service it is not a question of actually having it operating with only a small number of people. It needs to be operating notwithstanding the fact that people might be ill or that people might go off on leave. That is why we cannot do these things with limited resources and when people are not available to fill these positions.

One of the things that the government is continuing to roll out--and I am more than happy to examine this in the context of what is happening in Beaudesert--is a midwife based model of care. We can see examples of that in Townsville where it is operating in a major hospital context and the midwives are doing a wonderful job. In that hospital we can offer individual services to expectant mothers which are provide by midwives. We are now rolling that out further to Toowoomba.

I understand that what we do in Beaudesert is provide an ongoing support service for the care of these mothers. I would be as keen as anyone to see how we can increase that in the future. The midwife based model of care may be a way to do that. However, it always needs to be remembered that the most important thing when you are having your most important asset, which is your child, is access to high-quality and continued obstetric treatment. That is something that the government and indeed the rest of this House should be committed to."

So that clears that up then, doesn't it?

Saturday Sunset Strip Surfers Paradise

"… And I have seen
The sunrise over the river
The freeway
Reminding of
This mess we're in …"

'The Mess We're In', P J Harvey [2000]

Silhouetted Palm beyond Avalon and the Indie Temple

The Nerang River from the Bridge to Paradise Island (fish were jumping), and Jack Philip McKinney Park:

"This park was dedicated in memory of Jack Philip McKinney 1891 - 1966. Mr McKinney was the first resident of Cambridge Road, Surfers Paradise. A journalist, miner, drover, soldier, author, philosopher and family man. He was the first Surfers Paradise author to have major works published internationally. A leading citizen of Surfers Paradise from 1932-45 he wrote novels, radio plays, short stories and a profoundly original philosphical study of the course and problems of western thought. Much of his writing took place at his home near to this park. His books and this park stand as his monument. Remember him here under the trees he knew."

His entry in the online edition of the 'Australian Dictionary of Biography' states:

"...From the outbreak of World War II, McKinney reflected on the question of why advances in Western thought failed to prevent further and more deadly wars. Untrained, he read philosophy, beginning with the ancient Greeks and devoting the rest of his life to the task. He contributed articles to major journals, published a preliminary book, The Challenge of Reason (Brisbane, 1950), and completed a more substantial work, The Structure of Modern Thought (London, 1971). Professor J. J. C. Smart praised the latter book for its 'fresh and original' presentation of the 'striking and important idea that knowledge is an interpersonal thing'.

McKinney was helped by his second wife Judith Arundell Wright McKinney whom he married on 13 June 1962 at the general register office, Brisbane. Survived by his wife and their daughter, and by the two sons and two daughters of his first marriage, he died on 6 December 1966 at Greenslopes, Brisbane, and was cremated with Presbyterian forms."

Walk this way, don't delay. G-String on a No Right Turn

From an 'Avant Card' booklet - 'Word Play' found within the Autumn 2009 edition of 'Voiceworks':

An Unfortunate Past/ Reuben Metcalfe

An unfortunate past,
Drafted to war and then caught in the blast.
Divorced from a cautionless path,
forced him abroad and then tore him apart.
What happens to a poor mother's heart
when she finds out her boy has been quartered and halved
in a park and is plastered with corpses and carcasses?
Bastards who started to talk it up large.

A war against lies. In such a case, do ethics apply?
A world where the guilty continue to thrive;
if it's tragic to live, is it tragic to die?
To give up the sunlight, the moonlight, the rain,
to lay down and know that you won't rise again?
A slip and I'm slain
Listen again as I whisper my name.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
Damned if you try to do neither or both.
Bleed in the throat when you squeeze it and choke
and you plead and you hope that the rope doesn't broke
and it does and you fall. Shit what a mess.
Who would've thought you could fuck up your death?
Might as well, you fucked up the rest.
Fucked it with smoking and drinking and sex,
but some of those bad times are sometimes the best.
So God bless this whisky, and these cigarettes.

I know you understand, though I can't explain
the lengths I could go to finish the game.
Still, it's the same, a sinister stain,
twist of the veins with a trickle of pain.
A slip and I'm slain. Listen again as I whisper my name.
A slip and I'm slain.
Listen again as I whisper my name.

Transport Minister Admits Rail Track Sell Off Plan:

Greens Media Release [18/9/09]

Greens MP and transport spokesperson Lee Rhiannon said the Greens will step up their campaign to save NSW rail services following an admission from the Transport Minister David Campbell that the government's so-called "rail to bike trail" legislation allows rail lines and train stations to be sold to developers: http://www.smh.com.au/national/tracks-open-to-development-20090917-ftpw.html

"The government is involved in crude greenwash by trying to make out that their new legislation is just about building new cycleways," Ms Rhiannon said.

"Legislation is not needed to establish cycleways on old rail lines.

"In the Riverina such bike paths are created by putting soil on top of tracks. This is the appropriate way to go as it means that lines can be used later if needed.

"In Perth they run cycleways alongside the rail lines.

"The government's attempt to justify this dangerous piece of legislation by making out it is all about promoting cycling infrastructure is laughable as the government has slashed funding for this sector.

"Under a previous roads minister, Michael Costa, bike funding was cut by one third. "And the long promised state bike plan is still not in sight and the lost funding has not been restored.

"The intent of this bill is clear. It is designed to pave the way for a massive fire sale of public land at the expense of our public transport future. "The Greens will forward the minister's comments from the Budget Estimate hearing to transport and community groups across the state working for improved rail services.

"We will be working together to ensure this bill never become law.

"The legislation the government wants to repeal was passed over 100 years ago to give protection to the vast network of rail lines across this state.

"The current Act sets out that rail lines can only be removed by an act of parliament. That is an important safeguard that should not be removed," said Ms Rhiannon.

Questions About Afghanistan

Question time in The Senate [17/9/09]:

"Senator FAULKNER-I thank Senator Brown for his question. I have said before in the chamber that the government is very concerned about the allegations of fraud in the conduct of the Afghan elections. It is important to remember that these were the first Afghan run elections in 30 years. They took place in difficult circumstances. I suspect it is fair to say that they were never going to be a clean run or perfect, but I would suggest it is important that the constitutionally mandated processes for dealing with the electoral complaints are followed. For its part, Australia has welcomed the decision by the Electoral Complaints Commission to order an audit and recounting of votes at a number of polling stations where fraud is suspected. The commission has indicated that the recount would cover more than 10 per cent of the polling stations. I can say, as I suspect Senator Brown is aware, the commission has already invalidated some of the results. I would stress, as I have before, that these processes need to run their course. A final outcome may not be known until later this month. I can say that Australia supports the call made by the United Nations for these processes to be respected, and people have been requested to be patient while awaiting the final results. It is proper that the Australian government and the international community do that, as well as the Afghans themselves.

(Time expired)

Senator BOB BROWN-Mr President, I ask a supplementary question. I ask the minister: is it true that the Prime Minister of Canada has, in the last two days, reiterated Canada's determination to withdraw all its troops from Afghanistan by 2011? Can the Australian government say what the exit timetable is for Australia's defence forces?

Senator FAULKNER-I can say to Senator Brown that I have not seen a formal comment from the Prime Minister of Canada in relation to the exit time of Canadian forces. I can certainly say to Senator Brown that I am aware of previous statements that have been made by the Canadian Prime Minister and the Canadian government in relation to the exit of Canadian forces which certainly conform with the date he has outlined in his supplementary question. In relation to Australia, I would say to Senator Brown that the fundamental interests of Australia, and I believe the international community, remain to prevent Afghanistan from being a training ground for terrorists and to support the international community and our alliance partner, the US.

(Time expired)

Senator BOB BROWN-Mr President, I ask a further supplementary question. In view of the increasing pressure on President Obama to send more troops to Afghanistan, can the minister say whether there have been any approaches, direct or indirect, from the US or anywhere else, to increase Australia's troop commitment to Afghanistan? Can the minister give the Senate an assurance that there will not be an increase in the deployment of troops to Afghanistan or that the government is considering increasing civil aid to Afghanistan rather than maintaining our troop presence in that country?

Senator FAULKNER-Senator Brown, it is very difficult to give you a substantive answer to all those very important questions that you have asked. I would ask you to examine some of the public statements I have made, including a very substantive statement on Afghanistan in relation to this matter. It is not true to suggest that the government of the United States of America has specifically requested that the Australian government increase its troop commitment to Afghanistan. I think I have made that very clear to the parliament in the past. I think it is important that I stress that Afghanistan has been a training ground for terrorists, including those who have perpetrated attacks on Australia.

(Time expired)"

Government Launches New And Improved Citizenship Test

Potential new Australian citizens breathed a sigh of relief today with the Government's announcement that the controversial citizenship test has been amended to include a fairer range of questions.

For reasons unbeknown to anyone, Sir Donald Bradman features in the test and there is no question he is the greatest.

The Government's new test focuses on what it means to be a real Australian, with a series of multiple choice questions that are relevant to the rights and responsibilities of contemporary citizenship.

Some example questions include:

1. Do we have "freedom" because the Government is elected by the people, or Murdoch's mono-media?

A. Newspapers can write about any topic

B. Newspapers can write about any topic

C. Newspapers can write about any topic

2. Is This Man A Legend Because He Promoted Freedom and Democracy?

A. Yes

B. Yes

C. Yes

3. Do You Know Who This Bloke Is, And If Not, Why Not?


A. Are you kidding? I have my own issues with imperialism and am migrating to Australia to escape them.

B. Brendan Nelson?

C. Nevermind - can you play elite sport?

What Can Be Done?

From Aldous Huxley's 'Brave World Revisited':

"... At this point we find ourselves confronted by a very disquieting question: Do we really wish to act upon our knowledge? Does a majority of the population think it worth while to take a good deal of trouble, in order to halt and, if possible, reverse the current drift toward totalitarian control of everything? In the United States and America is the prophetic image of the rest of the urban-industrial world as it will be a few years from now -- recent public opinion polls have revealed that an actual majority of young people in their teens, the voters of tomorrow, have no faith in democratic institutions, see no objection to the censor­ship of unpopular ideas, do not believe that govern­ment of the people by the people is possible and would be perfectly content, if they can continue to live in the style to which the boom has accustomed them, to be ruled, from above, by an oligarchy of assorted experts. That so many of the well-fed young television-watchers in the world's most powerful democracy should be so completely indifferent to the idea of self-government, so blankly uninterested in freedom of thought and the right to dissent, is distressing, but not too surprising. "Free as a bird," we say, and envy the winged creatures for their power of unrestricted movement in all the three dimensions. But, alas, we forget the dodo. Any bird that has learned how to grub up a good living without being compelled to use its wings will soon renounce the privilege of flight and remain forever grounded. Something analogous is true of human beings. If the bread is supplied regularly and copiously three times a day, many of them will be perfectly content to live by bread alone -- or at least by bread and circuses alone. "In the end," says the Grand Inquisitor in Dostoevsky's parable, "in the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, 'make us your slaves, but feed us.' " And when Alyosha Karamazov asks his brother, the teller of the story, if the Grand Inquisitor is speaking ironically, Ivan answers, "Not a bit of it! He claims it as a merit for himself and his Church that they have vanquished freedom and done so to make men happy." Yes, to make men happy; "for nothing," the Inquisitor insists, "has ever been more insupportable for a man or a human society than freedom." Nothing, except the absence of free­dom; for when things go badly, and the rations are reduced, the grounded dodos will clamor again for their wings -- only to renounce them, yet once more, when times grow better and the dodo-farmers become more lenient and generous. The young people who now think so poorly of democracy may grow up to become fighters for freedom. The cry of "Give me television and hamburgers, but don't bother me with the re­sponsibilities of liberty," may give place, under altered circumstances, to the cry of "Give me liberty or give me death." If such a revolution takes place, it will be due in part to the operation of forces over which even the most powerful rulers have very little control, in part to the incompetence of those rulers, their inability to make effective use of the mind-manipulating instru­ments with which science and technology have sup­plied, and will go on supplying, the would-be tyrant. Considering how little they knew and how poorly they were equipped, the Grand Inquisitors of earlier times did remarkably well. But their successors, the well-in­formed, thoroughly scientific dictators of the future will undoubtedly be able to do a great deal better. The Grand Inquisitor reproaches Christ with having called upon men to be free and tells Him that "we have cor­rected Thy work and founded it upon miracle, mystery and authority." But miracle, mystery and authority are not enough to guarantee the indefinite survival of a dictatorship. In my fable of Brave New World, the dictators had added science to the list and thus were able to enforce their authority by manipulating the bodies of embryos, the reflexes of infants and the minds of children and adults. And, instead of merely talking about miracles and hinting symbolically at mysteries, they were able, by means of drugs, to give their subjects the direct experience of mysteries and miracles -- to transform mere faith into ecstatic knowl­edge. The older dictators fell because they could never supply their subjects with enough bread, enough cir­cuses, enough miracles and mysteries. Nor did they possess a really effective system of mind-manipulation. In the past, free-thinkers and revolutionaries were often the products of the most piously orthodox educa­tion. This is not surprising. The methods employed by orthodox educators were and still are extremely inefficient. Under a scientific dictator education will really work -- with the result that most men and women will grow up to love their servitude and will never dream of revolution. There seems to be no good reason why a thoroughly scientific dictatorship should ever be overthrown.

Meanwhile there is still some freedom left in the world. Many young people, it is true, do not seem to value freedom. But some of us still believe that, with­out freedom, human beings cannot become fully hu­man and that freedom is therefore supremely valuable. Perhaps the forces that now menace freedom are too strong to be resisted for very long. It is still our duty to do whatever we can to resist them."

La de La d'Ooh ! Brisbane's Quartier Français De s Dans le Poo!

Ah ! Non ! Où achèterons-nous nos croissants et baguettes ?

A diplomatic crisis as large as the Eiffel Tower (or even the Arc de Triomphe) has rippled through the river city in response to reports that the much anticipated CBD French Quarter is not going ahead.

Anger erupted over café au lait and petit fours at Savoir Faire this morning, and the cultural ramifications of the project's demise have been wide ranging with Brisbane's French Embassy closing its doors - la boom! - and a large protest march planned from the Alliance Francaise offices to Montrachet restaurant in Paddington.

Protest participants are encouraged to grow a moustache, wear berets and horizontally striped Pierre Cardin shirts if they are men, while women are requested to don their best chanel twinset and get their hair styled in either a shiny bob or endeavour to achieve a look such as this:

Brigitte Bardot

An evening fundraiser for the French Quarter will be held at the River Stage, where guests will not be permitted to smoke their Gauloises or drink pastis but will play accordions and sing Manhatten Transfer's 'Chanson D'Amour' over and over la da da da da.

Despite the housing crisis and resultant high demand for overpriced apartments, many residential developments in Brisbane's inner city have either stalled or may not proceed.

In related property news, a Queensland MP has said what everyone thinks about "planned communities" and is therefore target du jour for the monomedia and shiny suit brigade.

Combien extraordinaire que nos politiciens ne parlent dehors jamais avant que les horreurs insoutenables déguisant comme prévu les communautés soient construits réellement !

Your Lighter Suit Won't Convince Me,

That The Free Market Is Really Free

it began some decades ago
the privatisation, deregulation show

neocons are on the march
across our wide brown land so parched

now the project is well under way
did you really think you had a say?

our politicians all on tv
they're nothing but salesmen to you and me

promising everything, but the sky
though there are some things money can't buy

forefathers rolling in their graves
as the salesmen turn us into slaves

the Whitlam generation grieves
and busy are the corporate thieves

of public assets for profits fat
yet the media yaks about microchipped cats

our taxes ploughed into subsidies
for companies based overseas

you're a consumer or a shareholder
not a citizen with rights - just a name on a folder!

Australian Marine Conservation Society's Sustainable Seafood Guide

http://www.amcs.org.au/WhatWeDo.asp?active_page_id=238

A Selection Of Sculptures From The Swell Festival

"The secrets of the summer I will keep
The sands of time will blow a mystery
No-one but you and I
Underneath that moonlit sky
Take me back to the place that I know
On the beach..."

'On The Beach', Chris Rea [1986]

A Sirena Tuna mermaid and Currumbin Rock takes on a psychedelic new look

Silver swirls of sea birds and a celebration of the cetaceous

Solid curves are easy on the eye, while smooth hearts emerge effortlessly from the sand

Spirited sentinals by the sea, and a festival visitor ponders the seductive sunbather

A symmetrical place to rest and a single heart beckons the surf

Keeping guard in the pandanus

An ad hoc sculpture in a tree by the sea, and a bow tie stencil dresses up a signal box and the bus stop - could this be the unofficial Swell Fringe Festival?

Boonoo Boonoo National Park

The NSW National Parks and Wildlife Service brochure says:

"This woodland park (pronounced 'bunna bunoo' - an Aboriginal term for 'big rocks') has spectacular river and gorge scenery, and plenty of historic interest as well. ... In the south west of the park, historic Morgan's Gully is where an alluvial goldfield attracted hundreds of miners in the 1890s."

The Boonoo Boonoo River, Platypus Pond and termite mound at the Cypress Pine Camping Area.

We saw a splash in the river that might have been a platypus - elusive little creatures - but definitely did see grey kangaroos (most were very much alive but some were casualties of the Bruxner Highway), red-necked and swamp wallabies, a big, fat brush tail possum, many tree creepers, honeyeaters, tree climbers, kookaburras, currawongs, crimson rosellas, fairy wrens, owls, a satin bower bird and a variety of native wildflowers, banksias, sheoaks, red cedar and black butt.

Extraordinary granite erosion in Boonoo Boonoo River bed

The Boonoo Boonoo River falls 210 metres off the New England Tableland. According to an information plaque at the lookout, Andrew Barton (Banjo Paterson) courted Alice Walker, daughter of the owner of Tenterfield Station, around the falls (they married in 1903). How romantic - shame he was such a cad and a bounder!

World War II Tank Traps on the Mt Lindesay (Woodenbong) Road. Plaque at the site states:

"Tank traps which were erected during the war. (These are to the left of the cement wall, in the form of posts standing upright.) This is the area of the Brisbane Line which was to be the second line of defence if the northern part of Australia fell into enemy hands. During the war up to 10,000 troops were camped in the Tenterfield district."

Captain Thunderbolt's hideout. A road sign marks its presence, but the information plaque has long gone.

Billy the Kid is interesting, but we do have our own outlaws you know!

"WARD, FREDERICK (1835-1870), bushranger, alias 'CAPTAIN THUNDERBOLT', was born at Windsor, New South Wales. He was working as a drover and horse-breaker at Tocal station on the Paterson River when arrested with James Garbutt for receiving seventy-five stolen horses at Maitland on 21 April 1856; they were sentenced to ten years hard labour on 13 August...."

Frederick Wordsworth Ward (aka Captain Thunderbolt)

Invitation For Public Comment

More bullshit consultation:

Publication of Preliminary Documentation under the Environment Protection and Biodiversity Conservation Act 1999 re: Hay Point Coal Terminal Expansion:

http://www.bhpbilliton.com.au/bb/home.jsp

The Gene Technology Regulator is assessing an application from Dow AgroSciences Australia Ltd for the commercial release of cotton plants genetically modified for insect resistance (WideStrike TM Insect Protection cotton). The proposed release would take place, without containment measures, in growing regions south of latitude 22 degrees South [Mackay]:

http://www.ogtr.gov.au/internet/ogtr/publishing.nsf/Content/new-index-1

Rudd Putting Jobs At Risk by Standing In The Way Of Green Economy:

Greens Media Release [14/9/09]

Two new reports and a bill before the Senate today all point to the huge jobs risk from the Rudd Government's refusal to embrace the transformation to a green economy.

"Australians who voted in droves for the exciting potential of a jobs boom from meaningful action on climate change are starting to wonder whythat promise vanished in a puff of smoke," Australian Greens Deputy Leader, Senator Christine Milne, said.

A Climate Institute and E3G Climate Competitiveness Report released this morning puts Australia towards the bottom of the G20 class in attracting investment into the future due to excessive corporate welfare for polluters and insufficient support for sunrise industries. A Greenpeace and Institute for Sustainable Futures report released today, Working for the Climate, demonstrates that more than 30,000 jobs would be created from a gross feed-in tariff for all forms of renewable energy. The Rudd Government is actively blocking the creation of those jobs by refusing to support Christine Milne's Private Member's Bill for a feed-in tariff which is being introduced into the House of Representatives and debated in the Senate today.

The Orwellian Automotive Transformation Scheme Bill which is before the Senate today will essentially hand over some $3.35 billion to the car industry to keep doing exactly what it has been doing, losing competitiveness and ditching jobs by failing to clean up its act.

"The Rudd Government's obsession with sand bagging jobs in the biggest polluting sectors of our economy is short-sighted in the extreme and bound to end in tears.

"Billions of dollars are being handed out to polluters under the pretence of protecting jobs, while sunrise industries which promise to create far more, higher quality jobs are left begging.

"The Australian community, particularly those looking for green jobs in engineering, architecture, manufacturing and much more, are entitled to start asking hard questions of the Rudd Government.

"The Government's refusal to embrace a feed-in tariff for renewable energy and its Continue Polluting Regardless Scheme which locks in failure on the climate crisis and joined today by an Automotive Transformation Scheme which hands over billions of dollars to car manufacturers to keep doing what they are doing.

"I will be moving a Second Reading Amendment to the Automotive Transformation Scheme Bill to defer consideration until the Senate sees the final regulations, which will tell us what obligations car manufacturers will be under in order to receive this multi-billiondollar welfare.

"It is cruel to those thousands of Australians working in the car industry to keep subsidising their employers without requiring them to change their unsustainable business model.

"Australia can have a flourishing manufacturing and industry sector if we embrace the green economy. If we fail to do so, the outlook for jobsin this country is grim."

Tragedy Of The Commons

"The Tragedy of the Commons" was an influential article written by Garrett Hardin and first published in the journal Science in 1968. The article describes a dilemma in which multiple individuals acting independently and solely and rationally consulting their own self-interest will ultimately destroy a shared limited resource even when it is clear that it is not in anyone's long term interest for this to happen.

More usually, the phrase does not refer to the article per se, but to the dilemma itself, typically in application to some circumstance to which it is thought to apply. Many, perhaps most, who use it are not aware of, nor have read, Hardin's essay, but are looking at conceptually parallel situations.

Central to Hardin's article is an example, a hypothetical and simplified situation from medieval land tenure in Europe, of herders sharing a common parcel of land (the commons), on which they are each entitled to let their cows graze. In Hardin's example, it is in each herder's interest to put the next (and succeeding) cows he acquires onto the land, even if the carrying capacity of the commons is exceeded and it is damaged for all as a result. The herder receives all of the benefits from an additional cow, while the damage to the commons is shared by the entire group. If all herders make this individually rational economic decision, the commons will be destroyed to the detriment of all.

A similar dilemma of the commons had previously been discussed by agrarian reformers since the 18th century. Hardin's predecessors used the alleged tragedy, as well as a variety of examples from the Greek Classics, to justify the Enclosure movement. Radkau sees Garrett Hardin's writings as having a different aim in that Hardin asks for a strict management of common goods via increased government involvement or/and international regulation bodies...."

How The "Free Market" Breaks Hearts

The wonders of Australia's free market which allows for children to have their own trolleys at Coles!

Mr Bob Katter MP (Kennedy) speaking on the Telecommunications Legislation Amendment (National Broadband Network Measures No. 1) Bill 2009 [House of Representatives 14/9/09]:

" …These wonderful people who come into this place - in one speech they will tell us about justice and in the next speech they will tell us about markets. You know, they will tell us about how our free markets are going to save and rescue us all. Have a look at Woolworths and Coles and then tell me about free markets. Have a look at the transport industry in Australia and then tell me about free markets. Have a look at the mass media in Australia and its ownership and then tell me about free markets.

As I have said on many occasions in this place, their problem is: their mummies and daddies did not get them to play Monopoly when they were young. If their mummies and daddies had got them to play Monopoly, they would know that when you own all of the utilities you have got six times the income!

Mr Windsor - They were playing Snakes and Ladders!

Mr KATTER - I think there were other things that were played, but I will not go into that. We are in an invidious situation in non-big-city Australia. I am not saying rural Australia, because I represent the environs of Cairns, which is a big city of 250,000 people. I represent the environs, and they are going to be treated very, very shabbily, I can tell you. Because of their problem - with high mountains that just rise off the coastal plains straight into the clouds - we cannot get the sort of service delivery that can be easy in certain other situations. And we are not Robinson Crusoe in this. There are areas outside of Melbourne that are exactly the same, and there are most certainly areas surrounding Sydney that are in exactly the same situation as we are. When we get breakdowns in broadband, they will not be fixed. When there is a change in technology, Treasury will not give us the money to upgrade our technology. Whilst we applaud the government, as with many socialist endeavours in this place they are very long on aspiration and very low on delivery and on turning those aspirations into reality. We hope that we are proved wrong in this case.

I started this speech by making reference to the senator from Queensland who took a very courageous stand in opposing the sale of Telstra. I said to him, 'If you continue with your opposition then we will applaud you, and you will be a great hero throughout Queensland.' That would have been something he could have used in his speeches forever - that I said he would be a great hero if he opposed this legislation. I said, 'If you don't, you have raised our expectations and you will break our hearts.'

He broke our hearts.

I do not give this speech to condemn him; at least he put up some sort of a fight, which is more than I can say for the other representatives of rural Australia in this place. In endorsing the legislation, all we can say is: we applaud you for your aspirations but the reality for us is that those sorts of aspirations have never been realised for us. We would plead with the government to, just for once, deliver upon their promises."

"Queensland Government Desperate With Traveston Dam Referral."

Save The Mary Media Release [13/9/09]

The long-awaited "referral" of the proposed Traveston Crossing Dam to Peter Garrett is more an act of desperation than careful planning say those opposed to the project.

What has actually occurred IS NOT a state or federal approval of the proposed Traveston Crossing Dam, but the decision of the Coordinator General to send a draft of proposed approval conditions for the project to the federal government for consideration and feedback, PRIOR to the Coordinator General producing his assessment report on the proposal.

The Save the Mary River Coordinating Group President, Glenda Pickersgill, said the decision to send the draft conditions placed by the state's Coordinator General has "everything to do with events unfolding in the Federal Court case over the failure to comply with conditions on Paradise Dam."

"This next step in the process has been in the wings for more than 12 months but the timing is surely no coincidence given the events of the last week."

In the Federal Court last week, the State Solicitor General revealed there had been a request by Sunwater, the state government owned company to Minister Peter Garrett to alter the original conditions placed on the building of Paradise Dam and, as a result, the case has been adjourned until early November.

Now, the State Government has just released the draft Coordinator General's report with draft conditions on the proposed Traveston crossing Dam to the Federal Environment Minister. Although the Premier is claiming a "green light", it is far from it with the Coordinator General's draft report not being available for any critic of the detail.

Ms Pickersgill said "The government is promising something that it cannot deliver. In order to get the 70,000 ML / year the Premier claims would be available, the governement's own modelling shows that the river downstream of the dam could be run dry for up to 6 months at a time. This would bad news for the river, the Wetlands of the Great Sandy Straits, Hervey Bay, and World Heritage Fraser Island. How environmentally friendly is that?"

"The last dam this government built, Paradise Dam on the Burnett River, is currently in the federal courts over not meeting the environment conditions for its constuction, and hasn't delivered on the economic promises either. Sunwater, a government owned company, have completely ignored the federal condition to provide a fishway suitable for lungfish and that it was to commence when the dam became operational," she said.

"How can anyone have faith in applying conditions when they include totally untested and unproven methods? How can you interpret the request to change the conditions as anything other than an admission of failure to meet them?"

"Similarly the Queensland government's track record for delivering water projects on time and on budget is appalling. For example the Western Corridor and Tugan desalination projects have not produced the water that was promised, nor met the timelines or stayed within the budget."

"The original $1.59 Billion project doesn't include the associated pipelines, or the blowouts of $100M on land purchasing already. The proposed Traveston Crossing dam is not a reliable water supply for a drought strategy and it more expensive than catching water where it falls, implementing water efficiencies in the household or even desalination."

"Because of it's small volume, location, shallowness and associated high evaporation and seepage losses, it would empty very quickly in a drought - providing about 18 months of drought storage at best.. Like a shallow saucer left out in the backyard it would fill very easily when it rains, but provide no useful water storage at all when things get dry."

Ms Pickersgill said big dams not only seriously reduce viable lungfish spawning areas and suitable cover for juveniles but they cause many deaths in the event of overtopping, such as recently shown at North Pine Dam and Somerset Dam.

"Paradise is on trial because of the failings of its unproven fishway system. The proposed Traveston Dam would boast a "world-first" (ie untested) turtle ramp as well."

The Premier should also be reminded that "green" is not a good colour for a dam . The poor water quality and heavy weed infestations anticipated in this storage would make it one of the most destructive impacts that could be imagined for the threatened species of the Mary River which the secret approval conditions are intended to protect.

"For some months now we've been calling on the government to send the information off to the federal minister for a decision. Several independent reports commissioned by the minister concurred with many of our concerns that there are no proven mitigation measures so we should feel pretty confident."

"There's no doubt that we've won this on science and that's what the Minister's decision has to be based on. We've won it on poll-demonstrated opposition, even in Brisbane, but the Premier, despite her election night promise to listen, only seems to listen to the government's spin department."

"No public consultation has been entered into on these proposed mitigation measures throughout the state EIS process to date and we are calling for the full extent of these proposals be made available for public comment as part of the Federal approval process in the hands of the federal Environment Minister, Peter Garrett."

Frequently asked Questions:

Hasn't the government purchased much of the land already?

Any prudent planner would've got the approvals first and then purchased the land. Having a good amount of the land first was a key strategy of the government to effectively "twist Peter Garrett's arm behind his back" into giving approval.

The Senate Enquiry back in 2007 found that the land acquisitions, while supposedly "voluntary", were coercive in almost every instance. The 'Courier Mail' has recently revealed some of the extent of the enticements to sell but they failed to deal with the pressure applied to many.

Over 14,000 ha of land has been purchased in the Mary Valley by Queensland Water Infrastructure (QWI), a $1 government owned Pty Ltd company, whose operation is outside the oversight of both the Public Service Commission and the Attorney Generals department.

Won't the Coordinator General's conditions mitigate against environmental impacts?

The experience of Paradise Dam make reliance on conditions almost laughable were it not so serious. We have the ridiculous situation where the Paradise dam's operator has now applied after some five years operation, and in the face of impending court action, to change the original conditions under which approval was granteed. It's hard to have any confidence in conditions which use totally untried methods like turtle sand beaches and ramps, or ones shown to have failed, like the Paradise fishway.

What are some other examples of poor water planning projects?

Western Corridor Recycled Water Project : The commission's report indicates that that project cost Queenslanders $2.5 billion (budgeted cost $1.5 billion...overbudget by $1 billion). It is a hopeless failure in terms of any sort of return on investment. It was sup-posed to provide 230 megalitres of recycled water a day. It is providing 40 megalitres at a cost of $2½ billion.

Gold Coast Desalination Project.: At the end of March the de-salination project had cost $1.122 billion. It was producing no water. The commission says that it had been tested to capacity and then shut down for more testing.

Southern regional water pipe-line which cost $833 million. That is almost another billion dollars. It was supposed to transport 130 megalitres of water a day to Brisbane. At the end of March its peak performance was 70 megalitres a day. It had achieved just over half of its design capacity.

www.savethemaryriver.com

Petrie Terrace's Hidden Musings Revealed

This house, adjacent to the former La Boite Theatre in Petrie Terrace, was used as a rehearsal space for the theatre. As part of work on the site (according to a development application lodged with Council last year, the house is being redeveloped into an office building and ancillary parking space) the front of the verandah has been removed, revealing some cool musings:

"You've got to take it, make it, shake it by the tail,
Run with it, have fun with it, Go right beyond the pail.
You have to smack it, thwack it, Whack it till its dry.
Have you got it? … Good, ya got it!
Live the bugger till you die!
You've go to nab it, stab it, Grab it by the scruff
Be tought wiv it, play rough wiv it And never say "Enough"
You have to pluck it .. FLUCK IT! Suck it till its dry
Have you got it? Yes you've got it!
LIVE THE BUGGER! LIVE THE BUGGER
LIVE THE BUGGER TIL YOU DIE!"

The former La Boite theatre building is currently up for lease.

PM's Website Hacked: No-one Notices

Boris Badanoff ... notorious bad guy

The Federal Government is investigating why no Australians noticed that the PM's website - www.hevviekevvie.gov - was hacked last night.

The site was hacked in what has been described as a vicious, Russian style attack.

"We were alerted by posts on the internet by a group called "Anonymous Government Internet Hackers Against Censorship And Bullshit Journalism," said a Government spokesperson.

"Then we noticed the content on www.hevviekevvie.gov was boring, and that's what made us investigate - although then we discovered www.hevviekevvie.gov is usually boring, so we had to assume the hackers were Russian. It's obvious.

ASIO was called in to point the finger at nasty scary foreign Russian mafia types. Today www.hevviekevvie.gov was back to normal.

A notorious Russian cyber-crook, Boris Badanof, said he had tried to hack the website but fell asleep.

"Eet vas zo boring zat I fell asleep before I could hack into eet. Vy vould aneebody vant to hack it? I smell a beet-up."

The attack was discovered when a Chief Murdoch operative went to check that his book launch by the PM was adequately highlighted on the site.

Revealed: Non-Existent Link

Brisbane bus drivers ... holding the city to ransom

Thousands of Brisbane City Council workers are bus drivers.

This is important because if there were no bus drivers to drive the buses, then how would we get to work? Well, we could get the train, drive our car, or walk or cycle - and maybe we should, because there's something about bus drivers you need to know.

That's right. Brisbane's bus drivers are holding the progress of our great city to ransom.

Because everyone agrees that the proposed tunnel between Toowong and Kelvin Grove must be built at all costs.

Now I'm going to tie myself up in knots of twisted logic.

Some shiny suited spivs tell me the tunnel will generate $69 million in toll revenue. They also say that if bus drivers are to be paid decent wages then all manner of plagues and pestilence will descend upon Brisbane.

In fact they have written a report which says that Brisbane's bus drivers are to blame for everything.

The report, which is titled - "Picking on the powerless for political kudos" - says "Brisbane bus drivers are the bane of our existence, and people who catch public transport are equally as bad".

At last night's Council meeting all the politicians agreed that a stinking tunnel was much more important to Brisbane than paying council workers fair wages and providing adequate services.

Those 2,000 bus drivers have a lot to answer for.

I mean if we have an efficient public transport system staffed by happy, well remunerated workers, that might mean we don't need a tunnel at all.

This of course is unthinkable. Get back in your car you communist.

Lungfish "Day in Court"

Save The Mary River Media Release [9/9/09]

As the nation marked "Threatened Species Day" on Monday September 7, a court hearing has been adjourned untl November, which could prove critical for one of Australia's iconic species, the "living fossil" the Queensland Lungfish Neoceratodus forsteri.

The case initiated by Wide Bay Burnett Conservation Council (WBBCC) with the support of a number of environmental groups including the Save the Mary River Coordinating Group, challenges Sunwater over ineffective fish passage for the Queensland lungfish at Paradise Dam.

One of the conditions placed on building the Paradise Dam was that "Burnett Water Pty Ltd must install a fish transfer device on the Burnett River Dam suitable for the lungfish. The fishway will commence when the dam becomes operational".

A recent Griffith University poll in Brisbane had 73% of respondents opposing damming rivers if it threatened endangered species such as Queenland Lungfish.

Save the Mary River Group President Glenda Pickersgill said Environment Minister Peter Garrett recently pointed out that the way to save threatened species was not a species by species approach but rather ecosystem protection.

"Big dams not only seriously reduce viable lungfish spawning areas and suitable cover for juveniles but they cause many deaths in the event of overtopping, such as recently shown at North Pine Dam and Somerset Dam," Ms Pickersgill said.

"The question is not so much whether it will lead to extinction but rather how long it'll take."

"Paradise is on trial because of the failings of its unproven fishway system. The proposed Traveston Dam would boast a "world-first" (ie untested) turtle ramp as well."

Sunwater has applied to the Federal Environment Minister Peter Garrett for a variation of conditions for Paradise Dam and filed a notice of motion for adjournment till after a federal decision. The outcome of the hearing on Monday is both Parties have agreed on the adjournment, while Minister Garrett gives a decision on whether to vary the conditions (predicted to be within 2 weeks). The court case has been adjourned until 9 November and will run for two weeks in the Brisbane Federal Court.

Ms Pickersgill said this court challenge is a real test of the federal Environment Protection, Biodiversity and Conservation (EPBC) Act and would show why the proposed Traveston Crossing Dam should never be built.

Photographs of Paradise Dam are available from: www.stoppress.com.au

www.savethemaryriver.com

What Is Bifenthrin?

Pesticide (Bifenthrin) used by Gold Coast City Council

Urban Insecticide Use Linked to Decline of Delta Ecosystem

(Beyond Pesticides, July 17, 2009) High levels of pyrethroid pesticides in the Sacramento-San Joaquin River Delta, the number one river system on America’s Most Endangered Rivers List of 2009, has been linked to heavy urbanization in the region. Leading a study to understand the collapse of the delta’s ecosystem, University of California-Berkeley toxicologist Donald Weston, Ph.D. found that these pesticides most likely reached the river from urban storm drains, collecting household pesticide disposal and runoff from lawns of 1.4 million residents in the Sacramento region.

Five years ago, a study by Dr. Weston and his colleague Michael J. Lydy, Ph.D of Southern Illinois University in Carbondale found that synthetic phyrethroids were collecting in river and creek sediments at levels that are toxic to bottom dwelling fish. Current research holds that there are enough pyrethroids to kill tiny shrimp, which are said to be the first link in the aquatic food chain.

Pyrethroids are synthetic versions of pyrethrin, a natural insecticide found in certain species of chrysanthemum. It initially came on the market as a ‘safer’ alternative to the heavily regulated and highly toxic organophosphates, such as diazinon and chlorypyrifos. Despite the fact that there are plenty of effective pest control methods that are not nearly as toxic, it is now one of the most popular class of household pesticides, making appearances in the form of powders and sprays to control mosquitoes, fleas, flies, and cockroaches. This high-volume use of pyrethroid pesticides is cause for concern to consumers as it has been linked to serious chronic health problems. They are classified as possible human carcinogens and suspected endocrine disruptors, and have been found lingering in the dust at daycare centers. Pyrethroids, however, are particularly dangerous to aquatic life even at the same concentrations used to fend off mosquitoes.

Common pyrethroid-based pesticides include: Bifenthrin, Cyfluthrin, Cypermenthrin, Deltamethrin, Fenvalerate, Permethrin, Resmethrin, Sumithrin, and Tetramethrin.

Unlike pyrethrins, synthetic pyrethroids are designed to last longer in the sunlight, and can remain toxic in soil for months, where they can easily make their way into the watershed through storm drains. Contamination may also be caused by the dumping of unused pesticides down sink drains, as Dr. Weston’s study shows that Sacramento’s regional wastewater treatment plant is the single largest source of pyrethroid pollution in the Delta.

Dr. Weston’s study was presented to the Central Valley Regional Water Quality Control Board in Rancho Cordova. The board plans to list much of the area’s waterways as “impaired” due to the high levels of pyrethroid pesticides. This, hopefully, could bring about new usage rules and a ban on some products that contain pyrethroids. For more information on less toxic alternatives to pyrethroids, refer to our factsheets on the web.

Source: The Sacramento Bee

http://extoxnet.orst.edu/pips/bifenthr.htm

http://www.thefreelibrary.com/A+little+less+green%3F+Studies+challenge+the+benign+image+of+pyrethroid...-a0142337191

Biggera Creek On A Spring Afternoon [8/9/09]

Leaders of Peaceful Protest Against Triumph Threatened with Arrest in Thailand:

Clean Clothes Campaign [7/9/09]

Workers were confronted with police using a Long Range Acoustic Device (LRAD)

On August 28, the Dusit Police Bureau in Bangkok issued arrest warrants against three union activists for their role in a peaceful demonstration against the dismissal of nearly 2000 workers at Body Fashion Thailand, a wholly owned subsidiary of Triumph International.

The day before, hundreds of Triumph workers assembled in front of the parliament to hand a petition to the Prime Minister Abhisit Vejjajiva. However, Vejjajiva refused to meet with the union representatives, and instead the workers were confronted with police using a Long Range Acoustic Device (LRAD). This controversial military weapon consists of a high concentration of sound waves that can cause temporarily deafness and blurred vision, as well as permanent hearing loss. According to human rights organisations, this non-lethal weapon can be classified as a technique of political control that poses a threat to civil liberties.

Bunrawd Saiwong (33), secretary of the Triumph International Thailand Labour Union, Jitra Kotchadej (34), independent consultant of TITLU, and Sunthorn Boonyod (50), manager at Labour Congress Centre for Labour Unions of Thailand, are accused of breaching the recently invoked Internal Security Act forbidding demonstrations of more than 10 people in Dusit district in Bangkok. The ISA gives a wide range of power to the authorities to arrest and detain, not unlike a State of Emergency decree. In this case, the law is being used to suppress peaceful assembly and freedom of speech in a case of labour rights violations committed by a European multinational corporation.

The demonstration at the Thai parliament is one of the many protest actions organised by the Triumph union against the dismissal of half of the workforce of the Triumph International subsidiary Body Fashion Thailand. The union has been confronted with anti-union behaviour by the management since summer 2008. They fear that the announced retrenchment is yet another attempt to get rid of unionised workplaces. This is supported by the fact that other factories in Thailand, owned by the same company but without a democratically elected union in place, are expanding. Furthermore, Triumph failed to abide by ILO convention 158 and the OECD guidelines for Multinational Enterprises, which call for companies to develop and negotiate a retrenchment plan with the union, and to provide detailed information supporting the business decision behind the plan. Throughout August, the management repeatedly cancelled meetings with the union.

See also http://www.cleanclothes.org/triumph-dismissals-in-asia-attempt-to-get-rid-of-unions to find out more about the mass layoffs at Triumph factories in Thailand and the Philippines.

Women Only Open Their Legs If There's Something In It For Them: Shock

"Hello. I'm a bored housewife. Will you put the rubbish out if I give you head?"

"They can beg and they can plead
But they can't see the light, that's right
'Cause the boy with the cold, hard cash
Is always Mister Right"

'Material Girl', Madonna [1985]

Good girls don't like "doing it" very much and most of them only "do it" with an ulterior motive - such as getting the rubbish put out, presents or extravagant dinners.

According to a new book "Damn Those Whores And Gods Police", women that you marry are mainly frigid, gold diggers, while women that you pay to have sex with - well, they don't rate a mention.

"I'm so glad our tedious little book is getting ample publicity in the Limited News as well as the national broadcaster," said author Professor Tool.

"We need to continually reinforce that there are two types of women for men to hate."

The book reveals that the balls and chains men choose to form functional relationships with to bear their children have no expectation of love, romance, passion or pleasure.

"When it comes to sex, oh he he he, get it? What's an orgasm? Only whores should pretend they are enjoying themselves," said one imaginary woman who was surveyed for the book.

In the deep recesses of Limited News Ltd. editor's mind's, six in ten girls go wild at university frat house parties, and nevermind being a sexist prick, as long as you're tall with a deep voice and don't smell - weee haaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!

Currently Australia has no other glaring women's issues that need to be addressed.

Not domestic violence, control of their own fertility and the right to give birth the way they want to, equal pay, decent child care, the commodification of sexuality and the media's increasingly outrageous sexism.

In related news, although fundamentalist warehouse churches are popping up all over the place, and nearly all of our politicians are God botherers, demographers have pronounced that Australia is becoming increasingly secularised.

Is This The Official Beverage Of The G20?

"From the day that we were born, we've been heading down a track.
Sometimes its made for good sometimes for bad.
But if we look behind us, there's a wave coming down,
Carrying us forward to a new age.

What about the world around us?
How can we fail to see?
And now that our fathers have gone,
And we've been left to carry on,
What about the age of reason?

So why can't we be still why can't we love each other?
Is kindness an ancient skill buried by our blindness?
And if we look behind us, there's a wind blowing in,
To create the age of reason

If we consider carefully the options put before us,
So much wisdom so much love so much waiting for us.
And if we look ahead there's the sun and the seasons,
Another day another age of reason.

'Age of Reason', (written by Todd Hunter and Johanna Pigott and performed by John Farnham - 1988)

Constituent Asks Question, Politician Responds

You may remember last month 'Spring Hill Voice' wrote to Queensland Senators to express our concern with the Government's proposed censorship of the internet.

We have received one response so far - from Senator the Hon. Ian Macdonald [4/9/09].

Here's what he said:

"Thank you for your email of 28 August in which you express your strong concerns about the Rudd Government's plans to introduce a mandatory internet filtering system.

The Coalition does not support a mandatory internet filter. We do believe that our children should be guarded from being exposed to inappropriate internet content, however we are of the firm belief that appropriate adult supervision and guidance should be paramount in all online safety efforts.

The Coalition, whilst in government, provided free content filters to Australian families for installation on their personal computers which would allow parents to supplement their online safety arrangements with software that would be tailored to each individual household's needs.

Last December the Rudd Government cancelled this practical program. Serious questions also have to be asked about how genuine the Government is when it comes to improving online safety.

Almost two years after coming to office with a plan to censor the Internet, the Rudd Government has not even managed to release results for long overdue filtering trials, let alone come close to actually implementing its policy.

The trials were supposed to start last December and take a minimum six weeks, but these were delayed by several months because of a lack of support from major Internet Service Providers. Results were then expected sometime in July, but were then further delayed until August or September.

The Coalition has said from the beginning it was prepared to assess any credible trial results, but almost two years after coming to office the Government has failed to produce them, let alone put forward any formal proposal for consideration.

The Coalition continues to have huge doubts about the type of content Labor wants to filter an how it will compile a black-list of 'unwanted sites' which would form the basis of its filtering regime.

Thank you again for taking the time to write to me on this matter."

National Building – Economic Stimulus Plan School Signage:

AEC Media Release [7/9/09]

The AEC has examined the signs for the “Nation Building – Economic Stimulus Plan” and formed the view that they are in breach of the requirements of the Commonwealth Electoral Act 1918 (Electoral Act).

As was indicated in the media release issued by the Special Minister of State on 3 September 2009, the AEC has advised the Government that it is of the view that the present signs include “electoral matter” and the absence of the authorisation details on the signs gives rise to the breach of section 328 of the Electoral Act. Section 328 of the Electoral Act depends on the particular facts to determine whether an advertisement contains “electoral matter”. This is not a simple issue to resolve, as the scope of “electoral matter” can change over time.

The AEC is also of the view that there is no current breach of paragraph 340(1)(e) of the Electoral Act in relation to election signs appearing within “6 metres of the entrance to a polling booth”. This is because the prohibition only applies on the actual day of polling in a federal election and that placing the signs on school fences does not result in those signs being within 6 metres of the entrance to a polling booth.

The AEC will be reviewing two of its “Electoral Backgrounder” publications to provide more detailed guidance on this matter and is providing input into the review of the Commonwealth’s authorisation policy that the Department of Finance and Deregulation is now undertaking.

The AEC considers that the measures announced by the Special Minister of State will address the issues raised about the signs and remove the risk of non-compliance with the Electoral Act.

The AEC notes that there is a lack of full clarity in relation to the operation of electoral advertising laws and this has been previously raised in its submissions to the federal parliamentary Joint Standing Committee into Electoral Matters.

Who Owns Yungaba?

Has the Queensland Government sold it to Australand or what?

A recent email from the Yungaba Action Group [6/9/09] - calling for supporters to email Brisbane's Lord Mayor to suggest Yungaba as an appropriate venue for a Brisbane Multicultural and Indigenous History Museum - suggests Queenslanders may still own it:

"... over the last few days, the Lord Mayor has asked for feedback on an appropriate venue for a Brisbane Multicultural and Indigenous History Museum. It is intended that "this Museum would include a vivid history of Brisbane's indigenous history and its post-settlement immigration and become a walk-in resource kit for Brisbane school children and to visitors to the city."

This museum concept is exactly what the supporters of Yungaba Action Group have been proposing that Yungaba could deliver!!!! And, what is more, we have heard that Yungaba, at this time, is still in public hands and still hasn't been given to the developers. And, that this time of economic constraint is not a good time for developers to be constructing luxury upmarket units.

The Lord Mayor has asked people to contact him on lordmayor@brisbane.qld.gov.au with their suggestions for a venue for this museum.

Yungaba Action Group encourages our supporters to contact the Lord Mayor - proposing Yungaba as the ideal venue for this museum. Even if you just email him and say "Yungaba for the Multicultural and Indigenous History Museum" it will be enough to let him know your opinion.

Perhaps those of you who have written your migrant story or what Yungaba means to you on the YAG website would share your story with the Lord Mayor? We must do all we can before we let this historically significant building pass from public hands. No other Australian State built a dedicated and magnificent Immigration Office and Depot. This is the site our ancestors chose to be the Front Door to Queensland for hundreds of thousands of migrants to enter with their dreams of a new life. Let us open that door again and let the light of Queensland shine for all to see - both for visitors and for future generations. We made our voices heard for Yungaba on the Q150 Poll and we won - can we do it again with the Lord Mayor? Yes, we can."

About Time!

The Temple of Peace at Toowong Cemetery was boarded up in 2007 after being vandalised, and has recently been restored and enclosed in clear, strengthened glass.

According to a Media Release from the Minister for Public Works and Information and Communication Technology [4/9/09], the Temple of Peace at Toowong Cemetery was repaired, along with the "A Battery Memorial":

"Public Works Minister Robert Schwarten said repairs to the 'Temple of Peace Monument' and the 'A Battery Memorial' at Toowong Cemetery were supported by the Queensland Government's Community Memorials Restoration Program.

"The Bligh Government was pleased to contribute $18,500 towards the $37,000 restoration of these two memorials, with Brisbane City Council matching our contribution," Mr Schwarten said. "

Gerry Cummins & Jill Stehn Pty Ltd have done a brilliant job fixing the six leadlight windows.

Although the anti-war, pacifist inscriptions on the 'Peace Temple' are especially relevant today, don't expect the mainstream media to report on this significant restoration.

The Peace Temple's interior contains more inscriptions and a memorial to "pup".

Instead of replacing the National Trust plaque which stood adjacent to the monument, someone has decided it would be a great idea to plaster this snarky interpretation across the front:

"This enigmatic memorial has long fascinated visitors of Toowong Cemetery. The work in 1924 of Prussian migrant Karl Katzlaff, who went by the name of Richard Ramo, it purports to be a memorial to his sons killed in war.

The names of two of his sons are wrong and only one of his sons was actually killed during World War One. Why Ramo created such a deliberate deception is unknown, it may have been to facilitate the erection of this emotive anti-war message opposite the Cross of Sacrifice, an official war memorial.

Ramo is thought to have been involved with the radical Industrial Workers of the World and certainly showed their views on oppositon to war. Regardless of the truth, the temple stands today as Ramo would have wished a monument to peace."

It diminishes the impact of the monument and is an obvious attempt to belittle the universal messages Richard Ramo intended to convey.

Clearly peace, atheistic sentiments and any notions of worker and community solidarity are off limits - especially in Brisbane!

A Glimpse Into Persia

Pouring the tea...

Broadbeach Library held a celebration of Persian culture over the weekend. The event included costume, art and weaving displays as well as the screening of a video exploring the culture, scenic beauty and ancient architecture of Iran.

Attendees were shown the proper way to drink Persian tea - a delightful, fragrant brew of bush tea, cardamon and orange blossom water - dunking our sugar shards and nibbling our dainty rosewater and rice flour biscuits, before learning how to make a traditional appetiser of yoghurt, finely sliced cucumber, dill and dried shallot served with toasted pitta.

This cultural display was part of the "Cultures on the Coast" events which are put on by the Gold Coast City Council and are supported by Multicultural Affairs Queensland.

The Southport Library will be hosting Indonesian cultural activities throughout October.

Milton Billboards That Make No Sense

"Mummy what does that mean?"

The Somerton Park Sea Scouts are based in South Australia. I have seen no less than five of these billboards around South East Queensland. At a cost of tens of thousands of dollars each, Woolworths could have given the Somerton Sea Scouts about $150,000 by my reckoning!

Why Somerton?

Are there billboards in other parts of Australia advertising Woolworths donations to Queensland sea scouts or similar organisations?

Saturday Sailing

No, not the Somerton Sea Scouts, but some active Brisbaneites enjoying a Saturday afternoon sail on the Milton Reach of the Brisbane River!

Memento mori signal box stencil on Coronation Drive

Two More Days To See Hazel Mary Cope: Registered Nurse

Hazel Cope's Nurses coif with surgical instruments [2009]

A Gold Coast City Art Gallery media release regarding this wonderful exhibition states:

"Local artist Hazel Cope has been nursing for nearly 40 years, 28 of which have been on the Gold Coast. She has also been studying and practising art for the last 10 years, winning no less than 85 awards around the country. This year she completed her Master of Visual Arts (Hons) from Griffith University's Queensland College of Art.

Hazel says,"Drawing on my experience as a registered nurse allows a strong element of social history to contribute to the work. Using the old nurses' coif, hand studies and surgical equipment, I explore empathy and being present as characteristics of caring. I want above all to paint with authenticity, which is why I use Potassium Permanganate, Gentian Violet and Mercurochrome - all discontinued antiseptics - to paint with."

... "With a worldwide shortage of nurses and ongoing debate into nurses' education, it's the right time to bring this topic into the arena of the visual arts. I think its also important to record nursing history from local hospitals - especially that once glorious tradition of the nurses' uniform which has sadly disappeared."

Also currently on show at the Gold Coast City Art Gallery is the 2009 Border Art Prize exhibition:

"Now in it's ninth year, the Border Art Prize Competition is an extraordinary demonstration of the creative exploits of artists from this region...."

235 local artists entered the competition, which was won by Linda Keough for her exquisitely detailed painting of a pelican.

Gold Coast City Art Gallery

135 Bundall Road Surfers Paradise

Open weekdays 10-5 weekends 11 - 5

Free admission.

Glamour In The Skies: The Golden Age Of The Air Stewardess

'Glamour in the Skies' is the first book to celebrate air hostesses revealing their golden lives in the skies. Air transport is one of the most dynamic industries to emerge this century - we have progressed from air travel being unimaginable to flying in comfort at twice the speed of sound. During this period of discovery flying evolved from a potentially dangerous adventure to a remarkably safe pursuit, through it all the air hostesses were there.

Packed full of fascinating anecdotes and real life stories 'Glamour in the Skies' is a beautifully written book which features for the first time in full colour, the amazing fashions worn by the ladies of the skies. From the 1940's military look to the floral hippy mini-dresses of the mid 1960's, from the wig-wearing Thunderbird look and on into the more motherly figure and the sexy corporate diva of the later decades. This book offers great insight, through the eyes of an ex-hostess, into why over time the role of the air hostess has been glamorised to almost iconic status, becoming a dream career for millions of women worldwide.

'Glamour in the Skies' focuses on the golden age of air travel between 1936-1980 during which the air hostess career progressed from one engine propeller planes to huge jumbo jets and Concorde. It is packed with many exciting tales, ranging from air disasters, rescues and offering oxygen over the Andes during extreme turbulence, to glamorous stopovers, travelling first class with movie stars and serving French champagne to royalty wearing white gloves.

Elizabeth-Escolme Schmidt, affectionately known as Libbie, is one of Australia's greatly heralded award winning treasures. For her expertise and continuing commitment to developing people in Australia, she was awarded the Order of Australia Medal (1995).

Libbie is the Founder, and has been the Convenor for 21 years, of the National Annual Woman of the Year Luncheon which acknowledges and recognises women's achievements in Australia. This prestigious annual event is now in its 34th year. Libbie has also been nominated for various other awards including the BHP Pursuit of Excellence Award in the category of Community and Welfare, and received a Bicentenary award for the same, plus various business awards throughout Australia (the Telstra Woman of Achievement) and nominated as being one of New Woman's 100 Spirited Women of Australia.

Originally from outback Queensland, Libbie as a young woman, travelled the world flying as an air hostess with BOAC until she was promoted from In Flight service into management in the Training and Development Division. She worked in this division for a further six years which is where she continued to develop her passion and knowledge for the golden age of travel. Libbie has authored several other publications, managed her own company for 20 years which focused on developing women personally and professionally at all levels, at all ages - the first of its kind in Australia. She is also an accomplished academic with many other letters after her name including: Dip. Spec. Education, BA (University of Queensland), G. Cert. Arts & Entertainment (Deakin University), MA (University of Adelaide) and she is a JP.

RRP $55, Hardback, Release Date September 2009

Published by History Press. Distributed by Woodslane

Available from all good bookstores nationally and selected Sydney retail outlets.

Also available on-line at publishers website: www.woodslane.com.au

An Email To LNP Ladies

It's become clear that the ALP is not interested in decriminalising abortion. If you are concerned about this, why not let your local MP know?

To:

Ros Bates MP
Tracey Davis MP
Rosemary Menkens MP
Fiona Simpson MP
Jann Stuckey MP

Dear LNP MPs,

It is a disgrace that women MPs in the Queensland Labor Party are not acting in the interests of Queensland women by decriminalising abortion.

The past few weeks have seen the most outrageous spin, weasel words and complete disregard of what the majority of Queensland women want - which is freedom to deal with their own issues without being criminalised.

I don't know whose interests they are representing, but it doesn't feel like mine.

Now we have a situation where women are confused by what they are legally allowed to do, and I suspect GPs and other health professionals will now be operating in a climate of fear.

This is a despicable state of affairs and I am despondent that a female Labor Premier could be so backward.

Just letting you know.

Regards,

Lay Off

for we are beyond reproach
above question
unblemished
have unimpeachable integrity
are as pure as the driven snow
squeaky clean
butter wouldn't melt in our mouths
accountable
as clean as a whistle
and our farts smell like talcum powder

Keep The Broadwater Parklands Public Space

Dear Councillor Grew,

The Gold Coast News Ltd. press have today [2/9/09] reported you as saying that whether or not commercial ventures would be able to pay a fee to operate on public land (i.e. Southport-Broadwater Parklands) would "rely on the response of the community".

As a citizen of the Gold Coast, I'm just letting you know that I think the parklands should remain free of commercial ventures because there are plenty of other places in the area that cater to any retail/coffee/dining needs. As you well know, these are across the road in and around the Southport Mall. Many locals go to the Southport CBD to conduct their business, shop and work. It is in the community's interest to have a public space in the area that is free of commercial intrusion.

By the way. I'm not sure why the pedestrian underpass between the parklands and the Southport Mall was inexplicably filled in as part of the parklands redevelopment. It was incredibly treacherous to cross the Gold Coast Highway while the the parklands was being "developed" - and it still is. Is there any possiblility a few of those walkover/pedestrian overpasses that they use during the Indy could be set up permanently along that stretch of the highway?

Regards,

Blighty To Compete On Reality Television Show


Blighty to showcase kettle chips?

Queensland's Blighty has announced that she will compete on the "National Press Club" reality show later this week.

"I'm going on the National Press Club," she teetered on tweeter this morning.

"Things are getting a bit weird. Any ideas or hints on what I should say?"

YOUR SAY: Bet she doesn't mention macadamia nuts eh?

Millions of Australians don't watch the "National Press Club" reality show, and it is not known what Kirk Pengilly thinks about coal mining, what Eamon Sullivan makes of the proposed bikie legislation, or if Miss Universe Australia thinks women should have access to safe and legal abortion.

Speaking on Radio Rupert, Blighty said she was still deciding whether or not to take a packet of kettle chips.

"It's a bit nerve wracking to think what those National Press Club hacks might throw my way, but I'm sure my many media advisors will know beforehand," she said.

The 'art2lunch' Poem: Revised "WTF is going on?" Version

bring back art2lunch
so irreverent and witty
what would Sunday arvo be?
in this cloistered little city

if we couldn't tune to triple zed
it'd be a crying shame
without Pauline, Jo and Hollywood
i think I'd go insane

how else are we going to know
what's happening backstage?
and all those arts shenanigans
which never make front page?

the catering on opening nights
inside jobs with big salaries
museum exhibitions
festivals, theatre, galleries

we love your candour and your humour
the music that you play
but where oh where have you been?
the last few Sundays?

I did not subscribe to triple zed
to hear a half an hour
of "Linen Closet" raving on
gee does he have such power?

to unseat the best presenters
on Brisbane radio
to publicise his festival
or satisfy his ego?

could this be the reason
you are not on air?
Pauline Jo and Hollywood
this does not seem fair

when criticality and satire
are monitered then shut down
and we all must furiously agree
what does that say about a town?

Something's Wrong

Sound familiar?:

"... At first, Victor says, the big-firm interviewers loved him, laughed at his jokes, nodded when he compared Harvard Law School to ancient Greece. Many had attended NYU as undergrads and were happy to be with one of their kind. But during each interview, they would ask him, Don't you love this trendy cafe in the Village, or that chic French restaurant in SoHo? This, Victor thought, was the critical "one of us" question, the only thing a firm really wonders about a Harvard grad: Can we hang with this guy? Every HLS class, it seems, has the few oddballs who do the impossible and convince interviewers to run like hell. In the class of 1990, it was the Orthodox Jewish woman who, as per her religion, wore wigs and wouldn't shake a man's hand, the hippie with the butt-length ponytail, and Victor; the big firms judged them to be social retards. These firms look past many flaws, but they don't abide retards.

And it's impossible to say exactly what does it. Maybe Victor should have pretended he'd been to those fancy restaurants. Instead, he told his interviewers that he'd grown up on welfare and had never had the money to go anywhere nice. Hmmm. Partners don't want associates talking like that around clients. Then the interviewers would review Victor's summer law experience--all random, quixotic even--and see that it didn't really indicate a man on the move, no rainmaker here. And the interviewer's face would change. Soon, he would ask to see Victor's Law School Admissions Test score, big-firm code for "No, thanks." ..."

http://www.bernace.com/

'Spring Hill Voice' Scoops Monomedia Awards

C.F. Kane accepting his "Best Pointless Beat Up" award

A groundbreaking 'Spring Hill Voice' series on the journalism menace and cropped pants was recognised at the annual Monomedia Awards over the weekend.

Judges awarded 'Spring Hill Voice' journalist C. F. Kane the "Best Pointless Beat Up" trophy for his "Scourge of Journalism" piece, which led to the Federal Government changing legislation regarding the importation of the highly addictive CPs or "Cropped Pants").

Most of the awards at the Monomedia Awards were awarded to 'Spring Hill Voice', by judges from 'Spring Hill Voice' to an audience of mostly 'Spring Hill Voice' employees and their partners - although a few awards were awarded to Radio Rupert.

Ima Faux-Lefty won best "Neoconservative Agenda In Disguise" award for her sensitive coverage of industrial relations, particularly her series exposing state school teachers as the rampant communists that they really are.

Wendy Whalesong won the "Expert Greenwashing and Demonizing Genuine Environmental Concerns" award for her feature piece on fart capture technology.

Percy Personable the people's scribe won the best "Speaking Power To Truth" award for his tireless and unquestioning coverage of government press releases.

'Spring Hill Voice' editor Annie Nominous said 'Spring Hill Voice' scooped the awards because they are the only outlet in town.

'Spring Hill Voice' is - bizarrely - also a finalist in the best news outlet category at the upcoming PANPA (Propaganda And Nasty Political Agenda) Awards.

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