Work in progress

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Anonymous

Rupert was a nasty piece of work. He ran the world but nobody knew exactly how.

Then he died a horrible and agonizing death and everybody lived much less miserably after.

Due to a drafting error in his tangled web of affairs, I then inherited a radio station.

I didn't know the first thing about radio stations but I was keen to be a hands on owner.

I sacked everybody and started from scratch.

I hired a bunch of journalists who had never worked for Rupert and had to train them in basic honesty. It wasn't easy, but eventually they flourished and we brought down the entire corrupted system and restored true democracy and accountability to Australia.

And then I awoke and realised that we are all doomed.

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