The Real Spooky Stuff

Excerpt of a conversation between "Stoneleigh" and Euan Mearns of 'The Oil Drum - Europe' as published on 'The Automatic Earth' [30/10/09]:.

Euan Mearns: But stock markets are booming again, several OECD economies are emerging from recession, unemployment has stabilized, there are green shoots everywhere. Surely the current QE [Quantitative Easing] strategy is working?

Stoneleigh: The green shoots are gangrenous. Some of the largest market rallies on record happened during the course of the Great Depression, as depressions are associated with very high volatility. Look for instance at the great sucker rally of 1930. There are always rallies of all different sizes in any bear market, just as there are pullbacks of all sizes in bull markets. No market ever moves in only one direction.

People tend to extrapolate recent trends forward, but this amounts to stepping on the gas while looking only in the rearview mirror. This is one reason why major trend changes are so rarely anticipated. Another is that the prevailing view of markets is fundamentally wrong. There is no perfect information, perfect competition, stabilizing negative feedback, rational utility maximization or efficient markets.

Markets are irrational, driven by swings of optimism and pessimism, or greed and fear, in an endless tug of war, and largely in an information vacuum. Investors chase momentum by jumping on passing bandwagons, hence demand for financial assets increases when prices are rising and falls when prices are falling, in classic positive feedback loops.

We have just lived through a period of several months when greed and complacency were in the ascendancy, but that trend is about to reverse in my opinion. Looking at markets as constructs of human herding behaviour allows them to be probabilistically predictable, permitting the forecasting of trend changes. For anyone who is interested in pursuing this idea further, I suggest looking into Bob Prechter’s socionomics - a fascinating subject which delves into the many effects of changes in collective mood.

For instance, as pessimism deepens, driving economic contraction, one would expect to see many manifestations of collective anger and mistrust. As this progresses it is likely to lead to xenophobia and a blame-game, with skillful manipulators (such as the fascist BNP leader Nick Griffin in the UK) poised to direct the anger of the herd towards their own chosen targets.

The potential for serious social fragmentation is very high when expectations have been dashed and there is not enough to go around. Having lived through a very long period of manic optimism and increasing inclusion, we in the developed world are not used to expressions of the dark side of human nature, except for entertainment purposes in popular television programmes. It will come as a considerable shock. ...

Last Minute Ideas For Australian Halloween 2009

Australia celebrates Halloween: But not too much!

This year there has been a particularly dedicated campaign to get Australians into Halloween. Woollies had $24 pumpkins for sale and Coles had extortionately priced plastic 'Trick or Treat' buckets (even though "trick or treat" is banned in Australia because of the large number of pedophiles lurking on every street corner).

This year Halloween is compulsory and you want to comply but you haven't prepared, and you want that something "Australian" as a wimpy faux-test registration of your unbendable individuality.

We're here to help. Here are some last minute costume ideas - you can enlarge the pictures, print them out and stick them to your face:

Wooooo! scare your friends and family...

Oh the horror!

A monster or an anachronism?

Stay tuned for our thanksgiving tips and hints!

Looming Online Voting Set To Enhance Queensland's Democracy Going Forward

Online voting has proven to be a great success in countries such as the United States

Forget an Upper House, having more than one paper in town, branch stacking, voting anomalies or the disclosure of political donors, Queensland is set to become more democratic than ever with the proposed introduction of on-line voting.

The days of the worn out Electoral Comissioner with his boring old ballot papers and stubby pencils are numbered, and his role will most likely be absorbed into the Gaming Commission as part of the on-line voting revolution.

Parliament is yet to be convinced by the companies promoting on-line voting, but sources say this will not be an obstacle to its implementation.

A survey of voters conducted as part of a review of this year's state election, found that they would be easily convinced on-line voting was a good idea by an expensive marketing campaign that on-line voting would enhance their democracy going forward.

Queensland's on-line voting system will be unique as voters will be able to choose whether to vote on their personal or work computers, or if they enjoy the thrill of taking chances, via poker machines.

The election outcome will be determined by a consolidation of responses to on-line corporate media survey questions and "Have Your Says", along with the results of the poker machine option, which incorporates voting in a pop up box between spins.

Greens, minor parties and independents will all be covered by one box marked "other".

The Book Education Queensland Wanted To Ban

From the latest IP eNews newsletter:

[With the recent release of his latest novel Primary Instinct, David Reiter sets his sights on Australia's education system and what is as opposed to what might be. This feature is reprinted from the newsletter of the Queensland Teachers' Union.]

Yet another international report shows Australia as a Banana Republic in its poor funding of our schools. The political parties in Queensland suddenly rediscover education as an issue (must be an election in the air). You’ve seen it all before. Reports gather dust on the shelves. Elections come and go and promises are forgotten. The education system continues to erode, with chronic under-funding, rats in the cupboards, asbestos in the sagging ceilings, the lack of specialist support for disadvantaged students, etc., etc.

How many of you have thought about writing an exposé that would change attitudes – or at least cast an angry spotlight on some of those problem areas crying out for reform? Well, someone’s beat you to it. The novel’s called Primary Instinct. It shows life in our schools without a political or PR spin. Set in a fictional school that many will find all too real in its depiction of teachers, students, parents and administrators in trying circumstances.

Author Dr David Reiter taught at universities in Canada and Australia, and was Publishing Manager for the BSSSS, before founding Brisbane publishing house IP. He’s openly critical of our education system. “Not much has changed since the ALP took office,” he says, “except perhaps the rhetoric. Teachers remain a professional underclass, and the work they do is often thankless because many people regard education as nothing more than a ticket to material wealth. Too much time is spent enforcing discipline, completing piles of paperwork in the name of ‘accountability’ and trying to keep up with the latest fads in methodology that are imposed from above.”

But Primary Instinct is not a whinge against the system. It entertains as well as it instructs. The blurb says of the main character Cherry: “You put in the hours, get the degree and hope your first job isn’t a five hour drive west of Blackbutt. Cherry knew it wouldn’t all be long summer breaks and the adoration of grateful parents. But nothing prepared her for the ‘challenges’ of teaching at Bayside State School, not to mention what her colleagues would get up to after school hours.”

The ABC has already expressed interest in a TV series in the mode of the recent BBC series Teachers, and Reiter is determined to write a sequel that would give the TV series as much staying power as Kath & Kim.

Broadwater Parklands Coffee Shop On Its Way!

Gee! What a surprise! The Gold Coast City Council and Humphrey Reynolds Perkins have lodged a Development Application for a "Material Change Of Use" to open a "Cafe, Community Purposes and Tourist Shop" in the Broadwater Parklands!

Groups Welcome Food Labelling Review: Call For Better Labelling:

News From The 'True Food Network' [27/10/09]

A coalition of groups including Greenpeace, the Food Intolerance Network and Friends of the Earth has welcomed the announcement of an independent review into food labelling. The review was announced at the Food Regulation Ministerial Council meeting in Brisbane last Friday. The groups say Australian food labelling is much weaker than in European countries and that consumers have a right to meaningful information about the foods they are eating.

Take Action: make a submission to the review

Alarmingly, the Government is only allowing four weeks for public submissions. If you want better food labelling, you can email a personal submission by November 20th 2009 to FoodLabellingReview@health.gov.au. The review will be chaired by former Federal Health Minister Neal Blewett and its terms of reference can be found here. Your submission does not have to be long – a few sentences will do. Here are some possible points you could include:

The Federal Government has still to implement the ALP policy supporting the comprehensive labelling of GE food.
The labelling of GE food in Australia is extremely limited and excludes some of the most basic and universally used ingredients. Under Australian labelling laws, only foods where GE proteins or DNA can be detected need to be labelled. Highly processed products, such GE canola oil and products from animals fed GE feed, escape labelling.
Independent polling last year shows that 90% of all Australians want all GE derived foods labelled and that the majority of consumers are less likely to buy food they know contains GE ingredients.
Consumers want GE foods labelled for a range of environmental, health and ethical reasons and should have the right to avoid GE food if they want to.
In Europe, all GE food and feed ingredients, including highly processed derivatives such as sugar, refined oil and starch must now be labelled. The European labelling regime resulted in only a negligible cost increase for industry and no additional costs for consumers. There is no reason why Australia can’t adopt the same standards.

For more information on the need for comprehensive GE labelling see our Eating in the Dark report.

It's time for better labelling

Consumers in Europe are provided with easy to understand front of pack nutritional labelling and are told whether their food contains additives or products derived from genetically engineered crops. The European Parliament has backed the mandatory labelling of all food derived from nanotechnology. Meanwhile Australian consumers are left effectively eating in the dark.

A Newspoll survey last year showed that 90 per cent of Australians want all ingredients derived from genetically engineered crops to be labelled. Yet the vast majority of GE ingredients are currently exempt from labelling. Consumers have a fundamental right to know what is in their food and how it is produced.

Georgia Miller from Friends of the Earth, who is campaigning for the comprehensive labelling of foods containing manufactured nanoparticles, says, "Our current labelling laws are inadequate and do not give consumers the information they need to make informed choices about the food they eat."

Dr Howard Dengate from the Food Intolerance Network says Australian consumers should enjoy the same protection as consumers in the European Union. "All food additives and active ingredients should be clearly labelled. Artificial food colourings that may have an adverse effect on activity and attention in children should carry the same mandatory warnings as the EU."

Individuals and organizations have less than a month to send in their submissions to the review. Given the importance and complexities of the issues involved, the groups believe that the one month public submission period should be extended. Consumers have waited a long time for the opportunity to input into such a review, and one month doesn’t allow full community participation.

Sails And Seagulls On The Seaway [30/10/09]

"I am sailing, I am sailing,
Home again cross the sea.
I am sailing, stormy waters,
To be near you, to be free.

I am flying, I am flying,
Like a bird cross the sky.
I am flying, passing high clouds,
To be with you, to be free. ..."

'Sailing', written by Gavin Sutherland and recorded by Rod Stewart [1975]

Singing Butcherbird, Gold Coast [29/10/09]

From Chapter 1 - A Fable for Tomorrow in Rachel Carson's 'Silent Spring' [1962]:

...There was a strange stillness. The birds, for example - where had they gone? Many people spoke of them, puzzled and disturbed. The feeding stations in the backyards were deserted. The few birds seen anywhere were moribund; they trembled violently and could not fly. It was a spring without voices. On the mornings that had once throbbed with the dawn chorus of robins, catbirds, doves, jays, wrens, and scores of oter bird voices there was now no sound; only silence lay over the fields and woods and marsh.

On the farms the hens brooded, but no chicks hatched. The farmers complained that they were unable to raise any pigs - the litters were small and the young survived only a few days. The apple trees were coming into bloom but no bees droned among the blossoms, so there was no pollination and there would be no fruit.

The roadsides, once so attractive, were now lined with browned and withered vegetation as though swept by fire. These, too, were silent, deserted by all living things. Even the streams were no lifeless. Anglers no longer visited them, for all the fish had died.

In the gutters under the eaves and between the shingles of the roofs, a whilte granular powder still showed a few patches; some weeks before it had fallen like snow upon the roofs and the lawns, the fields nd streams. No witchcraft, no enemy action had silenced the rebirth of new life in this stricken world. The people had done it themselves. ...

Concern Over Impact Of Oil In Indonesia

Greens Media Release [30/10/09]

As new information comes to light about a second leak in the Timor Sea, reports from Indonesia seem to indicate that that the Federal Government's responses in the questions in the Senate do not outline the full extent of the impact of the Montara oil spill on Indonesia, say the Australian Greens.

"We are just beginning to hear details about the second leak from the Chinese-owned Sinopec operation, about 50 kilometres north-west of Montara, now - although apparently this second leak started many weeks ago and the National Offshore Petroleum Safety Authority has known about it for weeks," Greens Spokesperson on Marine Issues, Senator Rachel Siewert said.

"This second leak may be more 'minor' in nature, but in the context of the massive Montara spill, it is of great public interest.

"Meanwhile, we have also learnt that the oil is now reported to be lot closer to Indonesia than was suggested by the Government when I asked in the Senate on Tuesday (27/10/09) about reports in the Indonesian media of oil impacts," Senator Siewert continued.

"Like everything else about this spill, the information provided by the Government is anything but clear. How much do they know about the spread of the oil into Indonesian waters, the reported fish deaths, and the impact on fishers and seaweed farmers of Rote?"

"A trawl operator based in Kupang says that in the past fortnight, crew on his boat operating in Indonesian waters have seen vast amounts of oil, with their vessel on some days surrounded by oil for the whole day.

"He has also confirmed that the official shipping warning given by the Kupang Harbour Master last week was that the spill was well within Indonesian waters, at 51 nautical miles (80 kilometres), south of Rote.

"Many of the villages on the south-facing coasts of Timor and Rote are extremely poor and remote, with few or no paved roads and a poor communications - making it hard to confirm Indonesian media reports," Senator Siewert said.

"However, we have been in touch with a Bali-based Indonesian NGO that is travelling to these areas out of concern from eye witness accounts about oil damage to seaweed farms and fish deaths. The area is remote and information has been patchy, but certainly there is enough to go on now to say there is a real concern.

"It is unclear what obligations PTTEP have for the impacts of the oil in Indonesian waters and we urge the Federal Government to follow this up with the company."

Editors: a transcript of Senator Siewert's question, and the Senator's answer, can be viewed at: http://greensmps.org.au/content/question/wa-oil-spill-impact-indonesian-fishing.

Queensland Parliament Passes Draconian Act (2009)

Queenslanders

In line with State Government's J.O.H. (or Joint Operational Headquarters) initiative announced earlier this year, Queensland Parliament has passed the Draconian Act (2009) which will come into effect as of January next year.

The Draconian Act (2009) will cover a wide range of everyday acts making them illegal. These include hanging about, hesitating with intent to loiter, obstruct police baton, smoking (the Queen Street Mall and Casino are exempt because that's just the way these things work), meeting your friends for a drink, riding a bicycle, minding your own business, going for a walk, being an environmentalist, being a state school teacher or a member of a union, travelling on public transport, leaving your lanyard or rectangular framed glasses at home, not attending the requisite number corporate football games, not reading the 'Courier-Mail' and not being able to repeat the daily talking points, criticising Cubbie Station, avoiding shopping centres, disparaging government or businesses or not having a job job job.

Queenslanders arrested and charged under the new laws will be tried in secret courts and will spend up to 25 years in a private prison.

Speaking on Radio Rupert this morning, First Mate Lucas discussed the merits of the Draconian Act (2009).

"We're not too worried about children sucking in fumes from car exhaust while travelling through road tunnels, or the future of the planet generally," he said.

"It's just that things could piss us off at any time, and sometimes you need to create an atmosphere of fear and confusion in order to control a population. The power to throw people in jail on a whim is an all important part of this."

While Radio Rupert staff nodded in furious agreement, First Mate Lucus went on to explain how the new laws will make it illegal for parents to go into the drive-thru of multinational fast food outlets for junk food if they have kids in the car.

"Kids don't have the ability to say 'please don't buy us this poisonous muck', they have to go with Mum and Dad," he said.

"That's the kind of thing the Draconian Act (2009) will cover."

First Mate Lucas said that as with the sale of publicly owned assets, the new act "wasn't about reality, it was about perception."

Queensland's two civil libertarians said a few things and everyone ignored them.

A Message In A Bottle To The Minister

"Just a castaway, an island lost at sea, oh
Another lonely day, with no one here but me, oh
More loneliness than any man could bear
Rescue me before I fall into despair, oh ..."

'Message In A Bottle', The Police [1979]

An email from The Greens [29/10/09]:

Dear friend,

Time is running out to pressure Australia's Environment Ministers to finally establish a national recycling scheme for drink bottles and containers.

We need your help to put the issue on the agenda of a crucial meeting of the state and federal environment ministers being held in Perth next week.

Send the environment ministers a message in a bottle about a national recycling scheme

As you know the Greens have long called for a 10 cent levy on all recyclable containers, and a recent poll showed 90% of Australians want this scheme. We've also got the backing of major industry players including Alcoa, Sita Environmental Solutions, Revive Recycling and Eco-Waste.

Please help us get this message through to the Federal Environment Minister Peter Garrett and the Environment Minister in your state. We'll plac e your message in a recycled plastic bottle, and deliver them personally to the meeting at the Hyatt Hotel in Perth next week.

Make your voice heard on a national container deposit scheme

Australians use and throw away about 11 billion drink containers a year, so a national recycling scheme would significantly reduce waste.

A national scheme will also cut greenhouse gas emissions by nearly a million tonnes a year, save enough water to supply more than 30,000 Australian homes and create 1000 direct jobs in a sustainable industry.

Together we can make this difference - we just need to get the message to the ministers.

Thank you
Scott Ludlam
Australian Greens Senator for Western Australia

"... What have we done to the world?
Look what we've done.
What about all the peace,
That you pledge your only son?
What about flowering fields?
Is there a time?
What about all the dreams,
That you said was yours and mine?

Did you ever stop to notice,
All the children dead from war?
Did you ever stop to notice,
This crying Earth its weeping shores? ..."

'Earth Song', Michael Jackson [1995]

Too Hard To Satirise For Obvious Reasons!

A treasury official

There has been a surprise change in Queensland's Budget position, with the 2008-09 year ending in surplus.

The State Government had been predicting that last financial year would end with a $574 million deficit.

But Treasurer Andrew Fraser has told Parliament the surplus is $35 million.

He says that is mainly because of some technical additions to the bottom line and has not been driven by a sudden turnaround in revenue. ...

Forget about all the other stinky piles of kaka surrounding our government. Look over there, a baby rabbit, no, not there, that's the Bikie Legislation, Asset Sales and Teachers' pay, obvious climate change denial and seamless IR system (ho ho ho) - where do I stop?????

Culture

From 'Bendable Learnings: The Wisdom of Modern Management' by Don Watson:

Hear the word culture and reach for your gun.

GREG WINN (COO of Telstra): We're not running a democracy. We don't manage by consensus. We're criticised for it but the fact of the matter is we run an absolute dictatorship and that's what's going to drive this transformation and deliver results. It's a cultural issue. If you can't get the people to go there, and you try once and you try twice, which is sometimes hard for me but I do believe in a second chance, then you just shoot 'em and get them out of the way you know and put people in that you can teach the new business process to and drive on.

Four Corners, ABC TV, 18 June 2007

Poor adherence

DEBBIE NASH (former Telstra call centre consultant): Adherence is a schedule. You have to be on time, you have to go on breaks where they have set a break for you, and if you're on a phone call with a customer, that can affect your adherence adversely, and you can be, you know, penalised at the end of the month for that, for having poor adherence.

Four Corners, ABC TV, 18 June 2007

Help me understand - or will Boris break your legs?

JOHN ROLLAND (Telstra customer sales and service executive): What it was setting out to achieve was to let leaders understand the impact they have on others, particularly the people that are reporting to them; and how they needed to respond in their role as coaches and as leaders.

'JANELLE' (former Telstra call centre team leader): You would be very direct with them, like, 'Help me understand what you're going to do to meet your targets by the end of the month.'

QUENTIN MCDERMOTT: Is that a particular phrase?

JANELLE: 'Help me understand' was a very popular phrase, very popular.

Four Corners, ABC TV, 18 June 2007

Performance improvement path

QUENTIN MCDERMOTT: Tell me about the bottom line.

JANELLE: Well, the bottom line is this, Quentin: you either pass your scorecard or you or we go onto the performance improvement path - that's the bottom line.

QUENTIN MCDERMOTT: It's essentially a disciplinary process, isn't it?

JOHN ROLLAND: No, it's an improvement process to help them get the skills they need to achieve at their job.

Four Corners, ABC TV, 18 June 2007

Balanced scorecard

QUENTIN MCDERMOTT: What happens if they don't achieve the targets?

JOHN ROLLAND: We continue to work with them.

QUENTIN MCDERMOTT: And what happens after that?

JOHN ROLLAND: If a person who joins us over time is not able to achieve the balanced scorecard that we've got - and it's not just about sales; it's about customer service and other issues - then we will have a discussion about them finding other opportunities outside Telstra.

Four Corners, ABC TV, 18 June 2007

Eliminate dragons

JOHN ROLLAND: Dragons, in particular, are the things that hold us back from achieving what we want to achieve as leaders.

JANELLE: If I was looking at putting someone onto a Performance Improvement Plan, the dragon for me would be the union delegate.

Four Corners, ABC TV, 18 June 2007

Ditto submarines

QUENTIN MCDERMOTT: Submarines, tell me about submarines.

JANELLE: Well, if you've got a group of twelve people in a team, you don't want anyone flying under the radar and not performing, you don't want those submarines.

Four Corners, ABC TV, 18 June 2007

And all negative behaviour

QUENTIN MCDERMOTT: There's another extraordinary term isn't there - savages?

JANELLE: Yeah ... You can have savages in your team, and they were actually referred to as people that have got negative, perceived to have negative behaviour that doesn't benefit the team, so they're a savage.

JOHN ROLLAND: The call centre business is not for everybody and we respect people's choices if they no longer find that work compelling, to make the choice to leave, and Sally made that choice.

QUENTIN MCDERMOTT: Sally Sandic left Telstra at the end of December. Less than four weeks later, she committed suicide.

Four Corners, ABC TV, 18 June 2007

Even More On Bifenthrin

From House of Representatives Hansard [4/12/1997]:

Mrs ELIZABETH GRACE (Lilley) (12.56 p.m.)-I am pleased to participate in this debate on these appropriation bills. Today I am not trying to save the whale, the rhino or the mahogany glider but trying to save a sediment dwelling organism in the world heritage area listed under the Ramsar Convention, and that is the Boondall Wetlands Reserve. Without these organisms, the Boondall Wetlands Reserve will cease to exist. This would be devastating because local residents have invested so much time, effort and money into saving the wetlands from developers in 1990 for it to be a heritage for our future. Measuring half a millimetre, these sediment dwelling organisms are fundamental in the marine food chain that supports life in the Boondall Wetlands.

The wetlands has an area of 1,245 hectares, and is a valuable resting and feeding site for migratory birds from as far away as Siberia, China, Japan, Mongolia and Alaska. The reserve has also been identified as an extremely important breeding ground for juvenile fish, crabs and prawns. The Boondall Wetlands was the focus of the 1996 Ramsar International Convention, and it has the potential to become a major regional centre for conservation, environmental education and outdoor family recreation. Scientists became concerned about the decimation of the sediment dwelling organisms in the Wetlands in 1995, when a large proportion of small animals living in the sediments disappeared. Those which have recolonised in the area have also disappeared before they have reached maturity.

In October 1995 a detailed environmental study of the Kedron Brook estuary, one of the four estuaries feeding into the Boondall Wetlands Reserve, found that there had been such a dramatic decline in numbers across almost the entire range of sediment dwelling organisms and that the estuary was in fact dead. Subsequent studies last year revealed that there had been a similar catastrophic decline among the organisms along the foreshores of the reserve. This decline repeated itself in the winter and spring of this year. If these sediment dwelling organisms are not revived, juvenile and adult fish will be deprived of major food sources, which will impact on the commercial and recreation fishing industry; the habitat of the mud crab, the sand crab and prawns will cease to exist, again affecting commercial fishing; and the food stocks for water birds will be reduced. Research of bird populations in the Boondall Wetlands Reserve has revealed a major decline in migratory birds feeding on the mudflats as a direct result of the dramatic decline in abundance of their food sources. The evidence suggests we may be dealing with more than a normal pollution problem, as typified by many Australian urban estuaries.

In other estuaries, a range of species recognised as pollution tolerant are normally present, some in large numbers. Ecologist Sue Quinnell recorded 50 species of larger, conspicuous invertebrates along the mudflats of the Boondall Wetlands late in 1994 and up to mid-1995. Today, at least 75 per cent of all these species have been lost and have not been replaced by other species. What is causing the disappearance of these sediment dwelling organisms? The Boondall Wetlands has for a long time been a hot spot for receipt of pollutants, but even in the 1970s when the area was polluted by raw sewage, research showed it to be a biologically rich estuarine area.

The Australian Marine Conservation Society suggests that the ecological problems at the Boondall Wetlands may be caused by a very toxic chemical contaminant in the sediments, possibly a pyrethroid. This has serious implications for the maintenance of a healthy ecosystem and will have a major effect on the internationally significant migratory bird population. In addition, many seafood species are dependent on the sediment dwelling invertebrates. Quite clearly, a broader concern about the implications of the marine food web in the whole of Moreton Bay is properly justified. The Parliamentary Secretary to the Minister for the Environment, Senator Ian Macdonald, accompanied me on a tour of the Boondall Wetlands to listen to what the scientific community and local residents thought. We were able to give an undertaking to support the Australian Marine Conservation Society's proposal to investigate the collapse of the ecosystem. The study will be undertaken in partnership between the Australian Marine Conservation Society and the Centre for Environmental Risk Management and Policy from the Faculty of Environmental Sciences at Griffith University. The aim of the study will be to determine the cause or causes of the decline of sediment dwelling invertebrates at the Boondall Wetlands Reserve. Based on current evidence, the scientists will start with a hypothesis that the dramatic decline in sediment living organisms is due to the introduction of the use of a chemical, bifenthrin, in July 1995.

Bifenthrin can be purchased through any supermarket, hardware shop or plant nursery. It is mainly used for the treatment of termites. Most builders spray the ground with bifenthrin before they lay the concrete slab of a new home. If bifenthrin is the culprit, then the collapse of the ecosystem at the Boondall Wetlands may not be an isolated event. Rivers and estuaries in all parts of Australia might be affected. This is disturbing news. If this or a similar chemical compound is identified this will be of national and possibly international significance. If it is found to be a chemical compound, a review of Australia's hazardous chemicals management procedures will have to be considered both by industry and government. As one of the driest nations on earth, Australia relies heavily on the wise use of our waterways which in turn feed into our wetlands.

Our wetlands are tremendously important for both Australian culture and industry. A wetlands conservation plan sponsored by the Mountains to Mangroves Catchment Management Committee and Nudgee College will work towards the preservation of the land. Together they put a submission to the Brisbane City Council and now have a voluntary conservation agreement in place. The land under agreement is a further 27 hectares at Nudgee College that adjoins the Boondall Wetlands Reserve. It will not be developed and Nudgee College will develop an ecosystem on the school campus which will be used to educate its environmental science students. ..

More On Bifenthrin

Last month we noticed that the Gold Coast City Council were using the pesticide Bifenthrin.

The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency has released a List of Chemicals Evaluated for Carcinogenic Potential. (It's a useful list to have and you can receive a copy by emailing the U.S. E.P.A.)

Bifenthrin is classified as a "possible human carcinogen".

Aussie Girls Can Do Anything!

As long as it pleases men ...

The "Voluntary Industry Code of Conduct on Body Image" was announced today [27/10/09]:

...The code recommends advertisers, the media and fashion designers disclose digitally manipulated images and use models 16 years and older within a healthy weight range.

It also encourages the industry to use a more diverse range of body shapes, sizes and ethnicities. ...

"Voluntary", "recommends", "encourages"? What a soft cock, namby pamby initiative. Where's the fire Freedman, Cornish and Ellis? Are you that terrified of being labelled feminists?

And Sarah Murdoch is hardly an appropriate role model for young women. If she honestly wanted to do something progressive for Australian women and girls, she should speak out about the negative role her father-in-law's publications have played on this issue since at least the time he introduced "Page Three Girls" in his detestable gutter journals.

DPI Responds To Our Query

In response to our query (see below) about the major termite fumigation programme undertaken throughout Brisbane in 1979, the DPI says:

The fumigant used in 1979 and until 2006 was Methyl Bromide. Now we use "Profume" sulfuryl fluoride.

Below is a list of 'public' buildings fumigated.

Rosalie The Lodge Fernberg Rd Jul-78
City Curators Cottage Botanic Gardens May-79
City Potting Shed Botanic Gardens May-79
City Mansions George St May-79
City Old Govt. House George St May-79
City Old Machinery Bldg George St, 60 May-79
City Parliament House George St Jun-79
City QIT Blocks G, H, J George St Jun-79
City QIT Blocks A, D, E, K, R, W George St Jul-79
City Enthetic Diseases Bldg William St Aug-79
City Govt. Chem. Lab. D.P.I. William St Aug-79
City QIT Blocks B, C, F George St Aug-79
City Korboots Bldg George St, 100 Sep-79

Here's some information about Methyl Bromide (Bromomethane) from the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency:

... In a human mortality study, a higher incidence of death from testicular cancer was identified in men occupationally exposed to methyl bromide. However, methyl bromide could not be established as the causative agent because the individuals in the study were exposed to a wide variety of brominated chemicals.
There was no evidence of carcinogenic activity in mice in a National Toxicology Program (NTP) chronic inhalation study.
EPA has classified methyl bromide as a Group D, not classifiable as to human carcinogenicity, based on inadequate human and animal data. ...

And here's some information about Profume (Sulfuryl Fluoride), which is produced by Dow, from the 'Beyond Pesticides' website:

University of California at Irvine researchers have discovered that sulfuryl fluoride, an insecticide widely used to fumigate termite-infested homes and buildings, stays in the atmosphere at least 30-40 years and perhaps as long as 100 years and is about 4,000 times more efficient than carbon dioxide at trapping heat, though much less of it exists in the atmosphere. This raises concerns as levels have nearly doubled in just the last six years. Prior studies estimated its atmospheric lifetime at as low as five years, grossly underestimating the global warming potential. ...

Budgie Smugglers Descend Upon Outback Town You've Never Heard Of


One of the Budgie Smugglers which have descended upon the outback town you've never heard of

A far-out Queensland mayor says it has been more than a decade since he has seen so many Budgie Smugglers (Icanseeubits Inupants) in the outback town you've never heard of.

Mayor Dick Bitton of the outback town you've never heard of says the 1,000s of Budgie Smugglers were probably attracted to the outback town you've never heard of by the flooding which occurred earlier this year.

But this extraordinary event has nothing to do with climate change. Look over there - a baby rabbit!

"Conditions are perfect for the Budgie Smugglers to breed so lock up your daughters," he said.

"Although the funny thing about Budgie Smugglers is that some people say they are a glorious sight, while others would prefer Budgie Smugglers didn't exist at all," he said.

In recent years, the Budgie Smugglers have faced extinction due to a boost in numbers of the predatory Board Shorts (Letubits Hangloos).

"It's an incredible sight, looking out on the horizon and watching the resurgence of these magnificent creatures," said the Mayor.

Chief Blighty Defends Spending Taxes To Bore Queenslanders Witless

Blighty ... MasterChef appearance evidently not enough to convince the incredibly intelligent people of Queensland that she is benign and benevolent

"Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
I think I'll go eat worms"

The Chief Blighty says spending $1.9 million to bore the people of Queensland witless may not work, but the Government is going ahead with it anyway.

"The deal is done, the contracts have been signed, the removalists have been booked and the assets are gone and those are the facts," she said.

"Of course there are other facts out there, and that's the problem, this advertising money is supposed to replace those other facts with our facts."

When asked why the Government couldn't just pass the legislation, given they hold the majority in Parliament and that there is no House of Review and no real media, the Chief Blighty said:

"It's about perception, and the reality is that we perceive that the commercial monomedia wasn't doing enough to support our facts, but by giving them $1.9 million, that should buy a fair amount of perception...I mean reality... I mean facts."

"We gave a lot of money to Bernie but his facts weren't good enough - obviously these facts are very expensive.

"The fact is that these assets are are duds and less than worthless.

Speaking of duds, the Opposition are also as useless as tits on a jersey bull.

ANSTO turn nuclear poll "NO" into "YES": Greens Media Release [26/10/09]

The Australian Nuclear Science & Technology Organisation (ANSTO) has been caught out blatantly lying over the results of its own survey which showed overwhelming rejection of nuclear power by Australians.

"ANSTO deliberately fudged an online poll to appear as if respondents voted in favour of nuclear power in Australia," Australian Greens Spokesperson on nuclear issues, Senator Scott Ludlam said this morning.

"Up until the weekend (Sun 25 Oct) the poll was running 3-1 against nuclear power. ANSTO simply changed the words "I am against it" option to read "It is one of the options," without resetting the poll numbers. Voila - manufactured consent for nuclear power.

"After howls of protest from irate respondents and calls from journalists, ANSTO changed the poll again, allowing people to register a simple "No".

"This is a small but perfect example of the dishonesty that surrounds the "debate" about nuclear power in Australia," Senator Ludlam said.

"Instead of hearing the clear message coming through in its own survey, ANSTO turned a 'no' into a 'yes'. What an appropriate symbol for the way the whole nuclear power debate is being run in Australia.

"ANSTO chair Ziggy Switkowki has been a persistent advocate for nuclear power, even though we're told it is against Government policy. It is time Minister Kim Carr stepped in and clarified to ANSTO - and the public - what that policy is.

"The dishonest act brings into question any so-called surveys or reports stemming from ANSTO or any other nuclear advocates trying to propagate the idea that Australians are warming to the idea of nuclear energy."

Bold Visionary Rescue Plan For Great Barrief Reef

Coral ... threatened

Inspired by the recent suggestion to save the world's reefs by freezing and cultivating coral samples, the Queensland Minister for Environment, Climate Reform and Coal has announced a bold, visionary rescue plan to rebuild the Great Barrier Reef after it is inevitably destroyed.

"Hello!" she said, at a unique press conference this morning where she swam with the dolphins while wearing her hard hat and fluorescent vest.

"Have you noticed we've changed the name of our Department? Our focus groups revealed that the "change" bit was bringing people down with its negative connotations, whereas they responded positively to "reform", so isn't that better?"

The bold, visionary rescue plan involves giving each Queenslander a little aquarium, a piece of coral and a clown fish.

A clown fish

"Scientists have told us that if we don't stop burning so much fossil fuel, the reef will die," said the Minister.

"EE-EEE-EEE---eee-eeee," said one of the dolphins.

"So obviously it's inevitable - the reef will die, and so after the reef is dead we will have to fix it," she said.

"EEEE- eeee-eeee-EEE," said the other dolphin, jumping through a hoop of fire.

"See? The dolphins know what I'm talking about. And by involving all Queenslanders, we are promoting equity and inclusiveness, which is what our Government is all about."

Once the Great Barrier Reef is dead, Queenslanders will be asked to bring their aquariums into the Department of Environment, Climate Reform and Coal, and the Great Barrier Reef will be rebuilt with the help of Wall Street Banks and investment firms as part of a Public Private Partnership.

Friendly Enemy Alien

Rene Magritte's 'L'Empire des Lumieres'

"Rene and Georgette Magritte with their dog after the war
Were strolling down Christopher Street when they stopped in a men's store
With all of the mannequins dressed in style
That brought tears to their immigrant eyes
Just like the penguins, the moon glows
The orioles, and the five satins
The easy stream of laughter
Flowing through the air"

'Rene and Georgette Magritte With Their Dog After The War', Paul Simon [1983]

'Friendly Enemy Alien' is a film by John Burgan. Highly recommended to put the current negative slur campaign against refugees in perspective:

June 1940: the HMT Dunera leaves Liverpool docks crammed with over 2,500 German, Austrian and Italian internees, supposedly heading for Canada. Eight weeks later the steamship sails under Sydney Harbour Bridge. The official files about the voyage are sealed till 2040. Now, over sixty years later, the last survivors of the “Dunera Scandal” tell their story.

August 2001: Australian Special Forces board a Norwegian freighter to prevent it from landing on an island some 2000 kilometres north-west of Perth. The 438 mostly Afghan men, women and children rescued from a sinking ferry huddle on the deck of the MV Tampa and wait as the governments of Norway, Indonesia, Australia and the UN argue about who is to take them. Two weeks later the asylum-seekers are deposited on the even more remote island state of Nauru. It’s the start of Prime Minister John Howard’s so-called “Pacific solution”.

Friends, enemies, aliens - is it possible to be all three at once? Jewish refugees flee Hitler at the outbreak of the war and are given asylum in England, to be interned as suspected fifth columnists, shipped off to Australia to endure months behind barbed wire deep in the outback. To suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, as Hamlet said. The genre here is tragicomedy: our protagonists endure a series of cruel injustices but survive the humiliations and absurd mishaps to experience a kind of Happy End.

A strange quirk of history, a one-off? Maybe. The differences between a group of mostly well-educated Middle Europeans and a persecuted ethnic minority from Afghanistan are only too apparent; the Dunera story came to its conclusion long ago, whereas the Hazaras’ status is still in question. There are villains and good guys in Friendly Enemy Alien, but as the title suggests, it’s really a tale of shifting identities. The “fifth columnist” or the suspected terrorist: such labels have particular resonance in times of insecurity. The refugee, the unwanted outsider, presents a useful screen upon which to project all sorts of fears, some justified, others not. Anyone could have pretended to be a refugee in order to gain entry to Britain or Australia.

In “L'Empire des Lumières” Magritte imagined the simultaneous coexistence of day and night. Sadness and happiness co-exist in Friendly Enemy Alien, where the twin voyages are not only journeys through space, but travel through time, that is to say: in memory.

BEST DOCUMENTARY - NEW BERLIN FILM AWARD 2006

Breast Cancer On The Rise

It's great news that the death rate from breast cancer has fallen by 27 per cent over the past 12 years, but it's fucking scandalous that in a country like Australia poor women have a lower chance of survival. Surely this is an argument for universal health care rather than tipping more and more taxpayer dollars into the private health industry?

And why aren't we hearing about research into the role of unnatural carcinogens?

On the advice of the Queensland Museum, whom we contacted a week or so ago (see below), we've contacted the DPI regarding our query about the major termite fumigation programme which was undertaken throughout Brisbane in 1979.

We've asked which public buildings were treated and what type of chemicals were used in this process, as Dr Brenton C. Peter's wrote about it in his article about the West Indian Drywood Termite in the 'Wildlife Of Greater Brisbane: A Queensland Museum Wild Guide':

The West Indian Drywood Termite (Cryptotermes brevis) is considered the world's most destructive drywood termite and has caused considerable economic damage wherever it has become established. The termite is one of four 'tramp' species in Queensland. Cryptotermes cynocephalus and Cryptotermes domesticus have been introduced from South-east Asia and the Pacific to areas around Cairns and further north, mainly through commerce. Similarly, Cryptotermes dudleyi has been introduced to Thursday Island and is established there.

The West Indian Drywood Termite was first found in Maryborough in 1966 and this discovery was followed by a survey and treatment campaign that was extended to Bundaberg in 1974. The termite was proclaimed a notifiable pest under the Diseases in Timber Act 1975. One year later, it was discovered in several multi-storey buildings in Brisbane and a major fumigation programme began in 1979. About 570 buildings, including suburban houses, and many items of furniture have been treated since then at a cost to the State of $10 million. The extensive infestations in Maryborough and central Brisbane are thought to have resulted from separate introductions of the pest in timber imported with war materials by the US Armed Services during World War II. ...

The Greater Brisbane Region has a rich diversity of native termites, some of considerable economic importance. The exotic West Indian Drywood Termite is an unwanted addition. However, the major threat it posed in Queensland has been substantilly diminished as a result of the ongoing containment programme.

Labor Dishonours Socialist International Agreement :
News From The Free Australia Party

According to the ALP website, “The Australian Labor Party maintains formal links with fraternal parties overseas through ongoing membership of the Socialist International association.”

Why it continues to maintain full fee paying membership of the Socialist International association given its current agenda of dismantling democracy in order to implement draconian laws is a question begging an answer. One has to wonder if the Ethics Committee of this association is aware of the actions of one of their full member parties, and if they were, would they continue to support said membership; or would they propose sanctions to the leading organs of the Socialist International as is their mandate in such cases.

Under sections 5.1 – 3 of the Statutes of the Socialist International association a decision to expel a rogue party or organisation from membership can be taken by the Congress if a majority of two-thirds of member parties voted for that to occur. It appears that parties, countries, and associations, which do not agree to adhere to the clearly stated principles of the Socialist International association, would a) not be supported to become party members, or b) if they were members, an expulsion would be justified.

The Socialist International association appears to have an admirable set of principles they set forth as an agenda for their fee paying party members to follow. The below quotation, taken from their Ethical Charter, using principles “adopted at the XXII Congress of the Socialist International, São Paulo”, has a affirmation party members agree to uphold and promote for acceptance into the association of the Socialist International.

This affirmation states:

"We, member parties of the Socialist International, reaffirm our total commitment to the values of equality, freedom, justice, solidarity and peace which are the foundation of democratic socialism. We solemnly undertake to respect, defend and promote those values in the spirit of the fundamental declarations and campaigns of the Socialist International"

Their Ethical Charter points out that member parties will follow strictly certain principles to defend pluralistic democracy, of which, a respect of the rights of minorities and individuals; and an independent and impartial judicial system based on the law are identified as essential to the fulfilment of this charter. Seeing that the SA Labor Government, under Rann, and now Rudd, is busily implementing laws which seriously undermine the rights of individuals, and which call into question the ongoing existence of an independent and impartial judicial system, it is increasingly apparent that this government is only rendering lip service to the ideals of the Socialist International association.

The Ethical Charter of which the Labor Government is a fee paying full member goes on to state it is their responsibility to:

"Guarantee, under all circumstances, the respect of human dignity and to act in accordance with the Universal Declaration of Human Rights and the other important conventions adopted by the United Nations and its institutions.

To respect and reinforce the fundamental human rights, be they individual rights (respect of private life, freedom of thought, belief, education, sexual orientation and right to equal treatment etc.), social rights (freedom of trade unions, right to strike, social protection etc.) or political rights (freedom of association, universal vote).

To fight against all ultra nationalist, fundamentalist, xenophobic and racist trends and to refrain from all forms of political alliance or co-operation, at any level, with any political party inciting or trying to inflame prejudices, ethnic or racial hatred.

To reject and resolutely oppose any drift to authoritarianism as well as any political system which allows or practises the violation of human rights to conquer or impose its power (political assassination, torture, arbitrary detention, press censorship, banning or repression of peaceful demonstrations, etc)."

By implementing the Serious Organised Crime Control Act (S.O.C.C.A) the Labor government is not acting “in accordance with the Universal Declaration of Human Rights”, they are not showing a “respect of private life”; and because of passing laws which state that the prosecution do not have to prove their case when attempting to sentence an individual to a long term jail sentence they are not providing a “right to equal treatment” before law.

By the Attorney General Michael Atkinson calling a small country newspaper and berating them for not writing an article in the way that he wanted it written, so that the F.R.E.E AUSTRALIA PARTY would be portrayed in a negative light, he was engaging in press censorship as he and others within the Labor party drift into an authoritarian model of governance.

The F.R.E.E AUSTRALIA PARTY stands opposed to authoritarian governance and calls for an Independent Commission Against Corruption (I.C.A.C) to be given the highest priority at this time. The F.R.E.E AUSTRALIA PARTY asks for the Ethics committee of the Socialist International association to examine the actions of one its party members and to act accordingly.

Written by Craig Hendry
Policy Coordinator - F.R.E.E AUSTRALIA PARTY

A Couple Of Greens Media Releases [24/10/09]

Public money funding wealthy private school land grabs

Federal and state subsidies for wealthy private schools are freeing up income from fees and donations to allow Sydney's affluent institutions to buy up land and expand into their neighbourhoods, according to Greens NSW MP John Kaye.

Commenting on the story in today's Sydney Morning Herald ('Elite schools splash out on property deals'), Dr Kaye said:

"This year the sixty one wealthiest schools in NSW will receive more than $193.4 million in federal and state 'recurrent assistance' grants.

"Schools like Shore in North Sydney, PLC in Croydon, Scots in Bellevue Hill and Newington College in Stanmore have exploited this massive financial boost to buy up land and expand into their host communities.

"Residential neighbourhoods are being destroyed by silver-spoon institutions cashed up with public money.

"The Rees and Rudd governments are funding an arms race between the wealthiest private schools.

"The competition to grab more land and build more facilities has become intense.

"Federal Education Minister Julia Gillard claims that this grant money is supposed to help pay for the on-going operations of the schools.

"This is nonsense. The Deputy Prime Minster and her state colleague Verity Firth know that state and federal funding frees up income from fees and donations to spend on new land acquisitions and building projects.

"Public funding of affluent private schools is destroying neighbourhoods and heritage.

"Taxpayers money is being used to create a more divided society," Dr Kaye said.

The SMH story is available at: http://tinyurl.com/smh091024

PM should outline regional humanitarian ground rules for asylum seekers

In light of growing concern about the conditions which asylum seekers wanting to come to Australia will face in Indonesian detention camps, the Prime Minister should seek assurances from Jakarta that clear humanitarian ground rules are established.

Australian Greens Leader Senator Bob Brown said:

"Besides our legal requirement to abide by international humanitarian laws, Australian Government policy towards asylum seekers should reflect our compassionate and 'fair-go' society. This nation has taken aboard many thousands of refugees in recent decades and these thousands have enriched our society in return."

Immigration spokesperson Senator Sarah Hanson Young said:

"At the top of the Prime Minister's list should be for Indonesia to sign the UN Refugee Convention. We need to go beyond an agreement on where and how asylum seekers are detained."

"Kevin Rudd must seek assurances that children and families will not be imprisoned and that the refugee claims are processed in a fair and timely manner. The Prime Minister must also consider an increase in the humanitarian intake in order to help resettle these refugees," Senator Hanson-Young said.

SECRET COUNCIL PLAN on SOUTH BRISBANE RIVERSIDE PLAN

PUBLIC VIEWING THIS SATURDAY

10am-2pm Saturday 24th

cnr BOUNDARY and VULTURE STREETS, WEST END

Come and see what Council never wanted you to see. WECA is giving you a chance to see the full document with your own eyes.

City Council's secrecy has drained this planning exercise of any credibility.

This secret Council document pre-dates by months the so called 'public information sessions' hastily conducted at the end of August by Urban Renewal Brisbane.

Darren Godwell

President

Went to the shop today
No Renoirs on the walls
Saw some ice cream clearly
Behind the clear glass door

Can I ever look at a Choc Wedge the same way again? (no way, get fucked, fuck off)
Should I get one Eskimo Pie or maybe ten? (no way, get fucked, fuck off)

Icy Poles, Bon Maxis
A little tub of vanilla would do
Wonder which ones Nestle
Will decide to discontinue?

Will Drumsticks ever taste the same again? (no way, get fucked, fuck off)
Should I go back to Cornettos again? (no way, get fucked, fuck off)

Workers at the Perth factory
Have no place to go
At least helping to sell cars
For some Aussie bands is a no go

Mr Peters must be rolling in his grave again (no way, get fucked, fuck off)
Hope I never see this bizarre advertisement again (no way, get fucked, fuck off)

It must take a few beers
And some cocaine to get high
To create an ad so strange
That no one's gonna buy

Is nothing sacred when you want people to spend? (no way, get fucked, fuck off)
Why it makes me so angry I can't explain this trend (no way, get fucked, fuck off)

Are you for real or are you just having a lend? (no way, get fucked, fuck off)
I'm running out of words rhyming with again (no way, get fucked, fuck off)

Songs bring back memories
Advertisers try to claim
They think they have the answers
But for them here's a refrain

Your ad makes me never want to eat ice cream again (no way, get fucked, fuck off)
Do you understand? If not I'll make it plain (go away, get fucked, fuck off)

Um, Excuse Me. When Did South East Queenslanders Ask For This?

Recycled sewage on its way into your drinking water:

New Water Business For Five SEQ Councils: Media Statement [23/10/09]

An agreement between five South East Queensland Mayors will change the face of water and wastewater service delivery for more than 1.3 million people when Queensland Urban Utilities opens for business.

The agreement means residents in the Brisbane, Ipswich, Lockyer Valley, Scenic Rim and Somerset local authority areas will all be served by a single, jointly owned water retail and distribution business from July next year.

Brisbane City Council's water distribution and retail business units will be the first to operate under the Queensland Urban Utilities name, from November 2009. Brisbane ratepayers will no longer pay for water and wastewater services as part of their Brisbane City Council rate notice. From January, customers will receive a separate water bill from Queensland Urban Utilities.

Residents of the Ipswich, Lockyer Valley, Scenic Rim and Somerset council areas can continue to contact their local council about water and wastewater services until July 2010.

At this date, Queensland Urban Utilities will become a statutory authority supplying residents in the five council areas with their water and wastewater services.

The new water business is being established in response to the State Government's restructure of the South East Queensland water industry.

Queensland Urban Utilities will:

o buy water from the State Government-owned SEQ Water Grid Manager and
deliver it to more than 1.3 million residents
o collect, treat and dispose of sewage
o manage and maintain $4.4 billion of infrastructure and assets, including water
supply mains and sewer networks
o operate water and sewage pumping stations
o provide a specialised recycled water service to a number of businesses
o manage and issue accounts for household and commercial water and
sewerage services and trade waste disposal.

Residents in each council area will receive information about the new water business and what it means for them.

Tree Killers At It Again

We reported last week (see below) that trees on the corner of Turpin Street and Brisbane Road up to Billington Street, Labrador appeared to be doomed as part of the pointless Gold Coast Highway upgrade.

Tree lopping began on Monday [19/10/09]

View of Brisbane Road from Billington Street and a lonely tree that for some reason they left behind [22/10/09]

"Thanks for cutting down our homes and nests. There are plenty of other places we can go"

Who Is A Refugee?

The UNHCR states:

A refugee is a person who "owing to a well-founded fear of being persecuted for reasons of race, religion, nationality, membership of a particular social group, or political opinion, is outside the country of his nationality, and is unable to or, owing to such fear, is unwilling to avail himself of the protection of that country…"

Article 1, The 1951 Convention Relating to the Status of Refugees

The most important parts of the refugee definition are:

Refugees have to be outside their country of origin;
The reason for their flight has to be a fear of persecution;
The fear of persecution has to be well-founded
The persecution has to result from one or more of the 5 grounds listed in the definition, that is race, religion, nationality, membership of a particular social group, or political opinion;
They have to be unwilling or unable to seek the protection of their country.

Where Is The Minister?

Oil spill likely to be much larger - Dept backs Greens' claims

Greens Media Release [22/10/09]

Information revealed during questioning at a Senate Estimates hearing indicates that the amount of oil leaking from the Montara wellhead may be much higher than the company's estimates.

Yesterday (Wed 21/10/09), under questioning by Greens' Marine Issues Spokesperson Senator Rachel Siewert, Federal Department of Resources, Energy and Tourism officials said that PTTEP had given them no basis for their 400-barrels-day figure, and their own calculations based on Geoscience Australia data suggested a rate of around 2,000 barrels-a-day, plus condensate.

Using PTTEP's own documents and data from similar wellheads nearby, independent analysis sourced by the Greens in the weeks following the spill calculated that the Montara wellhead may be leaking up to 3,000 barrels of oil-a-day into the Timor Sea off Australia's north-west coast.

This calculation was disputed by the Rudd Government, with Federal Minister for the Environment Peter Garrett later saying the real figure was just 300 to 400 barrels-a-day (see http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/09/04/2677276.htm).

Despite requests by the Greens, there has been no explanation of the basis of this figure.

"It is clear that we can have no confidence in the estimates by the company and I must ask why the Government chose to support the company's estimates rather than the Department's estimates," Senator Rachel Siewert said.

"It is clear a thorough and comprehensive inquiry is needed into this spill.

"If the oil had continued to leak at this rate over the two months since the accident on 21 August, this would suggest that up to 20 million litres of oil could have leaked into the Timor Sea.

"However, given the drop-off in the observed rate of oil leakage in the first weeks of the spill reported by AMSA, we might expect that the total amount of oil spilled could be lower, perhaps around 10 million litres.

"This puts the Montara oil spill clearly up there in the top three worst oil spills in Australia's history," concluded Senator Siewert.

Australia To Invest In New Submarine Fleet

One of the L.S.D.s or Luminous Submersible Devices

In light of a majorly concerning report on operational restrictions facing the $6 billion Colon Class fleet, the Minister for Bullets, Bombs, Boats and Big Glasses has decided to invest in a new submarine fleet for Australia.

The Minister for Bullets, Bombs, Boats and Big Glasses, who was much better at asking questions than he is at answering them during Senate Estimates committees, said that three of the Colon Class fleet are screwed whereas the others are variously effected according to maintenance and levels of availability going forward in terms of.

"Look over there a baby rabbit," he said.

"Anyway the Colon Class fleet was Minister Bomber's idea - why are you being so mean to me? Don't you realise I'm on the other side now, so I have to toe the line?"

Addressing concerns about idleness in the concerning report, the Minister for Bullets, Bombs, Boats and Big Glasses said the Colon Class crews were very busy, and that he wouldn't dare criticise the limited news for crappy journalism.

"I can assure the committee that Sergeant Pepper and the rest of the crew are currently strategising and training and implementing the new fleet of submarines - known as L.S.D.s or Luminous Submersible Devices," he said.

The L.S.D.s have capabilities previously unfamiliar to conventional warfare.

"They can bring peace, love and Beatles music to all the wars Australia is involved in around the world," said the Minister.

Before deployment, the L.S.D.s will take dignitaries, politicians, war mongers and their propagandists and enablers for joy rides around Sydney Harbour and then on to Strawberry Fields forever.

Where's The Water? A Trip To Minyon Falls

Minyon Falls is in the Nightcap National Park in northern New South Wales.

Minyon Falls: Dry as a dingo's you know what!

Pertinent graffiti at the Minyon Falls lookout: "Climate Chaos Is Now!"

A National Parks sign on site states:

Minyon Falls is located within the traditional lands of the Widjabul clan of the Bundjalung Nation. Evidence from recorded sites suggests Aboriginal usage of the Nightcap Range for at least the past 4000 years. The area is of major significance to the local Aboriginal people and is respected for its rich tradition and value. Minyon Falls are part of a greater cultural landscape that includes other major landscapes, such as Mt Warning (Wollumbin) and The Pinnacle, which is in the Border Ranges.

The "Cecil C. Jones" cottage and Pioneers Memorial at the nearby Rummery Park camp ground

The "not so boggy" Boggy Creek, which runs alongside Rummery Park, and a cheeky goanna, of which there are about four who patrol the perimeter of the park all day long and can get in and out of the massive bin. Like the kookaburras, they will leap at any opportunity to snatch your sandwiches!

We also spotted King Parrots, a pheasant, wonga pigeons, a satin bower bird, a white-necked heron, one butterfly, many ticks, a spotted-tailed Quoll, heard a few frogs and what we thought might be a barking owl, along with many other strange calls in the night!

Elkhorn are a feature within the park, which is also surrounded by a forest of hoop, cypress and bunya pines, eucalypts and red cedar.

One of the many very old stumps in the nearby forest, which bear the marks of nineteenth century plunder

Rous Water operate the nearby Rocky Creek Dam, which as you can see from the sign, is currently closed until further notice. Their website states:

Rous Water is undertaking work to upgrade the embankment of Rocky Creek Dam so that it meets current dam safety standards. The work is expected to take 6 months and must be undertaken during the drier months of the year to protect the dam from damage due to flooding. During the construction period the dam and park will be closed to the public, sorry for any inconvenience.

In 2006, Rous Water said they wanted to build a second dam on Rocky Creek in order to counteract the problem of diminishing water supply.

... Someone who appreciates Rocky Creek Dam in Northern NSW is Barbara Jenson, Community Development Officer at Rous Water.

Construction of the Rocky Creek Dam began in 1949, it contains 14,000 megalitres of water when it is full and the dam wall is 27 metres high.

"One feature at the dam is the Platypus walk Djanbung Gurahr. The platypus walk takes about 45 minutes and that goes across the dam wall, then you go over the spillway, through the rainforest and over the floating bridge, she says."

And the highlight for Barbara, "It's very special to stand on the bridge if you can stop wobbling it...if you're really quiet you may even see a platypus."

The Rocky Creek dam has multiple areas where you can spread out your rug, play cricket and cook a BBQ but then there's the small pockets of rainforest for a good poke around to get in touch with our environment. According to Barbara,

"The dam is very well maintained because of Ralph, who is the rainforest regenerator and has been working there for 25 years."

Ralph has plenty of work because Rocky Creek dam is very popular on the North Coast.

Barbara explains, "I can meet 60 kids there from a school, there's mountain bike riding, senior groups enjoy the picnic area and tour buses go through from Byron Bay." ...

These signs "Bushfire. Is your property prepared? It's your responsibility" dotted the landscape, along with quite a few "wild dog baits have been laid in this area".

Because we all know that even though climate change is make believe, fire is becoming a real problem and is caused by arsonists, so if your house burns down it'll be all your fault.

Why are our governments continuing to build more and more roads, rip up railway lines, disincentivise public transport and extolling the economic virtues of coal mining and the north west shelf, while our opposition sing the praises of nuclear power?

Do these puppeteered jokers really care about the planet, or are they more concerned with being sucked up by the big Jesus hoover in the sky?

… Through thinning ozone,
Waves fall on wrinkled earth -
Gravity, light, ancient refuse of stars,
Speak of a drowning -
But this, this is something other.
Busy monster eats dark holes in the spirit world
Where wild things have to go
To disappear
Forever …

'If A Tree Falls', Bruce Cockburn [1987]

Ipswich Gets Its Shit Together: WaterSecure Open Day [18/10/09]

A calico sample bag (yes, it had a "fair trade certified organic" tag) containing many leaflets explaining the joys and intricacies of recycled sewage, a pencil and a bottle of recycled sewage - the perfect amount to wash the windscreen following a dust storm!

A westerley aspect of the WaterSecure Treatment Plant at Bundamba

We were given a tour of WaterSecure's Bundamba Sewage Recycling Plant, which was obviously all about convincing all us hopeless hokie One Nation voters that treated sewage is safe to drink.

It appears WaterSecure would like to tip the sewage they recycle into our dams ASAP. Our impression of the hour spent talking to the many men in fluorescent vests and "Veolia" construction helmets, is that the deal is done and the tipping of recycled sewage into our dams is inevitable. Presumably WaterSecure will be paid handsomely by our Government when they begin doing this.

We remain unconvinced that recycled sewage is safe to drink, and told them so on the survey all visitors were asked to complete at the end of their tour.

Although using recycled sewage for industry (the water is currently used by the Swanbank and Tarong Power stations), on parks, in fountains and some agriculture is an excellent idea.

(It was curious to note that the rainwater runoff at the plant is not captured, but just flows onto the ground!)

A beautiful cow grazing in a nearby paddock

When in Ipswich, a visit to the Nerima Gardens in Queens Park is always very pleasant

"These gardens were officially opened by Ipswich Mayor John Nugent OAM and Nerima Mayor Saburo Iwanami on Thursday, 17 May 2001in celebration of the Sister City Relationship originally signed between the people of Ipswich Queensland, Australia and the people of Nerima, Tokyo, Japan"

Flat out like a dragon basking on a warm rock!

On the way back to the Gold Coast we managed to avoid the toll road and therefore encountered many interesting sights, such as a large banner advertising the Phoenix Ensemble's production of 'Urinetown' at the Beenleigh Showgrounds (which unfortunately finished up the day before).

It reminded us of the sad demise of 4ZzZ 'Art2Lunch' show, because they always highlighted small, independent theatre.

Who Would Pay Hundreds Of Dollars For This?

Bus shelter, Gold Coast Highway

Follow The Money

Where exactly do these advertising dollars fit in to public transport funding?

More Tree Monitoring

The Central Avenue trees from the Gold Coast Highway and Marine Parade

These trees in Central Avenue, Labrador are surrounded by roadworks associated with the unnecessary multi-million dollar expansion of the Gold Coast Highway.

A barrier surrounds them, so hopefully they won't be casualties of this ridiculous project, as the 16 Norfolk Pines in Harley Park were.

A couple of weeks ago we reported on the widening of Brisbane road (see below). It appears that trees on the corner of Turpin Street and and further along the park may also be threatened.

"Politicians WILL Race To Save Face": Blighty

Maverick, tearaway, renegade and hot favourite!

The Chief Blighty made a surprise announcement this morning that the "Gee What Class A1 Dickheads" will go ahead despite reports that the category had been officially scratched from next weekend's premier motor racing event on the Gold Coast.

"It has been reported that heads will roll, but exactly whose heads hasn't been decided yet. And in terms of going forward, Queenslanders have pissed $11.5 million up against the wall for zero result, but the "Gee What Class A1 Dickheads" will proceed, it'll just be a little bit different this year," she said, speaking from Mumbai at her trusty lecturn in her fluorescent vest and construction helmet surrounded by noddies also wearing fluorescent vests and construction helmets.

"Stop your whining and get on board with our great State's plan going forward. I have facilitated synergies with my colleagues and we WILL race to save face," she explained.

A number of Queensland politicians have leapt at the opportunity to showcase their passion for burning fossil fuels.

A selection of Queensland ministers will get a two minute headstart in their giant six cylinder Chryslers, while the Deputy Premier will drive a stretch Chrysler to help make the point that Greenies are losers, and fossil fuel is the only way for humanity to make money eternally.

The PM will navigate those treacherous turns in "that" ute, while in an unexpected display of bipartisanship, Brisbane's Lord Mayor will demonstrate he can mix it with the likes of Keanu Reeves by putting pedal to the metal in a City Council bus. South East Queensland residents will be exclusively invited to join the Lord Mayor on the bus - but only if they have a Yo! Card.

Semi-retired Councillor David will drive a lime green Prius, but due to special racing rules will have to start from the back of the grid under a five minute handicap. The new special rules designed to level the playing field will mean that he also has to complete the race in reverse going backwards.

Along with the Opposition Springboard and the Knight Rider (who are too busy saving the union movement), Councillor West End will boycott the event and will instead ride her bike backwards and forwards over the Victoria Bridge in order to raise awareness.

The "Queensland Greens" will also raise awareness and run the race in a Chevy V8 powered with oil exclusively certified to be oil from Iraq's most impoverished and subjugated oil producing areas.

Maverick, renegade tearaway Senator Barnaby is tipped as a hot favourite - and is sure to live up to his name in a horse and cart. While to prove there's no such thing as climate change, Senator Family Fundie will do an exhibition lap in a coal-powered Stanley Steamer.

It is understood the Gold Coast Mayor will run the event, sucking in the fumes along the way in order to make the event carbon neutral.

Some people think that this idea is absolutely insane. Those people can't be heard for obvious reasons. The rest of you are obviously suffering from head-up-arse syndrome.

Friday In Brisbane [16/10/09]

Traffic light, corner Elizabeth and Creek Streets

Paste ups on the Symons Building Facade, Elizabeth Street

[The Symons family acquired the building in the 1960s and used it as a suit factory for nearly 30 years. Charles Lisner's academy theatre was built at the back of the Symons building in 1960. The Queensland Ballet had its home there from 1962 until 1964. George Symons Suits was a Brisbane icon and the façade is all that remains.

Here's a picture of the facade taken in March 2005 when there were plans to develop to the block into a multi-storey apartment building:

George Symons founded his tailoring business in Melbourne after migrating to Australia in the mid-1920s. The business was expanded to Brisbane in 1950. In 1985 another fire caused $100,000 damage and in May 1986, George Symons passed away. Most of St Francis House and the Symons Building were demolished in the mid-1990s. - Ed]

Hope these clowns got the appropriate permit for their Queens Park event?

Framed! A new view of City Hall from the Supreme Court

Countess Street jacaranda in full bloom

Thoughtful signal box art on Waterworks Road, Red Hill

Just downstream from the junction of Ithaca and Enoggera Creeks, Red Hill

"...Oh the flame trees will blind the weary driver
And there's nothing else could set fire to this town
There's no change, there's no pace
Everything within its place
Just makes it harder to believe that she won't be around..."

'Flame Trees', Cold Chisel [1984]

The bane of everyone's existence:

A collection of Parking Meters (1957-1990s) from the Museum of Brisbane's 'City Machine' exhibition:

... Most parking meters were manufactured in Sydney apart from the German-made Kienzle meter, trialled in the late 1970s and found to be unsuitable for Brisbane conditons. In the early years of parking regulation, meters cost as little as 5 cents for 30 minutes. Today electronic meters accept credit card payments, with charges up to $3.20 per hour for popular areas such as Southbank

[Actually it's $4 an hour now - Ed.]

What a fascinating exhibition! A montage of turn of the century promenading and sailing set against the soundtrack of the 'Shine On Brisbane' campaign song for the 1982 Commonwealth Games was a highlight.

Unfortunately, the 'Wait Here For Trams' DVD had no sound. According to the producer, Water Street Productions, it's supposed to, so we're following up with the M.O.B. to find out why, but perhaps the exhibition itself holds the clue?

Remember what happened after the Paddington Tram Depot Fire in 1962?:

In 1964, the State Government commissioned Canadian engineerng firm Wilbur Smith & Associates to analyse the existing and future travel needs of Brisbane. Their Brisbane Transportaton Study released in 1965 recommended 5 new bridges, 130 kms of freeways and 25 kms express ways. The report has had a profound effect on shaping the city, the most obvious being the construction of the Riverside Expressway in 1974.

North - East Anthem
Translated from Tamil by the author

[1]

No longer seen
Nowhere, no longer seen

[2]

The colours in my shirt; no longer seen
Poise in the brim of my lips; no longer seen
Knowledge in my step; no longer seen
Youth that grew along the streams; no longer seen
My wife held against my breast; no longer seen
Daughter who settled on my lap; no longer seen
Peace that lived in the breeze; no longer seen
Plaited palms that platted my home; no longer seen
Mischief of the grove monkeys; no longer seen
Verse to ease the thirst; no longer seen
Daylight that broke the night; no longer seen
Smiles that blossomed in the orchards; no longer seen
Toddlers' broken words, melody of maidens' anklets
December's rain; none - no longer seen
Passage of my path; no longer seen

[3]

Past four days,
Self that was I

No longer seen

DESH BALASUBRAMANIAM

[Published in the Spring 2009 edition of 'Overland']

Dead Sacred Ibis, Broadwater Parklands, Southport

The Robert Hammond plaque, Apex Park

I stumbled upon a dead Sacred Ibis (Threskiornis molucca) near the Robert Hammond plaque in the Apex Park section of the Broadwater Parklands at Southport today [15/10/09].

As you can see from the top photo, it was next to a pile of bread, which is worrying because this appears to indicate it may have been poisoned.

I've contacted the Australian Wildlife Health Network, because they monitor the health of wildlife throughout the country, and will let you know what they say.

For your information, here are a couple of excerpts from the July 2009 edition of their newsletter which caught my eye:

In April/May, a seabird rescue group reported increased mortalities in pied cormorants (Phalacrocorax varius) from the Sunshine Coast, Moreton Bay and the Gold Coast. Exact numbers are unknown but there were approx. 20 found at Moreton Bay with further reports of more both to the north and south. Three birds (two juve-niles and one of unknown age) were necropsied and the only consistency was they were all very emaci-ated. Additional findings included heavy burdens of gastric nematodes (n=2); heavy ectoparasite (lice) burdens (n=1); mild haemoprotozoan infection (probably Plasmodium sp. (n=1)), aspergillosis (n=1) & ulcerative oesophagitis (n=1) -possibly acquired whilst in care. Queensland Health is currently looking at sam-ples to check if there is any link with the recent oil spill, however that may have been too long ago and a sea-sonal event is being suspected. "Cormorant May Syn-drome" has been described by wildlife carers as occur-ring at this time each year, affecting principally juvenile pied cormorants, which present with weakness and vague neurological signs. Avian influenza virus and Newcastle Disease virus were excluded ...

A number of bird poisonings have also occurred including three mortality events attributed to Fenthion, one involving rainbow lorikeets (Trichoglossus haematodus), and two events affecting mixed bird species. One case involved more than 50 birds of mixed species and Fenthion was found in high concentrations in a suspect bait material (bread). In addition, there was a poisoning case where bendiocarb, a carbamate pesticide, was identified in mortality of crested pigeons (Ocyphaps lophotes).

Avian influenza virus was excluded in all these cases.

New South Wales Two more botulism events con-cerning ducks were reported of parrots, mostly nestlings. Further investigation re-quired but initial reports suggest a virus may be involved.

Western Australia WA reported organophosphate poi-soning (OP) as the cause of death in four bird large mortality events in the Perth metro area. Two events in April involved approximately 100 doves (Columbia livia) and the second effecting 5 Mag-pies (Gymnorhina tibicen). In May a large batch of wheat sold at several retail outlets was found to be contami-nated with dichlorvos when over 200 laughing turtledoves (Streptopelia senegalensis) and long beaked co-rellas (Cacatua tenuirostris) were found dead. Another mass bird mortality event occured in May at a metropoli-tan rubbish tip where fenthion poisoning affected silvergulls (Larus novaehollandiae), Ibis (Threskiornis sp.), pelican (Pelecanus conspicillatus) and a raven (Corvussp.) (n>165).

*UPDATE* [16/10/09] On the advice of the kind veterinarian at Currumbin Wildlife Sanctuary, we took the ibis in to their hospital this evening (the body was still in the parklands) and will let you know what eventuates.

"... Take these broken wings
And learn to fly again, learn to live so free
When we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up and let us in ...

"Broken Wings" mister mister [1985]

An Email From Australian Greens Senators To Supporters [14/10/09]

Dear friend,

The Safe Climate Bill has well and truly arrived!

The genuinely excited reception that you and so many others gave the Safe Climate Bill has made me feel optimistic for the first time in many months. Now the challenge for us all is to get the message out far and wide. *

Since we launched it on Monday, the Safe Climate Bill has already shifted the mainstream climate debate. More questions are being asked about whether the Rudd Government's so-called Carbon Pollution Reduction Scheme will do anything to reduce emissions or transform the economy. The Safe Climate Bill points to how it can and should be done.

But it'll take a much bigger push to really drive the debate to where it needs to be.

That's where you come in.

With the Coalition deciding this weekend on the direction of their CPRS amendments and with the Rudd government reportedly getting ready to give even more billions to the big polluters, now is the perfect time for a flurry of letters to editors, calls to talkback radio and questions to programs like the ABC's Q&A from Australians demanding a safe climate.

There is clearly a hunger in the community for real climate solutions. The response to last week's email overwhelmed us. Demand for the phone briefing swamped our expectations, and we had to disappoint hundreds of people, for which I once again apologise.

Let's demonstrate that hunger by calling for the Safe Climate Bill to be made law and put Australia on track to be a carbon neutral powerhouse!

Click here to send your letters right now!

Yours with optimism!

Christine Milne

[* Given their track record reporting on climate change, we recommend you don't write to the Murdoch press. For example, in South East Queensland you could write to the Brisbane Times, Sunshine Coast Daily, the Tweed Shire Echo etc, and contact your local radio station]

Australian House Prices Set To Surge: Report

We need to increase the supply of housing?

A report, originating from the Ponds Institute's "Will You Please Just Go And Buy A House You Fucking Loser" Unit, predicts that house prices will rise more than twenty per cent over the next few years.

Adelaide and Sydney are expected to see the greatest rises in house prices, and there are other cities in Australia and they are called Melbourne and Darwin, while Brisbane and Hobart are also cities, along with Perth and Canberra.

An entirely independent economic forecaster B.S. Crapnel researched and wrote the report, which states that it's all good and that going forward consumer sentiment is continuing to rise.

Now it's time to introduce a new word into the lexicon - "Upgraders" - which sounds very sexy and will therefore lead to a drastic shortage of rental properties.

First home buyers are are urged to buy a house going forward because in terms of the sums and in terms of going forward, property will soon be unaffordable.

Forget about the end of the story where a few knowledgeable folks refute the report. Look over there, a baby rabbit, and isn't it good today's dust storm wasn't as bad as the last one and has nothing to do with climate change?

"...Aotearoa, rugged individual,
Glisten like a pearl,
At the bottom of the world.
The tyranny of distance,
Didn't stop the cavalier,
So why should it stop me,
I'll conquer and stay free. ..."

'Six Months In A Leaky Boat', Split Enz [1982]

Advertising Is Not A Public Service (Part 3)

And equitable health care is a human right, not a privilege

Are These Days Gone Forever?

From 'The People's Train' by Tom Keneally:

... At Kelly's signal we moved inside the Brisbane Tramways building. It had a lift, but we took the stairs to the third floor so that our solidarity wasn't broken up into little groups. As a creaky gentleman, I stayed behind to help Amelia of the typists and Secretarial Services Union.

Are you sure you don't want to take the lift? I asked her.

Not at all, said Amelia, with a tight smile. I am my association militant, and so I must take the stairs like the others!

On the third floor the leaders of our brethren found the main office door locked. It was a deliberate humiliation, to keep us there, the sweat from our stair-climbing going dry on us. Kelly knocked a number of times and called to whoever was inside that we had an appointment with Mr Bender.

That brought no response. We're not going away, Mr Bender, cried Kelly, and don't forget the gentlemen of the press are observing this.

Still nothing happened. Hope Mockridge in a brown jacket and a hat with flowers stepped up and began hammering on the door.

This is Hope, Freeman, you idiotic man! If you don't open this door at once, we'll begin singing and we won't go away and you'll look like a coward.

She listened for movement. Then she turned to the rest of us.

Very well, she said. Now, like a churchwoman leading a hymn, she began with 'Workers of the World, Awaken!' She sang in a fine contralto, joined more roughly by the rest of us. It was an International Workers of the World song, a song of the Wobblies. But I wasn't going to argue the difference between the sentiments of syndicalists like them and Marxists like me that afternoon.

Workers of the world, awaken!
Break your chains, demand your rights.
All the wealth you make is taken
By exploiting parasites.
Shall you kneel in deep submission
From your cradles to your graves?
We were really belting it out. Kelly the Irish tenor, O'Sullivan the baritone, Hope Mockridge the contralto, and many of the others tuck creakily between registers.
Is the height of your ambition
To be good and willing slaves?
Arise, ye prisoners of starvation!
Fight for your emancipation;
Arise, ye slaves of every nation.
In one union grand!
Our little ones for bread are crying …

And now the door opened. There was a woman of about thirty-five standing there, flushed in the face.

I'm sorry, miss, said Hope Mockridge. They always send the workers out against the workers.

The delegation on the stairs laughed.

The woman said, Could you all come into the waiting room please? Mr Bender will be with you in a second.

We crowded in, and the flushed woman returned to her seat behind a desk and buried her head in a journal. Beyond frosted glass beside her desk we could hear the chatter of typewriters. A door from the inner office opened and there, without intermediaries or lieutenants, was Mr Bender. He was a tall man, and he did not look happy. Immediately Hope Mockridge spoke to him.

What game are you up to, Freeman? This won't do you any good.

I wouldn't have expected to see you here Mrs Mockridge. With the rabble.

No one could laugh as quickly as Mrs Mockridge if she wanted to.

With the rabble? she asked. Oh, you were always a master of the language.

Why are you a traitor to your kind? asked Bender, angry and stupid enough to concentrate his chagrin on this one vocal woman.

What does your husband think of this?

I didn't ask him. But you're quite right - class traitor I am! But, Freeman, surely you are here to deal with our forty-three union representatives. Shall we leave my chastising to private moments?

And who should I speak to? asked Mr Bender.

Kelly said, I'm here. Charlie Kelly. The Trades and Labour Council.

Bender turned his gaze on Kelly as if he had not known of his existence until now. Clearly he saw Kelly not as the spokesman for the desires and aspirations of workers, but as some sort of accidental opportunist who had found himself a niche. Both readings were correct in a sense, but Bender faced nothing but defeat playing according to the second of these versions.

Kelly exhorted him to accept unionism and union representation within his depots and workshops. A unionised worker was a happier worker, he said. A happy worker was a productive worker. The entire unionised workforce of Queensland, said Kelly, wanted the tramway unionised as well and brought into the twentieth century, and the unions of Queensland would bring on a general strike if Mr Bender did not permit it. Mr Bender's own business associates would not be happy at such a prospect.

It was gratifying to me as a jumped-up peasant and railway worker to discover that management are as uniformly fooish as we would like to depict them - just as owned by their narrow interest as the poor are by their hunger.

Mr Bender said, I am on record as being opposed to unionism on principle. And on principle, I will not let it operate within my workshops and depots.

Without unionism, Kelly asked, how are you men to ask for better conditions?

Man to man, said Mr Bender. Face to face.

You mean slave to master, Mr Bender?

You paint the picture any way you like.

Some men groaned. Amelia Pethick had recovered her breath and found her voice. She called in a fluting manner, Your relationship to your workers is too unequal, Mr Bender. It's a machine against flesh.

You know that.

More slumming ladies, Mrs Pethick, said Bender.

It was a further mistake of his to attack an old favourite of the crowd's.

Shame, Freeman, shame! said the tigress Hope Mockridge.

Kelly remained sturdy amid all this. Despised by Bender but not taking a backward step.

So you are sure you want this, Mr Bender? he asked.

You will find, said Bender, that the premier of this splendid state is already swearing in special constables to deal with your scum. Do you know why I oppose unions? Do you really want to know? I'll tell you. Because they strangle new creation, that's why. I have in my employ an engineer who has devised a wonder of the age, a single-line train he calls a monorail. This is happening here, in Brisbane - yes, in dreamy old Brisbane. This tram or train or whatever you call it runs on a single rail!

I thought, That engineer is Rybukov.

How am I, asked Bender, full of just rage, to find the funds to build such a system, the first in the world, if I am to be bled white by unions? I won't find them, and world will be the poorer. You will be the poorer. I ask you to desist and back off and respect the spirit of invention.

You can have both, you bastard, one of our elegates called. Pull something out of your own bloody pocket to build your own fucking railway.

Please, leave my office, Bender cried out, or I shall call the police.

Then, said Kelly, it's on for young and old.

Let it be, said Bender.

We filed out agian, my role among the revolutionaries of Queensland being to help Mrs Pethick back down the steps. I felt I had known that strong old woman a long time. But forthright Mrs Mockridge seemed a more remote figure than that. ...

Three Ladybirds Rescued From A Coles Mignonette

Circumstances forced us to purchase a lettuce a Coles this evening [13/10/09]. This "Green Coral" lettuce cost $1.48 and was being sold next to 89 cent slices of very sad looking yellow watermelon. Yellow watermelon - WTF?

We found three ladybirds in this lettuce and placed them in the garden.

Remember Nana's Fruit Cup?

Pineapple juice, orange juice, ginger ale, a tin of fruit salad, cold tea and mint

Advertising Is Not A Public Service (Part 2)

From a Gold Coast City Council Media Release [12/10/09]:

Everything you’ve ever wanted to know about renovating will be on tap during the Renovation Expo at the Robina Community Centre this Saturday. ...

Bunnings will hold a series of “hands on” workshops every half hour from 10am (with the last starting at 2pm). They will cover carpet laying, floating floors, paint finishes, decking, and rendering.

Bunnings staff will also be available to take questions from visitors in between workshops.

Building Services Australia will present workshops at 10.30am and 1.00pm. These will cover issues such as choosing a contractor, financing a project, understanding the owner’s role during construction, getting a written contract, and maintaining work after completion.

Master Builders - Queensland's largest building industry membership organisation - will also be available on the day with information on a range of issues relating to renovating.

Got Something To Say?

You Bet I've Got Something To Say

An event featuring "outsiders" and "indies"? It's held at the State Library of Queensland (have you checked who's on the board lately?), "co-created" by the Queensland Government, and the major media partner is Radio Rupert?

Give me a break!

Stephen Gately R.I.P.

" … Seem what I'm trying to say is
You make things better
And no matter what the day is
If you're here it's better… "

'Better', written by Tom Baxter and covered by Boyzone [2007]

"... Upon Boyzone's reformation, Gately featured as part of the first gay couple in a boyband's music video in what was to be his last music video with the band, for the song "Better" ...

School Results Website Shown To Be Badly Misleading:

Greens Media Release [12/10/09]

Leading educational statistician Associate Professor Margaret Wu from Melbourne University has thrown a spanner in the works of the so-called schools transparency agenda, according to Greens NSW MP John Kaye.

Commenting on a story in today's Australian ('National literacy and numeracy tests "not reliable"'), Dr Kaye said:

"NSW Education Minister Verity Firth and her Federal colleague Julia Gillard are publishing each school's years 3, 5, 7 and 9 numeracy, literacy and spelling NAPLAN test results.

"They claim this will provide accountability to parents and the community about the achievements of each school.

"Professor Wu's work shows that Ministers Firth and Gillard are badly misleading parents.

"Comparisons of similar schools based on their NAPLAN results are statistically unreliable and dangerous.

"Professor Wu has demonstrated that inevitable random variations that enter into 40 question tests such as NAPLAN and attempts to make results from different years comparable mean that errors in the outcomes can mask substantial underlying improvements in students and in schools.

"One of Australia's leading educational statisticians is warning the nation's education ministers that the NAPLAN test is not suitable to the use they want to put it to.

"The lack of precision in the tests creates large margins of error that could unfairly stigmatise a school.

"The education revolution has just opened up a casino where the chips are the reputations of the nation's schools.

"If Julia Gillard and Verity Firth want accountability in schools, then they could start by being honest about their own inability to manage the statistical complexities of national testing.

"The so-called transparency agenda has always been about ideology without any basis in educational research," Dr Kaye said.

Lowy Poll Shows Australians Warm To Climate Change Action And most want Troops Out Of Afghanistan: Greens Media Release [13/10/09]

The Lowy Institute* poll showing a 23 per cent increase since 2006 in affection for the United States is also the key to the fall (14 per cent since 2008) of alarm about the critical threat climate change poses for Australia, Australian Greens Leader Bob Brown said today.

"After the dessicated years of Bush and Howard, action on climate change, however small, by Obama and Rudd, has reduced Australians' alarm. However, the poll shows that 76 percent of Australians still rate climate change as one of the major foreign affairs issues and most of these call it 'increasingly urgent'," Senator Brown said.

"Australians are knowledgeable and concerned and have obviously welcomed climate change being put higher up the international agenda leading up to Copenhagen. The domestic debate has soared meaning, I suspect, people see the focus in Canberra unlike in the past years when the Howard government suppressed it."

"Polls aside, climate change will be a huge issue politically, environmentally and economically for all the lifetimes of all Australians," Senator Brown said.

The Lowy poll shows a 51-46 majority of Australians oppose military involvement in Afghanistan, in line with the Australian Greens' policy of replacing defence forces with civil aid spending in Afghanistan.

[The Lowy Institute call themselves an "independent policy think tank". That's all well and good, but bear in mind, in reality, they are a right wing, free market fundamentalist lobby group - Ed]

"Shoot 'Em In The Ass!": Taser Corp

This is not a taser, but a useful prop for this silly story about creeping fascism

In Canadia, police have adopted a directive from Taser Corp. going forward, urging tasers to be fired at villians, or potential villians, at a more appropriate area on their bodies. '

The "Shoot 'Em In The Ass" directive is just that - "Shoot blackfellas, the homeless, abandoned psychiatric patients, striking teachers, railway workers speaking out against state government asset sales, civil libertarians, environmental protesters, or anyone with a funny look in their eye - in the ass".

"Ahh know their wheel be culturahl confushahn abaht thiyes here dihrective. So Ahma gonna make it plain to'yall," a spokesperson from Taser Corp., Buzz Zapper jnr III, said.

"Shoot 'em in the ass translates to shoot 'em in the beehind, rump, backside, bottom, bum, gluteous maxiumus, fundament, or patootie, so y'all got that cleyah?"

But the directive is not sitting well with some police officers in Canadia.

"Oh har hardy har har, sitting, geddit?" said Officer Tight Pants, nearly choking on his iced Kreepy Kreme donut.

No-one questioned why a corporation such as Taser Corp. has the power to issue such a directive, or why we need tasers at all.

In any case, Australian police will not have to concern themselves with this directive.

The Greens' Safe Climate Bill

The Greens' Safe Climate Bill is the first legislative attempt to transform Australia as swiftly as possible into a flourishing carbon neutral powerhouse.

You can read all the details our plan for a green future and download our briefing paper here.

Where the Rudd Government's CPRS - the Continue Polluting Regardless Scheme - locks in failure on the climate crisis by ignoring the science and sandbagging old polluters at the expense of the sunrise industries, the Greens' Safe Climate Bill gives us a real chance of success by aiming for the goal we know we need to achieve and then setting out how to get there.

The goal is not simply to reduce carbon pollution. It is to make sure we can pass on to our children and their children the safe climate that has nurtured us and made human civilisation possible.

For many, this might seem out of reach, but we humans are capable of amazing things when we set our minds to it. Setting a zero emissions safe climate target would inspire the community and unleash a wave of creativity, of innovative job creation that is right now champing at the bit, as well as improving our quality of life and reconnecting our communities.

The Safe Climate Bill is a collection of linked bills based around the five pillars of renewable energy, energy efficiency, clean transport, forest protection and green jobs, supported by a real carbon pricing scheme. Some of the Bills have already been introduced and others are intended as exposure drafts for public comment and debate.

Advertising Is Not A Public Service

It Sells Things

"PM's Ties To WA Media Tycoon Okay With Me":

Deputy Opposition Julie

Kerry's House

"Some things are just meant to be..."

'OK, It's Alright with Me', Eric Hutchinson [2008]

The Deputy Opposition Julie has made a shocking revelation in the Limited News press that she is "OK" with the PM having sleepovers at the houses of Western Australian Media Tycoons.

"Even if I wanted to have sleepovers at the houses of Western Australian Media Tycoons, I'm not sure mummy would let me," she said.

"There's one thing those of us in the two party system all agree on, which is that the citizens of Australia need to be reminded of the pointiness and incestuousness of their so called meritocracy and democracy. That way they understand that they have no hope of actually doing anything to make a difference in their communities or achieving progressive change."

It is understood that the PM and "T" had pillow fights, played "murder in the dark", "sardines" and told ghost stories with Kerry about Kerry (Packer not O'Brien).

They had cheezels, smarties and red cordial before building a cubby house under Kerry's big dining table.

Then it was time for sleepy bye byes, but not before giggling in the dark and joking about silly old Rupert.

The Deputy Julie said she wasn't jealous.

"No way hose," she said, before heading off to her pole dancing class.

Are They Paspaley Pearls?

"Planet Earth is blue, and there's nothing I can do" ''Space Oddity', David Bowie [1969]

The Deputy Opposition Leader Julie Bishop being interviewed by Ticky Fullerton on 'Lateline'

When one wins the peace prize
The first thing one must do
Is say that gays can go and fight
Shouldn't they lose their nuts too?

The PM finally emerged
And made a feeble tweet
Said some stuff about Malcolm
Then sat in a church seat

Julie ... Julia ... whatever
Christopher's having a whine
He wants to cut the waffle
During question time

Berlusconi's persecuted
Marge makes our blood run cold
But everyone knows the Simpsons
Are getting a bit old

Frank got done for DD
So what's that got to do
With coaching a soccer team
I don't know, do you?

Jesus sponsored some fast cars
And on the mountain they did race
At least the Kembla protesters
Care about the human race

National Human Rights Consultation Report

Observations On The Gold Coast Highway

Love Bug

"I Am Gay Black & Proud?" and "Why So Serious?"

Now that's Street Art!

Why Not?

Fencing off a vacant block of land usually indicates it will be sitting idle for a while. Wouldn't it make sense for blocks of land such as this one, on the corner of the Gold Coast Highway and Imperial Parade, Labrador, to be put to use for the benefit of the community? It would not take much effort for this block to be transformed into a community garden until such time that the land is developed.

Art At The Southport Library

Deborah Sturgeon

"... I got into art by feeling that I needed to do it, filling a void within me that I felt was missing..."

Daniel Kreyzig

"...Painting gives me freedom to be expressive and also gives me hope..."

Jude

"... Art is my passion and gives me a way to express my joy and my pain and I urge everyone to just start..."

"... from Bissau to Palau - in the shade of Avalon,
from Fiji to Tiree and the Isles of Ebony,
from Peru to Cebu hear the power of Babylon,
from Bali to Cali - far beneath the Coral Sea. ..."

'Orinoco Flow', Enya [1988]

Independence And Transparency In Question Over Traveston Crossing Dam Proposal: Save The Mary Media Release [9/10/09]

"What's a ramp?"

In late 2006, ponds within the Brisbane City Botanic Gardens were drained in response to the drought, and Brisbane City Council gardeners struggled to maintain these havens for inner city flora and fauna. One afternoon my husband rescued a very distressed turtle that couldn't work out how to get out of the top pond and placed it in the more pleasant environs of the bottom pond, where he (the turtle, not my husband - though it was a warm day!) was able to swim freely and hopefully find some food.

Anti dam campaigners have today questioned the transparency and independence of Queensland's Coordinator General, Mr Colin Jensen, in his assessment and approval process of the Traveston Crossing dam proposal.

On behalf of the Queensland Government, Mr Jensen approved and recommended 1200 conditions that must be met before the Traveston Crossing dam is built. The Coordinator General's report, which has just been sent to the Federal Environment Minister for a final assessment decision, is accompanied by more than 2300 pages of new information from the proponent which has not been subject to any public scrutiny.

David Kreutz from Save the Mary River Coordinating Group said "Critical examination of this material since it's publication on Tuesday increasingly indicates that information which has been sent to the Federal Minister contains a number of significant errors and omissions."

"The Coordinator General's report is an unproven and untested wish-list of ideas. It appears that scant regard has been paid to the concerns raised in 10,000 plus submissions written by concerned members of the public, independent scientists, non-government organizations and other interested parties," he said.

"The Coordinator General has glossed over the serious criticisms in the independent reports commissioned by Federal Environment Minister Peter Garrett. These reports document the failings of the project and the almost impossible task of preventing the negative effects on matters of national environmental significance."

"The Queensland Government has used the principal that given enough conditions, miracles can be done and "she'll be right mate". Surely 1,200 conditions, most of which are big on motherhood statements but light on substance, would say that the project is not viable."

"An example being the world-first turtle ramp that will be used to allow the endangered turtles of the Mary to travel across the dam wall. There are no concept plans, no designs, no models and no proof that the turtles would even consider walking up a ramp."

"We call on Minister Peter Garrett to call for public comment on the federal decision and seek independent advice on some of the issues, using the discretion available to him under the Environment Protection and Biodiversity Conservation Act" said Mr Kreutz.

"In particular, the outcome of the Paradise Dam court case should provide important information to inform the minister's decision, and rushing the Traveston Crossing Dam decision through while the Paradise Dam case is before the federal court does not engender any public confidence in the minister's decision process."

Unremarkable

An interesting business Aussie rock
A bunch of cocks and not much more
Nevermind just dry your eyes
And hop into your 4wd

Writing lyrics is such a chore
I can't take it anymore
This will send me 'round the bend

I'm unremarkable
How about the words I sing?
Can you believe it?
Listen to the cash register "ching!"

Don't try too hard for you might find
Your advertising contract on the line
And you will have to use your feet
Or on public transport find a seat

It's a bitch that's for sure
Having to front the bloody law
But I won out in the end

I'm unremarkable
Don't challenge anything
Who wants to change it?
The status quo is everything

If you've got something to say
Shut your mouth it doesn't pay
And it causes such a fuss
Apolitical is the only way

I'm unremarkable
How about the words I sing?
Can you believe it?
Listen to the cash register "ching!"

We're Back!

'Spring Hill Voice' had some IT issues this week, but we'll be progressively filling in the blanks over the next few days - stay tuned!

Some Greens Media Releases

Greens to move quickly in Higgins [8/10/09]

The Greens will move quickly to select a candidate in the Higgins by-election, Australian Greens Leader Bob Brown said today.

"I expect the Greens will announce a strong candidate by October 24 to give voters in Higgins a genuine alternative. This will coincide with the Green New Deal conference in Melbourne."

"The Greens will take up the fight against the coalition. Prime Minister Rudd should commit the Labor party to putting forward a candidate. A repeat of the situation in Bradfield would be an insult to the voters of Higgins as well."

"Peter Costello and Brendan Nelson should resign their seats now. The people of Bradfield and Higgins are being denied a member of parliament for the crucial sittings of parliament when the emissions trading scheme legislation will be debated," Senator Brown said.

Government should acknowledge corruption in Afghanistan [8/10/09]

Prime Minister Rudd and Foreign Minister Smith should speak out against the serious claims of election fraud and corruption against senior government figures in Afghanistan, Australian Greens Leader Bob Brown said today.

"With Australians risking their lives to maintain the government in Afghanistan, our government should be taking serious action to address these very severe revelations of corruption."

"Australia's involvement in Afghanistan should be debated by parliament,the human and financial cost of these operations cannot otherwise be justified.

"Revelations of electoral corruption by the United Nation's sacked deputy in Afghanistan, Peter Galbraith, are deeply disturbing and must make theAustralian troop's job and safety much harder," Senator Brown said.

http://greens.org.au/

What's Happening With Gold Coast Health Services?

An advertisement for the Gold Coast Medical Association's 'Free Medical Talks' in the local Murdoch rag

These talks may be free to the public, but they are basically marketing - for health services and treatment that you will need to pay a pretty penny for.

Ask yourself why the private sector has such a control over the provision of these services on the Gold Coast.

The Queensland Government are involved (in the form of representation from the Gold Coast University Hospital) which lends the show a veneer of legitimacy. Unfortunately, this corporatisation of government services to fit in with private corporate interests comes at the expense of a truly "public" health system.

Do you really want to live in a community where only the rich can access the latest cancer treatment at private hospitals that have been subsidised by the public purse?

Are These Trees Also Doomed?


Trees on the corner of Turpin Street and Brisbane Road, Labrador

Last month we reported on the obliteration of 16 Norfolk Pines in Harley Park to make way for an unnecessary highway expansion.

A sign on Brisbane Road says:

Gold Coast Highway Upgrade

Roberts Street to Government Road. Total Cost $128 million.

Robert Street and Broad Street Stage Completion late 2009.


The widening is progressing back along Brisbane road, and as at yesterday, fences have been moved and surveying work is being carried out.

It can only be a matter of time before these trees are also removed.

Marketing


"Coles is now a more beautiful place to shop"

"By the way, if anyone here is in marketing or advertising...kill yourself. Thank you. Just planting seeds, planting seeds is all I'm doing. No joke here, really. Seriously, kill yourself, you have no rationalisation for what you do, you are Satan's little helpers. Kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself now. Now, back to the show. Seriously, I know the marketing people: 'There's gonna be a joke comin' up.' There's no fuckin' joke. Suck a tail pipe, hang yourself...borrow a pistol from an NRA buddy, do something...rid the world of your evil fuckin' presence."

Bill Hicks

But What About The Whales?


Mother and baby humpback off the Hervey Bay coast

"Impact on industry"????

How would you like it?

And what happens to all those sharks that the shark nets catch? Does anyone keep statistics on those? And if not, they should be published.

After all, remember how we spent all that money saving the grey nurse shark off Julian Rocks?

ABC online reports on 'Doubt over soundness of whale protection plan':

Marine authorities say they are not convinced scaring humpbacks with the sound of killer whales will keep them safe.

Four humpbacks have been caught in shark nets on the Gold Coast in south-east Queensland this year.

The latest was a juvenile humpback off Mermaid Beach yesterday.

Queensland shark control program spokesman Tony Ham says more information is required before sound devices are attached to shark nets.

"We'd certainly be happy to engage that type of research finding as long as there's no significant impact on other industries," he said.

"Obviously the whale watch industry is one of those, not to mention the tourism industry, and the last thing we would want to do is disturb their migration pattern too much."

When Was The Last Time You Had A "Queensland Salad"?


You remember the "Queensland Salad"?

Don't you?

Those family barbeques a decade or so ago, or counter lunches long past?

Lettuce, beetroot, cucumber, grated carrot, boiled eggs, orange slices, pineapple rings, tomato, cubes of cheese, salad onion, corn niblets, and a simple oil and vinegar dressing (or mayo if you're in the money!) with perhaps a banana on the side?

Actually, it's whatever's in season, locally available, or whatever's in your fridge.

That's the Queensland Salad.

Not char-grilled baby octopus on a bed of something or other, cajun chicken on a mango/avo/macadamia jus w. sundried tomato and rocket which costs 29.9, or a pretentious concoction of seared something or other served on a wilted this and that sourced from a wank "pretend" organic farm with a ridiculous dressing.

Sure most of the ingredients aren't produced/grown in Queensland anymore, but hey, that's because we're so sophisticated these days!

The Queensland Salad is you. Simple. Why deny yourself any longer?

After all, it is supposedly our 150th!

Protect Our Coral Sea

Take action and ask your Federal MP now:

The world’s oceans are in trouble. In the last 50 years, 90% of big ocean fish have disappeared due to overfishing.

Less than 1% of the Coral Sea within Australian waters is fully protected. Without a high level of protection, the beauty and biodiversity of the Coral Sea will diminish over time.

It’s important that we do something now.

It Will Only Work If You Want It To Work

Wind Turbines At The Runaway Bay Sports Centre

According to the Gold Coast monomedia [7/10/09], the Gold Coast City Council has received a report (written by ARUP) which concludes that "council would need to spend $650 million on turbines to power its operations from Coolangatta to Yatala."

How much does the Federal Government tip into the coffers of the fossil fuel industry again? $4 billion?

$650 million sounds quite reasonable.

Justice Must Not Kill

From Australians Against Capital Punishment:


In support of the World Day Against the Death Penalty

Australians Against Capital Punishment invite your participation

SUNDAY 5pm 11 October ‘09 at the Lizard Corner, (junction of Russell & Boundary Sts West End)
for

Speakers & Solidarity followed at 6pm by a shared Banquet at Huong’s restaurant nearby (upstairs 83a Vulture St West End www.huongs.com.au )
dinner cost $25

RSVP to 0423 709 445
or justine.hampson@gmail.com
by Thursday evening 8 October
please advise of special dietary needs

Justice Must Not Kill

Currumbin Wild Life Sanctuary Hospital

From Queensland Parliament Hansard [7/10/09]:

Mrs STUCKEY (Currumbin--LNP) (9.30 pm):

On Friday, 11 September the long-awaited and desperately needed state-of-the-art Currumbin Wildlife Sanctuary hospital was officially opened much to the delight of animals and humans alike and to warm applause from a devoted local community. In the past 12 months the rackety old facility treated a record 4,500 injured wildlife and was literally falling apart at the seams. I know full well the struggles, the dedication and the considerable skills of staff and volunteers. I am also aware of the obstacles, especially financial ones, that had to be overcome.

This was a dream many years in the making. No-one carried the dream more uppermost in their mind than resident veterinary surgeon, Michael Pyne. To Michael’s credit and that of the entire Currumbin Sanctuary team, led by the sanctuary CEO and the President of the National Trust, their determination was absolute. The hospital was made possible by generous donors, but I am very angry to say that the state government has not contributed one single cent towards the running of our sanctuary nor to this important facility to treat ill and injured wildlife. Shamelessly, the Premier used our sanctuary for a publicity stunt two days before the last election. I shall remain steadfast in my quest to lobby for state government funding for our beloved sanctuary.

There is no doubt our koala population is under threat as a result of rapid urbanisation and development in South-East Queensland. I am keen to do what I can to raise awareness to protect this unique Australian marsupial. The recent opening of the much-needed wildlife hospital has placed the spotlight on the plight of our native animals and creatures who are subjected to increasing danger from human encroachment into their shrinking habitats. These vulnerable mammals are fighting to survive and I urge all honourable members to get behind the campaign by koala advocacy groups to make sure our councils and the state government take urgent steps to safeguard their habitats.

I have noticed a reduction in the number of koalas in my own acreage neighbourhood where it was once not uncommon to see them. Most nights I hear a lonely male koala grunting out his mating call to no avail. This is not surprising when figures reveal a 20-fold increase of wild koalas requiring medical attention in the past eight years.

On National Koala Day at Currumbin Wildlife Sanctuary on Friday, 25 September I had the exquisite pleasure of officially naming a female koala joey after placing a successful and high bid at a corporate fundraising event earlier in the year. I named her Yani-Colleen and she is a real cutie at eight and a half months of age. I chose Yani because it means peaceful and Colleen after my mother who passed away during my teens and means young female.

As honourable members have heard, it has been a busy time for Currumbin Wildlife Sanctuary. The Queensland Heritage Council has entered it in the Queensland heritage register after a nomination from the National Trust of Queensland. I urge honourable members to come and visit us soon. Members can come and feed the lorikeets for free and show their support for our Green Guardian program.

Who's The Bunny? Gold Coast Commonwealth Games Bid

'Spring Hill Voice' can today exclusively reveal that the Gold Coast is set to become the venue for the 2018 Commonwealth Games.

This of course has nothing to do with the predicted decline of the U.S. dollar in the same year.

The Chief Blighty is flying to Delhi to pledge her allegiance to the crown.

"The Gold Coast is definitely up to the task," she said.

The Gold Coast Commonwealth Games will feature events such as coal lump throwing, competing with private health companies and insurers in niche cancer markets, the tilting at wind turbines scavenger hunt, and the yummy mummy 4wd drop off the kids at the exclusive private school classic.

The "Coal-Put" is tipped to be hotly contested between Australia and the US.

This event rewards the shortestsighted for inabilty to predict prices for coal. Queensland is the favourite. One contestant, Blighty, is reported to have the power to hurl dark matter at anyone who looks like they could possibly offer the citizens any hope of an alternative to her ubiquitous reign.

"Follow the money," said an uninformed source close to the source of this report.

Endurance events such as the "sit-on-the-kerb-waiting-at-the-bus-stop-because-there-is-no seat- or-shelter", will showcase the best world class public transport the Gold Coast has to offer.

Getting shot at short range whilst working for minimum wages at a "Mc" or "Subway" outlet at Labrador by some hopeless desperado, will be the highlight event. Just getting shot during the course of some petty crime gone wrong will probably not qualify contestants for competion.

The free-style Taze, which involves getting "Tazed" by Queensland Police, while answering questions is proposed as an exhibition event at the 2018 Gold Coast Commonwealth Games.

Yes There IS Something About Peter


Remember this [March 2007]?

Bashed Peace Activist Abandoned By The CMC

This is a photo of peace activist Jim Dowling the night he was arrested. He lives in ex-policeman Peter Dutton's Queensland electorate. A year and a half ago Jim Dowling was assaulted by police at a public meeting at Queensland University of Technology. This week he received a letter from the Queensland Police informing him that he was wrong in his assessment that the police had acted unlawfully. He says the Assistant Commissioner of Police informed him:

“These enquiries revealed that the allegations subject of your complaint could not be substantiated. Therefore I do not propose to take any further action and I now consider the matter to be finalized.”

Mr Dowling says that at no stage has he been interviewed or questioned about what happened by the police or anyone from the CMC (Crime and Misconduct Commission).

He says, "After a day or two of recovering from a small dose of self pity I dutifully filled out a CMC complaint form available online. There were only a few lines to explain my complaint so I attached the short article I had written about the event... I naively thought this was just the start of my complaint process rather than the only thing the CMC would ever want to hear from me."

The police told him they wouldn't investigate the matter until the charges against him were heard and determined. It was to be six months before this occurred and a further two months of deliberation before the Magistrate ruled that he had done nothing for which the police could detain him and the charges were dismissed.

"She said the evidence of all my witnesses (who included lawyers and former federal attorney general Michael Lavarch) was credible. She declined however to state the obvious: that the contradictory police and security guards' evidence was therefore not credible, and that they had therefore perjured themselves," said Mr Dowling.

He then informed the CMC in writing of the outcome of the trial and said that his complaint now also included the allegation that the police and security guards had perjured themselves in court.

"This was in June 2006, immediately after the Magistrate had ruled police acted illegally in arresting me. It was to be a further five months before a friendly “investigating” police officer contacted me. His name escapes me because, other than that few minutes of conversation, I never heard from him again....I asked him when he was going to interview me. He told me that would not be necessary, as he had enough information from my initial complaint and a transcript of the court case of charges against me...

"When I insisted he at least try to interview Peter Dutton’s assistant (she was present at my assault, but police had tellingly declined to produce her as a witness), he reluctantly took details...

"Not a few weeks, but four months later, the only “report” I have received is the abovementioned sentences from the assistant commissioner. It is interesting to note that the commissioner had still watered down my complaint to, 'Essentially you complained that police assaulted you and used excessive force during the course of your arrest and detention. Further that handcuffs were applied too tight and that police had accused you of stealing oxygen.' I had never complained that handcuffs were too tight, but rather that Constable Jennings had lifted me up by my handcuffs behind my back as he was dragging me. This had caused my wrist to bleed. I also was not complaining about feeling insulted by police accusing me of 'stealing oxygen' but was merely mentioning his smart-alec reply when I told him I could not breathe with his hand on my neck forcing my head between my legs.

"There is no mention of most of the assault, no mention of illegal arrest, perjury, police collusion in evidence etc. The 'investigating' police obviously think there is nothing wrong with police officers having word for word the same personal recollection of events in their sworn statements, including the same spelling mistakes.

"Oh well, maybe it was all a dream………Not sure if I want to wake up to the real world though…."

If Dutton is so fantastic, why doesn't he just run for Dickson and win it?

Mining Uranium Fuels A Massive Toxic Problem

Greens media release [6/10/09]:

The mining and export of Australian uranium only digs us deeper into the unsolvable conundrum of nuclear waste – while also supporting the growth of nuclear weapons, the Australian Greens say.

Responding to comments this week by Australia’s Co-Chair of the International Commission on Nuclear Non-proliferation and Disarmament, Gareth Evans, the Greens’ Nuclear Spokesperson Scott Ludlam said that no one around the world had managed to solve the nuclear waste problem.

“Meanwhile, we have every reason to be concerned that Australian uranium is being used for nuclear weapons proliferation,” Senator Ludlam said.

“There are two options for our uranium exports: either they will end up in nuclear weapons or they will end up in a multinational toxic waste dump – which is why we should get out of this toxic and obsolete industry,” Senator Ludlam continued.

“The uranium mining industry will continue to do all it can to highjack debate about our looming energy crisis.

“While this is allowed to happen, arguments for clean renewable energies that are able to meet our base-load power needs far more efficiently and with vastly lower greenhouse gas emissions – while carrying none of the risks and waste problems of the nuclear cycle – will continue to struggle to be heard.”

International Living Wage Action Week Underway


Garment worker Joli Akhter and her family eating breakfast. Dhaka, Bangladesh, August 2009. Credit line: Taslima Akhter/Clean Clothes Campaign

'Clean Clothes Campaign' reports [1/10/09]:

A living wage is a human right, but for most workers in the garment industry this is a right denied. From October 5 – 11th CCCs across Europe and partners in other parts of the world are taking action to demand that retailers make a commitment to ensure workers are paid a living wage. ...

Wanted: Genuinely Edgy Art And Inspirational Leaders


Photographer Peter Panzoff poses what appears to be four underwear models (one of whom bears a remarkable resemblance to the PM) wearing fedora hats?

Brisbane journalists know how to conflate two non stories and come up with something that raises eyebrows - in a quizzical rather than an inquisitive fashion.

Although much excitement ensued on the very day local photographer Peter Panzoff launched his new exhibition - Panzoff's Panzen Down Panzen Off: Retail Catalogues, Politicians And Fedora Hats - it has been revealed the PM has no formidable opponents in the lead up to the next federal election.

Why the circumstances of this story have arisen is not clear, but evidently it has something to do with former Prime Minister John Howard, and over twenty years of monomedia.

Art critic Mandy Blanden, who is currently undertaking a PhD in extracting meaning from nothing says these days there is a distinct correlation between art, politics and public relations.

"I think Peter Panzoff's exhibition, which examines banality in a rudie nudie context is an imaginary event and will be held in the dark recesses of your mind," she said.

Dear Queensland Museum

In 1979, a major termite fumigation programme was undertaken throughout Brisbane.

We've asked the Queensland Museum where we can find out which public buildings were treated and what type of chemicals were used in this process, as Dr Brenton C. Peter's wrote about it in his article about the West Indian Drywood Termite in the 'Wildlife Of Greater Brisbane: A Queensland Museum Wild Guide':

The West Indian Drywood Termite (Cryptotermes brevis) is considered the world's most destructive drywood termite and has caused considerable economic damage wherever it has become established. The termite is one of four 'tramp' species in Queensland. Cryptotermes cynocephalus and Cryptotermes domesticus have been introduced from South-east Asia and the Pacific to areas around Cairns and further north, mainly through commerce. Similarly, Cryptotermes dudleyi has been introduced to Thursday Island and is established there.

The West Indian Drywood Termite was first found in Maryborough in 1966 and this discovery was followed by a survey and treatment campaign that was extended to Bundaberg in 1974. The termite was proclaimed a notifiable pest under the Diseases in Timber Act 1975. One year later, it was discovered in several multi-storey buildings in Brisbane and a major fumigation programme began in 1979. About 570 buildings, including suburban houses, and many items of furniture have been treated since then at a cost to the State of $10 million. The extensive infestations in Maryborough and central Brisbane are thought to have resulted from separate introductions of the pest in timber imported with war materials by the US Armed Services during World War II.

Damage is restricted to construction timber, furniture and, occasionally, paper products. There is no record of its occurrence in other situations. A colony of West Indian Drywood Termites can survive in susceptible timber the size of a matchbox for several years. It is most commonly found in pine, especially Hoop Pine (Araucaria cunninghamii), and cabinet woods including maples (Flindersia spp.), Red Cedar (Toona australis) and Silky Oak (Grevillea robusta).

West Indian Drywood Termites living in Hoop Pine typically produce reddish brown faecal pellets ('frass'). These gradually blacken with age and are usually different in size and shape from that of the Native Drywood Termite. Frass from the West Indian Termite is larger and more pointed. The head of the soldier is also more wrinkled than that of the native species.

The Greater Brisbane Region has a rich diversity of native termites, some of considerable economic importance. The exotic West Indian Drywood Termite is an unwanted addition. However, the major threat it posed in Queensland has been substantilly diminished as a result of the ongoing containment programme.

Queensland's Plastic Cup Job Loss Outrage

Queensland gets more and more sophisticated by the day!

Thousands of Queensland "glassies" are set to lose their job job jobs if the Government proceeds with it's ban on glasses in certain licensed premises throughout the state.

"It goes without saying," said Mr P. L. Street, President of the Everybody Loves To Hate Us (E.L.T.H.U.) Union.

"If you replace glasses with plastic cups, then there will be no glasses for hard working working families to collect and wash," he said.

But the Chief Blighty denied any hard working working families would lose their job job jobs with the implementation of the new policy.

"Plastic cups will stop people getting angry when they've had one too many," she said.

In conjunction with the glass ban in licensed premises, a parliamentary committee is considering swapping the glasses in licensed premises with the plastic cups in fast food establishments.

"This will be the environmentally friendly aspect of the policy," said the Chief Blighty.

"Given that fast food establishments are going upmarket lately, with the addition of culinary items - such as the McAnus Burger - on their menus, we thought they ought to be rewarded for the good they are delivering to the community," she said.

The Myth Of "Disaster" From Ageing Populations Is The Fallacy That Growth Must Be Unending

'Can Do Better' again [5/10/09]:

... Adding more people will never keep our population young. Adding more people to “replace” or “compensate” for our dangerous ageing population is surely a way to blow-out our numbers! ...

French Organise National Resistance To Privatisation Of Post Office

'Can Do Better' reports [5/10/09]:

... In the tiny village of Ambazac (Haute-Vienne) near Limoges, the 88 villagers voted 85 to 3 against privatisation of the Poste. The mayor delivered her own vote against privatisation publicly. She also said, "It would be unreasonable for a President of the Republic and a government to ignore the People's voice. In the rural region there are so many people who rely utterly on the public postal services."

The local postie took heart at the concerned and conscientious public reaction, which he could see taking place, since the ballot box was on the counter of the local post office.

All over France citizens voted in villages, towns and cities in this way. ...

SEQ Monomedia Celebrates International Tenants Day

By suggesting how outrageous it is that poor folks are able live in such prime real estate:

A Surfers Paradise site once destined for a $600 million development has instead become home to the low end of the rental market with people living at the beachfront site for a mere $350 a week.

The Pacific Beach project has been left hanging in the air with developer City Pacific going into liquidation.

Co-owner of the block, property industry figure Craig Perry, paid $100 million to amalgamate the site on the corner of Wharf Road and Old Burleigh Road.

Luxury apartments were planned before City Pacific ran into financial trouble, owing $100 million to banks.

The beach shacks and three storey walk-ups have remained, with immigrants and students living on the property for an average of $350 a week. ...

And spruiking a market that still has a very long way to fall:

According to the property clock, the best time to buy is at the bottom, 6 o'clock, just after the oversupply has hit and properties are at a discount to their underlying value.

And either side of 6 o’clock is generally considered bargain time. Of course, the opposite is true for sellers.

The top of the market, or 12 o’clock, is the best time to sell, when prices are at their peak. And either side of midnight is still okay.

So what’s the time in your market right now?

Queensland – 6 o’clock

Brisbane is trailing the property market recovery but as it shakes off its hangover there will definitely be growth, RP Data national research director Tim Lawless says.

"It is moving more from a seller’s market to a buyer’s market. Adelaide and Brisbane are in similar positions because they both had quite similar growth phases in 2007, so the 2009 growth rates have not been very high," he says. ...

IUT statement for the International Tenants´ Day, October 5 2009 :

“Tackling the financial crises with new deal for affordable housing”

Housing and construction is one of the largest financial sectors - and a key instrument in tackling the present financial recession. Housing construction can boost regional and local markets and can set the financial wheels in motion.

Increased investment in affordable rental housing, where social and public housing play a major role, would be a major contribution in getting local economies back on track! Public investments must focus on areas that can provide the greatest social and economic benefits.

Government investments in energy efficiency renovation have several benefits; saving energy and money, and at the same time a reduction in CO2 emissions. The recession together with high energy costs has hit low income households the most and many have problems paying the housing costs.

The numbers of evictions are steadily rising. These households urgently need housing assistance. Social urban development is suitable instrument to attack inequality and fight social exclusion and segregation. Not-for-profit housing companies and public housing companies are major stakeholders in these processes. ...

*UPDATE* Interestingly these letters [dated 1/10/09] lobbed in the mailboxes of northern Gold Coast residents today:

Routine Assessment of Rental Accommodation

Officers from Gold Coast City Council are presently undertaking routine assessments of rental accommodation in the abovementioned suburb and this is your opportunity to request an internal assessment of the premises, should you wish.

Council's Local Law No. 16.1 (Rental Accommodation) requires that premises offered for rental accommodation meet certain minimum health, safety and amenity standards. This local law is administered by Council's Environmental Health Officers primarily through an assessment program or in response to a complaint.

Should you have any concerns or issues relevant to the above and wish to have your premises inspected at an appointed time please contact Council on (07) 5581 6220 the above number.

Defects found as a result of any assessment will be forwarded to the owner of the property who is then required to undertake the necessary works within a reasonable timeframe. Please do not hesitate to contact Environmental Health Compliance should any further information or assistance be required.

Yours faithfully ... Executive Coordinatory Environmental Health Compliance

Missing Plaque: Reuben Pelerman Reserve, Southport


A plaque commemorating the life of Gold Coast businessman and philanthropist Reuben Pelerman has vanished.

Mr Pelerman is well remembered for rescuing the Bears AFL club, in early 1990 after the collapse of owner Christopher Skase's Qintex Group.

Community Garden Planned For Musgrave Park

The 'Labrador Leader' reports [18/9/09] that the Howard Group (who developed Sphere) are constructing a Community Garden in Musgrave Park:

The garden will feature:


* 50 accessible raised garden beds 8m2 in area and 600mm in height, for growing vegetables and flowers
* a 1.8m high perimeter fence
* storage facilities for gardening tools and equipment
* space for future expansion of the garden over time

For further information phone 5581 6984


A Queensland Government "Community Renewal" sign - adjacent to the "Sphere" development, which states:
"Parkwood Rugby League Club Upgrade. A Queensland Government Community Renewal initiative, developed in partnership with the Department of Employment and Industrial Relations and deliverd by Career Employment Australia."

 

The "Sphere" Development


Musgrave Park


Maned (Wood) Duck (Chenonetta jubata) family? Southport Sharks' training ground carpark - also adjacent to "Sphere" development [3/10/09]!

New Source Of Genetic Pollution Found

'Truefood Network' reports [1/10/09]:

This morning, Greenpeace set up a mobile Biohazard Research Centre at a GE canola field near Geelong, southern Victoria. What did we find? Commercial beehives contaminated with genetically engineered (GE) canola pollen.

Honey samples were collected from hives just metres away from a GE canola field and were found to contain Monsanto's Roundup Ready canola pollen. This means people buying honey from this hive will be eating GE food without knowing it, and before it's been properly assessed as safe to eat. The GE canola farmer is not obliged to inform his neighbours about what he is growing, so the beekeeper has been kept as much in the dark as everyone else.

This follows the recent discovery of GE canola growing along roadside verges near Berrigan, New South Wales and Horsham, Victoria. » Read more

South Australia, Tasmania and Western Australia still have crop bans in place.

Why is Greenpeace doing this?

From the research centre, Greenpeace will monitor wind speed and pollen flow onsite to determine how far pollen from the GE canola crop is likely to spread.

Greenpeace is taking action to draw attention to GE canola being approcved for release in Australia under the Howard Government, without proper studies into the impacts on human health or the environment. Roundup Ready canola has been shown to have adverse effects on livers in Monsanto's own rat-feeding studies. It's also been banned in Europe.(1)

As federal Health Minister, Nicola Roxon needs to step in and ensure independent proof that GE crops and foods are safe "beyond reasonable doubt". This is what the ALP promised at the 2007 federal election.

We also need biodiversity studies to examine the impact these new crops and farming techniques have on surrounding plants, insects and animals.

Farmers, chefs and community visit the centre

Local farmers and community members joined Greenpeace at the research station to protest the spread of GE canola. Organic farmer Evan hardy says, "I'm concerned that the introduction of GE crops will remove choice for all farmers. GE contamination will lead to the increasing domination of agriculture by large chemical companies and an increased reliance on toxic herbicides."

Melbourne restauranteur, Duré Dara, has come to the centre to express her concerns. "We need our governments to be more responsible and to think about genetically engineered food in a much more considered way. Food protection is an issue that affects tourism, our global image and the health of our citizens."

Ms Dara co-manages the Nudel Bar and Residential restaurants, and is one of close to 200 leading chefs and restauranteurs who have signed the GM-free Chefs' Charter.

Take action

Use this online form to ask Nicola Roxon to ensure that:

* GE crops are only approved if they are proven to be safe 'beyond reasonable doubt'; and
* All GE foods are clearly labelled.

Reference

(1) Eating in the Dark: How Australia’s food regulator is failing us on genetically engineered food, p 22.

Save Yungaba For The People!

An email from Yungaba Action Group to supporters [2/10/09]:

Dear Yungaba supporters and friends,

Please help us with our publicity drive for nominating Yungaba as the ideal site for the Indigenous and Immigration history museum.

Brisbane City Council has called for suggestions for an appropriate place to establish this museum. This begs the question, do the various levels of government communicate, and how can a building such as Yungaba be overlooked, ignored and worst, sold off without due regard to its incredible historical value to so many Queenslanders?

One must ask why, when there is $2,000,000 available at a federal govt. level via the Jobs Fund for heritage projects, the building is State Government owned and they could obtain a significant amount of $$ from Australand by selling the surrounding space, and with a contribution from Brisbane City Council, who have identified the need and no doubt allocated a budget for such a public space; is Yungaba being developed into 10 luxury private residences which the general public will be able to view from a distance 2 days a year in heritage week?

The point: Yungaba should be restored and made available to the general public of this city, both as a museum for immigration and indigenous history and a multicultural arts space, a vibrant and living heritage and celebration of our diversity as a city and state!

Please register your views:

The Lord Mayor has asked people to contact him on lordmayor@brisbane.qld.gov.au with their suggestions for a venue for this museum.

Also contact our Premier Anna Bligh and ask her why???? premier@ministerial.qld.gov.au

We have set up a Yungaba Group on Facebook – spread the word by sending it to all your contacts and Facebook friends.

If we are just 6 degrees of separation from anyone on the planet, then we are just 6 clicks away from creating such a strong social network that selling Yungaba will no longer be an option for any poll-driven political party. It can be done!!

Delene Cuddihy

Yungaba Action Group

Ph: 040 259 729

PS. YAG members are invited to our Annual General Meeting at 4pm on

Saturday 10 October at 17 Drury St, West End.

Please RSVP to me by email.

Please note: if you are unable to attend you may give a written proxy to another member.

Students, Educators Protest IMF Meetings

'Hurriyet Daily News' reports [4/10/09]:

"Three people climbed a 15-meter-high pillar in Istanbul’s central Taksim Square on Sunday and hung a banner protesting the International Monetary Fund, news agencies reported.

The three were members of a leftist student group called the Student Collectives, and the banner read, “Get out IMF – Student Collectives.” The protest lasted an hour under heavy rain. The pillar holds police security cameras and municipality cameras used to watch traffic in the square. While the three people were hanging the banner, another three read the group’s press statement.

“The representatives of imperialism and colonialists are in our country for days,” read Eren Can. “They did not come to our country with good intentions. They plan how to exploit more, how to leave more hungry and poor.”

As two of the three people on top of the pillar came down, police took them into custody. Others warned the third climber that police were waiting for him. Hakan Demir, the third protester, waited atop the pillar for almost an hour in the rain and chanted slogans. A firefighter using a fire ladder reached the protester and attempted to cut down the banner. But Demir did not allow him to and took down the banner himself. Meanwhile, police also approached Demir on the ladder to convince him to end the protest. Demir refused but was eventually taken into custody after he finished his protest.

Protest with bare feet

In a protest Saturday, a group of members from education trade union Egitim-Sen walked barefooted down Istiklal Avenue in Taksim, protesting the IMF and World Bank. The group carried banners reading, “Transportation is a right and cannot be impeded,” “We demand free education, job security and free transportation.”

Representing the group, Hatun Ildemir from Egitim-Sen said IMF and World Bank policies made fundamental public services, such as education, health, housing and transportation, a market good. Ildemir demanded that the government re-evaluate who in society is eligible to benefit from free public transportation.

Another group on Saturday protested the IMF, World Bank, and Turkish Industrialists' and Businessmen's Association, or TÜSIAD. The group gathered in front of Galatasaray University and carried a banner reading, “Your money and missiles can go to hell. We want peace.” The group walked to TÜSIAD’s building and finished their protest."

Free Public Transport - An Idea Whose Time Has Come

From 'Free Public Transport: The Solution To Pollution':

"In the early 1980s, the Greater London Council under Ken Livingston slashed fares and began to move towards free public transport. The policy was backed by 71 per cent of Londoners, but was destroyed by the Thatcher government and the Law Lords, backed by the car, haulage and oil industries.

Within a year, ticket prices in London had doubled, car journeys had rocketed and there was an extra 6000 accidents on the city’s roads. A similar policy in South Yorkshire under David Blunkett was similarly torpedoed.

That was before global warming and the dangers of greenhouse gases became widely accepted by scientists. Twenty years on, our towns and cities are heading towards permanent gridlock and scientists are pressing the panic buttons. And the idea of free public transport is starting to make a comeback.

In the Belgian city of Hasselt, which covers an area double the size of Dundee, congestion was eliminated in the late 1980s after the introduction of a totally free public transport system. Within a year, bus passenger journeys rose by 870 per cent and have now increased by over 1000 per cent. In dismal contrast, the Scottish Executive has set a target for an annual increase of one per cent in bus journeys and two per cent in rail journeys.

The Danish government has commissioned a research group to examine the feasibility of a free public transport system (Copenhagen Post November 22, 2006 ).

The Melbourne Age newspaper, edited by Andrew Jaspan (a former editor of the Sunday Herald, The Scotsman and Scotland on Sunday) has called for state-wide free bus travel in Victoria (A radical idea, The Age, May 5 2006)

Matthew Parrish, a Tory MP under Margaret Thatcher, who played a key role in destroying South Yorkshire’s cheap fares policy, now admits he was wrong and has called for London-wide free bus travel:

“I was wrong. I have changed my mind…Never mind the ideology, it just makes sense.” (It’s big, it’s red, and it’s free – and it will save London; The Times. May 8 2003)

Visit Scotland (formerly the Scottish Tourist Board) recently published a report which set out the policy implications of global warming by 2015:

“In order to reduce dependency upon the car, we will see a number of measures to move people onto public transport. These will include free public transport for all in Scotland, whether this is buses or trains”. (Visit Scotland report: Tomorrow’s World, May 2006)"

A Poetic Consolidation Of Weekend News


"I know the hills are alive with Grand Final Fever Captain Von Trapp, but can sex give you cancer?"


Dutton misses out
on the McPherson pre-selection
but they'll find him another seat
before the next election

Bligh says $27 million
for 250 fat cats
will mean we get more frontline staff
what a load of cr*p

60 jobs and a long term legacy
says Anthony Albanese
of the millions to be spent
on an NRL HQ? Oh pleasey!

I bet if you were detained
in Villawood for 3 years
and they called it a "serious administration error"
you'd want more than 70 Gs

according to a documentary
to be screened on the ABC
with other client states
Australia has similarities

forget about the pesticides
mining tailings or pollution
viruses and house mice
hold the cancer solution

Murcott says Sydney's stifled
by a "culture of mediocrity"
Ellwood says the Tank Street Bridge
has poetic qualities

why won't our Prime Minister
meet with the Dalai Lama?
are his gallstones causing him
that much of a drama?

they're protesting in Rome
against Silvio Berlusconi
the Letterman scandal lingers
yet Australia remains the only

country in the world
other than maybe China
where most of its press is owned
by one motherf*cker

tsunamis, earthquakes typhoons
such horror overseas
so how can I send some dollars
and not through corporate charities?


If you know, please email us at spring_hill_voice@hotmail.com


"Just as in 1939 we had to give up on a massive scale the comfortable lifestyle of peacetime, so soon we may feel rich with only a quarter of what we consume now. If we do it right and with enthusiasm, it will not seem a depressing phase of denial but instead, as in 1940, a chance to redeem ourselves. For the young, life will be full of opportunities to serve, to create and they will have a purpose for living."


From 'The Vanishing Face of Gaia: A Final Warning by James Lovelock' (as published in the latest edition of 'Adbusters' magazine)

Massive Hairy Mussel Marine Stadium Die Off ?

A mass of dead Hairy Mussels (Trichomya hirsutus) beached in Marine Stadium (Gold Coast Spit) [2/10/09].

Why Is The Seaway Some Kind Of Pooch Poohouse?

These days people are responsible in parks. Picking up their pets' poos and putting them in the bin. However, at the seaway, it seems to be a free for all?

People Have Different Priorities At Paradise Point

This development involves removing marine vegetation

Whereas just down the road, they're replanting the foreshore vegetation!

Dancing at the Edge of the Precipice - After Peak Oil

From a guest post on 'The Oil Drum' by Alexis Ziegler (communitarian, builder, orchardist, environmental activist living in central Virginia and author of a recently published book, 'Culture Change: Civil Liberty, Peak Oil, and the End of Empire'. More information can be found at conev.org.):

"... The form of civil liberty that we have enjoyed until now was a product of economic growth. The demand to maintain very high levels of consumption under conditions of constricting energy supply will demand a further concentration of state power and a very aggressive foreign policy. Just as Caesar Augustus took Rome from being a limited democracy back to a dictatorship, our presidents will in the coming years enforce whatever measure of state power necessary to maintain access to resources. Civil liberty has always been to some extent constrained by class status. Civil liberty will become increasingly limited by class status as this process matures.

Real Problems, Real Solutions

If you listen to the news every day, you will hear stories about bombings in Iraq and Afghanistan, the health reform debate, the state of the economy and the timeline for recovery, perhaps a story about the latest organization to take a stance for or against gay marriage. The myopic nature of our political and academic debate is dangerous. Instead of building the machines we will need to support ourselves as energy supplies decline, we continue to use the steel, glass, electronics, and energy to build the old economy. Even the most radical news outlets rarely mention limitations of energy supply, or the other limits we inevitably face. And even then, a recognition of the connections between the limits of energy supply and current political changes is utterly absent.

The limitations we face are going to manifest in ever-hardening global class lines. The escalating price of energy means that those who can afford to pay the higher prices will grumble and pay, while those who cannot will starve. As this crisis matures, the political obfuscation will only intensify. It is as if we are standing on the deck of the Titanic. The warnings have been issued, but not heard. We are waiting until we feel the water at our ankles. Remediation only becomes more difficult with each passing day.

In the larger perspective, we do not face an energy crisis at all. Even as oil supplies decline, we will still have a greater supply of energy and other resources at our disposal than our grandparents had. The vast majority of people live very frugally, simply because they have to. Even in industrialized nations, some people live much more frugally than others. The real issue is power. As we discussed in Culture Change, consumption is power, throughput is power. The desire of the global upper class to hold on to power drives them to continue to consume, and that is creating a conflict over dwindling resources. ..."

Support The Fort

From an email to supporters [1/10/09]:

Ever thought about what you could do to help THE FORT?

Well think no more, as we are calling for anyone to help us out by sending letter of your support to assist us with our 're-zoning' application.

THE FORT - Letter of Support

Dear Friend of The Fort,

We are seeking letters of support to assist us with our current 'material change of use' (or zoning) application with Council. While our beautiful building was originally built for, and zoned as "multi-purpose use", this is overriden by it's inclusion (only just) in the Spring Hill local plan (it's really quite confusing but basically stipulates we can only use the site for offices currently).

With thanks to Steffan Town Planning, who are providing services in-kind, we have now applied for "Centre Activities" use, including Shop, Office, Restaurant, Convention Centre and Community Facilities - which allows for all the wonderful activities/services The Fort has (or will have) to offer! We are working day and night to ensure this application is approved, including making major noise-reduction measures, preparing various building documentation (that should already exist), managing heritage conservation, addressing new building codes and of course paying considerable fees for all this.

If you are interested in supporting our cause, we would be truly grateful for a letter of support that addresses some or all of the matters hereunder. ... The letter of support should be forwarded directly to The Fort Arts Hub Inc. (the applicant) and NOT Council, addresseed as follows:

Brisbane City Council
C/o- The Fort Arts Hub Inc.
57 Brunswick Street
FORTITUDE VALLEY QLD 4006

Salutation: "To Whom it May Concern" or "Dear Sir/Madam"

The first paragraph should give some indication of who you are and your general position in life. The letter should indicate that it is given in relation to the application for "Centre Activities" use (including Shop, Office, Restaurant, Convention Centre and Community Facilities) for 57 Brunswick Street, Fortitude Valley.

Your letter might concentrate on the following:-

What you know about The Fort, how you have participated in it, or how you might like to participate;
The importance of the project (The Fort) for the community;
The importance of the project for Brisbane's arts and culture;
The state of Brisbane's arts and culture;
The ability of the project managers (The Fort Arts Hub Inc., Pete, Kel and Will) to undertake a project of this scale;
Any other matters you think appropriate.
One to four paragraphs would be fine, or more - totally up to you. We will be sending the first round of letters we receive back to Council on Friday this week, and again the week after.

Thank you so much in advance, for your support.

Kelly Timmons
Director / Project Manager

www.thefort.org.au

Some snaps of the Bell Brothers building and old time graffiti from 2004

For those with an interest in history, The Fort is located in the historic Bell Brothers building. Elegantly hand-crafted fine wood furniture (made on the premises) used to be displayed in the windows and admired by all who happened to stroll past.

If you are still partial to a stroll around Spring Hill and Fortitude Valley, take a look at the red-painted concrete outside the building to the left (along Water Street) of Bell Brothers where a local child determinedly engraved her name in the 1920s. Her name was still legible a couple of years ago, but you will have to go and see for yourself if you want to find out if it's still there (and identify the suspect!)

Back in 2004, a multi-unit Development Application within the Bell Brothers building was lodged with Council, but thankfully it was never approved!

By the way, has anyone else noticed that when you search for a place on the online Queensland Heritage Register, you get directed to the "National Heritage List"?

The Things You Get In The Mail!

The "F*** Off Vegemite We're Not Happy Do You Think We're Stupid?" Song

"We all know that Vegemite
Is an American company
Unsurprising they just might
Count on our gullibility
Surely this can't last much longer
Like this poem it's so piss weak
And it's REALLY not quite right
Mixing CHEESE with vegemite
What are you? some kind of freak?
This PR's looking very bleak!"

(apologies to J. Walter Thompson advertising who according to 'Wikipedia' devised the 'We're Happy Little Vegemites' marketing campaign in 1954)

BHP To Ship Uranium As China Celebrates One Party State

Australian Conservation Foundation Media Release [1/10/09]

As China celebrates the 60th anniversary of its one party communist state, a whistleblower is languishing in jail after exposing nuclear industry corruption and contamination and BHP Billiton is preparing its first uranium shipment to China from Olympic Dam.

“As Chinese tanks again drive down avenues to Tiananmen Square, BHP must explain how it will guarantee that Australian uranium in China will not end up assisting China’s nuclear weapons program,” said ACF campaigner David Noonan.

“The truth is BHP’s uranium will disappear off the safeguards radar on arrival in China, where the military jointly runs nuclear facilities and the courts act as agents of the state to jail whistleblowers and silence dissent.

“China is a non-transparent and authoritarian one party state where the informal nuclear watchdogs that are so important in the West – independent media, free trade unions and effective non-government organisations – are absent or constrained.”

Nuclear whistleblower Sun Xiaodi and his daughter Sun Dunbai have been jailed in Gansu Province for endangering state security by speaking publicly about “nuclear pollution” and “human rights violations” and for providing information to overseas media about the management and decommissioning of a uranium mine.

“If plans to sell uranium from Olympic Dam and sell uranium-infused bulk copper concentrate to China proceed, Australia’s international responsibilities shall be seriously compromised to suit BHP Billiton’s commercial interests,” Mr Noonan said.

“A federal treaties committee recently decided Australia should not export uranium to Russia. China also fails the key test of strengthened nuclear safeguards and should be disqualified from receiving Australian uranium.

“Complete separation of the military from the civilian nuclear sector must be a precondition to all Australia’s uranium sales.”

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