"Why Don't You F Wits Just Stop Burning Fossil Fuel?": Mr Cow

Unless you have crap in your eye, you will have noticed that Climate Chaos Is Now

One of Queensland's most prominent bovine activists has questioned the current scientific focus on curbing carbon emissions.

"Why don't you f wits just stop burning fossil fuel?" he said at this morning's press conference in a paddock out west.

"Think of all the jobs jobs jobs that could be created if the Government were serious about ramping up renewable energy and developing serious public transport networks, rather than coal exports and building roads."

Mr Cow said that even if the development of an algae that eats carbon dioxide and could be used as cattle feed were more than just a fantasy, there was no way he and his cow colleagues in the cow community would eat it.

"All we cows want to do is wander around the fields eating grass," he said.

"This is all just more clean coal greenwashing designed to lull the public into accepting business as usual."

In related news, if you get cancer or have a chronic disease, soon it will be all your fault and you will have to pay for an outcome.

New Council Sign For Praed Street Park, Red Hill

For years locals have fed the ducks, eels, turtles and lizards in this park

Man clears land for houses and roads, stomps all over habitat, tips all manner of muck into waterways, yet remarkably, some wildlife prevail.

So why the big fuss over a few breadcrumbs?

We didn't see any food "left" for wildlife, but we did see pollution in the creek, which Council are obviously unconcerned about

You Learn Something New Every Day

(More On Coles Organic Milk query - see below)

We asked Coles why organic milk we purchased a week or so ago (mid-March) has such a long life (8th May!):

Thank you for your reply, I would like to extend my apologises for the confusion caused.

We understand that it is not long life milk, However it has gone through a Heat Treatment which prevents the product from breaking down or spoiling. This is why the Milk can have a longer used by date .

Please note that once the carton is opened the used by becomes void and need to be consumed with in 5 to 7 days.

I hope this information has been helpful

Kind Regards

Coles organic milk is ultrapasteurised, which means it has an extended shelf life, whereas other organic milk (such as Norco) is pasteurised, homogenised and seems to have the usual shelf life.

Widespread Outrage And Fury As Senator Barnaby Says Something We All Think

Senator Barnaby

Maverick, tearaway, outspoken, renegade, loose cannon, Senator Barnaby is in the poo again after he said some things that everyone was thinking anyway.

"If I was in the dunny and there was no dunny paper, I'd reach for the nearest Murdoch paper," he said during an address to a Sydney business lunch.

"Failing that, a Productivity Commission report would do nicely. After all, even though the Murdoch papers are a lot softer on the arse, you want to be careful not to catch ads."

Widespread outrage, fury and indifference erupted around the country following Senator Barnaby's remarks.

There has been speculation that Kleenex, Kimberley Clark and Sorbent are launching a class action against News Limited on the basis that it is attempting to unfairly monopolise the toilet paper market by giving free readable toilet paper to all of Australia's 50million households.

When questioned about the dubious nature of that figure the Plaintiffs said that they had got it directly from Murdoch's own claimed circulation figures.

* EXCLUSIVE UPDATE* Late this evening it was reported that Senator Barnaby was admitted to his local super GP clinic with severe paper cuts to his nether regions.

New Program Lists Five Sustainable Seafood Products:

ACF Media Release [30/3/10]

The Australian Conservation Foundation has announced the first five seafood products to be assessed as sustainable under a new seafood assessment program.

The Sustainable Australian Seafood Assessment Program has been developed by ACF in conjunction with a team of independent marine scientists and the University of Technology, Sydney.

"Lots of people like to eat fish on Good Friday, but often they find it hard to know if the seafood they buy at shops and markets has been sustainably produced,"said ACF's Healthy Oceans Campaigner Chris Smyth.

"They are concerned about the effect that wild-catch and farmed fisheries may be having on the health of our oceans.

"Restaurants and lovers of seafood are increasingly calling for clear and accurate information to help them make sustainable seafood choices.

"The scientists have used a range of criteria, including impact on fish stocks, to assess the sustainability of the seafood products through a scientifically rigorous, transparent and independent process.

"We've had a very positive response to the program from seafood producers.

"We hope the Sustainable Australian Seafood Assessment Program will help take the guesswork out of choosing sustainable seafood,"Mr Smyth said.

The first five seafood products to be assessed as sustainable by the Science Reference Panel are the yellow-eye mullet from the Lakes and Coorong Fishery and the western king prawn from the Spencer Gulf Prawn Fishery (both South Australia), the Pilbara red emperor from the Pilbara Trap Fishery and the Cone Bay barramundi from Marine Produce Australia (both Western Australia) and the Hawkesbury River broad squid from the Estuary Prawn Trawl Fishery (NSW).

More information at: www.acfonline.org.au/seafood

Brisbane's Best Radio Show: Gone But Not Forgotten

The communists would be rolling in their graves!

Exploitative Wank

Herschel Street

Rare Instance Of Artistic Purity

It's that dove again - Elizabeth Street

Pre-Emptive Humour On The Gold Coast

Southport [29/3/10]

Opportunity For Gold Coast Citizens To Meet Their Mayor

9.30 am, Saturday 10 April, Southport Library

And Ask Him Some Questions


The Pigeon

By Patrick Suskind [1987]:

... Jonathan watched him. And as he watched him, a strange disquiet came over him. This disquiet was not fed by envy as in the old days, but by amazement: how was it possible - he asked himself - that this man, well over fifty now, was still alive at all? Given his thoroughly irresponsible way of life, should he not long ago have starved or frozen to death, been cut down by cirrhosis of the liver - be dead at any rate? Instead, he ate and drank with the best of appetites, slept the sleep of the just and, wearing a cotton jacket and patched trousers - which of course had long ago replaced those that he had pulled down on the rue Dupin, relatively smart, almost fashionable corduroy trousers, apart from a repair here and there - gave the impression of a firmly grounded personality in finest harmony with the world and enjoying life ... whereas he, Jonathan - and his amazement gradually mounted to a kind of nervous bewilderment - whereas he, who his whole life long had been a well-behaved and orderly fellow, unpretentious, almost, ascetic, clean, always punctual and obedient, reliable, respectable ... and every sou he had he had earned himself, and always paid cash, for his utility bill, his rent, the concierge's Christmas tip ... and never incurred debts, never been a burden to anyone, never once been sick or cost social service agencies a centime ... never done anything to hurt anyone, had never, ever wanted anything from life except to maintain and guarantee his own modest, small contentment of soul ... whereas he now saw himself, at the age of fifty-three, plunging head over heels into a crisis that confounded the life's plan he had devised for himself and was making him crazy and confused and had him eating raisin rolls for the pure confusion of it, and for fright. Yes, he was frightened! God knows, he needed only to look at this sleeping clochard and he started trembling with fright: all at once he was dreadfully frightened that he might have to become like the dissipated man there on the bench. How quickly it could happen, impoverished and on the skids! How quickly the apparently solidly laid foundation of one's existence could crumble. You missed Monsieur Roedel's limousine came flashing through his mind again. Something that had never happened before and that never ought to have happned before and the never ought to have happened, happened today nonetheless: you missed the limousine, and tomorrow perhaps you'll miss work entirely, or lose the key to the steel gate, and next month you'll be ignominiously fired, and you won't find a new job, because who would hire a failure? No one can live on unemployment cheques, by then you will have long since lost your room - there's a pigeon living in it, a family of pigeons lives there, fouling and raving your room - the hotel bills grow to incalculable sums, in your worry you start drinking, more and more, drink away every centime you've saved, become a slave to booze with no way out, get sick, ridden by decay, lice, depravity, are driven out of your final doss-house, you haven't a sou left, you stand before total ruin, out on the street, you sleep, you live in the street, you shit in the street, you're at the end of your tether, Jonathan, within a year you'll be at the end, like that clochard in his rags on the park bench, you'll be lying there, his brother in degradation. ...

Sunday In West End

Corner Montague Road and Beesley Streets:

Mystery artists and commenters - you made my day!

Climate Protesters Delay Coal Ship Docking

From Rising Tide [28/3/10]:

RT Actions Climate activists are attempting to prevent the docking of the first coal ship at Newcastle's third coal export terminal.

The Panama-registered bulk carrier Sunny Success is entering Newcastle harbour to receive the first shipment of coal from the terminal.

An activist from Rising Tide is hanging from a rope in front of the berth and is blocking the ship's access to it.

“The Australian coal rush is fuelling global climate change and preventing us from transitioning to sustainable industries,” said Steve Phillips, spokesperson for Rising Tide Newcastle.

“So far, neither the State nor the Federal Governments have demonstrated that they are serious about cutting our biggest single contribution to climate change. Instead, coal ports in NSW and Queensland are undergoing massive expansions, with extensive open cut coal mining projects in both states.

“This industry is destroying landscapes, destroying communities, and is directly threatening everyone's future through major impacts on the global climate. Around the world, species are going extinct, people are being displaced, climatic disasters are becoming more ferocious because of the climate change we have already caused. It is time to get to the root of the problem, and start phasing out the coal industry.”

“The Australian export coal industry is already this country's number one cause of climate change, and it is also the fastest growing. Newcastle currently exports 100 million tonnes of coal per annum. Already approved expansion projects will double this figure within a few years,” said Steve Phillips.

Approved in March 2007 by the NSW Labor government, Newcastle's third coal terminal will increase the port's capacity by 66 million tonnes per annum, or the equivalent of 160 million tonnes of greenhouse pollution. That is roughly equivalent to doubling NSW domestic greenhouse pollution from all sources.

Insights Into Special Branch

How surreal to sit in an audience that included both ex Special Branch officers and the citizens they monitored - especially when you couldn't really tell them apart!

The Queensland Police Museum hosted two lectures presented by retired Queensland Police Inspector Barry Krosch, a former Special Branch detective, and Professor of History Mark Finnane today [28/3/10].

Mr Krosch gave a chronology of Queensland's Special Branch and discussed the relationship between Special Branch and ASIO in the context of local and international politics.

Like secret police everywhere, the activities of Special Branch appeared to revolve around the surveillance and infiltration of trade unions, communists and peace activists.

Thomas Shepherd's story, published in 'Overland' magazine makes for a great read if you subscribe to the idea that the state should secretly spy on its citizens.

Special Branch was disbanded in December 1989 following the shredding of thousands of special branch files. (According to Mr Krosch's handout 'Big Brothers Are Watching You', in 1990, thirteen Special Branch detectives were transferred to the Bureau of Criminal Intelligence, and two to Brisbane CIB.)

Professor Finnane was critical of the destruction of these files as they would have been an invaluable resource to historians.

When compiling his biography of J. V. Barry, Finnane was able to access Barry's A.S.I.O. file, but his Victorian Special branch file had been destroyed.

Former Transport Minister in the Bjelke-Petersen government Don Lane (who featured in Mr Krosch's lecture) devoted an entire chapter to Special Branch in his 1993 memoir 'Trial and Error':

... Ironically - considering how strongly some Labor figures objected to the Special Branch's existence in the 1960s, 70s and 80s - it had been established under a State Labor Government 19 years before I joined it, by the then Queensland Police Commissioner, Captain Cecil Carroll, who was admired by those who served under him. ...

But in a State the size of Queensland, and with the limited resources at Carroll's disposal for this operation, it was clear that police could not undertake the operation without outside help. So they enlisted special agents.

To the ordinary Australian this might sound sinister, but these people were far removed from the political agents of fiction or those employed by some of the countries whose policies were hostile to Australia. They were ordinary members of the community, including schoolteachers, housewives and tradesmen. Most of them infiltrated the various organisations whose activities we were required to have knowledge of, and in some cases risked personal retribution if they were exposed. But it was a risk they chose to run, undertaking their work for the Branch in the public interest. I was impressed with their sincerity. ...

One of our agents was a motherly woman who met her Special Branch contacts every month for 15 years to report on the meetings she attended of two organisations. Her contact with branch officers took place in unmarked police vehicles in a park near her home, where she handed over a detailed report in her best copperplate handwriting outlining the attendance and everything of likely interest to us that transpired when the organisations met. Often she turned up with home-baked scones or cakes for the officers and displayed great interest in their wives and children. ...

That wouldn't be happening now would it? Nahhhhhh ..... Those were the bad old days!!

Smelly Southport Pumping Station Enshrouded

Hope the beautiful old fig trees aren't endangered by whatever it is Council is doing

Queensland's Hour Of Hypocrisy

Lights out on Kurilpa Bridge for Earth Hour: Media Release [27/3/10]

Premier Anna Bligh today announced Kurilpa Bridge will be taking part in Earth Hour.

Ms Bligh said for the first time since the bridge was opened in October last year its masts and spars won’t be lit up tonight.

“The main lights will be turned off between 8pm and midnight in support of Earth Hour,” Ms Bligh said.

“Only general lighting for normal pedestrian and bicycle movements will be left on for safety reasons.

“Our government strongly supports the Earth Hour message of a sustainable future by building and maintaining infrastructure which is energy efficient all year round.

“Around 75 percent of the power required for Kurilpa Bridge’s lighting display is powered by some 84 solar panels.

“In most lighting configurations, 100 per cent of the power is provided by solar with any surplus power returned to the main grid.

“This will amount to savings of around 37.8 tonnes of carbon emissions each year – which is quite an achievement. No other bridge in the world supplements its power to such a degree.

“I’m urging everyone to get involved and turn their lights off for at least an hour tonight. Public Works Minister Robert Schwarten said the Department of Public Works had a proud tradition of setting and achieving energy targets by retrofitting existing infrastructure and the use of energy performance contracts in government buildings.

“By the end of 2009-2010, the energy consumption across the department's whole building portfolio will be reduced by 21%.”

Mr Schwarten said tenants of government-owned buildings in the CBD managed by the Department of Public Works had been instructed to turn off their lights during Earth Hour to show support. Buildings participating in Earth Hour include the Executive Building, Executive Annexe, Public Service Club, Mineral House, 63 George Street, Neville Bonner, Commissariat Stores, 80 George Street, 61 Mary Street, State Health Building Charlotte Street, Forestry House, 111 George Street, 33 Charlotte Street, Education House, the Landcentre and Gabba Towers.

“In my own building at 80 George Street, my department has been conducting a ‘Big Switch Off campaign’ in preparation for Earth Hour.

“The campaign encourages staff to turn off computers, lights and appliances when they are not in use. ‘It’s one of the many ways the Department of Public Works is supporting the Toward Q2: Tomorrow’s Queensland target of reducing Queenslanders’ carbon footprint by one third.”

So, how much coal leaves Queensland ports every hour?

And how many cars could we have taken off the road if the money spent on roads and tunnels was spent on free public transport?

Make Earth Hour Every Hour

Brisbane City Council is supporting Earth Hour in 2010. Brisbane residents and businesses are encouraged to switch off their lights between 8.30pm and 9.30pm on Saturday, 27 March 2010. Register to participate online. Bridges and buildings including the Story Bridge, Victoria Bridge and Kangaroo Point Cliffs will be in darkness at 8.30pm.

Some News From 'True Food Network'

Taking endangered tuna out of the can [22/3/10]

Greenpeace's new sustainable food campaign is all about tuna and the tuna companies that plunder overfished species, killing endangered turtles and sharks in the process

The campaign to stop GE foods has been so successful that Greenpeace has launched a new sustainable food campaign in 2010. It’s all about tuna, and what tuna lovers can do to turn the tide on overfishing.

Half of the world's tuna, and most of Australia's tuna, comes from the Pacific Ocean. But since industrial fishing started in the 1950's, tuna stocks have been declining. Now we've reached a crisis point.

Bluefin, Bigeye, Yellowfin and Albacore Tuna are in peril; Skipjack is the only healthy tuna species left. Add to this the hundreds of thousands of endangered turtles, sharks, rays and marlins that are caught and killed in tuna nets, and it's clear we need to make some massive changes to our region's tuna fishing industry.

In response, Greenpeace is running a sustainable seafood campaign, which includes a canned tuna ranking. Tuna lovers, you don't have to take tuna off your menu. What you can do is check out Greenpeace's canned tuna rankings, and make sure you're not buying the brands that contribute most to damaging our oceans.

Government gets it wrong on GE labelling [22/3/10]

The official Government paper for this year's review of food labelling laws incorrectly states that GE food in Australia has to be labelled. In reality, massive loopholes mean most GE foods on the shelf aren't labelled.

Greenpeace has campaigned hard to get GE considered in the current government review of food labelling laws, supported by some 30,000 people who have signed the 'Our right to know' food labelling petition.

While we've succeeded in getting GE included as an issue for review, the Government still refuses to take consumers' concerns about GE food seriously. The official discussion paper they released last week incorrectly claimed that GE foods in Australia are labelled, ignoring the fact that our current labelling laws are so weak, that most GE foods make it onto the shelf without a label.

Greenpeace was quick to tell the media how wrong this is, and that because of major loopholes in labelling laws, we’re eating in the dark when it comes to GE. We’ll continue to pressure politicians to get all GE foods labelled, because we all have a right to know what we’re eating, especially when it threatens our health and the environment.

Take action by registering to attend the public consultations on food labelling.

Coles Responds To Our Organic Milk Query (see below)

Thank you for your email regarding the Coles Organic Milk. This matter was referred to our National Quality Team for comment. They have advised that the Ultra Heat Treat which allows for sterile product to be packed into Aseptic packaging with the exclusion of Oxygen, and therefore prevents the product from breaking down or spoil. We appreciate you taking the time to contact us and hope the information provided has been helpful. Feedback from our customers is important information that assists us to maintain our high standards. Yours sincerely

This doesn't sound right, so we're going to look into it further and will let you know what we find out.

President Of The Australian Koala Foundation's March Diary

There has been an overwhelming response to my last diary and I want to thank you all for sending me your thoughts. I have read every one and there were so many great ideas. I want you to know that I am thinking about them all. It seems to me that what I am saying is resonating with all of you and I am very glad that is the case.

One email from a retired Board member told me that I should never say no to a Government official if they want to meet with me and the AKF. I have taken that advice very seriously and have left a message for the Director General that I mentioned last time and now, two weeks later, he has not returned my call. He has however written to all the developers here in South East Queensland - click here to read the letter. From what I hear in the press, the developers are pretty happy with this response. In essence it means 'business as usual' at a time when the koala, by the Premier's own admission, may go to extinction in 2010 in the Koala Coast region - one of the fastest growing areas of Australia.

On Tuesday next week, the Premier of Queensland Anna Bligh, in conjunction with the Federal Government, is holding a Growth Summit, the results of which will not only be the death knell for the koalas here in South East Queensland, particularly in the Koala Coast, Sunshine Coast and Gold Coast, but perhaps change the face of Australia forever.

Our Prime Minister Kevin Rudd and our Treasurer Wayne Swan are now wanting 35 million people in Australia (a significant number of which will be here in Queensland), and there seems to be an incredible rush to get that approved. The Growth Summit and previous events over the last few weeks have been led by infrastructure companies, developers, road builders and railway builders - all those who will gain from huge infrastructure building.

There have been a few lone voices in the wilderness like Dick Smith - one of our famous Australians, who said that our country cannot sustain such a population because of our inability to grow that amount of food, but he is not being heard. He suggested that it is time for Australia to re-evaluate our future - to consider how many people we should have on this precious continent. By and large his thoughts were rejected, and one Minister said "Mr. Smith should keep out of Australian's bedrooms". Clever comment, but very childish when we live on a planet with 7 billion people rising to 9 billion over the coming years.

Given my previous diary was about the threat to food production on the Liverpool Plains in New South Wales, I am inclined to agree, and believe that water and food production is going to be a key issue for the future. For those of you who live overseas - I know it is hard to imagine but our country has very little arable land. So much of our continent is the red desert where very little food is grown, and of course the koalas live in the fertile areas of Australia which is why there is so much conflict.

I am of the opinion that the rush to approve and over-ride public opinion on this issue is due to a Federal election coming up later in the year, and many of the companies involved in these Growth Summits and talk fests about development will, and have been, major donors to our political parties. I am also convinced that the listing of the Koala is a real problem for our Governments. When I went to a media lunch the other day where the Federal Minister for Infrastructure was speaking, many in the room rolled their eyes when I approached with my card to introduce myself, and one senior woman made it clear she was not interested in meeting with me. She made it clear that "koalas were just in the way". A very prominent Lord Mayor was standing right next to her at the time.

I am more and more convinced that the AKF's desire to find sustainable ways of doing business is falling on deaf ears. It is like there is a juggernaut out there, and for those who have seen the movie Avatar - one could be forgiven for putting all these large companies into the archetypal role of the company seeking to destroy Pandora to get the "unobtanium" - the precious resource on that planet.

I would really appreciate you writing to our Prime Minister about your concerns for the koala and, as always, insisting that he and Minister Garrett list the koala as a vulnerable species under the EPBC Act, which will at least force all these companies to do better. Currently it is a free for all. Click here to send the letter now - it's easy and only takes a minute.

Deborah

Some News From 'The Oil Drum'

China says no to Pakistan link

A senior Chinese government official has revealed that the country has backed away from a plan to install a major gas pipeline from Pakistan to China, thus dealing an indirect blow to a recently-approved project to install a key trunkline from Iran to Pakistan.

Shell Shifts Balance Toward Gas With Arrow Takeover

(Bloomberg) -- Royal Dutch Shell Plc moved a step closer to shifting the balance of its production in favor of natural gas over oil following a joint A$3.5 billion ($3.2 billion) acquisition of Arrow Energy Ltd.
The deal with PetroChina Co. will give Shell access to Arrow Energy’s holdings of coal-seam gas reserves, while conventional supplies are either declining or off limits in other parts of the world. Chief Executive Officer Peter Voser has described Australia as a “key growth” region for Shell.

Shell Cuts Geelong Refinery Jobs to Stay Competitive

(Bloomberg) -- Royal Dutch Shell Plc, Europe’s second-largest oil company, will conduct an “organizational restructure” at its Geelong refinery in Australia’s Victoria state that will result in the loss of 20 jobs.

Newcastle Coal Exports Fall 24%; Ship Queue Shortens

(Bloomberg) -- Coal shipments from Australia’s Newcastle port, the world’s biggest export harbor for the fuel used in power stations, fell 24 percent last week while the number of vessels waiting to load declined.

Exclusive Excerpt: Hack the Planet

The battle lines on geoengineering have begun to take shape. On one side are modern-day romantics, who consider geoengineering an a priori violation of humans’ role as planetary citizens to let nature be natural and take a humble place within it. Better to solve the climate problem by reducing our impact on the planet, they say. Prominent among their antecedents is American forestry ecologist and writer Aldo Leopold, who asserted in A Sand County Almanac in 1949 that environmental problems demanded that man change his role from “conqueror of the land community to plain member and citizen of it.”

Bees in more trouble than ever after bad winter

(AP) -- The mysterious 4-year-old crisis of disappearing honeybees is deepening. A quick federal survey indicates a heavy bee die-off this winter, while a new study shows honeybees' pollen and hives laden with pesticides.

Two federal agencies along with regulators in California and Canada are scrambling to figure out what is behind this relatively recent threat, ordering new research on pesticides used in fields and orchards. Federal courts are even weighing in this month, ruling that the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency overlooked a requirement when allowing a pesticide on the market.

Disputed isle in Bay of Bengal disappears into sea

(AP) -- For nearly 30 years, India and Bangladesh have argued over control of a tiny rock island in the Bay of Bengal. Now rising sea levels have resolved the dispute for them: the island's gone.

New Moore Island in the Sunderbans has been completely submerged, said oceanographer Sugata Hazra, a professor at Jadavpur University in Calcutta. Its disappearance has been confirmed by satellite imagery and sea patrols, he said. "What these two countries could not achieve from years of talking, has been resolved by global warming," said Hazra.

"I'm No Miracle, It's All Just Bread And Circuses": Latest Baby Elephant

"Fuk Yu": So Su Mi

Australia's latest baby elephant denies he is a miracle and says his naming ceremony at Taronga Zoo was all just "bread and circuses".

Speaking at a press conference this morning, So Su Mi said:

"What are you staring at? Haven't you seen a baby elephant before?"

So Su Mi said "bread and circuses" explained why Australians were so fascinated by exotic animals in cages, while at the same time were so incurious about what was happening with the wildlife in their own backyard.

"I should be roaming the jungles of Thailand, not cooped up in a zoo," he said, echoing the concerns of the Saggy Baggy Elephant, who last month said Melbourne Zoo's calls for the public to help give her a new name were "bogus" and "crap".

The Saggy Baggy Elephant also expressed frustration that no-one paid any attention to her requests to go back to the Jolly Jungle.

The Euro: Beggar-Thy-Currency

Ilargi from 'The Automatic Earth' writes [23/3/10]:

... All major Anglo news outlets have stories about how the EU is falling apart, how battles are going on left, right and center, and Germany is loving it. Still, you have to wonder what the editorial board at the New York Times, or Wolfgang Münchau at the Financial Times, or all the others, are thinking (or smoking). For all I can tell, they may well be on Berlin's payroll. The stories they write play right into Merkel's hands. ...

Why Does This Event Cost $100 To Attend?

Half page advertisement in the Murdoch press for the Queensland Government's Growth Summit debate

Speaking of limits to growth, this Council pumping station at Southport is really making a big stink lately

These courting masked plovers say solar should be the future, not coal. "China could bankrupt Australia tomorrow morning if they wanted," they said.

An Interview With Arundhati Roy

Democracy Now! Broadcast [22/3/10]:

... AMY GOODMAN: Before we go into the very interesting journey you took, you arrive here on the seventh anniversary of the US invasion of Iraq. You were extremely outspoken on the war and have continued to be. I remember seeing you at Riverside Church with the great Howard Zinn, giving a speech against the war. What are your thoughts now, seven years in? And how it’s affected your continent, how it’s affected India?

ARUNDHATI ROY: Well, I think the—you know, the saddest thing is that when the American elections happened and you had all the rhetoric of, you know, change you can believe in, and even the most cynical of us watched Obama win the elections and did feel moved, you know, watching how happy people were, especially people who had lived through the civil rights movement and so on, and, you know, in fact what has happened is that he has come in and expanded the war. He won the Nobel Peace Prize and took an opportunity to justify the war. It was as though those tears of the black people who watched, you know, a black man come to power were now cut and paste into the eyes of the world’s elite watching him justify war.

And from where I come from, it’s almost—you know, you think that they probably don’t even understand what they’re doing, the American government. They don’t understand what kind of ground they stand on. When you say things like “We have to wipe out the Taliban,” what does that mean? The Taliban is not a fixed number of people. The Taliban is an ideology that has sprung out of a history that, you know, America created anyway.

Iraq, the war is going on. Afghanistan, obviously, is rising up in revolt. It’s spilled into Pakistan, and from Pakistan into Kashmir and into India. So we’re seeing this superpower, in a way, caught in quicksand with a conceptual inability to understand what it’s doing, how to get out or how to stay in. It’s going to take this country down with it, for sure, you know, and I think it’s a real pity that, in a way, at least George Bush was so almost obscene in his stupidity about it, whereas here it’s smoke and mirrors, and people find it more difficult to decipher what’s going on. But, in fact, the war has expanded. ...

Another Response From The Gold Coast City Council Re: Aerial Spraying

Last month we asked the Gold Coast City Council some questions about aerial spraying of mosquitoes.

Today [24/3/10] Council's Pest Management Unit have sent a response:

In reference to your e-mail, Council uses two larvicides to control mosquito larvae in the salt marshes. Both are used by both land based and aerial methods. The formulations of Teknar and Vectobac contain a bacterial agent, specific to mosquito larvae, called Bacillus thuringiensis israelensis (commonly known as B.t.i.). These products are formulated using the bacteria which occurs naturally in the environment and when ingested by the mosquito larvae, reacts with the mosquito's alkaline digestive juices. The formulations of Prolink and Biopren contain S-methoprene, an insect growth regulator which mimics a juvenile growth hormone in the mosquito larvae and prevents then from reaching the mature adult stage. Both products are applied at a critical time of the mosquito's development, and a window of only one or two days is available to apply the products to the marshes. The mosquitoes targeted are capable of going from the egg to adult in as little as five days, They are usually not visible after hatching until 36 - 48 hours old and after they reach the after reaching the fourth instar stage at four days old are not affected by either product. B.t.i. and S-methoprene are the only products allowed to be used in the Moreton Bay Marine Park and GCCC holds permits to apply these products.

Both these products are registered for the purpose by the Federal Government and are recommended by the World Health Organisation, who approve their use in drinking water in many overseas communities to combat diseases such as malaria, dengue fever, west Nile virus among others. Gold Coast City Council is under obligation by State Government laws to control mosquitoes to assist in preventing the spread of diseases such as Ross River virus and Barmah Forest virus, which occur in the South East Queensland area.

As the aerial spraying occurs over salt marshes owned by GCCC and Qld Government, and given the narrow window of opportunity to first find, and then treat the larvae, it is not possible to notify all residents of spraying.

The GCCC's Pest Management Unit holds a limited list of people to be contacted prior to spraying, principally these are people who work in the salt marsh areas that are treated, people who live near the helicopter landing zones and some members of the aquaculture industry. If you wish to be notified of our aerial larviciding programs, please advise us of your name, address and best contact phone number and we will make every attempt to contact you to notify you of any treatments in the future.

Time For Strong Protection Of East Coast Oceans

ACF Media Release [24/3/10]

The Australian Conservation Foundation has urged the government to show its commitment to Australia’s oceans by protecting the Coral Sea and other significant marine areas off the east coast.

The federal government today announced ‘areas for further assessment’ in the East Marine Region but Environment Minister Peter Garrett said he had “no plan to establish [the Coral Sea] as one large no take marine park”.

ACF spokesperson Amy Hankinson said the Ministers comments pre-empted the consultation process.

“The science tells us big super fast fish need big protected areas to thrive. That’s why we need full protection for the Coral Sea and why this announcement is not enough,” Ms Hankinson said.

“ACF will continue to work with the government and other stakeholders to ensure a network of large marine sanctuaries was established in the region, including the world’s largest in the Coral Sea.

“The outcome of the marine planning process in the East Marine region will be a key test of the federal government’s commitment to protecting Australia’s unique oceans.

“This is an election year and International Year of Biodiversity. The Federal Government needs to show it is committed to protecting our oceans – we haven’t seen this yet.”

The Coral Sea is renowned for its near-pristine coral reefs and large marine wildlife such as whales, turtles and oceanic sharks.

The East Marine Region covers 2.4 million square kilometres and stretches from Cape York and the Coral Sea down to Bermagui on the south coast of NSW. It supports globally significant collection of marine life. But less than 1 per cent of it is protected. Important features include seamount chains, deep canyons and the powerful East Australian Current used by migrating humpback whales.

Premier Unveils Plans For Huge Underground Distraction

An artist's impression of the "Don't Go There Express"

The Queensland Premier announced today that test drilling is about to begin on a Huge Underground Distraction for Brisbane.

"Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour!" she said.

The Premier also said breadwinners in fluorescent vests, construction helmets, rectangular-framed glasses and lanyards will study a corridor through which the "Don't Go There Express" will travel.

"Jobs, Jobs, Jobs! she said.

Proposed routes for the "Don't Go There Express" include: The Jayent Patel Line, The Asset Sale Line, The Rusty Crusty Tugun Desal Plant Line, Black Deaths in Custody Line, Exporting Coal and Climate Change to the World Line and the Gordon Nuttall Overpass.

The Premier did not include realistic, sensible and urgently needed public transport infrastructure including completion of the Sunshine Coast line or Gold Coast line in her announcement.

"This project will be the single largest Underground Distraction in Queensland's history," she said, as the media nodded along in unison.

Caroona Farmer's Blockade A Historic Victory Over Coal Industry Greed: Greens Media Release [24/3/10]

Today marks the end of the 615 day successful blockade of BHP Billiton's coal mining expansion into the Liverpool Plains.

Greens MP and mining spokesperson Lee Rhiannon has congratulated the farmers and the community for keeping the blockade alive until the Supreme Court upheld their right to refuse BHP Billiton access to their farms to explore for coal.

"I congratulate the Caroona community for this historic victory of people power overcoming the might of mining giant BHP Billiton," said Ms Rhiannon.

"The win for the Caroona community is a win for all. Our prime agricultural land must be protected. It is too valuable to mine.

"The successful Caroona blockade symbolised the strong will of local farmers to protect their land and water resources from any damage by coal mining.

"The recent NSW Supreme Court decision found that BHP Billiton cannot lawfully enter any farming lands in the Liverpool Plains to explore for coal without prior landholder consent.

"BHP Billiton broke the law by failing to notify landholders and mortgagees of its desire to enter their properties for exploration purposes.

"The Greens were proud to support the farmer's campaign. Greens Senators Bob Brown and Scott Ludlam have visited this region and send their congratulations on this historic day.

"Last year I moved legislation to quarantine agricultural lands and water from damaging mining activity. Unfortunately the bill was defeated by one vote.

"The government still has work to do to ensure that every effort is taken to protect the rich farming lands of the Liverpool Plains.

"I visited the blockade several times to give the Greens' support to the community and have spoken about their extraordinary efforts in the NSW Parliament.

"The Supreme Court decision signals the need for fairer access arrangements between mining companies and landholders.

"The NSW Government also needs to make good its commitment to undertake a detailed scientific assessment of the potential impact of any mining on local water resources, and to make the results available to the public," said Ms Rhiannon.

That's What I Call "Long Life" Milk!

One litre carton of Coles Organic Milk purchased at West End [22/3/10]

Dear Coles,

Hi! We purchased a one litre carton of Coles brand organic milk from your West End (Brisbane) outlet yesterday evening [22/3/10].

It has a use by date of 08/05/10 T: 15:09 and PKT# 09313 B: 13237 printed on the top.

That seems like a very long time for milk, is that correct or has there been a mistake?

Thanks,

Interview With Richard Bell (Not Forgiven Or Forgotten)

From Kasia Janczewski's Art Column in the February 2010 edition of the Avid Reader Bookshop's newsletter:

Wrapped up in a woolen coast and scarf, I was rescued from the cold streets of SoHo in NYC by Brisbane artist, Richard Bell who welcomed me into his studio at Location One, where he is fulfilling a ten month International Fellowship that started in October 2009.

Bell is an infamous and celebrated Indigenous voice in the visual arts landscape of Australia who is not afraid to confront this predominantly white industry and audience with the persisting issues of racism and cultural imperialism that affect Aboriginal people. He vehemently protests the commodification of Indigenous culture by the Western art world which he outlined in the 2002 essay, Bell's Theorem: Aboriginal Art - It's a White Thing! ...

Interestingly, his experience of Americans had revealed their familiarity with the current political context and social reality of Indigenous Australians. This awareness was especially connected to the world coverage of the "Apology to Australia's Indigenous People" delivered by Prime Minister Kevin Rudd in 2008, which was flagged by the title of his show ["I Am Not Sorry"]. Bell openly denounced the 'Apology' as an "empty and vacuous" gesture during our interview, exclaiming, "Sorry, but...." in relation to his absolute opposition to government initiatives like the Northern Territory Intervention which he described as racist and unfounded. ...

'Blah Blah' And 'Der' Have Mass Debate: Australia Loses

Can I just say that frankly, this is not democracy

Two neocons banging their heads together with a mostly compliant media playing along is not leadership, is not governance and is not democracy.

These three debates are pointless.

'Blah Blah' and 'Der' are never going to truthfully answer challenging questions put to them about health policy for the benefit of the citizenry ie: about political point scoring (which as the ABC's Lyndal Curtis rightly pointed out - Australians are "heartily sick of"), escalating out of pocket costs for the privately insured, and the failure of the casemix system in regional Victoria.

Our political landscape doesn't have to be a confected, controlled spectacle.

It's time 'Blah Blah' called the election, so the people can decide if they want his neocon health policy, 'Der's' neocon health policy or some actual political representation in the form of more diversity in The Senate.

Australia can have a more equitable, accessible and efficient health care system if the government diverts the taxes it tips into private health care to the public health system.

The tragic deaths at Bundaberg Hospital may never have happened if neoliberal ideologues weren't allowed to run Queensland's public health service like a corporation, instead of a social service.

Ask your candidates where they stand.

'Blah Blah' and 'Der' are doing a comparably excellent job representing the interests of the private health industry.

Who needs a worm?

Population Growth A Threat To Biodiversity: ACF Media Release [23/3/10]

The Australian Conservation Foundation has nominated human population growth as a “key threatening process” to Australia’s biodiversity under the Environment Protection and Biodiversity Conservation Act 1999 (the EPBC Act).

“The bigger our population gets, the harder it is for us to reduce greenhouse pollution, protect natural habitats near urban and coastal areas and ensure a good quality of life for all Australians,” said ACF’s director of strategic ideas, Charles Berger.

“More people means more roads, more urban sprawl, more dams, more transmission lines, more energy and water use, more pollutants in our air and natural environment and more pressure on Australia’s animals, plants, rivers, reefs and bushland.

“We need to improve urban and coastal planning and management of environmental issues, but we can’t rely on better planning alone to protect our environment. Rapid population growth makes sustainable planning nearly impossible, so stabilising Australia’s population by mid-century should be a national policy goal.”

The EPBC Act nomination cites many government reports that acknowledge the direct link between population growth and environmental degradation.

The nomination looks at four specific areas where human population growth is directly affecting native species and ecological communities – the coastal wetlands of South East Queensland, Mornington Peninsula and Westernport Bay in Victoria, the Fleurieu Peninsula in South Australia and the Swan Coastal Plain in Western Australia.

ACF is calling on the Government to set a population policy that will:

Stabilise Australia’s population by mid-century.
Increase humanitarian migration and continue to support family reunions, but substantially reduce skilled migration.
Return Australia’s overall migration to 1990s levels.
Adequately fund strategies to minimise the environmental impact of population growth.

Is Brisbane's Latest Catastrophe The "Clem 7" Or The "Clem Jones" Tunnel?

Is Nanomedicine The Future For Modern Medicine?

I wasn't surprised that my question wasn't selected for Professor Matt Trau to answer following his BrisScience presentation at Customs House last night [22/3/10]:

Do you think nanomedical research will eventually make research into the environmental causes of cancer redundant?

One does wonder whether scientists and medical researchers know if the concentration of carcinogens on the planet have reached a tipping point, rendering any research into the impacts of pollution on health pointless.

Either that, or we are getting close:

Air pollution accounts for at least 4 per cent of hospitalisations of babies and children, a new Australian Institute of Health and Welfare (AIHW) report estimates. ...

Or is this boom in the diagnostic and preventative aspects of nanomedical research (which according to Professor Trau has surpassed even research into the application of nanotechnology in the provision of alternative energy) merely capitalising on an exciting new captive market?

This is a Black Faced Cuckoo Shrike. He flies over and sits quietly on the powerline outside our apartment every month or so. He looks at us, and we look at him. Then he flies off.

Man is not an island, and we cannot keep destroying nature because we think we can beat the biosphere with our limited ability to make some technofix that would work for any sustainable population of human beings.

Penny For Your Thoughts On The CPRS

QUT Faculty of Law Free Public Lecture Series 2010 presents
Senator the Hon Penny Wong
Minister for Climate Change, Energy Efficiency and Water

Monday 12 April 2010
Gardens Point Theatre QUT Gardens Point Campus 10.30am Refreshments
11.00am Lecture
12 noon Lecture concludes

The Speaker
Penny Wong was born in Malaysia and moved to Australia when she was eight. Before entering Parliament, Penny Wong was a barrister and solicitor in Adelaide and worked as an adviser to the Carr Government in New South Wales. She was elected as a Labor Senator for South Australia in November 2001 and began her term in July 2002. In December 2007 Penny was appointed to the Federal Cabinet in the new Rudd Labor Government as the Minister for Climate Change and Water, and in March 2010 the Prime Minister added the Energy Efficiency portfolio to her responsibilities. Penny is responsible for the co-ordination, implementation and delivery of the Government's climate change, energy efficiency and water policies including the design and implementation of the Governments Carbon Pollution Reduction Scheme (CPRS).

The Topic
The lecture will cover the programmes and policies of the Carbon Pollution Reduction Scheme (CPRS); Renewable Energy Target (RET) and Energy Efficiency.

Registration
Register by 29 March 2010 by email to qutlawpubliclectures@qut.edu.au
Registered attendees may claim 1 CPD point for the Queensland Bar Association and Queensland Law Society

What Is This Muck?

Went down for a spot of fishing on the Broadwater at Labrador this evening [21/3/10] and saw about ten square metres of oily, bright green and purply scum accumulated around the mouth of the stormwater drain in the area adjacent to the roadworks widening on Brisbane Road/Marine Parade.

Yuck.

We've told the Gold Coast City Council and will let you know what we learn.

Bike Week 2010

Southport Library

A Gold Coast City Council Media Release states [17/3/10]:

Bicycle enthusiasts on the Gold Coast will soon have greater access to information on all things cycling, with the establishment a new bicycle user group.

Mayor Ron Clarke today presented a cheque for $5,000 to former Olympic gold medal cyclist and president of newly-formed Bicycle Gold Coast, Sara Carrigan, to help establish the group’s new website.

... To go into the draw to win a cruiser bike, subscribe to the Parks e-newsletter at www.goldcoastcity.com.au/parks

Entries close 13 April and winners will be announced 16 April 2010.

This is a nice gesture, but like the rest of South East Queensland, what the Gold Coast needs is properly linked, safe bike paths - and any contribution toward that would be most welcome.

Labrador Community Garden, Musgrave Park

Last October, we reported that the Howard Group (who developed Sphere) were in the process of constructing a Community Garden in Musgrave Park, Labrador:

The garden will feature:

* 50 accessible raised garden beds 8m2 in area and 600mm in height, for growing vegetables and flowers
* a 1.8m high perimeter fence
* storage facilities for gardening tools and equipment
* space for future expansion of the garden over time

Last week we went for a meander through this lovely park with it's big old trees and natural water features to check out how the community garden was progressing.

We spied a partially completed fence:

Piles of mulch and rocks:

Many charming sculptures:

'I saw the angel in the marble and I carved to set him free', Simon Laws and Donna Marcus [2007]

A plaque on site states:

Marcus and Laws are two local artists who were in part inspired by the now almost extinct tyre swan that could often be found in post-war suburban gardens. These swans followed in the long tradition of Australian do-it-yourself improvisation where seemingly useless materials are refashioned into something new.

Some of the art works double as a pleasant place to rest while your four legged friend (Musgrave Park is one of Council's 10 "Dog Agility Parks" on the Gold Coast) sniffs every single blade of grass:

There's also the "Titans Bridge":

No evidence of any garden beds as yet, but we're sure the Howard Group won't let the community down.

Another Year, Another Post - 4

Layla Anwar writes [19/3/10] on 'An Arab Woman Blues - Reflections in a sealed bottle':

Well I did warn, I did say I am not sure how or when this will end...I knew when I turned that key into that locked door, I was opening a can of worms...

Needless to say I had much difficulty falling asleep, and when I eventually did, I was woken up every hour or so with terrible nightmares. I am not sure if nightmare is the correct word, more like very powerful dreams, one sequence after another, that left me drenched in cold sweat, gasping for air...

I could not fall asleep, even though I was dead tired...I kept tossing and turning and out of the blue images of my dying grandmother flashed before my eyes...I saw when uncle handed me her medical report, the first thing I read was - Prognosis Negative. It was too late to do anything. Not that there was much we could do in view of the circumstances...the family decided not to tell her how ill she was...but she knew...

I remember being by her side and holding her frail transparent hands, with the blue veins showing, all dried up...I said " Bibi, it will all be fine " - she smiled and said "I know why am so ill, it's the wars, they killed me...I kept the frights inside and now they are killing me..."

Do those who pride themselves on "Liberation and Mission Accomplished" ever think of how "frights kept inside" actually act like delayed time bombs and bullets? Do the Medical Associations of the "civilized" world, ever consider the long term effects, of such a "negative prognosis" ? I very much doubt it...I very much doubt that Bibi or the thousand others will ever cross their callous indifferent minds...

So against this background of specific memories, I finally managed to doze off, only to be shaken out of this much desired state by potent sequences of a dream...

I dreamt it was pitch black all around me...I was in some airport tarmac, I had just landed and about to cross a border...I was carrying no luggage, there was no suitcase waiting for me...I only had a small plastic bag with essentials in it...

I saw my dad waiting for me on the other side of the fence...I had to go through customs but I had no papers, no documents...they checked and re-checked the contents of my plastic bag, I was delayed...I told my dad, I will join them later on, I am being kept here for a while...

The second sequence was also very potent...I then saw myself in a gathering of men, Arab men from different nationalities...supposedly "supporters of the cause", they were just sitting drinking coffee and smoking...and theorizing...they were Lebanese, Palestinians, Syrians, for the most part...and at the same time they were trying to sell me things, goods -- stuff that was worthless...I said to one of them, but I have already paid you so much, and I got nothing in return, why should I pay you more ? you have given me nothing... he retorted - come on, you know how much we care about you, we even gave you a discount... I replied - a discount for what ?! you gave me nothing, I gave you everything I had... So one of the guys hugged me and said - you know we are brothers and I said - are we really ?....I left this gathering very upset, and headed to the empty street, again it was pitch black...again I was carrying nothing but this plastic bag...

The third sequence was the most telling....as I was walking down that dark street, a car pulls up on the curb, I noticed it had no lights, I felt danger...the man in the car said - have no fear I live here in this street...but he had an Egyptian accent and he was driving a car that had no Egyptian license plates...and in the dream I was not in Egypt...I knew he was lying and that I was in trouble...He got out of the car, he was a very big man, looked like a monster, he just put his hands on my mouth and he tried to rape me...I fought back as hard as I could, I wanted to scream, shout, but he suffocated my voice with his big hands, I had a small alarm in my hand, like a small siren, emitting the same sound when the bombs were about to fall...I sounded the siren, it was loud...I could hear it in the empty street, I was waiting for my "brothers" to show up -- no one did...

I woke up trembling...I felt so nauseous I wanted to vomit, but I had nothing in my stomach to vomit...I laid in bed for a while gathering my senses, reminding myself it was just a dream...only to realize that it was no dream, it was reality... Iraq was betrayed, raped and abandoned by Her Arab "brothers" first..

Baby butcherbird [20/3/10]

Instead of Effectively Addressing Increasingly Apparent Societal Implosion, The Laziest Action Governments Can Take (In Conjunction With Their Buddies In The Media) Is To Marginalize And Vilify The Young

From 'Brisbane 150 Stories 1859 - 2009' by Frank McBride, Helen Taylor, Carmel Black, Brian Rough and Heather Richards (published by Brisbane City Council 2009):

1955 Milk Bar Loafers

Rock'n'Roll Arrives

As youth culture developed in the 1950s, made more visible by its adoption of the scandalous new rock'n'roll music from America, there was widespread concern about the breakdown of community values. The media and police combined to emphasise the menace inherent in this undesirable youth rebellion. The supposed antisocial behaviour of bodgies and widgies was directly linked to rock'n'roll.

Bodgies were a new type of 'inner city tough', loosely modelled on English 'teddy boys'. They wore slicked-back hair, tight trousers, often showing brightly coloured socks, and draped jackets. These distinctive fashions meant that they were easily demonised by the media.

Bodgies, hoodlums and milk bar loafers in Brisbane face trouble from the police! So ran a report in the Courier-Mail in October 1955. In the article, Police Inspector Frank Bischof stated that young men congregating around milk bars and theatres are apt to be drawn into sex orgies and to fight among themselves for the favours of young women.

In 1956, a special bodgie squad was established by the police to root out the new social menace. Gilbert Park in Ashgrove, Shorncliffe Pier and inner city entertainment venues where young poeple met were all targeted. In 1957, the Government established a Parliamentary Select Committee to investigate the bodgie, widgie problem. The Committee's Report affirmed that the worrisome delinquency could be minimised by better family life. It stated that if the child learns to respect the single authority of his father ... he will know how to handle authority without disastrous rebellion in later life. It also expressed concern about mothers using kindergartens as dumping grounds to allow themselves more freedom to pursue desires.

Rock'n'roll made a tentative entry into Brisbane in 1955 with the film Blackboard Jungle, featuring the Bill Haley song 'Rock Around the Clock'. Subsequently, when the film Rock Around the Clock was shown police patrolled the aisles of the cinema, to control the local jive junkies who went along in force and behaved as though they had ants in their pants.

Following this, rock'n'roll dances and concerts became popular. Johnny O'Keefe performed to 2,000 people in City Hall. Concerts were also held at the Stadium and one of these in November 1956 ended in a rock'n'roll riot. During the concert, some members of the audience attempted to dance in the aisles. This was stopped by police, which led to minor destruction of parts of the auditorium and the setting of a fire. Clashes between police and members of the audience continued after the concert in Albert Street and a number of arrests were made.

In 1957, Bill Haley, supported by The Platters, LaVern Baker and Big Joe Turner, performed at the Stadium. The police expressed concern that the audience would be uncontrollable. Haley indicated that if this happened he would immediately play the national anthem to bring people to order.

The exaggeration of the misdemeanors of the young is usually a prelude to murmerings about national service, followed by packing them all off to war.

Couldn’t Happen To A Nicer Lot

'Anonymous Lefty' writes [18/3/10]:

The Tasmanian ALP, trying to smear the Greens, torpedoes its own chances:

The Labor Party caused [a nine-year old girl named] Alice Bellamy’s phone to ring at her home in Spreyton. When she answered, an ALP robocall, an automated message, told her that a vote for the Greens would be a vote to legalise heroin in Tasmania. Alice had to ask her mum what heroin was.

That single event, lasting less than a minute, reported on the front page of the Advocate newspaper on Wednesday, represents the nadir of Tasmanian Labor’s appalling campaign for Saturday’s poll.

Their rationale apparently was that with one quarter of the voting population still undecided, it was time to nail the Greens once and for all. Former premier Paul Lennon had already corralled his Labor and Liberal predecessors Rundle, Field and Gray to put their names to a document warning of the end of the world as we know it if the Greens held the balance of power.

Labor backed it up with its robocalls warning that the Greens would not only decriminalise heroin but what would give long-serving prisoners at Risdon Prison the vote. Think Port Arthur mass murderer Martin Bryant.

If a journalist had written such a libellous summary, they would have transgressed Tasmania’s electoral laws, yet those laws do nothing to stop this garbage being broadcast over the phone lines, with no identification, no authorisation.

It’s weird, isn’t it – there’s a part of the ALP that would rather the Liberals, Family First, anyone to win a seat instead of actual progressives, the Greens. And yet the same people cry foul if they don’t automatically get Green preferences.

It’ll be hard to mourn their passing on the weekend.

Meanwhile, the AEC really needs to do something about unregulated automated political advertising telephone calls, quick smart.

Copenhagen Activists Face Terrorism Charges

News from 'Beyond Talk' [18/3/10]:

Two environmental activists appeared in court today accused of terrorism-related offences during the Copenhagen climate summit in December.

Natasha Verco, an Australian honours student, and Noah Weiss, an American citizen who lives in Denmark, will face similar charges in a trial which is due to last all week.

Verco, who has organised non-violent direct action in her native country and who has been part of the Climate Justice Action (CJA) network in the lead-up to the summit in Copenhagen, has been charged with organising violence, organising public disorder, significant damage to property, and organising disorder during the international talks on climate change which took place in Copenhagen last year. If found guilty, Verco faces a maximum of twelve and a half years in prison.

Speaking a day ahead of the start of the trial, Verco recalled her arrest:

"On December 13 I was riding my bike down by the Copenhagen lakes, and a plainclothes police woman jumped out at me and pushed me off the bike. She took me to an unmarked police van with six or seven plain clothes policemen. I asked them 'Are you randomly picking me up?' and they said 'No, we hunted you'. They held me by myself in an underground carpark for about 16 hours, I think. Then I was taken to Vester prison and held there for three weeks and two days. I was charged the day after I got to prison, but bail was refused because, they said, the investigation was ongoing and I would influence it if I was released."

Verco and Weiss say they both had their phones tapped, along with 17 other activists, which is legal under recently introduced terror legislation in Denmark. Verco said:

"I feel nervous and indignant at the same time, I wonder what the hell they're going to argue because I can't see what evidence they've got for these charges. And looking back at the calls that they've taped, it feels very invasive. Under the new terror laws they can do this, but it seems to me that applying terror laws to activists is steadily eroding the base of our democracy."

Verco was heavily involved in organising the day of action on December 14, but was arrested before it happened. When it took place, she was still being held by police.

"The police say that they prevented anything happening by taking me in. There was no violence, and no disruption of the public infrastructure, because they'd arrested me."

During the fortnight of talks, dozens of protests from the small to mass rallies of 40,000 people, took place; the Danish police arrested nearly 2,000 people. The police are now processing nearly 200 legal complaints about the treatment of the arrestees. Verco and Weiss were both involved with CJA, the network which helped to organise some of the protests during the talks, most notably the Reclaim Power demonstration outside the conference centre for the negotiations.

Apart from Weiss and Verconone of the other activists charged during the protests, including the Greenpeace Four who were arrested and held for three weeks after unfurling a banner during a black tie event, have yet had their court dates set.

Michael Moore's St Patrick's Day Lament

... Within days, the House of Representatives will vote to pass the Senate health care "reform" bill. This bill is a joke. It has NOTHING to do with "health care reform." It has EVERYTHING to do with lining the pockets of the health insurance industry. It forces, by law, every American who isn't old or destitute to buy health insurance if their boss doesn't provide it. What company wouldn't love the government forcing the public to buy that company's product?! Imagine a bill that ordered every citizen to buy the extended warranty on all their appliances? Imagine a law that made it illegal not to own an iPhone? Or how 'bout I get a law passed that makes it compulsory for every American to go see my next movie? Woo-hoo! Who wouldn't love a sweet set-up like this windfall?

Well, the insurance companies -- get this -- don't like the Democrats' bill! That alone should be reason enough to vote for it.

Now, you would think these thieves would love this bill -- but they are actually fighting it. Why? Because it doesn't give them ONE HUNDRED PERCENT of the what they want. It only gives them... 90%! YOU SEE, pure greed demands all or nothing.

The insurance industry hates this bill because it puts a few minor restrictions on them. Six months after its passage they won't be able to deny children coverage if they have a pre-existing condition. How awful! Government interference! SOCIALISM!

But, hey, they'll still be able to deny these children's parents coverage until 2014! So if a parent gets sick and dies in the next four years, I'm sure someone will step in and raise these already-insured orphans. ...

Forward Or Crash

Ilargi from 'The Automatic Earth' writes [17/3/10]:

... We've seen tear gas in Athens recently, and that was just a little taste. As you may know, I’m spending some time in France right now, and it's not hard to predict what will happen here if and when the government starts slashing salaries (as it must soon). The French simply won't understand what's happening, and mass protests will be the result, some peaceful, some violent. It’s every democratic politician's ultimate conundrum: if you don’t tell people the truth, they'll turn against you down the line; if you do tell them, they'll turn against you right away. That makes it obvious to figure out which politicians actually do get elected. Where the government is left, it will swing right, and vice versa, in ever more extreme denominations. ...

This got me thinking about what the Queensland Treasurer was quoted as saying in today's [18/3/10] 'Brisbane Times', in a story about how the Gateway Motorway Toll increases will impact on workers travelling to and from, like, work:

... Mr Fraser said the Gateway Motorway toll hike was "justified" because it would help pay for a $240 million upgrade at the southern end of the road, allowing for six lanes uninterrupted from Nudgee to Carrara.

He denied the toll hike was to boost the appeal of the Government's plan to sell the rights to collect the toll next year.

The new owner will take on the $240 million debt.

"Whether it was in public or private ownership it would have gone up. It's about funding the motorway upgrade," Mr Fraser said.

He said commuters would pay the additional $9 per week for the convenience the upgrade would bring.

"What we expect is this won't have a material impact on traffic on the Gateway Motorway," Mr Fraser said.

"With community transport and public transport not really ... assisting people to get to work, or being able to rely on public transport to get to work, necessitates people having to have a car."

Is he insane? No, seriously. Is he insane? Has he been horribly misquoted, or is this the true state of affairs? People want to pay lots more money to use public roads; public transport is crap so why would you want it to be better; people just have to accept that we have a car-centric society, or else??

Meanwhile, out in the real world:

Word on the street from small business owners and workers is very unhappy. They aren't buying the spin and their rulers' disregard for real people. They are saying that [quote from a local fisherman today]:

"Rudd and the banks are taking away everyone's money and there is nothing left to spend with us. We have been dead since 'New Years', there just aren't any tourists and we're not making any sales. We didn't even go out last night because we still have so much frozen stock on board from last week."

How To Deal With People Who Approach You Seeking Credibility They Don't Deserve

My Invitation From Fox News

On Mar 3, 2010, at 4:52 PM, Lott, Maxim wrote:

Hi Howard,

John Stossel of the FOX Business Network is doing a show this Friday at 6pm on zoning. We’re going to be comparing zoning rules in Cleveland and Houston, and will also have Randal O’Toole on the show. He will say that we need to get rid of zoning because it gives the government planners too much control.

Max--

I was on a John Stoessel ABC show a few years ago and I consider him a completely unethical person, since he used me as a straw man and distorted everything I had to say -- in the editing process.

Randall O'Toole is a shill for the sprawl-builders. You deserve him.

Please tell Stoessel he can kiss my ass.

Jim
James Howard Kunstler
“It’s All Good”

"The Free Market Isn't Free": Matilda

It is understood the mascot for the 2018 Commonwealth Games could be "Stuffy" the road kill koala

Matilda the 1982 Brisbane Commonwealth Games mascot has lashed out at Council's rejection of a proposal for her to sit at the front of a service station on the Gold Coast highway.

"Council's decision plainly illustrates that the free market isn't free," she said at a Press Conference this morning.

"Especially for businesses that come up with really clever and quirky marketing concepts to attract customers that other businesses (usually powerful multi-national ones) think might impact on their trade."

"I'm a dumb as dog shit, pointy-headed redneck reader of the Murdoch Press, and here's my stupid redneck remark about shooting kangaroos heh heh heh"

Your Say

Matilda also baulked at suggestions she could be used for the Gold Coast's 2018 Commonwealth Games bid.

"As if the socialists in Brisbane, some of whom protested against the 1982 Commonwealth Games, want any comparison drawn to the Bjelke-Petersen government's dictatorial imposition of a huge, corporatised sporting event on a community? What do they want me to do? Wheel back and forward along the M1 winking?" she said.

"I'm retired now and all I want to do is sit quietly and stare at the road."

In related news, 27 iconic and historic Gold Coast landmarks are probably now doomed as a result of a recent proposal for them to be listed on the Queensland Heritage Register.

Queensland Politician's Newsletter Alleviates The Effects Of Climate Change

Hooray! The Autumn edition of 'The Croft Report' has arrived!

Queensland is the largest coal exporting state in the entire world. Anna Bligh is in charge of the Queensland Government. Peta-Kaye Croft is the State Member for Broadwater. Someone delivers her newsletter to constituents every once in a while. The front page of the Autumn edition contains plenty of propaganda about the millions of your taxpayer dollars being spent on unnecessary road upgrades. The best use for this newsletter is to create a personal fan. To cool you down. From all the global warming caused by burning fossil fuels. It's too shiny for toilet paper, and too small for the bird cage or the cat's litter tray.

Overworked Air Dancer Collapses On Job

"Tired and emotional": Helensvale Zupps airdancer [17/3/10]

Management refuse to give Air Dancers rest breaks and accuse "Orange Clown" air dancer of being drunk on the job - (source APP)

Poisoned

From 'The Monkey Wrench Gang' by Edward Abbey [1975]:

... The Southwest had once been the place where eastern physicians sent their more serious respiratory cases. No more; the developers - bankers, industrialists, subdividers, freeway builders and public utility chiefs - had succeeded with less than thirty years' effort in in bringing the air of Southwestern cities "up to the standard," that is, as foul as any other.

Doc thought he knew where the poison came from that had attacked the boy's lungs, the same poison eating into the mucous membrans of several million other citizens including himself. From poor visibility to eye irritation, from allergies to asthma to emphysema to general asthenia, the path lay straight ahead, pathogenic all the way. They were already having afternoons right here in Albuquerque when school children were forbidden to play outside in the "open" air, heavy breathing being more dangerous than child molesters. ...

Brisbane To Erect Public Transport Profit Wall

"Papers please"

Queensland's Premier and Brisbane's Lord Mayor have agreed that the solution to South East Queensland's public transport woes is to erect a "Public Transport Profit Wall".

The wall will extend around the perimeter of Brisbane and residents of the city fringe areas such as Redlands, Logan, and Pine Rivers will be banned from public transport.

Commuters on the city's perimeters will be required to undertake security checks at the various checkpoints along the wall, to verify their identities before being allowed on public transport.

Commuters travelling into Brisbane in private cars will also be subject to searches to prove they aren't toll cheats and that they are the only person travelling in the vehicle.

Bus stops will also be fenced off and patrolled, and bus drivers will be issued with copies of the electoral roll so they can verify the citizenship status of any suspect public transport users.

"Sure this might slow things down a bit and seem a bit idiotic, but it's vital that people get the idea that it is entirely unacceptable for their governments to provide an efficient, cost effective, equitable and reliable way of getting around," said the Premier.

"We're all in this together, so I expect the corporate media and Radio Rupert to cough up, chip in and contribute to this solution with bogus talking points and spin," she said.

"I want them to 'hop on board' he, he, he, he, that's funny."

"I agree," said the Lord Mayor.

"Why should Brisbane ratepayers contribute to public transport when we've used all their money to build a privately owned car tunnel which is set to transform the city into a stinking traffic quagmire?" he asked.

Brisbane business owners were not consulted on their economic concerns relating to encouraging customers and their workers getting to work on time, because the wall is part of a larger enterprise that has nothing to do with amenity and mobility, and everything to do with profit.

"Queensland is set to showcase the meanest, nastiest, most inefficient public transport system in the world," said the Lord Mayor.

"Jobs jobs jobs and tourism," said the Premier, tapping her construction helmet.

"Anyway, I'm off to meet the Lord Mayor so that I can furiously agree with him on other matters of neoconservative policy," she said hopping in her shiny gas guzzler.

Multicultural Sausage Sizzle With The Shadow Minister for Immigration and Citizenship (And Friends)

A Message from Stuart Robert MP [16/3/10]: on behalf of the Sir A.W. Fadden Forum

You are cordially invited to meet Scott Morrison MP Member for Cook and Shadow Minister for Immigration and Citizenship

WHY COME TO THIS FUNCTION?

· It will be a great old-fashioned country style fundraiser! · It is supporting three Federal Candidates in the winnable seats of Fadden, Wright & Forde with a fantastic local Member in Stuart Robert MP (Shadow Parliamentary Secretary for Defence and Member for Fadden) & Candidates Hajnal Ban & Bert Van Manen ·

Meet the Federal Shadow Minister for Immigration & Citizenship, Scott Morrison MP and ask him direct questions on Border Protection Policy, Immigration and Population Growth ·

The cost is only $25 per person, $5 per child or $50 for a family

There will be live entertainment & activities such as:

Billy Tea & Damper Demonstrations
Whip Cracking & Boomerang Throwing
Grape Stomping in the Barrels
Animal Nursery & Farm with Animal Feeding
Historical Homesteads & Vineyards to Tour

When
On Sunday 28th March 2010
12:00pm BBQ Lunch
Where
Albert River Wines
869 Mundoolun Connection Road, Tamborine Village
(20 Minutes from Beenleigh towards Beaudesert)

Now THIS is interesting. Why is the developer behind this estate not a household name?:

Barnaby Joyce visits prime example of direct environmental action in Fadden

Shadow Minister for Finance and Debt Reduction Barnaby Joyce recently visited, on Stuart's invitation, Mitchell Enviro Industrial Estate, the world’s first carbon-neutral industrial estate, located on the northern Gold Coast.

Mitchell Enviro Industrial Estate is the only one of its kind in Australia. Boasting a carbon neutral footprint, the estate is the first and only industrial property in Australia to be granted as an authorised EnviroDevelopment by the Urban Development Institute of Australia with a 6 Leaf Certification. The ten acre ‘eco-estate’ is located in the Yatala Industrial Precinct.

Various technologies and processes have been carefully considered and then implemented on Mitchell Enviro Industrial Estate to assist it in being self-sustainable.

The $18 million project was the first industrial subdivision in Australia to exclusively use in-house water and sewage systems. It has no connection to Gold Coast City Council water and sewage infrastructure. All street lighting, water pumps and filtering systems are driven by grid-connected solar power. ...

Is This The Most Number Of Surf Skis Ever On The Gold Coast?

Australian Surf Lifesaving Championships well underway [16/3/10]:

Kurrawa was only for the courageous, and from Bondi to Cottesloe they braved the cyclonic conditions!:

When A Headline Is Bullshit

Has it occurred to you weirdos that the President of the USA doesn't want to bloody well visit the colonies?

Art-loving Australians do not exist, and even if they did, they would resent reporters using cliches to explicate their responsibility for accommodation being booked out across Canberra during US President Barack Obama's visit.

The White House has announced that Mr Obama will arrive in Australia next Thursday and stay for 24 hours.

Luckily the headlines are bullshit.

According to Wotif, there's plenty of accommodation available for the President and his entourage.

There are still rooms available at the Best Western Tall Trees Motel on the evening of the 25th

Women Begin Three Month Trek To Canberra For Peace

A group of five women left Brisbane with the intention of walking to Canberra on Saturday 13th March. Your friends and family are welcome to join the women for sections of the walk. You are welcome to walk up the street, walk for an hour, or walk longer. If you plan to spend the day with us, please bring a packed lunch with you. If you plan to stay overnight, bring your sleeping gear.

What's This All About?

An email from 'GetUp!' to supporters [16/3/10]:

Nearly half a million Australians -- mostly young, Indigenous or migrant Australians -- won't vote at this year's election unless our political leaders pass electoral reforms in the Senate tonight.

In 2006 the Howard Government passed the misleadingly named 'Electoral Integrity Act'. Now Australians only have until 8pm the day election writs are issued to enrol to vote or change their enrolment details, rather than 7 days. 423,975 people enrolled to vote during that 7 day period in 2004 - but under the current law many of those people will miss out.

These laws were a step backward to the days when voting was for some, not for all. Tonight the Senate will debate putting an end to this unfair law - but the amendments are on a knife's edge: Senator Fielding of Family First has the deciding vote.

Our voting rights say so much about our country. We once denied women and Indigenous Australians the right to vote, and so denied them a full place in our society.

Young, Indigenous, migrant and poorer Australians are missing out on a vote because of the Howard Government's changes. These are people we should be making every effort to enfranchise -- and we can't stand for any law that diminishes their opportunity to vote.

Tonight [now Wednesday 7/3/10] the Senate has an opportunity to reverse the Howard Government's changes -- but the bill rests on the vote of Senator Fielding. Can you take a few minutes to get in touch with Senator Fielding and ask him to vote 'yes' to fix Australia's electoral laws?

www.getup.org.au/campaign/our_votes_stopped

We must never again deny nor delay any Australian their right to vote -- never inhibit nor discourage their participation in our democracy. With your support, tonight we can restore a hallmark of our democracy.

Yours in hope,

The GetUp Team.

PS - Every year 17% of Australians move house -- and if you've ever been among them you know that filling out a form for the AEC is pretty low on your huge to-do list. And those of us with kids understand that with everything going on in their lives, many 18-year-olds don't enrol to vote straight away. The most sensible time to update your enrolment details is when the election is called. And that's exactly what hundreds of thousands of Australians have always done -- but this year they could be too late.

Piece Of Local History To Be Preserved:

Gold Coast City Council Media Release [15/3/10]


A 136 year-old building once used as a police lock-up in Nerang is about to find a new home.

Built in 1874, the two-room timber building has been sitting idle on land in the Carrara Stadium precinct since the mid 1980s.

The lock-up was used as part of Albert Shire Council’s Australia Day celebrations at Carrara, until council amalgamation in 1995.

With the redevelopment of Carrara now underway, the building needed to be moved. Division Five Councillor Peter Young said Council’s long-term plan was to make the building part of a permanent heritage attraction in Nerang.

In the meantime, the old lock-up will be transported to Council land at Pimpama where it will undergo some basic restoration.

Robert Longhurst, in his book “Nerang Shire: a history to 1949”, described the lock-up as “the most necessary of public facilities”, a building which helped to guarantee Nerang’s survival.

Cr Young said while Council was funding the building’s relocation, he was most appreciative of the generous assistance from ENERGEX in transporting it.

“I know there have been some logistical challenges in organising the transport of the building, so their expertise has been invaluable,” he said.

ENERGEX South Coast Asset Manager Gary Madigan said the organisation was more than happy to help in preserving this piece of Gold Coast history.

“ENERGEX has a strong community focus and each year the organisation and its staff carry out a range of environmental and sustainability activities and events,” Mr Madigan said.

“On the Gold Coast these have included Junior Landcare tree planting and environmental awareness days in conjunction with Landcare Queensland, while ENERGEX has linked with SEQ Catchments and Gold Coast environmental management company Gecko Regen to help save the endangered Richmond Birdwing Butterfly.”

Intriguing. Especially given that the actual stadium is approximately 500 metres from the old lockup.

And if the old lockup has to be relocated, what's going to happen to the dozen or so beautiful old trees?

$126 million to knock down a stadium and rebuild it is, well, to be quite Frank, obscene.

And on Monday, the Premier announced an extra $11.9 million would go towards a permanent undercover southern stand incorporating solar panels.

Why?

Perhaps her priority should be how the people are going to get to the Stadium?

... Meanwhile, Premier Anna Bligh says south-east Queensland councils need to 'pitch in' to pay more of the cost of public transport.

Brisbane City Council Lord Mayor Campbell Newman recently complained that commuters who live outside Brisbane city are crowding the bus network, and the State Government should take control.

Ms Bligh has told a Tourism and Transport Forum (TTF) lunch in Brisbane that the State Government has doubled its funding for public transport over the last six years.

She says more services could be provided in the south-east if other councils made the same funding contribution as Brisbane. ...

Hold The Press!: Most Newspaper Stories Not Actually News

Stating the bleeding obvious. Professor Panic delivered the 2010 "Unmentionable Constraints On Media Research" lecture

Australian newspaper readers are reeling at the findings of a recent study which has revealed more than half of newspaper stories are not actually news.

The research, undertaken by Professor Panic of the Ponds Institute's "No Shit Sherlock" Unit involved analysing more than 2,000 articles from 10 newspapers.

Shock, fury and outrage rippled around the country at the surprising discovery most newspaper stories were not actually news.

Speaking at the annual "Unmentionable Constraints On Media Research" lecture, Professor Panic said that his research was "earth shattering" compared to other concerns recently aired by Malcolm Fraser and Tony Fitzgerald.

"Like ozzer academics, I am quite comfortable with my role in the paradigm as ze token voice of dizzent," he said.

"If I actually zaid anyzing about ze appalling state of media ownership in zis country and how zat is having a detrimental effect on ze democracy, ozzers might do ze same, and Australians might start agitating for change," he added.

"And ve certainly don't vant zat, do ve?"

Professor Panic said his research also illustrated that there was a role for public relations and marketing, especially when it came to publicising the activities and research of the "No Shit Sherlock" Unit.

"If I vas to actually say anyzing uzeful, zat vould tip my journalist vriends in zee poo, and my cozy little vorld vould crumble," he said.

ACF Says ‘Just Add Water’ To Endangered Murray Wetlands:

Media Release [15/3/10]

The Australian Conservation Foundation has decided to enter the water market, buy around 200 million litres of water and add it to the Hattah Lakes wetlands in Victoria.

“Wetlands are the natural filters and nurseries of our river systems, but more than 90 per cent of wetlands in the Murray-Darling Basin have been lost, mainly because too much water is being taken out for irrigation,” said ACF’s Dr Paul Sinclair.

“The Federal Government has been buying water and returning it to desperately dry wetlands, including the Hattah Lakes, but more needs be done.”

ACF, supported by mecu limited, plans to buy an estimated 200 million litres (more than 80 Olympic size swimming pools) in April. The water will be delivered to Hattah Lakes in May via the Victorian Department of Sustainability and Environment’s environmental watering program and help build on previous waterings.

“The Queensland floods will provide some temporary relief for the environment and farmers, but it is short term relief and won’t address the core problem in the Murray-Darling, which is the over-extraction of water for irrigation,” Dr Sinclair said.

“Many people are frustrated by the slow pace of action to rescue the Basin’s wetlands.

“Polling by Auspoll in NSW, Victoria and South Australia shows 89 per cent of people think the Murray-Darling is dangerously degraded and needs to be fixed now.”

ACF is giving people the opportunity to directly participate in reviving a wetland by donating $15 to the Just Add Water initiative ($15 is expected to buy around 75,000 litres, based on recent average water prices and including transaction costs).

“Concerned Australians will be putting a little bit of water back into the Basin. The Federal Government could go a long way towards fixing the problem by making sure the best available scientific knowledge drives the establishment of sustainable diversion limits in the upcoming Murray-Darling Basin Plan,” Dr Sinclair said.

“By being part of ACF’s Just Add Water initiative people will send a strong message to Water Minister Penny Wong that Australians expect the Basin Plan to protect and improve the health of our rivers for the benefit of all Australians.”

"Begat-gate"! Religion Reeling From Shock Revelation: Irad did not Begat Mehujael

And the Lord said: "Mind your begats"

Religions over the world are today reeling over a shocking revelation that questions the entire basis of their beliefs. An atheist conference in Melbourne, Australia, heard the earth-shattering news on Sunday [15/3/10].

Controversial realist, Richard Dawkins showed the conference a series of stolen memos found by Russian removalists in the basement of a 3rd century monastery. According to the memos, the earliest writers of the book of Genesis were aware from the outset that the raw data clearly stated that Irad was impotent and had never begat anyone.

The records showed that he did have a pet cat called Mehujael.

The conference was told that the memos and file notes exchanged between the ancient scribes showed that a monk called Jones had come up with "a trick" to "hide the broken link" in the begatting chain. By hiding the broken link and changing the results in later texts, the begatting continues.

Senator Church-a-lot was quoted yesterday as describing the shock revelation as "shattering."

"Well that's it then," he said.

"If the chain of begats has been fabricated the whole basis of my belief system crumbles. I refuse to follow some blind faith which ignores such compelling evidence and continues its quest for world domination regardless of the evidence."

Rationalists are holding reach out sessions to give counselling to anyone traumatised by the revelation.

Windy Weekend By The Water

Pandanus, Burleigh Heads National Park

Now that's dedication! Saturday afternoon fishing from the Burleigh seawall

Says it all really. Hummer with big exhaust pipes, iron cross logo and plates: "DSTROY", Grand Hotel, Labrador

Coombabah wetlands, where the roos range free, the trees sing, and people leave their big old muddy boots behind!

Meow! Oxley Drive

A Broadbeach icon

Curious "rorschachesque" logo, Surfers Paradise

Plover mum on the nest, grateful to the kind gardener with the witch's hats. Traffic island opposite Pit Lane, Surfers Paradise

Brisbane Architectural Identity Misses Out On A Mention (Again)

Andrea Stombuco

The 'Brisbane Times' reports [14/3/10] that heritage listed Palma Rosa at Hamilton sold at auction yesterday for $3.7 million.

Apart from a puzzling reference to "protestors", without any providing further detail about what the auction protestors wanted, the story didn't mention that Palma Rosa's designer and builder was prominent Brisbane architect Andrea Stombuco.

Even the horribly useless and unreliable 'Sunday-Mail' managed to give some detail of the protest - evidently Palma Rosa was owned by the English Speaking Union, and some members were opposed to the sale.

But do you reckon either of these publications (or any other Brisbane media outlet) are going to tell you what the strange shenanigans surrounding the sale of this property are really all about?

In any case, the failure of both 'Brisbane Times' and the 'Sunday-Mail' to mention Andrea Stombuco isn't an unusual omission for Brisbane.

Back in 2004, the Museum of Brisbane held an exhibition of Patrick Bingham-Hall's photographs, incorporating splendid examples of Brisbane's building heritage. The wide range of buildings including churches, pubs and commercial premises offered the viewer a sense of the importance of saving the treasures of our past, as well as an expression of hope that South East Queensland architecture would progress in a way that continues to take advantage of the balmy climate and laid back lifestyle.

Disappointingly (and not only because this vision obviously didn't eventuate), the exhibition (and Bingham-Hall's related book 'A Short History of Brisbane Architecture') did not include any of Stombuco's influential works.

An Italian immigrant, Stombuco was an architect, sculptor and stonemason. He was responsible for many buildings constructed in Brisbane in the latter half of the 19th century. His best known work, Her Majesty's Theatre, was disgracefully demolished in the mid-1980s and replaced by the Hilton, yet his influence on Brisbane architecture prevails.

Palma Rosa

Further examples of Stombuco's domestic architecture include elite homes such as the landmark Petrie Mansions (or Illawarra Buildings) on Petrie Terrace, The Moreton Club (formerly known as "Bertholme"), the Briars at New Farm and Mountview House at Spring Hill. He was also responsible for several Gothic-style churches such as St Patricks in Fortitude Valley, along with the Benjamin Brothers' warehouse in Elizabeth Street, Brisbane CBD, and school buildings at All Hallows' and St Joseph's.

Mountview House and All Hallows

As well as being an architect, Stombuco was an inventive and colourful renaissance man of Brisbane's late 19th century. At one stage, he lived in Spring Hill and for two years was publican at the Royal Oak Hotel in Leichhardt Street. He was a man of taste with an interest in pleasing surroundings. His awareness of civic sanitation, lead to his developing a water closet, which although ingenious in design, and despite many attempts, was never approved by the health authorities. The sumptuous style and artistry of his buildings has had an important aesthetic influence on Brisbane architecture that deserves acknowledgement.

If you're interested in the man and his work, there are a couple of books you might want to check out:

'Stombuco: The Building of Brisbane in the 19th Century' by Piero Giorgi [1998] and

'Stombuco Heritage Tour', University of Queensland Applied History Centre [1999]

"Did you know, lad, there are some plants that can move?"

Mr Whitehead (Appleyard College's gardener) in 'Picnic At Hanging Rock'

Flecker Botanic Gardens, Cairns:

Pitcher Plants in the Orchid House

Cannonball Tree and Ginger Plant

Yodelling Black Butcherbird

EFA Welcomes Liberal Call For Greater Liberties: Media Release [12/3/10]

Do Electronic Frontiers Australia really trust the Liberals to do the right thing on draconian policies such as the proposed internet filter?

Electronic Frontiers Australia (EFA) today welcomes the comments made by the Shadow Treasurer, the Hon. Joe Hockey MP, on the Government's proposal to effectively censor the Internet.

In a speech delivered the Grattan Institute last night, Mr Hockey said that the Government's mandatory Internet filtering policy "is likely to be unworkable in practice."

"Mr Hockey correctly identified several of the fundamental problems in the Government's mandatory Internet filtering policy," said Peter Black, EFA's campaign manager.

"Most importantly that the filter will not stop children from accessing inappropriate content and will not prevent criminals from accessing and distributing sexual abuse material."

...

Mr Hockey's speech coincided with a new campaign launched by EFA this week, Lobby a Lib.

"It is looking increasingly likely that our best chance to stop the filter from ever becoming law is to convince the Liberal Party to vote against in the Senate," said Black.

"That is why we are encouraging people who disagree with the Government's impractical and costly policy of Government censorship, to visit or write to Liberal Party Members of Parliament or Senators."

The Lobby a Lib campaign is part of the broader Open Internet campaign, which is centred around a new website, OpenInternet.com.au, blog, and Facebook fan page, that together acts as campaign hub for all the different individuals and organisations that are campaigning against the Government's mandatory Internet filtering policy.

Why not lobby every Senator rather than just the Liberal Party?

Or is this merely a case of "whatever you do don't mention The Greens"?

Despite Kerry O'Brien's best efforts, Finance Minister Lindsay Tanner did his utmost not to acknowledge that The Greens (or independent senators) hold any influence whatsoever on the political process

Repco Rally - Show Me The Money Minister Macdonald:

Greens Media Release [11/3/10]

Greens MP Ian Cohen today asked the Minister for State and Regional Development, Ian Macdonald, about the negligible impact the Repco Rally had on the coffers of the Tweed Shire. According to figures provided by Tweed Tourism, in September 2009 - the month of the Repco Rally - there was an increase in visitor nights by only 867 compared to September of 2008 and an increase in takings from all accommodation by only $850,000 compared to the previous year.

"In the house today I asked the Minister whether he would agree that the Rally's Socio-Economic Impact Assessment was grossly overstated.The Rally's SEIA claimed the event "is estimated to increase tourist visitor nights by up to 92,000" and would bring $30 million dollars to the area," said Mr Ian Cohen.

"I also asked whether the Minister would agree that, comparing visitor numbers recorded by Tweed Tourism in September 2008 and September 2009 - an increase of only 626 people across the whole month- is a negligible impact unlikely to generate the touted $30 million dollars in revenue for the area.

"The Minister responded by saying that he was committed to the Rally for another nine years and again crowed about what a great event the 2009 Rally was. The hype and spin the Minister continues to put outabout this Rally defies the reality. Whilst some local businesses made good money over a three day event, I don't believe this will equate to the $30 million dollar profit the Rally's promoters had been touting."

"Given the data I have been receiving about what a blip this event was on the Tweed Tourism spreadsheet, I look forward to a full and thorough review of the Rally's financial impact before we see ninemore years of it. Given the Minister's enthusiasm for future Rallies prior to the Review's findings I don't hold out much hope for proper process."

Health Safety Requires Labelling Of Nano Sunscreens:

Greens Media Release [12/3/10]

Greens MP and health spokesperson is calling on the NSW government to move towards mandatory labelling of nano-sunscreens, with yet another published research study showing the health risks of applying sunscreens using nanoparticles ("Sunscreens could damage your health, researcher warns", SMH, page 3 http://tiny.cc/Vmlzy)

"Australians have become a sunscreen happy nation. The sensible thing is not to give up sunscreen but for governments to require labelling where nano ingredients are used," Ms Rhiannon said.

"The research findings by Amanda Barnard of the CSIRO should sound alarm bells within the NSW and federal governments. This study further underlines the need for product labelling.

"Labelling will allow consumers the choice of which sunscreen they decide to slap on themselves and their children.

"Invisible sunscreen, made possible through the use of nanotechnology, has been shown to risk cancer and even birth defects because of the capacity of extremely small particles to enter cells and damage DNA.

"The NSW government's excuse that labelling of nanoparticles could deter people from using sunscreens is a flimsy one.

"Consumers deserve protection from the risks created by both UV and nanotechnology.

"The Therapeutic Goods Association's reluctance to take a precautionary approach and advocate for mandatory labelling of nano-sized particles in sunscreen and cosmetics is disappointing.

"The extremely small size of nanoparticles mean they are readily taken into the bloodstream, where they can move into organs and tissues, including the brain, heart, liver and nervous system.

"Concerned scientists say nano-technology is emerging as another risky 'wonder' product like asbestos and DDT.

"The NSW government's response to the NSW Parliamentary Inquiry into Nanotechnology, clearly identified the health and environment risk of nanotechnology.

"The evidence is on the table. It is now incumbent on both levels of government to act," Ms Rhiannon said.

Sydney's True Underbelly - Juanita Nielson 2010 Annual Lecture:

Greens Media Release [11/3/10]

Who: Guest Speaker: Greens MP Sylvia Hale speaking on 'The Greens - mainstream party or minor irritant?'

Where: Mori Gallery, 168 Day Street, Sydney

When: 6:15pm for 6:30pm start, Monday 22 March 2010

Audiences have been drawn to the Underbelly television series, but the story of Juanita Nielsen's role in the development of Kings Cross is equally compelling. Publisher of the independent paper NOW and active campaigner against high-rise development in Kings Cross, Juanita Nielsen disappeared in July 1975. Her murderers were never brought to justice. The circumstances of her disappearance remain unresolved but it is commonly believed that she was murdered for her stand on the environment and the rights of low-income residents.

The police investigation has been re-opened. Since 2001, NSW Greens MP and Senate Candidate Lee Rhiannon has organised an annual lecture celebrating Juanita Nielsen's life and work. Greens MP Sylvia Hale, elected to NSW parliament in 2003, will speak to the topic of: 'The Greens - mainstream party or minor irritant?' Sylvia has fought tirelessly against corrupt developers, championing the same fights against over development that Juanita Nielsen led in the 70's.

She has worked with prison officers and prisoners in the fight against privatisation of NSW jails, and has played a key role in establishing independent publishing in Australia. Dr Shirley Fitzgerald, a City of Sydney Historian and adjunct Professorat UTS, will introduce the life and times of Juanita Nielsen. Free. RSVP to 0468 540 203 or JNlecture@gmail.com

"… Onetta here in the corner stand and wonders where she is.
And it's strange to her, some people seem to have everything.

9am on the hour hand and she's waiting for the bell.
And she's looking real pretty. She's waiting for her clientele. …"

'She Works Hard For The Money', written by Michael Omartian, Donna Summer [1983]

Exclusive: Secret Document Reveals Everybody Hates Public Transport

Why should pensioners and students travel for free when $6 million could be used to paint all BCC buses green, orange and blue?

'Spring Hill Voice' has obtained a copy of a recent secret letter sent by Brisbane's Lord Mayor to the Queensland Premier:

Dear Anna,

How are you today? I was glad to hear you refused to release those 1992 - 1995 cabinet documents, and I hope that Nuttall business and those pesky protesters outside Parliament House aren't causing you too much bother. Isn't it good having the corporate media on your side to spin and obfuscate on your behalf? There's nothing like being unaccountable is there?

By the way, how's that big shiny yank tank of yours running? (My four-wheel-drive goes like the clappers, apart from when I zip down to the corner shop in Lisa's car for a carton of milk.) Are you looking forward to whizzing through the Clem 7 and over the Go Between Bridge?

Now, I can tell that you and your ministers hate public transport and that's why I like you - we are very similar. In fact, like myself, you've probably never travelled on public transport, because everybody hates public transport. It's for losers.

However, I just wondered if you have any money, and if you would like to buy Brisbane's bus fleet? They're burning a hole in my budget, and I just can't make any profit out of the damn things. So I thought that since you're a socialist, perhaps you could find somewhere on your balance sheet for them?

Fair dinkum. I didn't build these toll roads and tunnels so that these out of town toll cheats could rort the system by catching buses to Brisbane from places like Eight Mile Plains and the Gold Coast.

I hear you're having trouble privatising the trains, so maybe it would make a nice little diversion if you bought my buses.

Anyway, let me know what you think.

Yours,

Campbell

PS How about that climate change?

PPS Let me know whether you want me to leak this to the media, or whether your office would prefer to do it.

PPPS Go the Broncos!

Another Day, Another Green Festival?

This weekend's Green Earth Festival appears to be refreshingly independent from the usual Brisbane based greenwashing, corporate media and government sponsors.

The festival has attracted a diverse array of "celebrity supporters" including member for Beaudesert Aidan McLindon, former Democrats Senator now Greens candidate for Brisbane Andrew Bartlett, Trash McSweeney from The Red Paintings, Captain Paul Watson from The Sea Shepherd and Australia Zoo's Terri Irwin.

Given that Mr McLindon performed with his band KillTV at a screening of David Bradbury's documentary 'Blowin' In The Wind' back in May 2006, could it be that he's more concerned about the future of our planet and humanity than his ALP colleagues?

In any case, it's always hopeful when politicians of supposedly differing ideological stripes lend their support to useful and decent endeavours, rather than unanimously facilitating shitty things like illegal invasions, anti-terrorism legislation and nuclear waste dumps.

Rather reminiscent of the awkward solidarity of March 2007, when Nationals (now LNP) member for Gympie David Gibson, attended a Greens fundraiser and screening of Dean Love's 'The Damning Of Mary', a documentary in which he made a significant and emotional objection to the Traveston Crossing Dam.

Countdown to Green Earth Festival [Media Release 1/3/10]

With less than two weeks until Brisbane's newest environmental event, the countdown is well and truly on for Green Earth Festival taking place on Saturday 13 March at the Brisbane City Botanic Gardens.

This wide-ranging festival will comprise live bands, performers and roving entertainment; green cuisine, demonstrations, speakers, children's zone, video zone, art and fashion displays, plus stalls from many companies including local not for profit organisations.

Green Earth Festival is being organised by the fledging, not-for-profit environmental awareness group, Green Earth Group Inc that began early last year when like-minded friends of singer/poet and author Leigh-Chantelle's saw the need for the uniting of environmental and animal rights groups.

Leigh-Chantelle Koch is a one-woman powerhouse, the driving force behind Green Earth Festival who is extremely pleased with the amount of support, assistance and dedication she has found in many of the volunteers from Brisbane and beyond.

"People see that Green Earth Festival is coming from a sincere and positive place and people want to get involved from the grassroots up in helping us enact the positive changes that are needed in our society," says Leigh-Chantelle.

Combining with these passionate volunteers and friends are others who have the know-how: people who have been involved with large music festivals such as the Big Day Out. This combination, according to Green Earth Festival organiser and promoter Leigh-Chantelle, is what makes the magic happen.

"Every single person involved with Green Earth Festival has volunteered their time, energies and skills for the day and lead up to the day," says Leigh-Chantelle.

"We have had an overwhelming response from people young and old who want to be involved and I thank each and every person."

Green Earth Festival is a free, family orientated, drug and alcohol free community event which aims to stimulate awareness by bringing environmental, green, health and lifestyle, cruelty-free, recycling and sustainable issues into the public eye; and encouraging people to make simple changes in their everyday lives to help our environment and the world we leave for generations to come.

"My goal is to encourage all people from all backgrounds to be involved in a positive way to help our environment and to meet other like-minded individuals," says Leigh-Chantelle.

"Anyone can get involved with helping each other, our animal friends and the universe. It doesn't matter what age, sex or colour you are, what job you do, what your hobbies are, if you are willing to you can change yourself and others by your example."

It's easy being green and Leigh-Chantelle and her comrades are here to show you how.

Southport Gets That Sinking Feeling

Look! Plastic, safety fencing on the northern end of the Broadwater Parkland:

Hey! Not so fast Pouffeney!:

You might slip!

Never to be seen again!

A plaque at the northern end of the parklands states:

The natural environment of the Broadwater has always been shaped by wind, waves and weather, while human intervention has played a hand in the shifting shoreline. .... Foreshore reclamation began with the first dredging of the Broadwater in the 1960's and has seen the parklands grow from around 6 hectares to 27 hectares over the years, providing room for recreational facilities such as the Olympic swimming pool and the Broadwater tourist park, as well as additional green space for all to enjoy.

Evidently the $34 million it cost to redevelop the southern end of the parklands hasn't extended to the rock pools!

The smart move ... into the sea????

Regardless of whether you believe in anthropogenic climate change, you'd have to agree that reclaiming land is always going to be fraught with difficulty.

And even if climate change is a worldwide communist conspiracy, we still ought to start taking stock of the damage we are doing to the planet through overpopulation and and our unsustainable use of the ocean and the land.

News From The Mt Coot-tha Greens - March

Stand Up for Science Petition

The climate deniers use anonymous online polls to suggest that most people don't support the science of climate change. Here is your opportunity to send a different message. When the Townsville Bulletin won't even publish letters or Feedback from respected scientists then something is very wrong. Let's see how we go and remember to pass it along to your friends, family and colleagues. I suspect many people are getting sick of scientists continually being under attack so I set up this petition: http://www.petitiononline.com/clim4tr/petition.html

How to get carbon-free power in Australia

When it comes to avoiding the most catastrophic impacts of global warming then whatever the financial cost, the price is still worth paying. But new research by Beyond Zero Emissions (BZE) shows Australia could meet 100% of its stationary energy needs from renewables in a decade and stimulate the economy at the same time.

http://www.greenleft.org.au/2010/829/42628

Does Australia need a charter of rights?

Speakers: (Pro-charter) Former Senator for Queensland with the Democrats (1997-2008) Andrew Bartlett and (anti-charter) University of Queensland Garrick Professor of Law, James Allan.
When: Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Time: 04:00 pm to 05:00 pm
Where: University of Queensland Club
Contact: uqpubpolitics@gmail.com

Anti-Nuclear Rally

When: PALM SUNDAY 28TH MARCH 2010
Time: 1.30 -3PM
Where: REDDACLIFFE PLACE George St Brisbane - top of Queen Street Mall
Contact: ph 3855 9497 jshears28@yahoo.com.au
Rally for Peace and Nuclear Disarmament Inc.

News From Fiona Simpson MP

Work Cover Going Broke [4/3/10]

Work Cover is accumulating $9 billion worth of state debt.

It has been revealed that the Minister for Industrial Relations has failed to adequately oversee Queensland’s Work Cover scheme, leading to an enormous program deficit. Due to mismanagement by the Minister, the scheme has been allowed approve unprecedented numbers of worker compensation claims since the introduction of the 2003 Workers Compensation and Rehabilitation Act.

The Bligh Government has been unwilling to admit to the deficit crisis, attempting to conceal the extent of the debt that the ailing program has racked up. Laurence Springborg, LNP spokesperson for Industrial Relations, said that the level of the debt was serious.

Mr Springborg said that if the crisis is not resolved, “Work Cover’s net debt will be one-fifth of the entire Queensland State budget,” that is $9 billion within eight years.

Fiona Simpson is concerned about the implications the mismanagement of work cover will have for Queenslanders:

“If Work Cover is left to collapse due to debt, Queenslanders will have no avenue for compensation for work-related injuries,” Ms Simpson said.

Still Waiting For The Results of the DERM's Investigation Into The January Pimpama River Fish Kill

Pimpama River [7/3/10]

Arcadia Woods development, Pimpama

Glossy brochure from sales office states:

Discover Arcadia Woods

It only takes one look... Crisp, clean, fresh air. Towering eucalypt trees and rolling green parklands. An enviable location nestled halfway between Surfers Paradise and cosmopolitan [sic] Brisbane. A peaceful escape. At Arcadia Woods, you get the unshakeable feeling that this is a place you can truly call home.

Arcadia Woods is an exclusive up market development from Devine Communities ideally located at Pimpama. Surrounded by unique theme parks, shopping, sporting and educational facilities, Arcadia Woods is every home owner's dream. Only 500 people will have the privilege of living in this beautiful new community so it's time to ask yourself what you really want.

Grab your slice of paradise now on Queenslands' [sic] Gold Coast.

Power poles being erected along Kerkin Road and work being undertaken adjacent to the Pimpama waste water treatment plant.

Sorry GCCC, this is the third time we've travelled out this way and we haven't spotted a koala yet

Urgent Murri Community Notice - Rally To Protest Continuing Aboriginal Deaths In Custody

When: 11 am, Thursday 11 March

Where: Parliament House, Brisbane

Another young Aboriginal man has died in custody in a Brisbane jail. Another Aboriginal family has buried a son. This is another death that should not have happened as the young man asked for medical help but was refused. The rally will demand an urgent coronial enquiry and that the people responsible be charged. No more deaths in custody! For more information, contact Sam Watson or Reverend Alex Gator on 0401227443.

Pied Oyster Catchers at the "Effluent Sampling Point"?????, Main Beach [8/3/10]

Small Cities Should Have Fareless Transit

The 'Urbanophile' writes [5/3/10]:

[ When this post originally ran, one of the principal objections was that homeless people would just hang out on transit. First, I think that is a pretty pathetic basis for making a major public policy decision. Second, I think there are many ways to prevent buses and trains from turning into rolling homeless shelters besides making everyone else pay a fare. ]

Following on from my transit award, I thought I’d turn from Chicago to smaller cities and look at ways they can design better transit systems. I think one of the best ways to do this is to simply build fareless systems.

Why have a fare in the first place? It is odd that we pay per use on transit. We don’t pay to check books out of a library. We don’t pay to visit most city parks. We don’t pay when the police or fire department come to our house for a legitimate emergency. Most non-utility municipal services are provided for free to users and funded by taxes. So why is transit different? I suspect it is rooted in the origins of public transit systems when they were private, for-profit companies. But they aren’t that today so why adopt those legacy practices?

It seems to me that there are two basic reasons you would charge for a government service. One is to recover the costs associated with it from users. Two is to ration usage.

For the first, think of something like getting a building permit. The city can charge a fee for this that more or less covers the cost of administering the permitting and inspection process. And only the people who are building something need to pay. Sounds like a fair system, as it were. Toll roads also fall into this camp. Of course, the question immediately proceeds to, if you can recover the full cost from users, why is the government providing the service in the first place instead of the market? A good question that should be seriously considered.

As for the second, one can again think of toll roads and using variable pricing as a way to reduce traffic congestion. There are several practical examples of this in actual operation around the world.

Does transit fit this model? No, especially in smaller cities. It is true that only a segment of the community rides transit and so it might seem logical to make them pay for it. But by itself this seems insufficient to justify it. There are lots of services that are not consumed by everyone, but nevertheless are paid for by everyone. As someone who doesn’t have kids but has a rather large property tax bill, schools immediately come to mind. This argument has seldom held water by itself.

Can we recover the cost of transit from riders? Not even close. Large city systems like the Chicago CTA can recover a significant percentage from fares, but nothing close to the cost of operations. The CTA’s farebox recovery is about 50%. And that’s just for the operating budget. It does not include, due to the vagaries of government accounting (not the CTA’s fault), depreciation, which is a huge expense in a capital intensive business like transit.

The Indianapolis IndyGo system recovers less than 20% of its operating costs from fares. IndyGo charges $2 per ride to collect $10 million a year in user fees (i.e., taxes), largely from the poorest segment of the community. But this is only a fraction of the $55 million operating budget. There are already $45 million in taxes going into IndyGo, just for operations. Despite the illusion of fares, the Indianapolis bus system is almost entirely tax supported today.

Again, if you look at a large city like Chicago you can find overcrowded routes where pricing can help regulate congestion. But in smaller cities, this is usually the least of concerns. The real problem is trying to figure out how to convince discretionary riders to use the system.

Add it up, and just generally transit in smaller cities seems like a bad fit for fares based solely on the inability to recover a meaningful percentage of the cost and the lack of any over-crowding problems.

On the other side, there are big benefits to going fareless.

1. Reduced capital expenses. No fares == no fare collection equipment. You don’t need to kit out buses with fareboxes, rail stations with turnstiles or ticketing equipment, etc.

2. Reduced operating expenses. Collecting fares means you need an entire cash management apparatus. Handling money requires care, proper processes, accounting, security, etc. Get rid of all that and you are saving money. Plus, you don’t have to worry about enforcement. Even on POP systems you’ve got the labor of people auditing tickets. Why bother? And you don’t need to pay repair technicians to service this equipment because it will never break down because it doesn’t exist. That also means no spare parts, which can mean less storage requirements, etc. And with less personnel you probably need a smaller office. The list of savings goes on and on.

3. Improved operations. How long does it take for everybody to board at a bus stop as one person after another swipes a pass or fumbles for change? No fare collection means boarding is quicker. You can even board through every door, not just the front. This means less time spent idling, lower fuel consumption, and faster journey times (a big point in getting people into transit).

4. Better ROI. You are building a transit system so that people will ride it. Fares discourage ridership, especially off peak, non-commute trips. That ain’t good. A transit system is a more or less fixed cost network like an airline. Every seat that goes empty goes to waste. We’re paying to run the buses or trains whether or not anyone is on them. The marginal cost of an additional passenger, up until the point where capacity is maxed, is very low. So why not make sure those seats don’t expire worthless?

5. Marketing. It’s a lot easier to sell something that costs nothing. And any city that did this would get major kudos.

The federal rules around transit are beyond byzantine, so I don’t know if this would be legal or not. If not, we need to change the law. But regardless, here’s my thought process. With so little federal New Start funds available, most cities that want to build say a new rail line or BRT system or significantly beefed up city bus network are going to be paying for most of the capex out of their own pocket anyway. This often means a referrendum to approve a tax. If you’re asking for hundreds of millions if not billions in tax dollars to build something, why not also ask for the taxes to run it? Frankly, it’s unfair to ask someone to vote for a tax to build something if the money to operate isn’t going to be in the bank. That’s why our transit systems seem to be in a state of perpetual funding crisis. If you are going to build something, you need to build the opex and long term maintenance into the deal up front. It strikes me that asking for a whole lot of money plus a bit more for operations isn’t that must different from just plain asking for a whole lot of money. And you are doing your citizens a service long term by avoiding the downstream crises. And if you have to pay for the whole thing yourself anyway, you can probably avoid many of the rules that might get in your way.

For America’s smaller cities looking to implement significantly improved transit systems, fareless is definitely the way go.

This post original ran on April 1, 2009.

Resting Tree Martins, Gold Coast Spit [6/3/10]

What We Say Goes

'The Men Who Stare At Goats' is worth a look.

From 'What We Say Goes: Conversations on US power in a changing world', Noam Chomsky and David Barsamian [2007]:

... In all the discussions about the U.S. military prison in Guantanamo Bay, there is no mention of how Guantanamo came under U.S. control

Guantanamo was essentially taken at the point of a gun by the United States under what was called a treaty, but Cuba at the time was occupied by the United States. It was sign the treaty or else. So Cuba granted the United States rights for a coaling station at the base in Guantanamo. Coaling stations were important in those days. But that was it, essentially. Years later, Cuba tried to get out of the treaty, but the United States wouldn't allow it. So Fidel Castro has been refusing to accept the small payment for Guantanamo the United States makes every year.

The United States is completely violating the illegimate treaty that it imposed. It's not using it as a coaling station. The United States also violated the treaty before when it started using Guantanamo for Haitian refugees. Washington wouldn't live up to the requirement under the Universal Declaration of Human Rights that "everyone has the right to seek and to enjoy in other countries asylum from persecution." So it shipped the refugees off to what amounted to a prison in Guantanamo. And now the United States is using Guantanamo for prisoners Washington wants to be able to hold outside any domestic or international law. The Supreme Court has argued that it can't rule on the rights of Guantaamo detainees because Guantanamo is not under U.S. jurisdiction, and the Bush administration and Congress effectively say Guantanamo is not under international law. So it's a convenient torture chamber.

There's no need to debate, really, what goes on in Guantanamo. First of all, it's totally illegal even to send people there. If they weren't intending to use Guantanamo as a torture chamber, why not bring people to a prison in New York? As soon as you see that they're sending them to Guantanamo, you know it's for activities in violation of international human rights law. You don't have to investigate further.

There are by now other reasons for the United States to maintain Guantanamo, which would be Cuba's major port. Holding on to Guantanamo prevents Cuba from using it as a port and prevents development of the eastern end of the island. So it's part of the strangulation of Cuba, the punishment of Cubans for what the Democratic administrations of the arly 1960s called its "successful defiance" of U.S. policies going back to the Monroe Doctrine.

Very much like defiance against the Mafia don: it can't be tolerated.

It can't be tolerated. In fact, international affairs has more than a slight resemblance to the Mafia.

You often make that analogy in your talks.

I think it's real. By and large, the state acts as something like the executive agency of those who largely own the domestic society in the United States, the corporate sector. It's a pretty standard feature of state policy. But there are some striking cases where state policy runs counter even to corporate goals. You see some interesting examples of conflict between state and corporate interests. It's kind of an interesting topic for the study of international affairs. Cuba is one example. U.S. agribusiness, even U.S. energy corporations, would be quite eager to overcome the strangling embargo on Cuba, which they see as a market and as an investment opportunity. Agribusiness would love to have Cuba as a market. The U.S. pharmaceutical industry is interested in Cuba's quite advanced biotechnology industry. But, most strikingly, energy corporations are interested in exploiting Cuban offshore oil in the Gulf of Mexico, which is apparently estimated to be substantial. But the state will not permit it. Of course, the majority of the U.S. population, which doesn't count, is in favor of establishing diplomatic relations with Cuba. But that's irrelevant. What's interesting is business interests are blocked, in pretty striking ways.

You may recall that about a year go there was a meeting in Mexico City between the Cuban energy specialists and representatives of Texas oil companies and also some of the majors, like ExxonMobil. The Bush administration comes straight out of that sector. But the Bush administration discovered that the meeting was being held in a Sheraton hotel, which is owned by a U.S. corporation, so they ordered the hotel to break up the meeting and expel the Texas oil representatives and the Cubans. It was a slap in the face to George Bush's friends and supporters. But state interests, the Mafia-style interests, overwhelmed even the interests of the core constituency of the Bush administration.

The same is happening in Iran. U.S. oil companies would be delighted to help enter into the development of huge Iranian natural gas and oil fieds, but they're blocked by the state. We have to punish Iran for its successful defiance in overthrowing a U.S.-imposed tyrant.

This morning, the Boston Globe reported something that has been known around here for a long time. In 1974, presumably at U.S. government initiative, MIT made a deal with the shah of Iran to effectively lease the nuclear engineering department, or a large part of it, to Iran, to bring in lots of Iranian nuclear engineers and train them in the development of uranium enrichment and other techniques of nuclear development. In return, the Shah, who was one of the most brutal tyrants of the period, with a horrible human rights record, would pay MIT at least half of a million dollars. The article also points out that several of the engineers who were trained at MIT are now apparently running the Iranian nuclear programs. Those programs were storngly supported by the United States in the mid-1970s. ...

Don't Step On Cracks In The Footpath Or Else: Government

"... You try to be smart, then you take it to heart
'Cause it hurts when your ego is deflated
You don't realise that it's all compromise
And the problems are so overrated ..."

'Don't Sleep In The Subway', written by Tony Hatch and Jackie Trent and recorded by Petula Clark [1967]

Will you break your mother's back?

The Federal Minister for I Was Better In Opposition says Australians had better not step on cracks in the footpath or police, emergency services and life savers will do something - although he didn't really say what they would do - but his announcement made a perplexing (and yawn inducing) Saturday media stunt.

Drawing on the results of a recent Ponds Institute study (see below) of Australian tsunami gawkers, the Minister has taken decisive action by ordering a review of all footpath cracks around the nation.

And yesterday, he introduced a Cracks In The Footpath information program in order to raise awareness of the very real dangers Australians face if they happen to step on a crack in the footpath.

The Minister said it was "disappointing but understandable" he was unable to actually deliver any actual governance or leadership for and behalf of the people of Australia, and that he hoped nobody noticed.

"The public should take the attitude that confected outrage is a very useful form of spin at the drop of a hat," he said.

A Letter To The President

President Obama: Replace Rahm with Me ...an open letter from Michael Moore [5/3/10]:

Dear President Obama,

I understand you may be looking to replace Rahm Emanuel as your chief of staff.

I would like to humbly offer myself, yours truly, as his replacement.

I will come to D.C. and clean up the mess that's been created around you. I will work for $1 a year. I will help the Dems on Capitol Hill find their spines and I will teach them how to nonviolently beat the Republicans to a pulp.

And I will help you get done what the American people sent you there to do. I don't need much, just a cot in the White House basement will do.

Now, don't get too giddy with excitement over my offer, because you and I are going to be up at 5 in the morning, 7 days a week and I am going to get you pumped up for battle every single day (see photo). Each morning you and I will do 100 jumping jacks and you will repeat after me:

"THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ELECTED ME, NOT THE REPUBLICANS, TO RUN THE COUNTRY! I AM IN CHARGE! I WILL ORDER ALL OBSTRUCTIONISTS OUTTA MY WAY! IF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DON'T LIKE WHAT I'M DOING THEY CAN THROW MY ASS OUT IN 2012. IN THE MEANTIME, I CALL THE SHOTS ON THEIR BEHALF! NOW, CONGRESS, DROP AND GIVE ME 50!!"

Then we will put on our jogging sweats and run up to Capitol Hill. We will take names, kick butts, and then take some more names. If we have to give a few noogies or half-nelson's, then so be it. In our pockets we will have a piece of paper to show the pansy Dems just how much they won by in 2008 -- and the poll results that show the majority of Americans oppose the Afghanistan and Iraq wars and want the bankers punished. Like drill sergeants, we will get right up in their faces and ask them, "WHAT PART OF THE PUBLIC MANDATE DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, SOLDIER?!! DROP AND GIVE ME 50!" ...

Rudd's Health Reform: Keneally right to ask questions:

Greens Media Release [6/3/10]

Greens NSW MP and health spokesperson Lee Rhiannon says NSW Premier Kristina Keneally is wise to ask for more information from the Rudd government to fully evaluate the implications of the health plan for NSW, but should broaden her questions to what initiatives are planned to reign in costs generated by the burgeoning private health care sector.

"Ms Keneally is right to point to the impact of spiralling health costs for NSW taxpayers, but she must acknowledge the impact of a trend towards privatising health," Ms Rhiannon said.

"A key question for the Prime Minister is whether the reform package will tackle health costs arising from the federal government kowtowing to the private health industry over the last 15 years.

"Maximising good health outcomes for patients should be the NSW Premier's key criterion for any evaluation of Rudd's economic rationalist health package.

"The Labor Party has happily taken the reins of an economic rationalist health reform agenda, a horse and cart inherited from the Opposition Leader and former health minister Tony Abbott.

"We have heard very little from the Rudd government on how it intends to fix the problem of a increasingly privatised health system leading to poor services and higher costs.

"The Greens believe it is important to halt and reverse the privatisation of health care, including far-reaching reform of the private health insurance rebate.

"The money saved can then be directed to the public health system, particularly public hospitals.

"We need a new balance for health where the community comes first, not commercial and special interests.

"A health care regime where the public system is prioritised over private health interests will always cost less and deliver more to voters," Ms Rhiannon said.

Food Labelling Review Must Put Consumers First:

Greens Media Release [6/3/10]

Consumers are being mislead and treated as lab rats by food labelling regulation that are weak and biased towards maintaining industry profits,according to Greens NSW MP John Kaye.

Commenting on a story in today's Sydney Morning Herald ('Made in Australia: if only it was sown and grown here', page 9, http://bit.ly/smh100306), DrKaye said:

"From foods that come from overseas but labelled 'Made in Australia' to the lack of warnings about genetically engineered or nanotechnology ingredients, consumers are being denied the right to make healthy and ethical choices about the foods they purchase.

"The large supermarket chains and the multinational food processing companies have called the shots and left Australians without meaningful warning about transfats, brightly coloured artificial food dyes and salt, sugar and fat contents.

"The food regulator's labelling inquiry has a huge task ahead if it is to restore consumer confidence.

"The discussion paper released yesterday deals with most issues in a neutral fashion.

"However the commentary and questions relating to the use of nanotechnology, irradiation and genetically modified foods display a singular level of bias.

"The paper suggests that labelling of these technologies should not be allowed to unduly inhibit their economic development.

"This is an extraordinary assertion of the right of a new technology to be tested on consumers without their informed consent.

"Even the discussion question related to these technologies is prejudiced against full disclosure labelling.

"The qualifier 'given the present state of scientific knowledge' pre-empts the right of consumers to make up their own mind about their willingness to expose themselves to risks that may not have yet been scientifically established," Dr Kaye said.

Mining Companies On Notice From Farmers' Supreme Court Win Against BHP Billiton: Greens Media Release [6/3/10]

Greens MP and mining spokesperson Lee Rhiannon has congratulated the Liverpool Plains farming community for their win in the Supreme Court and said the victory has statewide significance.

The NSW Supreme Court yesterday found that BHP Billiton's licence to explore for coal on the properties of two Liverpool Plains farmers were invalid because the company had not consulted all landholders.

"This is a most welcome decision that brings some balance to the mining approval process that is so weighted in favour of mining companies," Ms Rhiannon said.

"When the NSW parliament resumes next week I will question the Mineral Resources Minister Ian Macdonald on what action his department will now take to ensure breaches of the NSW Mining Act no longer occur.

"A finding in this Supreme Court case is that to abide by the Act mining companies must inform all landholders, including banks, of their exploration plans.

"This outcome is a great credit to the local community that have worked solidly for years to protect their farming land and the environment. Their determination has established that mining companies have to be accountable for their actions.

"All mining companies would be wise to put their exploration on private land in NSW on hold until they determine that they are not breaching the Mining Act.

"The Greens position remains that there should be no new coal mines and prime agricultural land should be protected from mining," Ms Rhiannon said.

Brisbane's Shady Lanes [5/3/10]

See all the crack whores, derros, goths, bohemians, emos, ne'er do wells and high school students sneaking durries?

"Crack Alleys" on Elizabeth Street:

The pollution and noise from traffic and the construction of ugly buildings may be increasing by the day, but most of Brisbane's CBD has been culturally and demographically sanitised over the past decade.

This town is a security city:

And yet creativity miraculously materializes when and where you least expect it, such as in the lane off Albert Street (across from Burnett Lane and just up from Rockinghorse Records):

And despite Council's best efforts, in Fish Lane:

And Burnett Lane:

No doubt these works of art will be scrubbed away during Council's "vibrant laneways" revitalization project.

Injured Workers Ignored In WorkCover Debate

Greens Media Release [4/3/10]

The focus of the debate over WorkCover must return to looking after injured workers and getting them back to work, says Greens MLC Mark Parnell.

Mark Parnell, who led the fight against the Rann Government's changes to WorkCover in Parliament, is speaking at a WorkCover forum tonight organised by the Work Injured Resource Connection (W.I.R.C.).

"Injured workers have been well and truly forgotten by both Labor and Liberal," Mr Parnell said. "The full impact of the changes that were rammed through Parliament in 2008 by the Rann Government is only now just starting to bite.

"We are getting increasing reports of workers injured through no fault of their own being thrown on the scrap heap by WorkCover.

"Just as concerning are reports of a 'change of culture' in the WorkCover sector with injured workers being forced to accept lower standards in the rush to get people off the system.

"Frustratingly, the focus is moving further and further away from genuine rehabilitation and re-training," he said.

A Greens attempt to reverse some of the Rann Government's most destructive changes to WorkCover in Parliament at the end of last year was defeated when both Labor and Liberal voted against the Bill.

"Unlike the old parties, the Greens will continue to stand up for injured workers," he said.

" ... Siftin' through the thoughts that lead you on
Find the door that's open, now you're gone
We softly say to our-ourselves
If we could be anybody else ... "

'Blue Day', Mi Sex [1983]

The Long Hot Summer

From 'The Austomatic Earth' [5/3/10]:

... I’ve often said it before: Fannie and Freddie are the epitome of the perversion in the financial system. Wait till they are forced onto the US federal budget. You’re going to love the spectacle. Americans will become like Icelanders, who, to satisfy the governments of Britain and Holland, face a bill of $135 per person every single month for the next eight years. Think America is going to like that? Iceland certainly doesn't, and it looks almost certain that tomorrow's referendum on the matter will result in a NO vote. Which will lead to a whole new set of conundrums. The question will emerge again if a country's citizens are responsible for the losses of its banks.

So far, Iceland is the one place where the losses would be implicit; in the US, Britain, France, Holland etc., the people still focus on the carrot of having their investments in their banks returned to them one day, and with interest or even profit to boot. Yeah, right. What will they do when they find out that is not ever going to happen? That they will need to pay up like the Icelanders, while the bankers keep getting their bonuses? ...

Royal Spoonbills Coombabah Wetlands [5/3/10]

Free Talk At Queensland Museum South Bank Celebrates Life

A world-renowned palaeontologist will visit Australia to celebrate the International Year of Biodiversity with a free lunch time talk at Queensland Museum South Bank, Tuesday 9 March at 12.30pm.

UK-based Professor Richard Fortey will share his insights into the natural history of the first four thousand million years of life on Earth, based on his best-selling book, Life: an unauthorised biography.

Professor Fortey is a world authority on trilobites (extinct marine arthropods) and a prolific author, with hundreds of scientific publications to his name as well as six popular books about science.

His books have all been short listed for literary prizes and received accolades from the likes of Bill Bryson, "Fortey is without peer among science writers".

Life: an unauthorised biography has been translated into 12 languages and cited as one of the Books of the Year by the New York Times.

Head of Biodiversity and Geosciences and Queensland Museum Medal winner Dr John Hooper will introduce the talk, part of the Queensland Museum's celebration of the International Year of Biodiversity.

Entry to the talk is free, however seats are limited so bookings are essential. Email sarah.verschoore@qm.qld.gov.au to reserve your seat.

View From The Canopy

From 'Take It Personally: How Globalisation Affects You And Powerful Ways To Challenge It' [Anita Roddick 2003]:

Anita: Never feel too small or powerless to make a difference.

Julia Butterfly:

For 738 days I lived in the canopy of an ancient redwood tree in northern California to protect this magnificent elder, known as Luna, and to help make the world aware of the destruction of our forests.

From my perch 180 feet high I could see barren hillsides, the small timber town where families lost their homes due to a mudslide, and the Pacific Lumber mill where once beautiful forests are converted into lumber. From my treetop perspective it was clear how the industrial logging practices of clearcutting and herbicide destroy wildlife habitat, the quality of our lives, and our communites.

For millennia the two-million acre redwood ecosystem thrived and sheltered myriad species of life. In the last 150 years, 97 percent of the original redwood forests have been destroyed by timber corporations. With only 3 percent of these native forests remaining, species like the marbled murrelet seabird and coho salmon are on the brink of extinction and people fear that they will lose their jobs and futures. Big business cut-and-run logging operations have instilled a false dichotomy: jobs versus the environment. As long as we label each other "loggers and environmentalists" it is difficult to find our common ground and restore the forests and diversity that are our true legacy.

Globalization of natural resources like ancient forests undermines the stability of our watersheds and communities. In order to achieve true sustainability for all life forms we must put our primary needs of fresh air, clean water, and biological and cultural diversity above corporate profit.

We can create a sustainable culture of life on earth by growing and purchasing organic foods, relying on our renewable natural resources like solar and wind power, conserving our precious fresh water, and reducing and revising the "waste" we generate as a society. When we are rooted deeply in love and respect for the interconnectedness of all beings, it becomes a joy to make choices that help sustain life rather than destroy it.

Prawn Trawler And Surfers Brave The Elements

Point Danger [4/3/10]

Moustacher Strikes Again!

Signal Box. Gold Coast Highway, Burleigh

Make Your Voice Heard On The Nuclear Waste Dump!

An email from the Australian Greens [2/3/10]:

The Federal Government has finally announced it will repeal the Commonwealth Radioactive Waste Management Act. But it has left Muckaty Station outside Tennant Creek in the NT as the most likely target for the national radioactive waste dump.

The repeal legislation is, if anything, more coercive and predatory than the bill it replaces.

The attached fact sheet provides some background about the Bill and provides information about how to make a submission to the inquiry by 15 March.

Make a submission to the Senate Inquiry...

There are many ways to work for a more democratic and respectful approach to radioactive waste management. In the short term, we have an opportunity to communicate directly with policymakers through the Senate inquiry into the bill.

The deadline is 15 March 2010.

What is a Senate Inquiry?

The job of the Senate is to critically review the government's proposed laws. By holding inquiries into complex laws the Senate gives everybody a chance - experts, individuals, organisations, State and Territory governments -to suggest changes or to register support or protest.

Whether your submission is short or long, every contribution tells the government that people care about this issue enough to put their opinion on the public record.

The process goes something like this:

1. The Committee negotiates the timeframe - This inquiry will go for 8 weeks 2. The Committee sets a deadline for submissions - The deadline for this Inquiry is 15 March 3. The committee advertises the deadline and inviting people to have input: Underway 4. Public hearings to receive evidence & clarify information: Dates and location not yet set 5. A report is drafted with recommendations and amendments: Usually a week before tabling 6. The report is submitted to the Senate: This report will be tabled on 30 April 2010 After that, it is up to the Government to pay attention to the evidence taken. They may choose to ignore it, in which case the campaign will swing into the next phase. But they won't be able to say they weren't warned.

The best thing is to make a submission in your own words. If you keep the language reasonably respectful and avoid making personal accusations, the submission may be accepted as evidence and placed on the committee's website.

What?

Some points you might like to include:

1. The Committee must travel to Muckaty

It is essential that the Senate Committee pay due respects to the Traditional Owners on the front line, by travelling to Tennant Creek to take evidence from them directly.

2. The case for a remote dump has never been made

The radioactive waste management debate in Australia has never looked at options other than remote waste dumps on Aboriginal land. The industry has never made the case that a remote shed is the best place for this material.

3. This bill is highly coercive

In choosing a site, the proposed bill overrides all relevant state and territory legislation as well as overriding commonwealth environmental and Aboriginal heritage protections. It also overrides private property rights of affected individuals with regards the dump site or its access route. Once a site is chosen, it will be assessed under commonwealth environmental legislation which has almost no mechanisms for preventing the project from going ahead.

4. All discretion in the hands of the Minster

The Bill places enormous power in the hands of the Minister to assess whether or not the Muckaty site should go ahead. No information is given to how this assessment will be carried out, and the bill makes it clear that local people have no right of appeal.

5. We must do better than this

Nuclear waste should be moved as little as possible, and should be stored above ground close to the point of production, close to centres of nuclear expertise and infrastructure.

Who?

This Bill has been sent to the Legal and Constitutional Committee.

Chair: Senator Trish Crossin (ALP, Northern Territory)

Members: Senator Guy Barnett (Liberal, Tasmania),
Senator David Feeney (ALP, Victoria),
Senator Mary Jo Fisher (Liberal, South Australia)
Senator Scott Ludlam (Greens, Western Australia),
Senator Gavin Marshall (ALP Victoria) Send in your submission:
By email: legcon.sen@aph.gov.au
By fax: 02 6277 5794
By post: Julie Dennett, Committee Secretary, Senate Legal and Constitutional Committee - PO Box 6100 Parliament House Canberra ACT 2600 Australia

Queensland's Most Famous Ute Parks At The Queensland Museum

The car at the centre of Australia's now infamous 'Utegate' political scandal will take its place among dinosaurs, butterflies and beetles at the Queensland Museum South Bank tomorrow, Thursday 4 March.

Prime Minister Kevin Rudd's neighbour and car dealer John Grant will donate his 1996 Mazda Bravo utility to the Queensland Museum following a campaign launched today to use the vehicle to raise funds for his nominated charity, Queensland Meals on Wheels.

Queensland Museum Head of Cultures and Histories Dr Celmara Pocock said the ute tells an important story in Queensland and Australian political history.

"The ute is a significant item associated with the Prime Minister who is a Queenslander," Dr Pocock said.

"It's an important story because of its association with scandal. It tells us something about politics and manoeuvring.

"It also has potential to tell other stories that are more every day stories about Brisbane suburbs and mateship, and the way in which 'big' politics in Australia is very much part of the every day.

"The Queensland Museum plays an important role in collecting and preserving these stories for the benefit of current and future generations of Queenslanders."

The ute will go on display on level two at Queensland Museum South Bank from tomorrow to help draw attention to the fundraising campaign that runs through until midnight, Tuesday 9 March.

The person or organisation who contributes the highest donation to Meals on Wheels Queensland will win the right to officially donate the vehicle to the Queensland Museum's State Collection and have their name included in the museum display.

Donations can be made direct to Queensland Meals on Wheels at www.qmow.org

The ute will remain on show at the Queensland Museum South Bank before taking a final drive to appear at the Ipswich Festival in April. It will then return to be officially added in the State Collection.

Gillard's Curriculum Leaves Door Open To Creationism In NSW Science Classes: Greens Media Release [4/3/10]

Education Minister Julia Gillard's draft national curriculum has left open loopholes that would allow the teaching of intelligent design and old earth creationism as science, according to Greens NSW MP John Kaye.

Commenting on a story in today's Sydney Morning Herald ('Creationism could slip into science classes', p. 9, http://tinyurl.com/smh100304), Dr Kaye said:

"The NSW curriculum explicitly requires schools to present and 'discuss evidence that present-day organisms have evolved from organisms in the distant past' and to 'relate natural selection to the theory of evolution'.

"It leaves no wriggle room to slip in religiously based views on the origin of species as science.

"Julia Gillard's draft curriculum is remarkably silent on the connection between natural selection and the evolution of ancient species into modern forms.

"With a little imagination, a fundamentalist school could teach intelligent design or old-earth creationism. The NSW Board of Studies would be powerless to stop them.

"While the draft national curriculum has all the right words such as the fossil history of five fingered limbs and selection pressures, it lacks the NSW curriculum's iron clad instruction that natural selection and evolution are the driving force behind the diversity of species.

"Whether deliberately or by mistake, the draft opens the floodgates to religious theories that do not withstand the test of evidence to be taught as science.

"The draft national curriculum could reproduce in Australia the same problems faced by the USA where the majority are actively hostile to scientific explanations for the origin of life.

"Every fundamentalist private school in Australia will be emboldened by this document.

"Now that they know that they can get away with it, it will be open season for voodoo science," Dr Kaye said.

Opposition Tony Gets Lost In The Narrative

My god Shrek, are we to die out here in the wilderness, or will St Melvin save us?

After being lost in the desert for the amount of time the average Australian waits for a bus, the Opposition Tony emerged in a cloud of media golden showered glory in his image of outback budgie-smuggler/he-man.

"You're never never really lost in the never never if it's a completely staged media event", the relieved leader of half of the opposition said as he emerged from the dark centre into the more welcoming soft chocky outer.

"For a few hours we of the never never, never knew whether our guides were going to come back and get us. When they eventually came back, OK I'll admit I was shittin' myself, I had to admonish them in the most egalitarian terms. I mean, sure they held the upper hand for a few hours there, cunning bastards, but I'm not one to be intimidated. No way!

"OK, now they've had their fun at our expense. These people will really feel the hard edge of my tough-love when I win the next election, you mark my words. There won't be anymore of this nancy nice guy crap. No Way! I'll promise right here and now - total repeal of the Racial Discrimination Act. I'm even thinking of a new act to get my revenge on these buggers."

After calming down and getting over the fact that he had been ridiculed by blackfellas, the Opposition Tony said:

"I knew it was a joke. I wasn't scared at all. I'm really tough. I'd like to see that Melvin Krudd out here with neo-con Uncle Toms and see how he would fare, I'd bet he would be a crying wuss after just an hour or two stuck out here in the hot dry wind without his hairdryer, yeah. Hah, hah, hah, what a stage-managed wimpy."

After his ordeal the Opposition Tony chewed some camel sausage and had a chance to reflect on his ordeal. We were lucky to get some muffled recordings of his comments at that dinner table:

TONY: I really thought I was Harold Holt there for a while...

MURDOCH JOURNO 1: What? Wasn't he actually the PM, and didn't he drown in the surf, or something?

TONY: Yeah, well you know what I mean. I thought I might have been like Douglas Mawson...

MURDOCH JOURNO 2: But he didn't die in Antarctica on his adventures, he died at the age of 76 from a cerebral haemorrhage in his home in Melbourne.

TONY: Sure, but I really want to express how rugged I am and how close I came to be lost in oblivion, like Burke and Wills. That's it, I'm Burke and Wills.

MURDOCH JOURNO 3: Do you have two personalities? Did both of them die and you are now re-born as the new Opposition Tony?

TONY: No, knobhead. What I'm trying to explain to you halfwits is that I am a proud brave Aussie hero going boldly where Melvin Krudd has not been Man-ish enough to go before, and I ride a quadbike. And I nearly got dead in the harsh Aussie bush like Shackleton...

MURDOCH JOURNO 1: Shackleton actually was stuck in the ice in Antarctica but he got out with all his crew, didn't he?

TONY: Right. Look, I thought I may have ended up like Ludwig Leichhardt, LOST! OK?

ABC JOURNO: Doesn't Rupert Murdoch own the rights to that show?

TONY/ALL MURDOCH JOURNOS (IN CHORUS): SHUT UP! WHO ASKED YOU, LOSER?

ABC JOURNO: Sorry, I'll just write what you guys tell me to.

Playfair 2012 Launches Campaign For An Ethical London Olympics

On Saturday 27 February, as the Olympic torch was handed on from this year's Winter Olympics in Vancouver to London, the Playfair 2012 coalition launched a campaign for an ethical London Games.

Playfair 2012 is co-ordinated by the TUC and Labour Behind the Label (the UK Clean Clothes Campaign) http://www.labourbehindthelabel.org/ and involves unions and various campaigning organisations. The coalition wants the organisers of the London Olympics to ensure that workers making sportswear for the 2012 Games won't be working in appalling and degrading conditions, and that all Olympic-branded goods will be ethically produced.

The campaign website http://www.playfair2012.org.uk/ sets out the standards the coalition expects from the London 2012 Games organisers, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) and sportswear brands, and explains how individuals can get involved in the campaign. There is also a resources section with reports and video clips.

Millions of people are employed in the global supply chains that produce kits for Olympic teams, and the sportswear and souvenirs available on our high streets. Evidence shows that the sportswear industry and Olympic movement have a poor track record on workers' rights, says the campaign. Playfair 2008 research published before the Beijing Games found workers employed by Adidas suppliers in China were making sports shoes that retail for upwards of £50 a pair for just £20 per month, and others working 80 hours a week stitching footballs.

In another factory producing stationery, children as young as 12 years old were being forced to work 15 hours a day. TUC General Secretary Brendan Barber said:

"Delivering a legacy for London was at the heart of the Government's successful Olympic bid. And what better legacy than a commitment to end the exploitation and abuse involved in the sportswear and athletic footwear industries? We want London 2012 to raise the bar on workers' rights throughout Olympic supply chains."

See how major sportswear brands rate on workers' rights

"I Make No Apologies. So Whack Me Off In A Polling Booth": PM

Most Australians aren't as basic as the media and politicians would like. They are perplexed by media reports of the PM's"mea culpa", when he hasn't actually apologised for anything - including the deaths and injuries associated with the home insulation scheme.

The PM has taken to Australia's vast array of quality media outlets to pronounce that the Opposition Tony is beating him off in the the polls.

His message was simple:

"I make no apologies. So whack me off in a polling booth".

The Deputy Julia agreed with the PM's assessment.

"I agree with the PM's assessment," she said.

"George Orwell and something about collectives," Senator Censorship added.

Today, the Minister Wolf In Sheeps Clothing also didn't apologise when he discussed drought, interest rate subsidies and driving farmers off their land.

The PM himself was unwilling to acknowledge that the main problem was that his government's policies are no different to those of the Howard government, and that he and his ministers are hell bent on extending the neocon project around the country.

"Can I just say this. Frankly, and in terms of disappointment, I am lifting my game and delivering on undertakings," he said.

"The bottom line is this: Australians are basic."

The PM didn't mention war, equity, the environment, climate change, handouts to big business, unions and real workers, corporatisation of sport, the disgraceful lack of media diversity, healthcare, education or anything else that people were pissed of at him about.

Government insiders are perplexed about the "whacking off" stance adopted by the PM. Some have quickly come forward and stated that they, too, expect to be whacked off by voters while others seem content to let the PM be the one who gets whacked off.

Australians Too Fat, Nude, Stupid, Are A Bunch Of Irresponsible Tsunami Gawkers (And Won't Wheel Their Bins In Within An Appropriate Timeframe): Ponds Institute

Brisbane's new garbage bin law is set to counteract all pollution throughout the city, especially when the tunnel starts operating

A new study conducted by the Ponds Institute's "Healthy Disrespect of Authority, Latin Roots And Critical Thinking Are Like Soooo Yesterday" Unit has revealed that Australians are too fat, nude, stupid, are a bunch of irresponsible tsunami gawkers (and won't wheel their bins in within an appropriate timeframe).

Speaking at the launch of his report at Surfers Paradise beach yesterday, Professor Panic said:

"Look at zeeze eediots! Vot sort of irresponzible clown goes to gawk at a tsunami? Zis iz a national dizgrace!"

Professor Panic, who conducted the research, says his analysis of the Financial Impacts of Being A Fat Arse data, collected in 1999-2000 and 2004-2005 shows that while they make good footage for health reports on the 7 o'clock news, the overweight are a burden on the Australian economy, and therefore we have all the more reason to tut tut at them.

"Ze mixed mezzages in ze media ov fast food advertizing on ze one hand, and diet productz and fitnezz regimes and reality showz about loozing veight on ze ozzer hand, are ze perfect rezipe - oh ha ha ha - get it? rezipe? for perpetuating ze very screwy society," he said.

"Ziz veekly obzezzion vith bodily perfection, strict dieting, exerzize regims, lapz bandz and ozzer cozmeticz zurgery iz not at all healsee and really rahza faszist, ezpecially ven Australianz are conztantly reminded vith ze contracdictory mezzage zat zey dezerve to indulge in excezzive conzumption, but vot can I zay? I have ze job to do, and zat iz to contribute to ze confuzion and never come up vith a solution."

Professor Panic said that the number of individuals who turned out to pose nude on the steps of the Sydney Opera House, and Brisbane's new law relating to wheely bins, illustrated that as well as being too fat, Australians were exceedingly stupid and therefore urgently needed a new curriculum.

"I zink parentz vill be very comfortable vith a curriculum zat ze King and Queen of veesel vords, newspeak, spin and strine have dictatorially impozed upon zis country," he said.

Innisfail Sitting Pretty Four Years On From Cyclone Larry

A plaque at the Johnstone Shire Hall states:

"After being devastated by Cyclone Larry on 20th March 2006, the refurbished Johnstone Shire Hall, a joint initiative of the Cassowary Coast Regional Council and the Queensland Government, was officially opened by Peter Cosgrove AC MC 4 July 2009"

People come from all over Queensland to taste the delights of Oliveri's Deli

"Art Deco Capital of Australia"

Mind your step outside the Innisfail Court House, the new pavers are quite treacherous in the wet!

Monument to sugar pioneers and the view over the junction of the north and south Johnstone River

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