Lord Mayor's Busted Balls To Be Fixed

A couple of the balls in Reddacliff Place have been fenced off. According to the Brisbane City Council, the two "spheres" were vandalised by members of the public on Saturday 20 January, and have since been cordoned off to the public to prevent further damage. Council intends to repair these structures, and the spheres will remain in Reddacliff Place.

Donna Marcus is the artist with the brains behind these balls. She answered an initial call for expressions of interest from artists nationwide in late 2003 and was one of three artists invited to present their work to the Brisbane Square public art committee. She won the commission on the basis of her broader practice and was invited to develop a concept for the public spaces of Brisbane Square.

Marcus’ 'Steam' is comprised of 15 geodesic spheres ranging in size from 1.3m to 2.6m in diameter. Spread randomly throughout the main piazza, the scattered spheres wittily describe the space as a place for interaction and contemplation.

Each sphere is illuminated with as many as 16 coloured fluorescent lights so that at night the work takes on a dynamic dimension.

To donate to the Lord Mayor, just go to his website. Sorry, no link, just google it - you know the drill!

Funnelwebs Invade Inner Brisbane

Queensland Museum spider expert, Dr Robert Raven, has urged inner-Brisbane residents to be on the look out for Funnelweb spiders (Hadronyche infensa) following the hospitalisation of a bite victim.

For the first time, the venomous spiders have been found close to the City, in Newmarket, which borders Kedron Brook.

"Previously the only records of Funnelwebs were known from outer western and south-eastern suburbs near areas of rainforest or bushland such as Kenmore, Brookfield, The Gap, Rochedale and Mt Cotton," Dr Raven said.

"On investigation of the bite site, it seems that this spider was not isolated, with more than 20 burrows and many spiders discovered in the area.

"This is most unusual as Funnelwebs typically survive only in cool, moist rainforest areas.

"I suspect that Brisbane's reduced rain means that the spiders have moved closer to areas of higher humidity generated by the small amount watering that is being done around houses. The vicinity to Kedron Brook is also a factor because of the persistence of the native vegetation along its banks."

Dr Raven said that the local Funnelwebs (Hadronyche formidabilis, Hadronyche infensa and Hadronyche valida) are to be considered every bit as dangerous as the Sydney Funnelweb. When warm summer temperatures combine with heavy rainfall, such as stormy evenings, male Funnelwebs leave their burrows in search of female spiders.

"People should be aware of large black spiders walking at night or during or after rain," Dr Raven said.

"Male Funnelwebs actively search for females and wander at night, often during rain. They are large ground-dwelling spiders which are jet black, long legged and quickly rise into the attack position: front legs raised, fangs open with venom."

He said that any bite from a large black spider at these times should be treated with utmost care.

"If the victim has been envenomed, severe systemic distress, which includes laboured breathing, vomiting, and pupils fixed and dilated, is soon evident," Dr Raven said.

The Queensland Museum is the only authoritative source of Funnelweb identifications. The Museum operates a 7day/24hour emergency telephone identification service which you can call on 0412 848 467.

EYE ON THE SPIT

A piss poor photo of the Sea World Eye (and Development Application) taken from Sea World Drive on the Spit at Main Beach [30/01/07]

The 60 metre high Sea World Eye is now open although its approval appears to be pending, as the Development Application is still being processed.

According to a media release from Sea World, the Sea World Eye has 42 air-conditioned gondolas (each hold up to 6 people) and offers views of the scenic Gold Coast area and the Broadwater. It's the first time an attraction of this size will appear in Australia. Similar wheels exist in London, Manchester, Seville and Niagara Falls.

The Sea World Eye was manufactured by Swiss company, Ronald Bussink Professional Rides and is the largest transportable observation wheel in the world.

"We are thrilled to offer Australia's first giant observation wheel for the exclusive enjoyment of guests visiting Sea World over the Christmas holiday season. It will prove a fantastic and unique experience to complement the many other wonderful attractions, exhibits and events for all ages to explore and enjoy" said John Menzies, CEO of Warner Village Theme Parks.

A Place For The People?

The Brisbane City Council recently held opening celebrations for the Brisbane Square Library and Customer Centre. The events included a variety of concerts in Reddacliff Place, which is adjacent to the Brisbane Square building and opposite the Treasury Casino. On the Friday evening, a number of people gathered in the area at sunset to watch Brisbane bred muso legends 'The Boat People'.

That's all very groovy, but can a group of people gather to protest against the Howard government's policies regarding David Hicks or boat people in Reddacliff Place? A group of seasoned Brisbane activists exercised their right to demonstrate in this new public space when they held a peaceful protest against the detention of David Hicks in Guantanamo Bay earlier this month.

About 50 people were present for the rally - a large banner was held out and leaflets were distributed. Speakers included Sam Watson, Senator Andrew Bartlett and a representative from Amnesty International. Prior to the commencement of the rally, a group of burly Council employees (and a squad of police on mountain bikes) appeared, who according to Brisbane activist Mr Mark Gillespie, tried to lay down the law and said the protest was not allowed.

"At one stage a police van was driven into the square to try and intimidate us," he said. "People stood their ground however and eventually the word came down from the council hierarchy that we were to be left alone. The police and council officers disappeared and our protest went ahead without any further hitches."

Council have since advised that rallies and protests are not permitted in Reddacliff Place but it seems that under the 1992 Peaceful Assembly Act, a group of citizens have the right to hold a protest in any public space, as long as the rights and freedoms of other citizens are not affected.

Usually the organiser of a rally or protest to be held in a Brisbane park or public space must give 5 days notice, but this can mean the right to hold the protest can be challenged. The current King George Square redevelopment and the recent decimation of the Roma Street Forum to make way for the Inner Northern Busway has meant that Queens Park and the newly opened Reddacliff Place are the only public spaces in Brisbane's CBD where citizens can hold a public rally or protest.

Senator Andrew Bartlett said, "I definitely believe people should be able to hold protests and forums in Brisbane Square. It is a good location for it, and would not disrupt people doing other things. Prior to the new building adjoining this area being built there was a park which people could use which caused no problems for anyone. There are too few places where people can just give out public information, let alone hold forums and rallies, especially with the current construction around King George Square and Roma St Forum."

 

Reddacliff Place was named in honour of the architect and urban planner Trevor Reddacliff, who passed away just over a year ago. From his role in the construction of the Riverside Centre to the Chairmanship of the Urban Renewal Taskforce and his influence on the CBD master plan, Reddacliff certainly left his mark on Brisbane - and not just on the built environment. He also helped take Brisbane's burgeoning cultural life to its current dizzy heights with his involvement in Warana, the Brisbane Festival and the River Festival.

Referring to Reddacliff's passing in the Brisbane City Council minutes of 7 February, 2006, Lord Mayor Campbell Newman said, "He was a great friend of this city." While Deputy Mayor David Hinchcliffe said, "I remember that he always said, in relation to urban renewal, that it is not about bricks and mortar, it's about people."

With that in mind, surely Reddacliffe Place should be a place for everyone in the community - even citizens who wish to exercise their democratic right to hold peaceful protests and rallies?

Pomp And Pageantry in the Parklands

About 200 happy, and patriotic Australians attended the flag raising ceremony and 21-cannon salute in the Roma Street Parklands to celebrate Australia Day.

Some onlookers from the Parklands residential development, which overlooks the celebration lawn, displayed Australian flags from their balconies, while many in the crowd carried mini flags. Despite the recent media beatup, only one young boy was spied dressed in an Australian flag.

The Governor, Quentin Bryce, Premier Peter Beattie, and Lord Mayor Campbell Newman all gave speeches which gave the impression they think Australia has the best democracy in the world. I suppose you would think that if you were an elected representative, or part of the Brisbane aristocracy. They, and the other dignitaries sat beneath a white marquee, which was quite a distance from the hoi polloi - who weren't really hoi polloi - just obedient, middle class folk.

The flag raising ceremony included a Australian Defence Force 100-man honour guard, which became 99 when one young officer collapsed in the searing heat. The military band were resplendent in pristine white, and stole the show as they played those swinging all time favourites including 'Road To Gundagai' and 'Australians Sunset Ostriches'. A bloke in a suit accompanied the band for a rather stirring musical rendition of Dorothea Mackellar's 'My Country'.

An F-111 (I think) flew over and the 21-cannon salute was a loud and smoky climax to the event - but kind of spooky - given that kind of sound means death and destruction in some parts of the world.

It was all over quickly and life goes on. A group of engrossed emergency services personnel were called out halfway through proceedings to attend to an emergency in Red Hill, while everyone else toddled off to barbeques or the shops.

Happy Australia Day!

From 'The Dead Heart', from the album '20,000 Watt R.S.L.', Midnight Oil

We don't serve your country
Don't serve your king
White man listen to the songs we sing
White man came took everything

We carry in our hearts the true country
And that cannot be stolen
We follow in the steps of our ancestry
And that cannot be broken

We don't need protection
Don't need your land
Keep your promise on where we stand
We will listen we'll understand

Mining companies, pastoral companies
Uranium companies
Collected companies
Got more right than people
Got more say than people

Forty thousand years can make a difference to the state of things
The dead heart lives here

An Act of "Integrity"?

Prior to Christmas last year, nineteen minor political parties throughout Australia were de-registered under a provision of the Electoral and Referendum Amendment (Electoral Integrity and Other Measures) Act 2006, which requires political parties to have a member in Parliament.

The parties may re-register, but will have to demonstrate that their name cannot be misconstrued as representing that of another political party, prove that they have at least 500 members, and have a constitution.

One of the de-registered parties, the Queensland Greens, have stated on their website that this will not impact on them because they contest federal elections under the "Australian Greens" banner. However, they are critical of the government for its "cynical abuse of democratic practice":

"There are many political parties that have wide memberships, clear places in the Australian political fabric and constituencies that would like to see their names on the ballot paper."

Indeed the legislation could be read as favouring the major parties and reinforcing the democratic duopoly, by imposing impossible conditions upon minor parties.

A spokesperson for the Socialist Alliance, who have applied for re-registration but are unsure if they will be allowed to participate in the 2007 election said, "People have to realise how difficult it has become to establish an alternative political party outside the major players...Regardless of what common platform a group of candidates may share, each of them are being forced, in effect, to stand as independents."

Far from strengthening the "integrity" of the electoral system, the new guidelines for political parties protect the major parties from what the spokesperson calls "electoral breakouts" such as "the rise of the Greens and the electoral successes of One Nation."

"The formal recognition of competing political positions is contained and debate is more easily manipulated. For instance, the phenomenon of the Nuclear Disarmament Party in 1984 which kick started Peter Garrett's political career and was the foothold for the Greens in federal parliament would be impossible today, as the electoral process is constrained by so many regulations." he said.

In their recent book 'Limiting Democracy: The Erosion of Electoral Rights In Australia', Professors Colin A Hughes and Brian Costar argue that for the "major" minor parties, the numbers of representatives they have elected can translate into cold cash as well as parliamentary clout.

But not all of the minor parties are worried about their de-registration or the implications for Australia's democracy. Founder of the Shooters Party, Mr John Tingle said, "Our re-registration is in process, and should be complete soon. I understand that at least the Christian Democratic Party and the Fishing Party have also applied. We have been advised informally by the AEC that there will be no problem with our re-registration, since we had already been re-registered after the 2004 election."

Yet they also acknowledge the Government's motives behind the "de-registration" component of the Legislation. Mr Tingle went on to say, "It's my understanding that this is a clean-out process, and that many of the smaller parties mentioned in the release will not meet whatever criteria they are setting for re-registration. A sort of political "ethnic cleansing!" While Mr Phil Lamb, State Director of the Christian Democrat Party said, "This legislation was introduced to weed out the phoney parties, for example, Liberals for Forests."

The founder of Liberals for Forests, Dr Keith Woollard, was recently quoted in 'The Age' as saying that the de-registration laws were introduced after the Coalition claimed that Liberals for Forests was responsible for former children and youth affairs minister Larry Anthony losing the seat of Richmond in the last federal election.

When debating the the Electoral and Referendum Amendment (Electoral Integrity and Other Measures) Bill Act in the House of Representatives last year, Shadow Special Minister of State Mr Alan Griffin MP, stated that it was one of the "most outrageous attacks on Australian democracy since 1901."

In an interview last week, Mr Griffin said the Labor Party opposes substantial sections of the Act such as provisions relating to control over political donations, the early closure of the electoral roll and the new proof of identity requirements. As for the amendment that excludes approximately 20,000 prisoners from voting, Mr Griffin said that the Labor Party believes prisoners who have been convicted for three years or less should have the right to vote.

Mr Griffin said that once in government, the Labor Party would "reverse the changes", but that there are aspects of the legislation they have "no problem" with. "Political parties should be able to prove they have support in the broader community," he said, referring to the Act's new requirements for party registration.

What's That Bloody Racket?

As the new year begins in earnest, Brisbane's inner city again becomes a noisy place to be. Buildings being demolished (and built), tunnels and busways under construction, and leaf-blowers spreading detritus into someone else's personal space, are all part of the rich tapesty of inner city life.

Although the recent real estate boom seems to have resulted in an ever-increasing amount of building noise, a spokesperson from the Brisbane City Council has advised that Local Laws relating to the times that building noise is permitted have not changed in the last couple of years.

But unlike the Valley Music Harmony Plan, which is specific in its prescription of permissable noise levels for entertainment venues under the Amplified Music Venues Local Law 2006, the laws relating to noise offences under 1998 Environmental Protection Regulation Act appear to have a few little loopholes.

Under the Act, building work being carried out by a registered builder is not permitted between the hours of 6.30 pm to 6.30 am, Monday to Saturday, and at any time Sundays and public holidays. Yet noise emanating from your neighbour's power tools is not permitted between 7.00 pm to 7.00 am Monday to Saturday, and 7.00 pm to 8.00 am Sunday and public holidays.

So there's a half an hour on Saturday mornings where your neighbour is not allowed to use their leaf-blower or grass-cutter, but the gents demolishing the 1960s wing of a nearby hospital, a similar vintage CWA building, or "refurbishing" the old Lady Bowen complex can jackhammer to their heart's content.

Noise is part of life for the inner city resident - but if music noise is regulated so closely, why can't we have an extra half hour of peace on Saturday morning?

One of the former Lady Bowen buildings - recently stripped bare!

King George Square To Keep Its Name

Just prior to Christmas, the statue of King George V was finally trucked off into storage.

A Brisbane City Council spokesperson has said the sculptures in King George Square, including the lions, the Petrie Tableau and those in 'Speakers' Corner' (Steele Rudd, Emma Miller and Sir Charles Lilley) will be returned to the square if the Council's Heritage Unit considers their place in the square to be of significance.

The refurbished King George Square will feature a viewing platform, shaded recreation area and large deck structure that mimics the popular verandah on many Brisbane homes.

The new look square will also feature lots of shaded areas, either through tree foliage or the deck roofing, enabling it to be functional at all times of the year.

The spokesperson advised that Council does not currently have plans to re-name King George Square.

NEWSFLASH!

BCC Fixogram works! Deceased possum in Bradley Street removed within 24 hours of emailing the Fixogram Folk! Thanks CAN DO!

Well either that, or someone put it in their bin for bin night!

Some Queensland Sheffield Shield History

Cricket in Brisbane dates back to colonial times when it was played at Green Hills, Petrie Terrace (the area upon which the Roma Street Railway now stands) and then the Exhibition Ground. As a form of leisure, competitive cricket thrived in Queensland. Throughout the state teams were formed on the basis of locality, and were often comprised of men from specific religious denominations or professions. Even the Goodna Asylum had a team!

The Queensland Cricket Association (QCA) was established in 1876 and many inter-state contests were held between Queensland and New South Wales. Queensland also played visiting teams from England. In 1891 the the Southern Queensland Cricket Union amalgamated with the QCA and the Woolloongabba reserve was finally designated the Brisbane Cricket Ground (or the 'Gabba') in 1895.

Yet for all our love of the game, Queensland was not admitted to play in the Sheffield Shield (which commenced in 1892/93) until 1926!

The Sheffield Shield was named in honour of Lord Sheffield who in 1891 donated 150 pounds to the NSW Cricketing Association. According to David Falkenmire in "At Last! The Quest For The Shield 1926 - 1995", Lord Sheffield "aimed to restore the popularity of the noble game in the colonies of New South Wales, Victoria and South Australia after a decline in the success of Australian teams against England in the 1880s."

In his book 'Green Hills to the 'Gabba: The Story of Queensland Cricket', Ian Diehm chronicles the struggles of the QCA to have a test match held in Brisbane, and outlines how the QCA finally secured admission to the Sheffield Shield competition. Our inclusion came after years of countering administrative and advocacy obstacles, which politely conveyed the southern states' snooty perceptions of our poor performance, attendance numbers and unacceptable playing grounds.

Yet in the 'Official Souvenir of Queensland's Entry Into The Sheffield Shield 1876 - 1926' (compiled by L H Kearney), Mr J S Hutcheon, the then Chairman of the QCA graciously wrote in his official message:

"Queensland, at any rate, commences her career of Sheffield Shield cricket under most favourable conditions, and with the utmost good will of the three big southern states. They have in the past assisted us very materially in the development of our game; and at no small inconvenience to themselves, they have hastened the day of our inclusion among the "Big Four."

Captained by the mighty Stuart Law (a Craigslea State High alumni) Queensland finally won the Sheffield Shield in 1995. Yet the trophy ended on a sour note, when in 1999, the Pura Milk Cup replaced the Sheffield Shield. So, after all the years of effort Queensland will never again be able to win the "Sheffield Shield".

Diminishing Democracy
A Media Release from the Australian Electoral Commission

On 22 December 2006, the delegate of the Australian Electoral Commission wrote to the following political parties to advise them they would be deregistered on 27 December 2006, as required by Schedule 3 of the Electoral and Referendum Amendment (Electoral Integrity and Other Measures) Act 2006 :

Christian Democratic Party (Fred Nile Group)
Citizens Electoral Council of Australia
Citizens Electoral Council of Australia (NSW Division)
Help End Marijuana Prohibition
Hope Party – ethics equality ecology
liberals for forests
New Country Party
No Goods and Services Tax Party
Non-Custodial Parents Party
One Nation Queensland Division
One Nation Western Australia
People Power
Progressive Labour Party
Queensland Greens
Republican Party of Australia
Socialist Alliance
The Australian Shooters Party
The Fishing Party
The Great Australians

The legislation, which commenced on 22 June 2006, provided for the automatic deregistration of all currently registered political parties six months after its Royal Assent, that is on 27 December 2006, with exceptions for parties that: have a member in the current Commonwealth Parliament and have been reviewed by the Australian Electoral Commission as being eligible for registration during the life of the current Parliament; or had a member elected to a previous Commonwealth Parliament and by 25 September 2006 submitted a successful claim for exemption from deregistration on that basis with the required evidence in support.

Any political party that is deregistered may re-apply for registration, and must comply with the current requirements in the Electoral Act, including the naming provisions. Political parties that re-apply for registration within 12 months of Royal Assent will not be required to pay the $500 application fee.

Parkland Pavilion Vandalised

The award winning Harry Oakman Pavilion, in the Roma Street Parklands was vandalised over the Christmas New Year Period.

The glass panel in the viewing box has damage, which looks like either a gunshot or other sharp object, and has been boarded off.

A spokesperson from the Parklands said the pavilion was vandalised at some time during the night.

*UPDATE* The pavilion appears to have been repaired, as folks were viewed to be enjoying a function there on Saturday afternoon [6/01/07].

Parkland Plaque Replaced

A plaque commemorating the 9/11 tragedy, which disappeared last September, has finally been replaced. The plaque was presented to the US consul representative in October 2001, following a service during which Queensland Firefighters paid tribute to their US colleagues who died in the World Trade Centre on 9/11. The plaque is was located beneath a magnolia tree alongside the main pathway in the Albert Park area of the Roma Street Parklands.

Pyrex Problems

This email was sent to Pyrex on 28/01/07 and is the first entry on our new 'Consumer Page'. Thanks to my Dad, for the old 'Choice' magazines over the weekend, I am re-inspired to confront those faceless multinationals on behalf of all Australians, and, you know, ask them a few questions.

I have covered confectionary stories involving Streets Jellytips, Triple Treats and Turkish Delight in the past, but didn't keep their responses. Sorry.

To: Pyrex

From, "Cracked", Spring Hill, Brisbane, Australia

Hi!

I have a well-loved (very nearly heirloom) pyrex dish which is about twenty-one centimetres in diameter and of questionable age.

Just wondering, I always throught Pyrex was indestructable, yet the night before last, I had been cooking a Pavlova (it was Australia Day) at 150 celsius, placed the pyrex dish on the bench and it cracked! It gave me a real shock because my fluffy pavlova just went flat and also, because the PYREX dish cracked. Which is why, when I yelled out, my husband said, "What is it honey?", and ran in from the verandah, and when I said, "The Pyrex Just Cracked!" he was incredulous.

And, the cat is depressed now, and doesn't meow anymore.

Anyway, is there a lifetime guarantee on Pyrex products?

Regards,

Page 95 Chaper Four, 'The Branding of Learning' from the book 'No Logo' by Naomi Klein:

"Perhaps the most infamous of these experiments occurred in 1998, when Coca-Cola ran a competition asking several schools to come up with a strategy for distributing Coke coupons to students. The school that devised the best promotional strategy would win $500. Greenbriar High school in Evans, Georgia, took the contest extremely seriously, calling an official Coke Day in late March during which all students came to school in Coca-Cola T-shirts, posed for a photograph in a formation spelling Coke, attended lectures given by Coca-Cola executives and learned about all things black and bubbly in their classes. It was a little piece of branding heaven until it came to the principal's attention that in an act of hideous defiance, one Mike Cameron, a nineteen-year-old senior, had come to school wearing a T-shirt with a Pepsi logo. He was promptly suspended for the offense. "I know it sounds bad - 'Child suspended for wearing Pepsi shirt on Coke day,'" said principal Gloria Hamilton. "It really would have been acceptable...if it had just been in-house, but we had the regional president hear and people flew in from Atlanta to do us the honour of being resource speakers. These students knew we had guests."

'Underground', Andrew McGahan, Allen & Unwin, 2006

Reviewed By Syd Sider

McGahan uses an interesting device to narrate this ripping yarn in the first person, which ultimately removes the need to suspend disbelief. Throughout the frolic, covering a frantic month on the run, the reader doesn’t know how this hunted man gets to write his story but the hints start on the first pages. The last pages explain all.

Literary devices aside, this is as good a read as his novel based on the corrupted Joh years in 'Last Drinks' but more speculative than observational. If only J. W. Howard had an evil, ‘Les Patterson-cross-Chris Skase’, twin brother!

The opening scene is set during a cyclone. It’s destroying a never to be used Queensland coastal resort where Leo James (the PM’s twin brother) has lost other people’s money and is holed up alone on a bender. He decides to leave the devastation and quickly gets abducted, held prisoner and freed by all sorts of people. There is lots of shooting and tough guy action.

Over the last few years there has been a popular resurgence of interest in George Orwell’s 'Nineteen Eighty Four' and this novel is a nod to that study of power, politics and information. There is a great conspiracy against the lucky and yet unlucky Leo and the people he meets along the way, but it isn’t a theory, it’s real. He goes very close to the bone of the reality of our situation but McGahan, hopefully, has not been too unsubtle in this tale that he gets no more invitations to News-Limited book events!

His latest book is a page-turner ripping yarn with laughs, stereotypes and a subtle warning about cause and effect.

A Review of Chris Masters' 'Jones Town'
by
Mr Sydney

Never mind what you have heard about the book or the man. Whatever your opinion of his methods, views and legend, this is a thorough exploration of the life and times of Mr Alan Jones, with some fascinating insights into his formative years. The feeling throughout this easy read is that the biographer has started with the powerfully influential Jones of the present, and recent decades past, and tried to review the early years for an explanation of that power and his drive to achieve it.

Alan Jones is a remarkably wealthy and powerfully influential “success story” and this book does him no injustice. Without the more formal experience or connections usually needed, he managed to get the chance to manage and coach the Wallabies to historic success in the early 1980s. He was a formidable tennis player and competitor in Brisbane before heading south to Sydney’s King’s College as an English master. An Ipswich Grammar old boy (not mentioned in the book) remembers Jones's tennis playing prowess as a schoolboy representing Toowomba Grammar School, particularly the way he would hit a high, backhand smash with total belief and sheer determination.

The relatively tough years from childhood leading up to and including his time at Toowoomba Grammar before going to Kelvin Grove Teachers’ College and the tales from his early teaching life draw an upward graph of determination to be better than average. His tireless ambition makes this reader feel positively slack.

It should be mentioned however, that although Masters says Jones “negotiated” a three year contract after a one year teacher training course at Kelvin Grove Teachers' College, it is highly likely that along with many other country kids, Jones had a two year Junior scholarship which provided assistance to do Senior. If that were the case, he would then have been bonded to the Queensland Department of Education for three years.

In one sense the book is an unsatisfactory exercise because there is no single simple answer to the question of how one man can exert so disproportionate power on politicians of both main parties (after all, he is a Sydney based radio commentator with a large but unrepresentative audience). At the same time it goes some way to humanizing the subject almost to the extent of the “wizard” revealed behind the curtain at the end of that famous Judy Garland film. Masters’ fairness to his subject may prove painful to Jones haters as well as the blindly faithful.

There are plenty of examples of his power over the subservient but, as an insubordinate individualist, my favourite excerpt is a rare example of the time a giant of a man (metaphorically and literally), Stan Pilecki, stood up to Jones after a particularly vitriolic screech in the rugby days: “…he ambled from the field with the shriek of Jones still ringing in his ears, passed the coach in his green and gold tracksuit, blew a smoke ring in his face and said, ‘I hope you are hoarse, you c**t, because I am f**king deaf’. Alan giggled, and the rest fell about laughing.” Sticking to the metaphor, it was a “Dorothy peers behind the curtain” scene and momentarily the wizard was exposed.

Unlike the movie, the wizard eliminates and silences all “Dorothys” and amazingly is able to maintain the illusion. A great read for anyone interested in how power, media and politics intersect.

'Jonestown: The power and the myth of Alan Jones' by Chris Masters is published by Allen and Unwin Australia.

Cnr of Boundary and Water Streets, outside the former Apple building where the mystery men now work [captured 20/01/07].

'Mr Salami': Angsty, bold red lipstick-like slashes against a pure, white background. Culture jamming on the skewed sexual preferences of Spring Hill's inhabitants, an observation of the giant salami on sale in the IGA deli, or how the artist feels about her husband? Note how the "a" appears - either she didn't go to school in Queensland, or is displaying a hint of pretentiousness.

A stark, Nolanesque impromptu behind a wall at the front of Bread House on Gregory Terrace, Spring Hill. Captured on 10/01/07

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