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Real Aussie Heroes

Ambulance Week 2010 - Queensland Ambulance Service award best performers in the State:

QAS Media Release [10/9/10]

A selection of Queensland Ambulance Service frontline personnel, volunteers, Triple Zero call takers and young heroes were today hailed the best in Queensland with the announcement of the Commissioners State Star Care Award winners.

Emergency Services Minister Neil Roberts congratulated each of the award winners and again thanked them for their contribution to the Queensland Ambulance Service and the wider community. ...

QAS Commissioner David Melville said the State Star Care Awards, held during Ambulance Week (6-12 September) was a unique occasion on the QAS calendar and in 2010 he was delighted to award recipients from as far north as Cairns and as far south as Runaway Bay.

In the State's north Karen Beattie of Cairns was named Emergency Medical Dispatcher of the Year while Paramedic Bernadette Carnes, based at South Townsville Station, took out the title of Paramedic of the Year.

"Karen is the calming voice people can rely on in an emergency situation, she has a unique ability to calm and direct an anxious caller, relay vital lifesaving advice, and also has the patience to mentor and guide fellow colleagues making her a worthy recipient of the EMD of the Year award," Mr Melville said.

"Having alr eady delivered 15 years of service as both an Advanced Care Paramedic and Peer Support Officer, Bernadette shows the same professionalism, passion and dedication for her job as she did on her first day on road. Her performance ensures ambulance services across North Queensland remain at the highest standard."

In Central Queensland, six-year-old Grace Spinks of Biloela was announced as the State's Young Hero of the Year after her quick thinking and extraordinary bravery saved the lives of her mother and little brother after their car veered off road and down a 50-foot embankment on the Bruce Highway, Miriam Vale in June.

"Grace assured her mum she would get help, grabbing her two-year-old brother who had a fractured femur, carried him up the embankment, and signalled a truck driver over for help. When emergency help arrived Grace led them to the crash scene and relayed all her details to the paramedics," Mr Melville said.

Volunteers from South Western Queensland and the South Burnett were also among the State recipients, with William (Bill) Wood of Jandowae (20-years) awarded the Local Ambulance Committee State Achiever of the Year and Philippa Anne Mayson of Yarraman First Responder Group (11-years) named the State's Honorary Ambulance Officer of the Year.

In Brisbane, Brendan Maher of Nathan Ambulance Station took out the State Patient Transport Officer of the Year for always putting his patients first and thinking outside the square, while Wendy Lowes was named the Support Officer of the Year for ensuring the smooth operation and human resource management for the Brisbane Region Ambulance Service.

Finally, in the south east, Runaway Bay was named the Ambulance Station of the Year for the support it provides for student paramedics and for delivering a remarkable level of service to the local community despite ongoing population growth in the area.

Each of the State award recipients also won the s ame category in their respective Regions.

Ambulance Week is an annual event coordinated by the Queensland Ambulance Service designed to celebrate and recognise the dedication and commitment of QAS members, paid and volunteer, operational and non-operational and past and present.

Summary of award recipients are:
Paramedic of the Year - Bernadette Carnes ACP - South Townsville Station
Patient Transport Officer of the Year - Brendan Maher - Nathan Ambulance Station (Brisbane)
Emergency Medical Dispatcher of the Year - Karen Beattie - Cairns
Honorary Ambulance Officer of the Year - Philippa Ann Mayson - Yarraman First Responder Group
Station of the Year - Runaway Bay Station - Gold Coast
Local Ambulance Committee Achiever of the Year - William (Bill) Wood - Jandowae
Support Officer of the Year - Wendy Lowes - Brisbane Region
Young Hero of the Year - Grace Spinks -Biloela

ACF's 2010 National Agenda For A Sustainable Australia

Our economy is too dependent on energy sources that cause pollution. It’s damaging our health and it’s making climate change worse. We need to reduce pollution and make clean energy cheaper through large scale development of solar, wind and geothermal power.

The health of our vital life support systems - rivers, wetlands, forests and oceans - are already under severe stress and our special places like the Great Barrier Reef and Kakadu are under threat. Protecting our environment means healthier air, cleaner water and a safer future for our children. To restore the health of our environment we need to transition to a cleaner economy.

Here’s what politicians should do:

1. Lead the transition from a pollution dependent economy to a cleaner economy. Ensure there is an incentive to transition to a cleaner economy, by rewarding big companies that cut pollution and charging those that don’t.

2. Make clean energy cheaper. Rapidly scale up clean energy like wind and solar power, making it cheaper, faster.

3. Invest in cleaner, more sustainable cities with better transport systems. Boost spending on public and active transport systems to provide affordable, cleaner transport choices.

4. Rescue our life support systems by protecting and restoring the health of our rivers, wetlands, forests and oceans. Protect our special places like the Murray-Darling, the Kimberley, Kakadu, our forests and create a network of large marine sanctuaries.

Read our 2010 National Agenda for a Sustainable Australia »

Our Governments Don't Want Free Public Transport Because It Would Work

Only a Government beholden to the interests of the fossil fuel, road building and car industries would be glorifying adornments such as personalised numberplates in an era of climate change, peak oil and population strain

The Minister for Transport has responded to a recent Parliamentary Petition requesting a free, six month bus service trial to encourage people to take up public transport on the Gold Coast.

Rachel Nolan has written a two-page letter to petitioners in response, listing an array of public transport expenditure and without any reasoning says "No".

Which is interesting, because the Government are always able to transport sports fans for free to and from corporate football games.

Free and reliable public transport would impress and encourage tourists to the Gold Coast, and congestion would be reduced making it much easier for residents to get around, conduct their business and shop etc.

We need an open and informed debate that looks at the big picture of public transport, including total cost, actual revenue from ticket sales, and costs of administering the fare system.

Many other cities in the world have free public transport, why can't we?

The Sound Strike's Petition To Stop SB 1070

We are calling for fans of music the world over, who recognize that this is one of the most important struggles for civil and human rights of our generation, to stand with us and refuse to lend their economic support to the state of Arizona until this unjust law is revoked.

We can also put some much needed pressure upon the Obama Administration to use his executive branch authority to prevent the implementation of this unjust law:

Mr. President, please take action!

We are asking you to do everything within your power to protect civil rights in Arizona. Throughout our nation's history, there have been times when the federal government has had to take swift action to stop states from shredding bedrock Constitutional protections and to ensure the safety of targeted minorities.

Arizona's new law is an assault on the US Constitution and and an affront to the civil rights that were earned by generations who came before us. When states disregard the Constitution, when they sanction mistreatment of communities, it is the imperative of the Executive Branch to take the lead in defending the U.S. Constitution.

While we wait for Congress to act, we implore you take necessary and appropriate action to ensure that our brothers and sisters in Arizona do not continue to suffer.

Miners And Business Leaders Sharpen Their Negossiating Skills

Australia's political class: Totally incapable of lying straight in bed or anything bordering on journalism or intellectually honest commentary

In the wake of yesterday's election result, Australia's struggling big business leaders and miners are speaking out and asserting their rights as constituents.

"We just want the certainty of neoliberal legislation being rammed through parliament without any kind of deliberation," they all said.

"We also want to continue polluting the environment without any regulation, making you do more work for less money year after year, and siphoning off your taxes in the form of fossil fuel subsidies and corporate welfare - business as usual if you like."

A bunch of self-styled has beens who should have crawled under a rock a long time ago agree.

"It's good to see the media focussing on trivial points of difference rather than the positives, as well as resuming their reporting of simple, facile things, sound grabs, talking points and performing the role of reading out press releases and infotainment and disseminating PR," they said.

"Kumbaya. They made the wrong decision, it's going to be a wild ride, that Oakeshott speech was excruciating, this is the most left-wing government Australia has ever seen, our electorate is going to miss out, the independents are selfish, their constitutents didn't want them to do what they did, Swan's already diddled Windsor," they added.

Meanwhile, the citizens of France are protesting in their millions because their neoliberal leader wants to raise their retirement age to 62.

When the Rudd Government did this, Australians copped it without a whimper.

In France the Government is scared of the people, which is the way it ought to be.

"Another invasion" -- Mick Dodson, former Australian of the Year

An email from 'GetUp!' to supporters [6/9/10]:

It beggars belief that this is even legal in Australia. Aboriginal land in one of our most fragile ecosystems has just been earmarked for compulsory acquisition by the Western Australian Government. The reason? Energy giants including BP, Woodside, Chevron and Shell want to build a gas pipeline, and they don't want to wait for Indigenous consultation.

Some traditional owners are in favour of the pipeline, others disagree. But one thing is clear: compulsory acquisition means no genuine consultation, and far less compensation if the project goes ahead.

We need to respond quickly and make sure Premier Barnett's announcement is met with national outrage. Locals are delivering a petition to the Premier's office next week. Can you back them up by adding your name today, and asking your friends to do the same?

http://www.getup.org.au/campaign/NoCompulsoryAcquisition

The nation is talking about hung parliament negotiations in the marble halls of Parliament House. But far away, in the red dirt of James Price Point, 400km from Broome on the Dampier Peninsula, there is another power struggle going on; pitting the profits of BP, Shell, Woodside and Chevron against the rights of Indigenous Australians. You can help shift the balance.

There are numerous registered Aboriginal heritage sites in the vicinity of James Price Point (Walmadan). Locals tell of Indigenous burial sites and ancient rock art; in some areas you can actually see the footprints of prehistoric birds, long extinct. But the Western Australian Premier wants to bypass Aboriginal elders in what's been called "colonialism all over again" by Wayne Bergmann, Kimberly Land Council CEO. And what's more, the project hasn't even received environmental approvals required by State or Federal law.

This is about more than one site, or one gas pipeline. Compulsory acquisition in WA would put the profits of multinationals above the rights of traditional owners -- and threatens decades of progress on land rights.

Can you stand with traditional owners behind a campaign to stop compulsory acquisition?

http://www.getup.org.au/campaign/NoCompulsoryAcquisition

Colin Barnett's decision could set back the Indigenous Rights movement by 30 years or more. Together we have the opportunity to ensure this doesn't happen.

Thanks for standing up,
the GetUp team

Warmongering Neocons And Free Market Fundamentalists Still Trying To Run This Wide Brown Land

From Chapter 4, "An Unnecessary War" in 'Axis of Deceit: The Story of the Intelligence Officer Who Risked All To Tell the Truth About WMD and Iraq' by Andrew Wilkie [2004]:

... That ONA - and therefore the senior figures in the Australian government - understood clearly what was going on in Washington is evidenced by my recollection of an afternoon tea meeting in 2002 at the Australian Strategic Policy Institute (ASPI) in Canberra. At this meeting the members of ONA's Strategic Analysis Branch, including myself, argued strongly with the disbelieving ASPI head Hugh White about the inevitability of the impending war. White was convinced that the US would not go to war with Iraq, and also made the assessment that Iraq had a substantial WMD capability. So much for Australia's top think-tank. ...

It's "very fun" to talk about foreign policy on 'Lateline', isn't it Leigh Sales? Just like it's very important to shore up the neoliberal position when it is crumbling beneath your feet by interviewing Professor Peter Kenyon, just like you did all those years ago when he was a "community consultant" hey Brigid Glanville?

560 Australians Inhale Deeply And Appreciate the Aroma As Rupert Murdoch Farts Again

Did you know Sarah Cruikshank was a staffer for Helen Coonan and Brendan Nelson?

A new poll has revealed 560 Australians would prefer another election over a hung parliament.

News Ltd is getting so desperate for an Abbott government that they commissioned ex-Howard staff to create some facts to force gullible Australians into thinking they want another election. The facts took some really creative creating but, after a tough weekend on the phones push-polling like crazy, the team finally managed to find 560 people whose answers could be misrepresented in a form acceptable to their boss.

"Shit it was hard," said one pollster.

"People really hate the idea of going back to the polls when they've just put up with six weeks of that rubbish and they don't want to do it all again. The message we kept getting was that they've voted and just want to be left alone. Some people would just accept that reality and get on with it, but that was not our brief. Our instructions were quite explicit: 'Get a poll proving Australians want a re-election!', it was tough.

"You see, our main problem was that News Ltd has lost all credibility and really only holds sway with the most disconnected and out-of-touch hacks within the main political parties. A tiny minority of people really. But they still believe everything we say and think we have some kind of authority with the public. Loons!" she added.

The results of the poll were bizarely presented by the ABC and Fairfax as having something other than laugh value.

The three independents issued a statement saying that the Murdoch press were proven crooks and liars to be ignored by serious people, which was reported by News Ltd under the headline: "Independents set to support Abbott: Honestly."

'That Ain't Bad': The 2010 "You Can Bet Your Little White Cottontails I Won't Be Buying A Bonds Tube Bra" Version

When they told me the really bad news
No more job for little ol' me
They told me they were outsourcin'
The sewin' of King Gees

Well screw you

Yeah eh eh eyah

Screw you

Sarah Murdoch and some other people
Had a fashion parade so groovy
Well you'll never catch me in a bra tube
Not even if they were free

I hate you

Yeah eh eh eah

I hate you

They told me your profits were high
Now they make Hard Yakka overseas
But I can't seem to see that side
A Rat Cat song'll never sell me

So screw you
And your stupid fuckin' ad

Energy For Sustainable Futures

From 'A Voice Of Reason: Reflections On Australia' by Ian Lowe [2010]:

Based on a chapter in 'Ten Commitments, Steve Morton, David Lindenmayer, Stephen Dovers and Molly Harriss Olsen (eds), CSIRO Publishing, 2008

... The 2006 report Bright Future showed that we could still get 25 per cent of our power from a mix of renewables by 2020, despite 15 years of inaction since the 1992 report. This strategy would be better for employment and the economy generally than the present approach. The 2003 government report National Framework for Energy Efficiency estimated that domestic, industrial and commercial energy use could be cut 30 per cent using measures that would repay the initial investment in less than four years. That approach would create more than 10,000 jobs in activities such as retro-fitting buildings, installing solar hot water systems and replacing inefficient equipment, mostly in regional Australia. Efficiency measures and a real commitment to renewable energy would employ about as many people as the entire workforce of the coal industry. As this essay was being edited for this book, a new US study concluded that the entire world could be powered by renewables by 2030 at acceptable cost, using technology that exists and is proven cost-effective now.

In A Clean Energy Future for Australia, Hugh Saddler and his co-authors concluded that solar hot water and improved efficiency could be used to reduce electricity demand in 2040 to 14 per cent below the 2001 value, despite anticipated population growth. This is a crucial point. Studies that assume continuing growth in energy use often conclude that new renewable capacity cannot be built fast enough. Solar hot water is the most obvious cost-effective way of reducing electricity demand, since the time to recoup the capital cost almost anywhere in mainland Australia is less than the guarantee period for modern equipment. It makes sense to mandate solar hot water now for all of mainland Australia except those few sites where solar access is limited by other buildings.

There are always winners and losers from major policy changes, so we should develop transitional strategies to handle the structural consequences. Achieving change on the necessary scale requires price signals, appropriate regulation and a process of social learning involving the whole community. The obvious way to fund the transition is to phase out the huge current subsidies of fossil fuel supply and use. Various studies estimate the annual public subsidy of fossil fuel supply and use in Australia to be between 5 and 8 billion dollars, without allowing for the costs of climate change. We should systematically transfer these public funds to the expansion of renewable energy supply technologies and efficiency gains. A high priority should be the restoration of a fund to support research, development and demonstration projects in these fields.

We should also provide financial incentives to encourage low-carbon approaches to meet our material needs. There is still a robust debate about the relative merits of carbon taxes, with the revenues used to fund development of clean alternatives, or an emissions trading scheme. A well-designed cap-and-trade system would be a solid basis for limiting our future emissions, while a poorly designed scheme would simply allow profiteering by the worst polluters. While emissions trading has the potential to harness market forces to achieve savings in economcially optimal ways, design of the trading regime will be crucial.

We should begin planning immediately to reduce our transport fuel use, inflated by the long-standing subsidies of road freight, the encouragement of single-person car use for urban trips and vehicle efficiencies that are very poor by international standards. As well as moving to set serious standards for vehicle efficiency and phasing out the subsidy of road freight, we should begin to invest in world-class public transport systems for all major urban areas, rather than squandering huge sums on dinosaur road schemes. The twin forces of climate change and 'peak oil' both demand a move to improve dramatically the fuel-efficiency of urban transport. Future planning should also emphasise compact urban villages with everyday needs within walking or cycling distance to reduce the transport task. Such cities would provide a better social environment and improve community health by promoting physical activity in more natural surroundings, as well as meeting energy goals. ...

Ideas

From the 2006 film 'V for Vendetta':

V: The truth is that there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? If you look about, you witness cruelty, injustice and despotism.

But what do you do about it? What can you do? You are but a single individual. How can you possible make any difference? Individuals have no power in this modern world.

That is what you've been taught because that is what they need you to believe. But it is not true. This is why they are afraid and the reason that I am here; to remind you that it is individuals who always hold the power. The real power. Individuals like me. And individuals like you.

Doomer/Survivalist Product Of The Week

The TEVION Solar Crank Radio, made in China and purchased at ALDI for $19.99

It's an AM/FM radio, torch/lantern, can be recharged with its solar panels and/or dynamo crank, and you can use it to recharge your mobile phone. It even has a siren!

Will This Be South East Queensland's Last Koala?

Koala sculpture in the Southport Mall

The President of the Koala Foundation writes [1/9/10]:

... Last week the Government’s Threatened Species Scientific Committee met and presumably discussed koalas. Because the process is so secretive, we really don’t know this, but the former Government’s Minister Garrett has said that the decision will be made by September 30th. The incoming Government, irrespective of which side wins, should also meet that deadline. There are two options – “vulnerable” which is what the AKF wants, and “conservation dependant”, which appeared out of the blue in Government documents earlier this year. If the latter is chosen then nothing will change and koalas will continue to decline because of State Governments and their inability to protect the koala, which is well documented.

What is a ray of hope on the horizon is the fact that the Green party, which polled very well in the Senate, will have the balance of power in the Senate in mid 2011.

Senator Bob Brown, the leader of the Greens, said prior to the election that his party would call for a Senate Inquiry into why the koala is in so much trouble. I cannot wait. Over the coming months, AKF will have a person solely responsible for gathering and creating evidence for such an Inquiry. It will be a large file and a large job. Hopefully it will help to set the tone of the Inquiry so the truth can ultimately be heard.

The carnage we have all witnessed, particularly over the last ten years, was needless. Sustainable development is possible. I know it is but it hasn’t happened. We have just had relentless bulldozers working 24/7. What has happened is that there have been too many jobs for the boys, too many backyard deals and worse still, political spin, the likes of which has been unprecedented our in country. This is why the election result is as it is and, as always, our political leaders are now shocked by the outcome.

Hopefully whoever governs into the future will learn that you need to govern for the people and not for your own best interest. That of course includes the environment, and I am much encouraged by all this change. ...

Until our Governments begin to tackle climate change, stop allowing habitat clearing for unsustainable housing developments, un-needed roads and highway expansions, announcements such as these are meaningless:

BLIGH GOVT ANNOUNCES MAJOR EXPANSION OF DAISY HILL KOALA PARK

Successful applicants announced for koala disease research funding

New Lease Of Life For EKKA's Iconic Chairlift

The EKKA chairlift - iconic and reeking with decades of exhibition history

The Shadow Premier says if he were Premier, he would consider erecting Brisbane's dismantled EKKA chairlift between Mudgeeraba and Springbrook in the Gold Coast hinterland.

The EKKA chairlift was set to soar over Brisbane's CBD as part of Council's 'Sky Peddo' transport initiative but this did not eventuate, so it remains in storage with other missing items including the original Shingle Inn, the Upper House and the wrought iron railings from the Bellevue Hotel.

"I'm not sure what this has to do with the State Government buying up all those Springbrook properties, but we'd certainly have to consider the wishes of the public and the local member before embarking on this bizarre idea, which appears to have originated in the form of a letter to the 'Gold Coast Sun' written by D. J. Fraser of Mudgeeraba," he said.

"Hmmmm, I think we'll call this marvellous tourism concept 'Eco Peddo'."

The Ponds Institute's World Class Best Practice Media Quotes Unit's Professor Panic said an expensive feasibility study into an 'Eco Peddo' was a very very good idea.

"Jah, Ziz iz exactly vot Zouz Eazt Qveenzland urgently needz. It iz a very very gut idea, vot?" he said.

"Who carez vot ze people vont? Letz have a cruize terminal too, now! Now! NOW!" he yelled before spontaneously combusting into thin air.

The Shadow Premier said the 'Eco Peddo' could exist as a special zone beyond the jurisdiction of the Queensland Government.

The top station would feature a Chapel where gay marraige ceremonies could take place, while a taxpayer funded abortion clinic would be available at the half way station.

The ride will terminate at the Mudgeeraba base station which will feature a News Ltd. giftshop, where tourists will be able to purchase a wide range of News Ltd. products and have a photograph taken with an array of that day's Murdoch publications, including 'The Australian', the 'Gold Coast Bulletin', the 'Herald Sun' and the 'Courier-Mail'.

Is This A Joke?

Abracadabra! Alakazam! Ta Da! And Shazam! Watch me make your bank balance disappear!

Who in their right mind would give Translink their banking details, given its proven ineptitude in correctly logging and billing commuter travel/journeys, not to mention the Government's recent track record paying health workers through the new payroll system?

How many millions of dollars are being spent on PR and promotions for the scam, rip-off, privacy invading Go Card, when public transport should be free?

Natural And Cultural Values Of The Kimberley Must Be Protected:

ACF Media Release [2/9/10]

WA Premier Colin Barnett’s decision to forcibly acquire land at James Price Point, 60 kilometres north of Broome, for a massive liquefied natural gas hub undermines public confidence in decision making around areas of great natural and cultural value, the Australian Conservation Foundation said today.

“Premier Barnett has today confirmed that he is willing to fast track and cut corners in order to industrialise the Kimberley coastline,” said Broome-based ACF spokesman Paul Marshall.

“Given the significant natural and cultural values of the region and that fact that an industrial precinct has the potential to dramatically impact on the Kimberley, it’s essential to get the process right so all Australians can have confidence in decisions that affect our precious heritage.”

“ACF remains concerned there has been very little effort to find appropriate alternative sites for processing the gas outside the Kimberley.

“The natural and cultural values of the Kimberley are too great to be sacrificed for major industrialisation and all the impacts that will flow from it.

“This could be the thin end of the wedge for further industrialisation of the Kimberley, including bauxite and uranium mining.

“Traditional Owners should not have to allow massive industrial developments on their land in order to receive government help to tackle social disadvantage and protect environmental and cultural values,” Mr Marshall said.

Australia: Laissez Faire Petri Dish

CHOICE has found alarming levels of BPA in a range of canned foods – including baby foods [1/9/10]:

... We would like to see the food industry take more urgent action to phase out food packaging materials that release toxic chemicals into food. This includes plasticisers such as phthalates, used in some food containers and PVC cling wrap, as well as BPA-based polycarbonate bottles and epoxyresins for lining cans.

While FSANZ [Food Standards Australia New Zealand] is currently surveying the BPA content of a range of Australian processed foods (and expects to report on the findings next month), we would also urge the regulator to be more proactive in protecting Australian consumers.

Safety laws recently put into place by the EU shift the burden of proof to industry, requiring manufacturers to prove their products don’t harm human health or the environment. We believe similar rules should also operate here. As a matter of urgency, CHOICE wants the government to phase out the use of BPA-containing packaging for all baby foods and foods designed for toddlers and young children. ...

Integration Or Subordination?

From Chapter 4 "A Deal At Any Cost" in 'All The Way With The USA: Australia, The US And Free Trade' by Ann Capling [2005]:

Although the Australia-US Free Trade Agreement was driven primarily by political considerations, it has substantial economic provisions that will most certainly promote Australia's economic integration with the United States. Indeed this was the central objective of the agreement's proponents. As Alan Oxley put it: "If Australia seeks to maintain competitiveness in the global economy ... and to maintain a strong relationship with the United States, there is a strong case for negotitating a comprehensive economic integration agreement ... with the USA."

John Quiggin, one of Australia's leading economists, agrees with this claim that the deal is not about free trade but about economic integration with the United States. Economic integration usually refers to the adoption of common institutions, as in the case of the Australian federation or the European Union. But, as Quiggin notes, in this case it means Australia's adopting the institutions of the United States. This raises important questions. In general terms, are economic and social institutions in the United States better than Australian ones? Is it desirable to have our economic institutions determined by a government that is necessarily responsive to US interest groups, rather than Australia's social and economic welfare concerns? These questions are especially apt in light of the impact of the trade agreement on Australia's copyright regime and on the pharmaceutical benefits scheme, or PBS. ...

What Poisons Are They Using?

Biosecurity Queensland News Release [5/8/10]:

Biosecurity Queensland will boost its locust control efforts across western Queensland in coming weeks following growing concerns about the potential impacts of large swarms.

Biosecurity Queensland officer Duncan Swan said that large swarms of spur-throated locusts are expected to start moving towards cropping areas in the coming months.

"Despite months of intense aerial and ground control work by Biosecurity Queensland officers, recent warm weather means the locusts may start to disperse earlier than expected," Mr Swan said.

"When the locusts start moving, they may head towards Queensland’s million-dollar central highlands cropping region and the Darling Downs. Our top priority is to protect these industries and businesses.

"Resources including staff, chemicals and equipment for spraying are currently being pulled together to form a taskforce to undertake an intensive two-week control program starting next week."

Control programs will take place around the Barcaldine, Blackall, Charleville and Cunnamulla areas.

"Working cooperatively with property owners in these areas is vital to the success of the control operation," Mr Swan said.

"Cattle in paddocks, lambing sheep and beehives can be affected by the spraying, and consent is necessary before any control can go ahead.

"Landholders in the targeted areas can contact Biosecurity Queensland on 13 25 23 for further information about the control program."

Biosecurity Queensland officers have already treated 12,800 hectares of swarms over the past two months.

"These locusts are different to the Australian plague locusts currently affecting Australia’s southern areas," Mr Swan said.

"Spur-throated locusts disperse over a wide area during spring to lay their eggs, which means they do not form summer swarms like the other locust species.

"Therefore, it’s vital that current spur-throated locust swarms are targeted now."

For more information on locusts in Queensland or to report sightings, contact Biosecurity Queensland. Alternatively, contact your local government office.

*UPDATE* Did McCutcheon ask what kind of insecticide is being used? The 7.30 Report didn't broadcast the answer if he did.

Tuckshop Ladies' Radical Traffic Congestion Solution

… Burn down a parliament, we burn down a flag
Burn down a liar like we burn ounce bag
And the dutch oven cooks with the smoke that was grabbed
So the fire flew fast and the flame licked the red rag …

'Burn Down A Parliament', The Herd [2003]

Tuckshop Ladies Gone Wild say their solution to traffic congestion around schools could be applied in a wider context around the state

The peak body representing Tuckshop Ladies around Queensland say they have the solution to Government blueprints, targets, goals, draft plans and documents.

"Get out of your car, reject the corporate media and burn down parliament," said Mrs Marsh, Head of T.L.G.W.

"If we stopped driving everywhere, there would be less cars on the road and it would be safer for children to cycle and walk to school," she said.

"And by not listening to, watching, or reading the corporate media, we would soon learn there aren't boogeymen lurking everywhere and that public transport is a safer and more sustainable means of transport than travelling by car.

"Burning down parliament would solve the ongoing meaninglessness surrounding the Government's transport policies.

Mrs Marsh said T.L.G.W.'s three point solution to blueprints, targets, goals, draft plans and documents could also be applied to other problems around the state.

"Vested interests such as the road building and fossil fuel industry want Queenslanders to keep driving everywhere, and they don't want us to tackle climate change," she said.

"We call on Queenslanders to rise up and demand that our politicians listen to us or they will lose their jobs."

Earlier this year, T.L.G.W. called for a moratorium on the production of what they call "Smart Propaganda" because they said it was sapping Queenslanders' will to live.

Tell Your Local Member

Savetheregent.com's Brett Debritz was on the Jamie Dunn and Ian Calder show on Radio 4BC this morning [31/8/10] reacting to Sustainability Minister Kate Jones's dismissal of the 6000-plus-signature Save the Regent epetition. The audio is here. If you want to take a stand against the minister, email her and contact your local Member of Parliament, reminding them that you vote and you want to Save the Regent even if Kate Jones, Anna Bligh, Paul Lucas and Stirling Hinchliffe do not. There's a full list of contact details for Queensland MPs here.

Government Spins Wheels On Repco Rally Economics:

Greens Media Release [31/8/10]

NSW Greens MLC Ian Cohen has called on the Government to refer all economic data and analysis associated with the 2009 Repco Rally to the Auditor-General for independent review.

"The recent release of a report prepared for the Government by Integrated Marketing Communications Pty Ltd (IMC) displays a clear lack of objectivity, raising serious questions about its accuracy," said Mr Cohen.

"The report uses terminology that is inflammatory and inappropriate for an assessment of such an important matter.

"To repeatedly label local community opposition to the Repco Rally as "zealots" shows the contempt that the Government and IMC holds for the legitimate concerns of local residents and business owners.

"The conclusion that the economic benefits of the 2009 Repco Rally far outweighed the costs is based on submissions from Events NSW and Rally Australia, two organisations that have a vested interest in supporting the decision to go ahead with this event despite a divisive and inadequate planning process.

"All economic data and analysis related to the Repco Rally must be released so that a robust and independent assessment can be made into whether or not NSW really did get a good deal out of this event.

"We know from the Auditor-General's independent review of the V8 Supercars Races that we cannot rely on the Government, or its close associates, to accurately assess the economic benefits to NSW of these types of events.

"Given the V8 Races cost $10 million more and delivered 25% fewer benefits than planned, what assurance is there about the accuracy of the information in the IMC report?

"Until the Auditor-General is able to look at and report on all of the economic information from the 2009 Repco Rally, it is unacceptable that the Government would even consider holding this event in the future," said Mr Cohen.

The "They Do It Too" Defence

Queensland Parliament Hansard [31/8/10]:

Mr McLINDON: My question without notice is to the Premier. Will the Premier commit to hosting a bipartisan ideas forum and invite key union leaders, economists, experts and entrepreneurs such as Sir Richard Branson in a genuine effort to prevent the sale of Queensland’s assets?

Ms BLIGH: I thank the honourable member for the question. When it comes to ideas forums, I am pleased to advise the member for Beaudesert that some time ago the Queensland government funded the Ideas Festival. It happens every two years. It is a very good program and I encourage him to look at it and to be a part of it.

In relation to asset sales, firstly, the last time I looked Richard Branson owned a private airline; he does not run a public airline. He also owns a private railway. In fact, he may be a good speaker to talk about private investment into transport as a very good way forward. If Richard Branson were here, I think he would say that one of the biggest impediments to his company doing well and employing more people is government owned airlines, which still operate in some parts of the world and which are unfair in the competitive market. Not for one minute do I worry about Richard Branson talking to us about these things.

What we hear from the member’s question and what we hear from those opposite is that in our budget deliberations we should engage in a process that would effectively remove our obligation to govern. Let us look at asset sales in recent history. When the Hawke and Keating federal Labor government decided to embark on a program of asset sales for assets such as Qantas and the Commonwealth Bank, they did not put it to a referendum; they governed. They did not take it to an election. They faced the financial circumstances they encountered and they governed. When Rob Borbidge and Joan Sheldon were elected, they did not take the privatisation of Suncorp Metway, the state bank of Queensland, to the election as an election commitment. They did not take it to a referendum. They dealt with the financial circumstances with which they were faced and they governed. Under John Howard the privatisation of Telstra was not the subject of a public summit or a referendum. He dealt with the circumstances he found himself in and he governed. He then went to the people and the people judged, as they did with Hawke and Keating, and as they did with Borbidge and Sheldon. When Peter Beattie privatised the TAB, he did not take it to an election and he did not put it to a referendum; he governed, because that is what he needed to do.

Our government faced the financial circumstances and did what every other government on all sides of politics has done. We made the decisions and we are governing. That was the mandate that we were given in March last year and that is what we have the strength to do. On this issue our record is identical to every other government faced with similar circumstances and our financial strategy, our budget, is not open to some sort of talkfest. That is not how you govern.

Fraser Island, Dingoes

Queensland Parliament Hansard [31/8/10]:

Mr ELMES (Noosa--LNP) (12.13 pm): On 22 July, during DERM’s estimates deliberations, the acting minister tabled stage 1 of the Fraser Island Dingo Population Study. This is yet another attempt by this discredited department to sanitise and cover up its neglect. Fraser Island is loved by all those who have visited there, and even those who have not know and understand that it is a special place. It is relatively untouched by introduced species of plants or animals. It has high recreation values for walkers, four-wheel drive enthusiasts, fishermen, naturalists and conservationists. It is the home of about 100 locals yet it is visited by 380,000 tourists a year whose stay on the island is, on average, four nights. That is an enormous strain on a fragile ecosystem.

Earlier this year, with Ted Sorensen, the member for Hervey Bay, I released a discussion paper on Fraser Island so I could not just understand the difficulties facing the island but also start putting together solutions for its future. I have come to understand that this state department, the administrator of the island, is at best incompetent and at worst duplicitous in overseeing the systematic destruction of our native dog. Section 16(1) (a) of the Nature Conservation Act 1992 states--

(a) protect the area’s exceptional scientific values and, in particular--

(i) to ensure that the processes of nature continue unaffected in the area; and
(ii) to protect the area’s biological diversity to the greatest possible extent

The department at best rates a D minus when compared against what should be its bible, the Nature Conservation Act. We have finally seen the introduction of tag-along tours, yet this proposal was first put to government around 10 years ago. How many accidents and deaths could have been avoided? The island’s water quality continues to be degraded due to human activity. Both human waste and chemicals from suncreams affect some of the perched lakes, while human waste and rubbish left in the bush behind camping areas along the beach at Indian Head and elsewhere have become a pollution and health problem.

By far the greatest discussion point has been the fate of the dingo population. There are many representatives on my side of the parliament who come from rural areas and who have little love for the dingo. I understand their views. Overwhelmingly, mainland dingoes have interbred with domestic dogs so, with one possible exception, the only remaining pure strain of our native dog exists on Fraser Island. Instead of being concerned about their survival, we have a department engaged in the ruthless and cruel--some would say deliberate--destruction of the species.

The report released by the acting minister during estimates refers to 97 dingoes being removed from the database because of their known deaths--the report says from a variety of causes. I can inform the House, because I have read and seen nearly all of the autopsy reports, that the causes of death include lethal injection, shot, run over, poisoned, starvation and others. One autopsy lists under possible cause of death ‘rifle-itis’, while another states ‘half an ounce of hot lead’. Labor’s interim report shows happy snaps of a dingo family, dingoes on the beach, dingoes frolicking in the water, a dingo running up the beach with a fish in its mouth. On a normal day, those dingoes would be hazed by rangers--that is, shot with a clay pellet, moving them away from the beach and away from their main food source.

The battle for Fraser Island is now being fought in the media. We have a state government peddling information, which it still considers credible, that goes back to 1990. A couple of weeks ago we saw a stage-managed tour for journalists. The result? A sanitised, all-is-well-in-paradise image relayed to the general public. By contrast, we have a small but growing group--some islanders, some from the Save the Fraser Island Dingo organisation, Indigenous people and long-term visitors--all dedicated to the island who are systematically ignored, harassed and belittled. In one case there was a legalised home invasion, the circumstances around which, if it happened when we were in government, we would see protesters in the street. It is strange how silent those protectors of our democracy have become.

The Queensland government ignores its responsibilities. That is why I have taken steps to ensure that UNESCO, the organisation charged with overseeing World Heritage listed areas, has been advised of the island’s plight. It is now a matter of whatever it takes. Ted Sorensen and I, and those who want to save Fraser Island, will battle on until we change the government. I table the report.

Tabled paper: Document titled ‘Report: Fraser Island Discussion Paper, Glen Elmes MP, August 2010’.

Queenslanders Slam "Walk A While In My White Shoes" Program

I used to cry because I had no shoes, until I met a man with no feet

Workers and employers have slammed yesterday's announcement by the Government that would see all 51 Labor MPs visiting various workplaces around the state to find out what it's like in the real world through the new "Walk A While In My White Shoes" program.

"Why don't they bother the bosses?" said one worker.

"If they can't do their own jobs, why do they want to do ours?"

"We don't have enough fluorescent vests and construction helmets for all of them," said an employer.

The Premier said that although the program was straight from weasel word-talking point central, people shouldn't be cynical.

Possible opportunities for Labor MPs to experience different industries and vocations were canvassed at Monday evening's caucus meeting.

One MP suggested that her willingness to pander to the patriarchy could be put to good use with a few nights swinging the poles at Love and Rockets, while another said his reputation as a bullshit artist meant he could write for any of the Murdoch papers.

"I think I'd like a turn as a Labor Party adviser," said a backbencher.

"They obviously get to take lots of psychedelics."

The MPs unanimously agreed not to do their work experience in places like schools, child care centres, hospitals, the ambulance service or driving buses.

"The point of this program is to avoid actual engagement with the citizenry," they all said.

Queensland citizens are advised to refer to Hansard for information on what their parliamentarians are actually up to.

National Poetry Week 2010

From 'The Greenhouse (1)', the Poets Union’s e-anthology of poems about the environment:

Susan Hawthorne
armour

she dreams of making armour for the earth
a helmet to prevent the drillers from beginning
a breastplate so they cannot cut open her heart
greaves to stop the underground lines
breaking through to the watertable

it confounds her that anyone would want
to mine Liverpool Plains
to make the earth a corpse to strip
back the muscle layer by layer
to let light in under all that rich deep earth
to groom her for profit burn coal embers
in the asthmatic air the heat increasing
to burn away everything for the emptiness
of waterdrained lungdrained flatlands

let them eat coal not food.

BQE : A Collaborative Exhibition With Maryanne Oliver & Destroy & Rebuild

On 28 October The Fort Arts Hub will host the highly anticipated exhibition of new works by Brisbane-based, internationally acclaimed artist and illustrator Maryanne Oliver and New York street-artist Avone (of Brooklyn's 'Destroy & Rebuild'). Each work is a collaboration between the two different, yet perfectly complementary artists who met and began their unique partnership when Maryanne was in New York last year. Maryanne will head back to Brooklyn for the month of September to finish the dynamic body of work.

Maryanne has been keeping busy since last visiting New York and is this month a part of "Swoon Gallery" - a huge online gallery which works with prominent artists and arranges 'pop up' shops all over Los Angeles - as well as showing at "That Gallery" in Hong Kong, also this month. Maryanne is a regular featured illustrator for Amelia Magazine (UK) and earlier this year illustrated designs for Bryce Aime, Andrew Majtenyi, Belle Sauvage and Charlie Le Mindu shows as part of London Fashion Week. Maryanne's most recent Brisbane exhibitions were in 2008 at Joshua Levi Gallery and as a 12-month artist-in-residence at RAW Gallery. From 2006 - 2009 Maryanne's work hung in the exclusive 'Tiffany Jones Fine Art' in Buderim, alongside distinguished Australian artists such as Pro Hart, Norman Lindsey and Margrate Ollie.

Maryanne's aim is simply "making beautiful" and one need only glimpse her beautiful work to see this desire fully realised. The playful energy of her evocative female characters and (often) their feline companions leaps from each of her stunning pieces. She draws inspiration from happiness, strength, and seeing beyond the ordinary, and it is this powerful, consistent style and energy that continues to see her fan base grow all over the world.

Avone (pronounced A-V-one) who's distinctive, though often imitated, masterfully detailed work is hand crafted using a variety of mediums including photography, paints, illustrations, oxidation and collage. Avone's style was conceptualized in 2006 while incarcerated for the art work which heavily influences the style he is now famous for.

The two artists, who had admired each other's work from opposite sides of the world, began the collaborating in 2009 and have been blown away by the quality of the works and big response from their fans.

"Neither of us had any idea how well we were going to work together, yet when we did it just flowed and came together without issues or conflict. Sometimes we would just paint for 10 hours and say nothing, creating these pieces that would just fall beautifully in to place. I can't wait to share this work with my hometown Brisbane, and The Fort is the perfect place to showcase it." Maryanne says.

Maryanne will spend September with Avone in NYC to complete this exciting body of work before returning to Brisbane for the big opening on 28 October. The 'Brooklyn-Queensland Expressway' Exhibition will run at The Fort Arts Hub as part of the BARI (Brisbane Artist Run Initiatives) Festival from 28 October until 11 November 2010.

Read more at www.thefort.org.au

Bikies Do Bad Things: Law Enforcement Officials

… You can tell a macho, he has a funky walk
His western shirts and leather, always look so boss …

'Macho Man', Village People [1978]

If we just got rid of the bad people, the cops wouldn't be corrupted

In an extraordinary switch of semantics, investigative journalism has revealed that motorcycle gangs are doing bad things in isolation.

In the olden days, journalists would reveal police, business people and politicians who were corrupt, but now we know it is the bikies who are doing all of the corruption and corrupting.

Law enforcement officials say bikies have links to organised crime such as drug trafficking and extortion.

"No shit sherlock," said the rest of Australia.

Law enforcement officials also say some bikies are are more notorious than others.

"No shit sherlock," said the rest of Australia again.

And in an even more suspicious twist, some bikies have removed their photographs and a calender of events from their website.

"Quick! Pass more of those association laws," said the fascists.

The investigative journalism also uncovered that many cunning bikies are undertaking justice studies courses at the Ponds Insititute before signing up to the police academy.

In response to these allegations, Police Ministers around Australia have announced changes to the Police recruitment processes.

All application forms will be amended to reflect these changes, with the addition of the following question:

"Are you a bikie trying to infiltrate the police so you can access highly sensitive police files?" YES/NO.

Afterlife Boogie

World Record Attempt: Wingsuit Formation and Atmonauti Flying

Now in its third year Afterlife Boogie will be bigger than ever - this event is fast becoming Australia's premier international skydiving event. Wingsuit flying is one of the fastest growing extreme sports in the world and has grown a large spectator following in Australia over the last few years. It is the ultimate in diversity: there is no other event in Australia that can offer the interaction with skydiving and generate a unique spectacle that will amaze all who witness it.

Afterlife Boogie 2010 expects to register more than 150 participants and make world record breaking attempts. Three Australian records and one world record for wingsuit formation were broken last year at Afterlife Boogie 2009. People from all walks of life and age groups find skydiving interesting visually and will enjoy witnessing something that most people will never have seen before. As for tandems, the youngest jumping age is 14 and the oldest we have taken is 92 - so age is no barrier. There will be something for everyone, with trainers in all disciplines and as always with a big emphasis on education and safety.

Afterlife Boogie 2010 run by Coffs City Skydivers, with the support of New Zealand Aerosports Icarus Canopies-NZ, is a six day skydiving event that will culminate for the first time in the FREE Skydiving Spectacular at the Jetty on Sunday 12th September from 10am to 12 noon.

Watch a taste of the wingsuit action at http://www.coffsskydivers.com.au/news-events/wingsuitflyin/

Kidnapped Union Leader Released

'Clean Clothes Campaign' report [25/8/10]:

After the Urgent Action we distributed on Wednesday, we are relieved with the news that an abducted union leader has been released by his captors. Mr Ansari was found by Indian police after his kidnappers released him on Wednesday night near to his home. He has been admitted to hospital for a check-up. Mr. Ansari was seriously beaten while in captivity and said he has been warned that should he return to the factory he would be killed. The union leader intends to meet with his colleagues at the picket line at the factory as soon as he is strong enough to leave hospital. ...

The workers were attacked by thugs brandishing hockey and lathi sticks as they arrived for their shift at 9:30am Delhi time. One of the thugs has been identified as the labour contractor used by Viva Global to recruit workers for the factory. Sixteen women were severely beaten and a union leader was kidnapped.

The orchestrated attack on the workers follows months of their campaigning to improve working conditions at Viva Global. The workers complain of targeted and irregular dismissals, excessive and forced overtime, wages below the minimum wage, verbal and physical abuse, failure to pay mandated social security, lack of drinking water and a host of other serious violations.

Harassment of union members, including threats to life, dismissals and threatening with dismissals, and physical violence has been increasing at the factory in recent weeks. On Monday August 23, Viva Global officials attempted to prevent workers from entering the factory and made threats against union leaders and workers.

The same day a tripartite meeting was held between the Viva Global management the Labour Department and the Garment and Allied Workers Union (GAWU). An agreement was reached that all dismissed workers would be reinstated and the threats of violence against workers would immediately cease.

After Wednesday's violence and the abduction of Mr. Ansari, Viva Global workers and a large number of supporters are holding an ongoing demonstration outside the factory. The President of the union, Ms. Anannya Bhattacharjee, has ended a hunger strike she had initiated after the abduction of her colleague.

What Can Be Done?

From 'How To Kill A Country: Australia's Devastating Trade Deal With The United States' by Linda Weiss, Elizabeth Thurbon and John Mathews [2004]:

Can we do anything about this deal or must it play out before our eyes like some Greek tragedy (in the manner that Canada has been witnessing since its bilateral deal)? What options are available to a people abandoned by their government? What recourse does one have when our elected representatives start representing the interests of other countries? Do we, in the words of the Australian business leader [Oliver Yates] cited above, ‘need laws to prevent a government making agreements it knows are economically disadvantageous to Australians’?

The answer is yes. Of course we do. In fact, such a law already exists. The Crimes Act of 1941 explicitly outlaws treachery – the knowing betrayal of the interests of one’s country.

But there is a much simpler and less controversial weapon for dispensing with those who would trade our future so cheaply – the ballot box. The risk here, however, is that supporters of the government and the deal have a degree of breathing space before the impacts of the changes work their way through the system. By the time drug prices start going up, for example, the 2004 election will be long gone – and with it the possibility that the deal’s current supporters will see the light and make their protest heard.

Australians must therefore stay alert for the signs, and raise the alarm when they emerge, whether it is the rising tide of disease-prone produce from the United States (apples, pears, chicken, pork even Californian table grapes and cherries, fumigated with heavy doses of the toxic methyl bromide to reduce risk of exotic pests and diseases entering the country); or an incremental increase in prescription costs, or a spike in US mergers and acquisitions of Australian resources, farms, fisheries, finance houses and manufacturing firms, or the disappearance of high-tech Australian companies, the loss of jobs in ICT, or a post-FTA drop in Australian productivity, or any other of the many warning signs discussed in this book. When these things start to happen, do not let the government forget the reason why. Take the advice of one of the government officials we had the chance to speak with who was working on the deal. While he, like a number of his well-intentioned colleagues, felt too intimidated to speak out directly against the deal in a public forum, his advice to those gathered was clear and compelling: Get out on the street. Bombard your federal MPs with letters. Call your elected representatives to account. And, we would add: draw their attention to Article 23.4 of Chapter 23 (Final Provisions). Under this provision, either Party may terminate the Agreement by giving the other Party six months’ notice in writing.

Beware Your Inner Boogeyman: Report

Quite often boogeymen don't even know they're boogeymen

A new study released by the Ponds Institute's Manipulating Fear through Media Beatups Unit has found that Australia is a hotbed of boogeymen and nobody is safe.

Director of National Insecurity Studies, Professor Panic, says the report confirms what Australia's Boogeyman Squad and Boogeyman experts have been saying for the last ten years.

"Ve are potentially looking at boogeyman everywvere, zo I vould encourage all Australians to be on zere guard."

Professor Panic went on to explain that if you've ever questioned free market ideology or spoken out about injustice, climate change, imperial wars of aggression or don't watch Master Chef, you yourself could be developing boogeyman tendencies and not even know it.

"You could even be harbouring a boogeyman among your friendz and your very own vamily," he said.

"Ve muzt remain vigilent!"

Professor Panic said Australians should be wary of donating money to victims of natural disasters in foreign countries and education professionals attempting to indoctrinate their children into any kind of critical thinking - especially as it relates to motivation, context and questioning of the boogeyman narrative.

"Zis iz zo irresponsible, dangerouz and potentailly damaging to ze children," he said

"Ve expertz are ze only vones who should be giving ze children nightmarez."

The Government, the media and the large corporations have all advised Australians to just relax, stop thinking and don't worry.

National Push To Increase Public Place Recycling As Keep Australia Beautiful Week Kicks Off: K.A.B. Media Release [23/8/10]

With only just over half the total 43.5 million tonnes of waste Australians produce each year being recycled, Keep Australia Beautiful is calling on the public to help lift recycling rates as Keep Australia Beautiful (KAB) Week starts today.

Around 90% of households have access to kerbside recycling and 99% are participating in some form of re-use or recycling. However, Australia faces a major challenge to increase recycling rates when people are away from home to help reduce the significant volumes of recyclable waste ending up in landfill.

"With so many people buying food and drink when they're out and about these days, we have seen big increases in packaging waste being produced, says KAB spokeswoman, Lara Shannon. "This means more litter on our streets and products ending up in landfill that don't need to be there."

This not only has a negative effect on the environment, but also has a big financial cost. Each year, local councils spend millions of dollars nationally to clean up our litter, whilst the cost of sending waste to landfill continues to rise.

"Fortunately, many councils, venues and businesses are introducing public place recycling bins, so it's up to us all to do our bit and start recycling empty drink bottles and cans rather than throwing them in the rubbish bin", Shannon added.

And, if there are no public recycling bins nearby, says Keep Australia Beautiful, then take your empty containers home for recycling.

During KAB Week, Hungry Jack's restaurants nationally will be encouraging their customers to recycle. With the support of Coca-Cola Amatil, selected restaurants in each state and territory will be introducing beverage container recycling trials, to enable their customers and the general public to recycle their empty bottles and cans when they are out and about.

Keep Australia Beautiful will also be announcing the recipients of the Beverage Container Recycling Grants, funded by the Coca-Cola Foundation. The focus of the $200,000 nationwide scheme is on increasing away from home recycling in local communities, with grants awarded to a wide range of community groups and councils across the country.

Celebrity ambassadors helping to promote the KAB Week campaign include Getaway's Jules Lund and Natalie Gruzlewski, Hey Hey It's Saturday's Livinia Nixon and Suze Raymond, Triple M Hot Breakfast Host, Mieke Buchan, Former Miss Universe Australia, Laura Dundovic and others.

KAB Week Ambassador, Jules Lund, said, "Keep Australia Beautiful Week is the perfect time to think about the impact our lifestyle and behaviour has on the environment and set some goals to reduce our eco footprint all year round. Reducing the amount of rubbish we throw away by reusing or recycling it instead is an easy way to start."

Joining Lund, Livinia Nixon, added, "It's easy for us all to recycle at home, so there's no excuse for any empty bottles and cans ending up in the bin. When you're out and about it's a bit harder, but there are increasing numbers of recycling bins about. If you can't find any around though, why not pop them in your bag or car and take them home with you to recycle."

For further information about the campaign, what you can recycle in your local area and other recycling tips, visit www.kab.org.au.

Editor's Notes:

National Waste Report 2010

* 43 777 000 tonnes of waste were generated in Australia in 2006-07 including construction, industry and municipal waste. Only 52 per cent of this total waste was recycled.

* Per capita, Australia generated around 2.08 tonnes of waste in 2006-07, of which 1.08 tonnes was recycled.

* Only 52% of people have access to recycling facilities for plastic, steel, aluminium cans and glass at their workplace.

* 89% of survey respondents said it was important to be able to recycle in the workplace in the same way as at home.

KAB National Litter Index

Findings from the Keep Australia Beautiful National Litter Index 08/09 show non-specific litter produced the most litter by volume, followed by beverage containers at 32.2% of the total litter stream. Cigarette butts produce the most litter by item, followed by non-specified litter and beverage containers ranking third at 6.2%.

Beverage Container Recycling

Around 90% of households have access to kerbside recycling, with an average of 78% of the beverage containers we use at home recovered for recycling. The challenge for beverage container recycling comes when people are out and about, with an average recovery rate of around 24%.

Source: Australian Beverage Packaging Consumption, Recovery and Recycling Quantification Study - Hyder Consulting Pty Ltd

Quick Facts

* Recycling 1 aluminium can saves 3 litres of water, 187 grams of carbon and energy to boil 30 cups of tea.

* Recycling 1 glass bottle saves 400ml of water, 83g of carbon and enough energy to boil water for 11 cups of tea.

* 41 recycled plastic bottles represent enough energy savings to run a refrigerator for an hour. To run for a month it requires a tonne of plastics to be recycled.

Source: www.lgsa-plus.net

Humane Society Calls For An End To Hen Cage Confinement

'All Voices' report [20/8/10]:

As the number of recalled eggs jumped to 380 million this week, the Humane Society of the United States called on Iowa's egg industry to take steps to begin phasing out the use of battery cages in egg production. Iowa's egg industry that routinely crams laying hens into tiny confinement cages is not only inhumane but also threatens food safety, alleges the Humane Society. The call sounds as reports break today of a second Iowa farmer-issued recall of millions more eggs due to potential Salmonella contamination.

"It is the very system of cramming birds into cages - in warehouses on operations that may confine more than a million animals - that exacerbates the spread of infectious diseases like Salmonella. Confining more than 50 million hens in cages, as Iowa does, is a public health crisis in the making."

--Humane Society president Kevin Vinchattle & CEO Wayne Pacelle, in a letter to Iowa Egg Council executive director. ...

Eating Yourself

… The bill collectors they ring my phone
And scare my wife when I'm not home
Got a bum education, double-digit inflation
Can't take the train to the job, there's a strike at the station
Neon King Kong standin' on my back
Can't stop to turn around, broke my sacroiliac
A mid-range migraine, cancered membrane
Sometimes I think I'm going insane, I swear I might hijack a plane …

'The Message', Grand Master Flash And The Furious Five [1982]

From Professor Michael Pusey's lecture 'An Australian Story: The Troubling Experience of Economic Reform' [Parliament House 20/6/03]:

… People know, as Michael Leunig once said, that we are 'joined together by more than the weather'. Their conversations with each other are saturated with moral anxiety about a lost sense of responsibility and about duties, obligations, entitlements and rights. They have a pretty good understanding that 'putting the economy first' means throwing real standards into the furnace as fuel for an economy on steroids. A generation ago economic development still used to mean nation building. Now it means eating yourself, your culture and your social ties to intimates and strangers alike. Australians have always had a healthy regard for self-reliance but that does not mean that they are willing to redefine themselves as reducible input costs of production or as strategic actors who face each other only as competitors for scare resources-so that the big end of town can have from them always more!

Economic rationalism is a doctrine which says that 'economies markets and money offer the only reliable means of setting values on anything' and which sets out to destroy our public and social institutions to make it so. If you were to tell our middle Australians that economic reform has ushered them into a bright new world of 'choice and opportunity' they would laugh you out the door. They would do the same if you told them that economic reform was something that they had chosen. Most of them recognise that they were thrown into the Anglo-American libertarian economic path to please the big end of town. With Malcolm Fraser they now fear an all too foreseeable situation in which 'all the good assets in Australia are owned by ten foreign corporations'.

For middle Australia economic reform is going sour. It is as if we already knew what the evidence has been telling us for quite a while. Societies that seek to make the economy serve the people do better, even on conventional economic indicators, than those that try to make the people serve the economy. …

A Little Bit Of Regulation Would Be Disastrous?

Perhaps for the IMF and the multi-national corporations, but not for Australians:

House of Representatives Question Time [21/6/10]:

Mr KATTER (3.00 pm)-My question is to the Deputy Prime Minister. In light of the Deputy Prime Minister's statement that foreign corporations are paying only 13 per cent tax, is the minister aware that a good example of the counterproductive nature of foreign takeovers and the appallingly failed 'marketism' policies of this place is that the one million people living in North Queensland are now to get their milk from southern Queensland, 2,000 kilometres away, while North Queensland's Malanda Milk, locked out of Woolworths and Coles, must travel 2,000 kilometres south? Is the minister further aware that Woolworths and Coles, with 83 per cent of the food market, are paying dutch auction prices to the dairy corporations? This oppressive pricing from the chains has seen North Queensland farmers tortured down to just 60. Five dairy companies, all once Australian owned, are now, bar one, foreign owned. Finally, our six giant mining companies were all Australian owned premarketism but now all are foreign owned. Why should the super-destructive Henry mining tax be applied when a small increase in tax on all foreign corporations would ease the very real threat to the only vibrant industry Australia has left-mining?

[The House then erupts in howls of raucous, derisive laughter from both sides of the chamber]

The SPEAKER-I just want to clarify: was the member for Kennedy addressing this question to the Deputy Prime Minister?

Mr Katter-To the Deputy Prime Minister, yes. I am quite happy to go on-

The SPEAKER-Order! I call the Deputy Prime Minister.

Ms GILLARD-I thank the member for Kennedy for his question. I assume it is to me because in the broad it raises matters associated with employment. I think that was the connection that the member for Kennedy was thinking of. I can understand that the member for Kennedy is concerned about a reaction in the community of Malanda relating to local milk supplies no longer being available for sale, with one of the big supermarket chains coming into town and consequently creating a circumstance where local milk will be transported thousands of kilometres and processed and transported back. I can understand his concern about that. I can also understand his concern about the implications of the resources super profits tax for employment. Whilst I understand the member for Kennedy's concerns are genuinely and personally deeply felt, and we have had the opportunity to discuss his concerns directly, the modelling for the resources super profits tax, and the modelling particularly of the impact on employment, shows that it will expand the resources sectorand its output by 5.5 per cent and expand jobs in mining by seven per cent. So, whilst I do appreciate that the member is representing some concerns about marketing changes in his electorate that could be causing community concern, and I do understand he is raising some matters that are on his mind about the resources super profits tax, the modelling does show a growth in employment.

Bad Bananas Not Bad: Study

Professor Panic's genetically modified banana, Cav - version 2

New research from the Ponds Institute's Species Deceases Unit has revealed that a controversial genetically modified banana is not bad, just "misunderstood".

Professor Panic, who developed the Cav - version 2, says his latest study shows that people have erroneously based their opinions on a single incident at last year's Banana Conference on the Gold Coast.

Cav - version 2 escaped during the Governor-General's launch speech and ran around the Conrad Jupiters function room yelling "this is what happens if you f*ck with nature! Organic farming is the future!", before heading straight to the poker machines with Professor Panic's wallet.

"My research showz zat people have completely mizunderstood zis incident," said Professor Panic.

"In vact, Cav - version 2 vos just having von ov zose dayz, and avter an intenze re-education prozess he confessed zat he didn't mean vot he said at all and had just gotten out ov bed on ze wrong side, I mean, ve all are entitled to zat every now and zen? vot?"

Professor Panic remains confident his quest to create a neverending banana will yield positive results in the not too distant future.

"Zen it vill be bananaz, bananaz, bananaz, everywhere and all around! I vill rule ze world vith my banana productz vich everyvone vill be forced to eat vor every meal, as vell az snackz!" he laughed maniacally as he scurried away.

Pricks

Why is the GCCC taking such a hardline approach? Surely a compromise could be negotiated, or don't they think citizens of the Gold Coast should have opportunities to purchase fresh fruit and vegetables from local farmers?

Expanded Private Markets Refusal Recommended: GCCC Media Release [24/8/10]

An unapproved private market looking to expand its operations in the grounds of Palm Beach-Currumbin State High School will be the subject of discussion at Gold Coast City Council on Monday (30/8).

Members of Council’s City Planning Committee today (24/8) expressed concerns about inadequate car parking and extended hours of operation and have recommended the application be refused by the full Council on Monday. Committee Chair, Councillor Ted Shepherd, said the business was currently operating 6 am to 11 am every Saturday without planning approval.

“A show cause notice was issued in February 2009, prompting this application,” Cr Shepherd said.

“The applicants, ‘Your Local Market Pty Ltd’, are now seeking to expand in size and to open three days a week (Friday nights, Saturday and Sunday). Over summer, they propose starting as early as 4.30 am and running until 9 pm on Saturdays and Sundays.”

Cr Shepherd said there were already parking problems associated with the existing markets.

“Even the applicant’s own traffic consultants conducted a Saturday morning traffic survey and identified 61 illegally parked vehicles within a 200 metre radius of the markets.”

He said the operators had made no provision for on-site parking for market patrons.

“At Council’s urging, the applicants contact the school to see if they would provide parking within their grounds but the school rejected the request.

“This new application is likely to cause overflow parking into neighbouring streets and use up spaces required for patrons of the adjacent Palm Beach Aquatic Centre.

“The market would be starting very early and running right through into the evening, with cars likely to be parking in neighbouring streets, opening and closing doors, loading and unloading goods.”

He said Council supported community and farmers’ markets ‘in the right place at the right time’.

“In the end, this is a commercial business currently operation without approval. To allow it to continue to operate without approval would be to disadvantage other local businesses which have done the right thing. And to approve its expansion would significantly impact on local residents.”

If the committee’s recommendation is adopted on Monday, Council will take appropriate action to have the unapproved markets cease operation.

Pornography

From 'Living Dolls: The Return of Sexism', by Natasha Walter [2010]:

... ' ... The stuff I saw as a kid was what we called hardcore, but the idea in the text alongside was that it was based on mutual consent - mutual pleasure - but what I see now is more male domination.' [Jim - self confessed pornography addict]

Not only is the tone of pornography so often reliant on real or imaginary abuse of women, it is, as we have seen, consumed in increasing numbers by young people who have little real experience to set against it. Jim believes that very young men are beginning to see as normal images which would once have been seen as far beyond the pale. 'So many guys I know are into it. I play a lot of golf and one day I was there and there were these young guys, fifteen, sixteen, looking at video clips on their phones of a girl having sex with a horse, and one of them says, "she died a day later of internal injuries". I don't know if it's true or not, but that's the kind of stuff they want to look at. It's like a bravado, they want to look at worse and worse stuff. When I was a kid what you saw was limited by what you could physically buy on paper. Now it all flashes around so quickly and the taboos have just fallen.' Jim feels that even for young men who don't seek it out, the exposure to these images simply changes their attitudes to sex. 'I think that kind of violence associated with sex lodges in your mind and you never forget it, however much you want to. It's always there.'

Because the old feminist position against pornography has been so discredited, it often feels as though few people are ready to speak out against pornography. I picked up a real sense of hopelessness from those women who have experienced its negative effects in their intimate lives. Ali, Jim's ex-partner, has a young son. She worries that what happened with Jim could be repeated with her son. 'I was first aware that he was looking at pornography when he was fourteen. But how can boys not see it? Unless they make a concerted decision not to look at it, to delete it from their mobiles when it's sent to them, or from their emails. You'd be making a singular, probably a unique decision. Once someone like Jim was unusual, now every boy has seen all of that. I know what it does to young minds, and now it is more and more prevalent. God knows how we can begin to challenge this. Once upon a time kids could experiment, you know, privately, but now all the innocence is lost.'

The tide of pornogrpahy is so huge, and so easily accessible, that it often seems impossible to think about turning it back. Yet I don't think we have to slip into despair. There is this idea that 'innocence', once lost, is lost forever, that, as Jim put it, once pornography is viewed, 'You can never forget it, however much you want to.' It is true that we cannot turn back the clock and wipe pornography out of our individual experience or the memories of our society. Yet there are still ways to move forwards and to create places where the influence of prnography will be resisted. This will entail giving more support to people who are struggling with pornography's dehumanising effects on their own relationships. Both Ali and Lara feel that it would help them in their own, personal struggles if voices challenging pornography were heard more in the mainstream of the surrounding culture. Lara wrote to me: 'From some discussions I've had online I can see that many wives are struggling with their husband's porn use. If the mainstream media began talking about porn addiction in the same way as they talk freely about drug abuse, gambling or alcoholism, then maybe my husband would see that he's not the only man in the world who has this problem and would see that he should deal with it.' I also heard from teenagers that they wanted more chance to discuss seriously what they are seeing, since they seem to find that this world of pornography is absolutely open to them, and yet is rarely openly referred to.

And even if we cannot censor pornography and shut down the internet, perhaps we have to try again to make spaces that are free from pornography, both public and private. As even Anna Span said, 'It's as though by moving into pornography women have now given men the excuse to sexualise women in so many other contexts,' she says, 'in the glamour world, or using sexy women to sell all sorts of other things form mineral water to cameras. I really don't see that as an advance.' If we are ready to start to challenge the creeping pornification of our culture, this will range from preventing the sale of pornographic images at child height in newsagents to challenging those media outlets which rely on semi-pornographic images in other contexts. It will also mean believing that we can reclaim a view of sex that is about intimacy rather than exchange. Of course any number of people are creating this experience of sexuality in their private lives, and we can also draw inspiration from those writers and artists who are reimagining sexuality as emotional connection rather than performance, whose acts of imaginination can have surprising resonance even in this cynical world. ...

N Korean Invisible Man Technology No Longer A Secret

Thousands of North Koreans are victims of flooding, so let's play politics

Secret journalism from the CIA has revealed that North Korea has a Secret New Weapon.

The Vile Regime has Secret Invisible Weapons. According to undercover CIA agents embedded with the Australian media, the Secret Invisible Weapons are more dangerous than Saddam Hussein's Secret Invisible WMDs.

When we asked whether these people were taking drugs, the Mainstream Media Journalists pushing this utter crap said: "Uhh, No! Wha? Why you hasslin' us? We da peeples' voice doin' da ting for dah' peeples, man!"

Then, when we said "what on earth are you talking about?" They said: "Be lookin' ovah dere were de baby rabbits is at, dude, or what?"

Obviously the 'Secret Invisible North Korean Secret Invisible Stealth Paint Secret' story is a load of "Complete Shite", as we in the real world say.

Despite hoary old sayings, what did we really do to deserve this crap media?

*UPDATE* The Japanese are the only absent minded people on the planet.

Private Schools Should Be Accountable For Public Funding:

Greens Media Release [23/8/10]

Figures showing massive cash surpluses for some of the NSW's wealthiest private schools are yet another reason for insisting on greater public transparency, according to Greens NSW MP John Kaye. ('Private schools stay quiet on cash bonanza', SMH page 1, 23 August, http://bit.ly/smh100823)

Dr Kaye said: "It should not have to be up to journalists pouring through the financial returns to the corporate regulator to expose the wealthiest private schools surpluses and the way public funds contribute to their very healthy balance sheets.

"With $432 million of federal funding each year for the 161 most exclusive institutions, they should be fully accountable in how they spend their money.

"Instead they hide behind highly opaque annual school reports that reveal very little about the real state of their finances.

"No other institutions receiving this amount of public funding gets away with such a poor level of accountability.

"The public should be able to find at a click of a mouse button a full account of how their money is being spent.

"It is hardly surprising that the representatives of some of the wealthiest private schools are trying to stop their accounts being exposed to public view.

"Many of them are rolling in money yet receive generous tax payer-funded subsidies.

"The figures are a huge embarrassment to schools like Cranbrook and Ascham.

"They show that the public purse is being used to bolster very healthy bottom lines.

"The Gillard government gave the nation's 161 wealthiest private schools $432 million this year.

"Analysis of the financial returns proves just how inefficient and unfair those subsidies are," Dr Kaye said.

How The "Free Market" Breaks Hearts

The wonders of Australia's free market which allows for children to have their own trolleys at Coles!

Mr Bob Katter MP (Kennedy) speaking on the Telecommunications Legislation Amendment (National Broadband Network Measures No. 1) Bill 2009 [House of Representatives 14/9/09]:

" …These wonderful people who come into this place - in one speech they will tell us about justice and in the next speech they will tell us about markets. You know, they will tell us about how our free markets are going to save and rescue us all. Have a look at Woolworths and Coles and then tell me about free markets. Have a look at the transport industry in Australia and then tell me about free markets. Have a look at the mass media in Australia and its ownership and then tell me about free markets.

As I have said on many occasions in this place, their problem is: their mummies and daddies did not get them to play Monopoly when they were young. If their mummies and daddies had got them to play Monopoly, they would know that when you own all of the utilities you have got six times the income!

Mr Windsor - They were playing Snakes and Ladders!

Mr KATTER - I think there were other things that were played, but I will not go into that. We are in an invidious situation in non-big-city Australia. I am not saying rural Australia, because I represent the environs of Cairns, which is a big city of 250,000 people. I represent the environs, and they are going to be treated very, very shabbily, I can tell you. Because of their problem - with high mountains that just rise off the coastal plains straight into the clouds - we cannot get the sort of service delivery that can be easy in certain other situations. And we are not Robinson Crusoe in this. There are areas outside of Melbourne that are exactly the same, and there are most certainly areas surrounding Sydney that are in exactly the same situation as we are. When we get breakdowns in broadband, they will not be fixed. When there is a change in technology, Treasury will not give us the money to upgrade our technology. Whilst we applaud the government, as with many socialist endeavours in this place they are very long on aspiration and very low on delivery and on turning those aspirations into reality. We hope that we are proved wrong in this case.

I started this speech by making reference to the senator from Queensland who took a very courageous stand in opposing the sale of Telstra. I said to him, 'If you continue with your opposition then we will applaud you, and you will be a great hero throughout Queensland.' That would have been something he could have used in his speeches forever - that I said he would be a great hero if he opposed this legislation. I said, 'If you don't, you have raised our expectations and you will break our hearts.'

He broke our hearts.

I do not give this speech to condemn him; at least he put up some sort of a fight, which is more than I can say for the other representatives of rural Australia in this place. In endorsing the legislation, all we can say is: we applaud you for your aspirations but the reality for us is that those sorts of aspirations have never been realised for us. We would plead with the government to, just for once, deliver upon their promises.

BYE BYE SMUG ALP PIE!: Theme Song for the 2010 Federal Election
(Apologies to Don McLean)


A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How those voters used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And, maybe, they'd be happy for a while.

But August 21 made me shiver
With every ballot paper I'd deliver.
Bad news on the doorstep;
I couldn't take one more step.

I only remember that they lied
When they stabbed the PM from behind,
But nothing touched me deep inside
The day Democracy died.

So bye-bye, miss negossiate-pie.
Drove my Prius to schoolies,
But schoolies had died.
And them good old boys were drinkin' kool-aid and rye
Singin', "this'll be the day that you die.
"this'll be the day that we die."

Did neo-cons write the book of rules,
And did they have faith in the god of Jules,
If the Meeja tells you so?
Do you believe in neo-cons,
Can ideologiy save your small margins,
And can you teach me how to do her real slow?

Well, I know that you're in love with Rupe'
`cause I saw you dancin' to his tune
You both kicked off your values.
Man, I dig those half-assed views.

I was a lonely mindless party hack
With a pink tim-tam and couldn't give a fuck,
But I knew I was out of luck
The day young Kevin died.

I started singin',
"bye-bye, mr 'Sorry' pie."
Rode my bike to the bottle-o,
But the boozer was dry.
Them wowsers from FF were singin' 'bout towns that were dry
And singin', "this'll be the day that we die.
"this'll be the day that you die."

Now for one day we've been on our own
And moss grows fat on a rollin' stone,
But that's just the climate change, I see.
When the jesters finally saw the greens,
In a coat they borrowed from overseas
And a voice that came from you and me,

Oh, and while the kings were looking down,
We jesters stole their plastic crown.
The studios were adjourned;
No verdict was returned.
And while pundits read a book of snarks,
The persons walked out in the park,
And we sang rude songs in the dark
The day murdochracy died.

We were singing,
"bye-bye, mr Murdoch pie."
Walked my dog to the dog-off-leash area,
But I realised that was a pastime for clowns.
Them stupid clowns were laughing and acting like the brainless tools they are,
And singin', "wonder who'll win Master Chef".
"Who will win Master Chef."

After the faceless jerks did their work,
And shafted old Kevin like a hopeless berk
Who actually gave a rats?

Well we came out from our hidden coves
And voted in our dreadful droves,
we kicked out both your butts,
Man, we treated you both like mutts, Yay!

In a scene from some old past movie,
we got back our democracy
We really kicked your neo-con fascist arse.
You know that we hate all of you,
We want you all to go get screwed,
It's as obvious as your schnoz,
Get the hell out of our OZ!

I met a red-head who cried the blues
but it was all her own fault that she would lose,
I had no doubt she'd paid her dues,
the day the far-right-neo-con-fascists won.

We were singin'
Bye bye, ms smug neo-con
you had your chance to be cool
but you were just a fascist gonk
and all the Murdoch shills are singing:
"Wow, aren't we good?"
And it is all your fault that you died,
it is all, you and your ugly friends, fault that you died........

Geothermal Energy Bill 2010

Queensland Parliament Hansard [19/8/10]:

Mr McLINDON (Beaudesert--Ind) (11.50 am): I wish to make a brief contribution to the Geothermal Energy Bill 2010. I commend the government on the investment it is making in Queensland’s renewable energy sector. It is an innovative and visionary approach which ought to embraced on a greater scale in Queensland into the future. It will be able to provide a large portion of Queensland’s energy.

We all have a duty to be responsible stewards of the environment. The establishment of a geothermal industry in Queensland demonstrates that we are serious about implementing innovative reform in the energy sector. The biggest advantage, of course, is the fact that geothermal energy is largely carbon emission free and produces greater baseload energy than any other source of renewable energy. It is amusing that the climate change debate rages on. In this House there are probably 89 different positions on it. In 10 years time we will probably find out that every single one of us was wrong. I think it is important to realise, though, that we must always respect the environment so we can pass it on to future generations.

This will also undoubtedly provide jobs and jobs growth in rural and regional Queensland. This will be another welcome addition to these surrounding communities. I note also the $15 million allocation towards in a Queensland geothermal energy centre of excellence and a further $5 million towards the coastal geothermal energy initiative, which is to be used to identify the areas of high heat flow to existing electricity transmission lines along the Queensland coast.

The bill will also regulate large scale geothermal energy production and other activities with regard to geothermal energy production within the framework of existing legislation such as the Environmental Protection Act 1994 and the Sustainable Planning Act 2009. Of notable concern, however, is a statement made by the minister in his second reading speech. The minister stated--

The Bill also clarifies that coal seam gas (CSG) proponents may undertake agreed low impact surface activities, that do not invoke a resource right, in underground coal gasification (UCG) pilot areas. This will allow CSG production activities in surrounding areas to continue whilst allowing for the trial of UCG technology.

This is of particular concern given the brevity of the mention of the underground coal gasification pilot areas and the significant impacts the pilot areas have on the operation of our farming and agricultural sectors and the potentially damaging effects they have on our critical water supplies due to the explosions used to access the resources.

I attended the protest against underground coal gasification with many members of this parliament, particularly the members for Nanango and Nicklin. The member for Nicklin also spoke. At the coalface these people are hurting. I cannot in good conscience support the bill in its entirety today because I believe there are two very distinct issues that need to be highlighted and dissected separately to ensure that those who are impacted upon most have been given the airtime they justly deserve in terms of these very significant issues. Whilst I am a keen supporter of geothermal energy, the bill enshrines a far greater issue with respect to underground coal gasification, which I believe needs to be debated separately. ...

Isn't it ironic?:

Ms NELSON-CARR (Mundingburra--ALP) (5.02 pm): I want to congratulate the year 7 class from Mundingburra State School whose teacher is Erick Blechen. This class won first place in the 2010 Panasonic Kid Witness News, KWN, global contest in Tokyo. The Minister for Education actually mentioned this achievement briefly in a ministerial statement, but I want to elaborate because Mundingburra State School is one of those great schools. My children went there and I have had a lot to do with it. Erick Blechen is very well known as a teacher of excellence at Mundingburra State School in that he is able to get the attention, enthusiasm and commitment from his students to prepare the most amazing things, and this is just one of them. It won the Creative Concept Award and the Grand Prix KWN global award, and the school also received a giant sized package from Panasonic.

I have had a look at the five-minute rap and movie by the students where they call for action on climate change. There were 630 other entrants that came from both private and public primary schools from 24 different countries, and this is the very first time that Australia has won this event. Mundingburra State School has been involved since 2004 under the very apt direction of Mr Blechen. Mundingburra successfully went through four major events for the prize. Firstly, it had the domestic judging--that is, selecting a national regional winner in each country region. It then went to the global preliminary judging--that is, selecting 12 semifinalists out of all of the national regional winners. It then went to the global final judging--that is, selecting six finalists and the Grand Prix winner. After that it was the awards ceremony, and they attended the ceremony with five other finalists in Tokyo, Japan. So young students from Mundingburra State School travelled to Sydney then Singapore and Japan to take part in the judging.

The Global Warming Rap is so impressive and the year 7 students did such a wonderful job in the production, research, writing, directing, costumes, animation, special effects and some very wonderful acting penguins. The short film will feature as part of the audiovisual resources DVD which will be accompanying Cengage Learning Australia’s literacy series for primary school students--it will be used to engage students to illustrate the different topics--30,000 of which will be printed for distribution across Australia. Panasonic should also be congratulated on this initiative. Mundingburra State School received $11,000 of equipment for the library and electronic whiteboard for the class. It is an outstanding achievement putting not only Mundingburra State School on the map but Education Queensland on the world map. Mundingburra State School has been there since 1884. It is a tremendous and a great state school. Congratulations, Mr Blechen!

Queensland Health Minister: If You Have Cancer It's Probably Your Own Fault

Queensland Parliament Hansard [18/8/10]:

Mrs CUNNINGHAM: My question without notice is to the Minister for Health. The Queensland Cancer Council has just released data showing that for the 2003 to 2007 period Gladstone had a 10 per cent higher rate of cancers diagnosed compared to all of Queensland. The recent clean and healthy air study dealt with air quality. Will the minister ensure that the causes of this higher diagnosis rate are thoroughly investigated?

Mr LUCAS: I thank the honourable member for the question. I am a bit of a fan of Gladstone. I think it is a wonderful city. We take the health of people in Gladstone and people in our regional cities and indeed all of Queensland very seriously. Gladstone is very much an economic powerhouse. Its industry is its strength. There is no reason people of that city should have to worry that polluted air endangers their health. That is why we do the sort of testing we have done.

We initiated the Clean and Healthy Air for Gladstone Project aimed at better understanding Gladstone’s air quality and identifying potential risks to health. Members will recall that the study released relatively recently indicated that it would appear that there are no issues arising as result of that. Additionally, we reviewed data around asthma, miscarriages, total cancers and leukaemia in the Gladstone area in early 2007. The review showed Gladstone had broadly the same incidences of these diseases as the rest of Queensland, with the only exception being a higher rate of chronic lymphoid leukaemia, of CLL. The review did not identify environmental factors such as pollutants that would have contributed to or caused high rates of CLL. It found that air quality and environmental factors could not be blamed. That was independently reviewed by Professor Roder of the Cancer Council of South Australia.

In relation to the current matters raised by the honourable member, I am more than happy to seek advice from my department. But I do note the Australian Institute of Health and Welfare’s 2010 report, which I would behove members to read, stated--

The National Cancer Clearinghouse 2003 shows that in 2003-2005 the incidence of cancer decreased slightly with remoteness, with combined rates in Outer Regional, Remote and Very remote areas 7% lower than Major cities. Accordingly, the incidence of most types of cancer was lower outside Major cities , the exceptions being head and neck cancer (5% higher ...) melanoma (8% higher) and lip cancer (60% higher). The cancers showing higher incidence outside Major cities are generally preventable and occur either through smoking and alcohol consumption ... or sun exposure (melanoma).

I think we were talking about melanoma and lung cancer in relation to Gladstone. That may in part provide some information. I am more than happy to have that examined. ...

What a fuckwit.

Russia Land Of Pissheads: Shock

… There's no such thing as a winnable war
It's a lie we don't believe anymore …

'Russians', Sting [1985]

Vodka? Nyet!

MOSCOW: Ivan the Terrible was terrible, Mikhail Gorbachev got screwed over big time by the neocons, and Boris Yeltsin is the only politician to ever wander the streets of Washington in his underpants.

In fact, Russia is the only place on the planet inhabited by pissheads.

Authorities in Moscow have no other news to report right now.

No climate change induced fires or heatwaves, no resource struggles and no deals with Iran to power their nuclear power plants.

In related news and mixed messages, if you are wearing casual attire you are wrong. Even if it is casual or dress down Friday at your workplace.

Oh yeah, the moon is getting smaller and if you keep travelling to Mars you might suffer muscle weakness.

The Role Of Structural Change

From Chapter 9, Flourishing - Within Limits in Tim Jackson's book 'Prosperity Without Growth: Economics for a Finite Planet' [2010]:

Examples of the perverse effect of dominant structures are legion: private transport is incentivized over public transport; motorists are prioritized over pedestrians; energy supply is subsidized and protected, while demand management is often chaotic and expensive; waste disposal is cheap, economically and behaviourally; recycling demands time and effort: 'bring centres' are few and far between and often overflowing with waste.

Equally important are the subtle but damaging signals sent by government, regulatory frameworks financial institutions, the media and our education systems: business salaries are higher than those in the public sector, particularly at the top; nurses and those in the caring professions are consistently less well paid; private investment is written down at high discount rates making long-term costs invisible; success is counted in terms of material status (salary, house size and so on); children are brought up as a 'shopping generation' - hooked on brand, celebrity and status.

Policy and media messages about the recession underline this point. Opening a huge new shopping centre at the height of the financial crisis in October 2008, Mayor of London Boris Johnson spoke of persuading people to come out and spend their money, despite the credit crunch. Londoners had made a 'prudent decision to give Thursday morning a miss and come shopping', he said of the huge crowds who attended the opening. George W. Bush's infamous call for people to 'go out shopping' in the wake of the 9/11 disaster is one of the most staggering examples of the same phenomenon.

Little wonder that people trying to live more sustainable find themselves in conflict with the social world around them. These kinds of asymmetry represent a culture of consumption that sends all the wrong signals, penalizing pro-environmental behaviour, and making it all but impossible even for highly motivated people to act sustainably without personal sacrifice.

It's important to take this evidence seriously. As laboratories for social change, intentional households and communities are vital in pointing to the possibilities for flourishing within ecological limits. But they are also critical in highlighting the limits of voluntarism.

Simplistic exhortations for people to resist consumerism are destined to failure. Particularly when the messages flowing from government are so painfully inconsistent. People readily indentify this inconsistency and perceive it as hypocrisy. Or something worse. Under current conditions, it's tantamount to asking people to give up key capabilities and freedoms as social beings. Far from being irrational to resist these demands, it would be irrational not to, in our society.

Several lessons flow from this. The first is the obvious need for government to get its message straight. Urging people to Act on CO2, to insulate their homes, turn down their thermostat, put on a jumper, drive a little less, walk a little more, holiday at home, buy locally produced goods (and so on) will either go unheard or be rejected as manipulation for as long as all the messages about high-street consumption point in the opposite direction.

Equally, it's clear that changing the social logic of consumption cannot simply be relegated to the realm of individual choice. In spite of a a growing desire for change, it's almost impossible for people to simply choose sustainable lifestyles, however much they'd like to. Even highly-motivated individuals experience conflict as they attempt to escape consumerism. And the chances of extending this behaviour across society are negligible without changes in the social structure.

Conversely, of course, social structures can and do shift people's values and behaviours. Structural changes of two kinds must lie at the heart of any strategy to address the social logic of consumerism. The first will be to dismantle or correct the perverse incentives for unsustainable (and unproductive) status competition. The second must be to establish new structures that provide capabilities for people to flourish, and particularly to participate fully in the life of society, in less materialistic ways. ...

A Strange Co-Incidence Happened On The Way To The Polling Booth

ring ring

hello it's me

ah, hello, what do you need?

well, remember last election when those pamphletts were distributed at the last minute throughout western sydney?

nope

you know. the ones that tried to say labor loves muslims.

ah yeah, that went well didn't it? so?

well, we need something to terrify western sydney into voting liberal, but it has to be credible this time.

yes?

just something with terrorism, police, raids, anything ... what can you do?

well, we've got these people from the middle east who might have sent some money back home ... ?

yeah alright. and this time make sure the raids happen before the australian reports them

yeah, very bloody funny. don't worry.

Memoir And Biography Manuscripts Hold Leaders' Secrets

… You've sucked a lot of cock to get where you are
Your smile is stretched, but you're going to go far
Your life is pain, you can't complain
Just keep on rinsing it again and again …

'I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am', Regurgitator [1996]

Tony Abbott's 'Battlelines', Jacqueline Kent's 'The Making of Julia Gillard' and Bob Brown's 'Memo for a Saner World'

'Spring Hill Voice' can exclusively reveal that the original manuscripts of the memoirs and biographies of Australia's political leaders contain some uncomfortable truths which aren't immediately apparent to even the most thorough reader.

In the recently released Roman Polanski film 'The Ghostwriter', the protagonist discovers the Prime Minister's wife is a C.I.A. agent, by decoding a hidden message in the original manuscript of his memoirs.

This depiction of C.I.A. infiltration of Government at the highest levels is not so fictional to Australians, so what are our leaders hiding?

Through a special decoding process, we have been able to find the hidden messages in the original manuscripts of Tony Abbott's 'Battlelines', Jacqueline Kent's biography of Julia Gillard and Bob Brown's 'Memo for a Saner World'.

Curiously, the following message was encrypted in both Abbott and Gillard's manuscripts:

"I ... AM ... NOTHING ... MORE ... THAN ... A ... NEOLIBERAL ... PUPPET"

The encrypted message in Brown's manuscript was slightly different:

"MUST ... RESIST ... OVERWHELMING ... TEMPTATION ... TO ... SAY ... ANYTHING ... CRITICAL ... ABOUT ... MURDOCH ... MEDIA"

We applied the same decoding method to try and find hidden messages in Jessica Rudd's novel, 'Campaign Ruby'.

There are none.

Parliament Passes Tougher Illegal Banana Eating Laws

The Minister says unlawful banana eating will never be entirely eradicated

The Queensland Government has passed new laws targetting illegal banana eating services.

The Minister for Emergency on Planet Earth says the changes include tougher restrictions, and a range of new offences to tackle businesses that are offering banana eating when they shouldn't be.

Precisely what constitutes legal banana eating or illegal banana eating remains a matter of contention among Queensland's political representatives.

Some who are quite vocal in their support of legal banana eating are often ultra sensitive about engaging in a debate about the ethics of banana eating, and whether some banana eaters are forced to eat bananas when they don't want to.

It is well documented that some banana eating clients actually prefer the illicitness and exploitation inherent in the banana eating industry.

And if banana eating is legal, why is abortion illegal?

In related news, Queensland researchers have made the breakthrough discovery that the Great Barrier Reef is fucked.

A year-long study has found that digging up coal, sucking out gas, building new coal fired power stations and burning fossil fuels is the only solution.

Leaders Get Heads Up On Clean Energy: ACF Media Release [17/8/10]

A hot air balloon carrying the message, “No more hot air – cut pollution now!” was launched in front of Parliament House this morning by ‘giant head’ caricatures of Tony Abbott and Julia Gillard.

We were able to get this campaign off the ground thanks to your donations. You helped us raise the funds - and the balloon!

“Australians don’t want more hot air, they want to hear about big clean energy solutions in the last few days of this election campaign,” said Australian Conservation Foundation (ACF) Executive Director Don Henry.

“Australia needs a real plan to make clean energy cheaper, quicker through large-scale development of solar power.

“There are more than 50 solar power stations proposed around Australia, but under current policies, only two will get built.”

Oxfam Australia climate change spokesperson Kelly Dent said Oxfam supporters wanted more investment in clean energy to help developing countries already being affected by climate change.

“The world’s poorest people are relying on Australia to replace all the hot air of this election campaign with real solutions,” Ms Dent said.

“Poor people in developing countries are being affected first and worst by climate change even though they are least responsible for it. Australia can be a regional leader and help fund the development of clean energy in poor countries.”

The balloon will fly over Parliament House every morning until the election (weather permitting). The flights were funded by ACF supporters.

ACF’s live scorecard of the parties’ environmental policies has Labor on 44 out of 100, the Coalition on 20 and the Greens on 89.

www.acfonline.org.au/scorecard

Come See Our Big Organs And Old People: Premier

This special pass will allow Queenslanders access to more than 20 big organs and a wide variety of old people

The Sunshine State may not have democracy, but Queenslanders will soon have the chance to see some big organs and an opportunity to pretend they care about old people and awareness.

The Premier said that the Big Organs and See the Oldies or "B.O.S.O." concept negates any concerns citizens might have about places such as The Regent Theatre or Yungaba, the same way a can of diet coke cancels out the calories in a Big Mac.

"It also shows we care about the wellbeing of elderly Queenslanders - in ways only the most dedicated free market zealot can," she said.

The Premier told State Parliament that even though places such as Old Government House and the Masonic Memorial Temple are already open to the public for special events, the fact Brisbane's City Hall has a very big organ has disappeared down the memory hole.

"We will harness the awesome power of weasel words through the launch of our Positively Ageist strategy," she said.

It is understood funding for B.O.S.O. will not be provided from multi-national developers who are mostly responsible for the destruction, and restriction of public access to heritage places.

In related news, why is it that established authors always end up getting shortlisted for the Queensland Literary Awards? And how is it that long time Murdoch scribes can be nominated for emerging writer awards?

We really need some honest, uninhibited arts criticism in this state!

bring back art2lunch
so irreverent and witty
what would Sunday arvo be?
in this cloistered little city

if we couldn't tune to triple zed
it'd be a crying shame
without Pauline, Jo and Hollywood
i think I'd go insane

how else are we going to know
what's happening backstage?
and all those arts shenanigans
which never make front page?

the catering on opening nights
inside jobs with big salaries
museum exhibitions
festivals, theatre, galleries

we love your candour and your humour
the music that you play
but where oh where have you been?
the last few Sundays?

when criticality and satire
are monitered then shut down
and we all must furiously agree
what does that say about a town?

Everyone Inhales Deeply And Appreciates The Aroma As Rupert Murdoch Farts Again

Imagine if the citizens of Brisbane had a decent newspaper and access to their town hall?

Rupert Murdoch has stamped his foot like a three-year-old having a tantrum because Australians aren't buying his mean and tricky propaganda rags or paying any attention to the parade of clowns and fools on his pay tv channel.

So rather than giving him a smack and sending him to "time out", the Prime Minister, Opposition Leader and rival media outlets have given in to his attention seeking and promised all sorts of treats and goodies.

Given that the options for a Brisbane venue to host this pathetic spectacle are rather limited, it is anticipated it will be held on the back deck of David and Madonna's house.

Entertainment will be provided by the guy who plays the steel drums outside the Treasury Casino and the guy who plays saxophone in the Queen Street Mall, while the guy who makes animals out of balloons will be the moderator.

In related news, the Government has announced millions of taxpayer dollars will be spent on its new on-line proctology diagnosis website "MyArse".

Risk To Threatened Species At Government's Hand

WPSQ report:

Wildlife Queensland is strongly opposed to a proposal for a high speed power boat race in Moreton Bay Marine Park. The State Government is currently considering an application for a race of approximately 25-30 high speed power boats within the marine park to be held at Redcliffe as part of the First Settlement Festival.

The Government's own policy states that 'high speed boat races will not be permitted within areas of State marine parks where dugongs might be adversely affected.' Another Government policy document states that 'high speed vessel events can not occur without risk to wildlife and the marine environment.' It also states that 'Consequently high speed vessel events are not supported in all areas and at all times in marine parks'.

'Moreton Bay Marine Park is no place for a high speed power boat race' said Fiona Maxwell spokeswoman for Wildlife Queensland. 'Threatened species such as dugongs and sea turtles use this area. These species are known to suffer death and injury from boat strike. This race will be put them at risk.'

'As with all high speed racing events there is a potential for collision and any collision would likely result in spilled fuel and debris significantly impacting listed species and sensitive areas. Due to dispersal by winds and currents the results of any substantial spill would damage a much larger area,' added Ms Maxwell.

Wildlife Queensland is not opposed to Moreton Bay Regional Council's First Settlement Festival. 'What is the relationship between a high speed power boat race and the activities of our first settlers?' said Ms Maxwell 'Perhaps a row boat challenge may be more appropriate!'

When A Choice Is Not A Choice

Pondering civic duty
Is wheeling a supermarket trolley
Through the varietal illusion
Of Coles and Woolworths folly

You're frozen in the ice-cream aisle
Contemplating the vegies
Will you select McCain's?
Or Birds Eye frozen peas?

Deliberating drive-thrus
For we are young and free
Our political representatives
McDonalds, KFC

What's the bloody difference?
Between Sizzler or Lone Star?
Fourex, VB? Shell or BP?
Fill up the family car

They say we're spoiled for choice
With Myer and David Jones
But options when you cast your vote
Are like Pizza Hut or Dominos

Have you seen the ad that everyone is talking about?

Taskforce Cracks Down On Party Houses: GCCC Media Release [13/8/10]

The Short Term Accommodation taskforce has today recommended that STA be banned in suburbs across the Gold Coast.

“This is one of the recommendations that have been determined by the taskforce and which will go to full Council on Monday week. I acknowledge this decision will not be popular with everyone but it is a sensible decision which allows STA (Short Term Accommodation) to continue as an industry, but only in designated tourism zones,’’ said Mayor Ron Clarke.

Short term accommodation in residential areas is defined as any stay less than 30 days.

The key decisions from the taskforce are: the creation of a Temporary Local Planning Instrument (TLPI) to ensure no future STA can be established outside tourism zones; and that a more rigid definition of STA is established; and that the period for how long an STA can be let is reconsidered; self regulation – Gold Coast City Council to assist the industry to improve its self-regulation provisions; and consideration by Council (under Local Law No 16) to increase Council’s capacity to respond to consistent complaints from ‘party houses’.

“The taskforce accepts that the TLPI is only an interim measure until the introduction of the new Gold Coast Planning Scheme in 2012,’’ said Mayor Clarke.

“But these measures, as determined by the taskforce, are all positive steps to allow the STA industry to continue but equally, to better protect the amenity of our suburbs and the peace and quiet residents rightly expect when living in their areas.’’

The taskforce included Mayor Ron Clarke, other Councillors, State MPs Ray Stevens, Christine Smith and John Paul-Langbroek and representatives from Queensland Police Service, Department of Infrastructure and Planning, Tourism Gold Coast and the Real Estate Institute of Queensland (REIQ).

Great! So how about cracking down on genuine nuisance behaviour such as the assault and harassment of Gold Coast residents through the misuse of laser pointers?

In the mixed residential and tourism zone of Labrador Street, Labrador - there is a high rise holiday resort surrounded by smaller apartment blocks.

For the past week, permanent residents have been subjected to nightly attacks from holidaymakers shining laser lights into their apartments and their eyes, necessitating a call to police.

This happens frequently.

Interestingly, the ABC's 'Stateline' [13/8/10] had a story defending war game operators who fear for their future because the State Government is overhauling weapons laws:

... PETER LANDER: When you're shooting the infra-red beam comes out of here ok? And you aim with the red dot scope.

STEPHANIE SMAIL: Peter Landers runs Battlefield Sports Laser Skirmish in Brisbane. He makes the toy guns used in the game, and exports them to 36 countries. ...

PETER LANDER: The reality is that we service different markets, and as you are moving into an older age group, you know they are looking for something that's a bit more authentic, they really want to get into the feel, this is an entertainment experience, it's a little bit like saying, "well why don't they make the movies and all use pink guns in the movies?" ...

Perhaps this explains why sociopathic behaviour is now so common in our society, and the detached killing of civilians in war zones is so easily accomplished?

An advertisment published in 'B Magazine', March 2007

The Mother Of All Bubbles

Greens Only Political Party With Internal Dissent: Fury

Hey Greenie ... watch your back!

Leaked emails have revealed that the Australian Greens are the only political party in the whole wide world with powerful egos, internal divisions, bitterness, infighting, bitchiness and dissent.

'Spring Hill Voice' has obtained copies of emails by senior Greens party members which also reveal horrifying, shocking details of a "tactical response group" .

No other political party in the history of the whole wide world has ever had a legal team to defend itself against slander and unfair criticism.

Details from one of the leaked Greens emails display a viciousness and vitriol never before seen in the history of Australian politics:

"Hey man! I am so taken aback - right? Like, I have had to have a cup of chamomile tea and an alfalfa and tofu sandwich you brutes!"

In an outrageous move, which must breach the Electoral Act in some way, surely? Or if it doesn't, we can at least hint that something sinister is going on by reporting that another email from Greens head office outlines campaign strategies and talking points for members.

This story will not mention that Senator Bob Brown has made it perfectly clear that Australians should give their preferences to whomever they choose.

And the most important thing to remember is that there are only two political parties, and if you're not going to vote for them, vote for Family First.

Chickening-Out?

'True Food Network' report [11/8/10]:

The crisis surrounding the entry of genetically engineered chicken feed into Australia is mounting.

Coles, Australia’s second largest retailer, has confirmed that it currently stocks chickens that have been fed GE soy. When Greenpeace tried to pressure Coles to fix the problem, the company originally reported that they would do nothing about it and would continue to sell GE chicken meat. That was before Coles heard from you, the True Food Network.

In response to complaints from the True Food Network, Coles has agreed to meet with its two biggest poultry suppliers to negotiate a move to non-GE poultry feed. This is therefore a crucial time for the True Food Network to contact Coles and tell them not to 'chicken-out' when it comes to offering customers non-GE chicken.

For a start, Coles needs to hear that the claims it made in its response to questions from the True Food Network are incorrect. In this reply, which True Food Network members received at the end of July, Coles states that its two biggest suppliers of chicken have assured them that their product is 'GE Free'. This is misleading, as Coles was aware at the time that their suppliers used GE-feed, and that following a landmark ACCC decision in 2004, it is illegal in Australia for chicken companies to label their chickens 'GE Free' if they have been fed GE feed. ...

Australia To Have World's Most Powerful, High-Speed Censorship

Two types of censorship ...

The Government has unveiled its proposal to deliver the world's most powerful, high-speed censorship throughout Australia.

The Minister for Optus Dei said the Government's multi-billion dollar policy would allow Australians to download all the approved bits from The Bible along with plenty of on-line shopping options.

"And you'll be able to watch Sky TV and all the best pay wall corporate media money can buy," he said.

The Minister said the policy would ensure the fastest access to bogus government websites starting with "MY" and plenty of pocket lining taxpayer dollars to spooky corporations so they can create rip-off database initiatives beginning with "E".

Any websites which reflect what the internet is all about - eg sharing information, revealing war crimes or challenging neoliberalism will be blocked so that Australia's working families aren't troubled by truth or facts.

"There are two types of censorship," said the Minister.

"Good censorship and bad censorship, and we know Australia's working families know the difference."

Government Announces New Workforce Policy

... And he sang as he watched and waited 'till his billy boiled ...

'Waltzing Matilda', Banjo Paterson [1895]

The Prime Minister today announced a new policy to create a more mobile Australian workforce.

"Cahrots, steecks and werk maykes yew free," she said.

"This policy is a direct response to the needs of my constituents in the mining and multinational corporation industries who need a motivated, mobile and productive workforce."

The Prime Minister compared workers to pineapples and apples and said they all need to become more flexible.

She also said outcomes.

"Our constituents in the W.T.O and I.M.F. will also benefit from this, and all the other nineteenth century-style policies we have announced so far," she said.

Evidently there are 1,000s of unemployed miners sitting around Melbourne just waiting to become a mobilised and enthusiastic workforce.

The Prime Minister said the Highly Organised Business Opportunities, or H.O.B.O., policy will be linked to welfare payments.

"If they don't pack up their worldly goods in a swag and hit the highways and byways in an itinerant fashion they will have their welfare payments cut," she said.

The army of newly mobile HOBO's will swarm the countryside as of 1st July next year.

Meanwhile the Opposition Leader has today announced a policy that is equally as Dickensian, and Transport Minister Mr Bob Dobalina has announced yet another rail project that will never see the light of day.

2018 Gold Coast Commonwealth Games Would Be Most Free And Democratic Ever

The Gold Coast's bid logo for the 2018 Commonwealth Games symbolises all that's great in the Sunshine State

Like her Labor Party colleagues, the Queensland Premier makes no apology for saying things that the majority of the electorate find objectionable.

"We're not allowed to say 'sorry' anymore," she said.

"And making no apology is just a fancy way of saying 'it's the neoliberal way or the highway', so na na na na nah."

Even though the 2018 Gold Coast Commonweath Games would be the most free and democratic ever, Sri Lanka will probably win the bid because they have recently subjugated the troublesome Tamils.

HAVE YOUR SAY: Any idea how much this complete waste of money is going to cost the taxpayer?

Call For An End To Racially Discriminatory Policies In Australia:

Amnesty International [10/8/10]

Amnesty International is calling on the Australian Government to end policies that racially discriminate against Indigenous peoples and those seeking asylum in Australia at a UN meeting in Geneva today.

The UN Committee that monitors States’ implementation of the International Convention on the Elimination of All Forms of Racial Discrimination will hear from non-government organisations, the Australian Human Rights Commission and government representatives as it examines Australia’s record on racial equality and non-discrimination.

“The buck stops with the Australian Government and it has failed to honour its human rights obligations under the Convention on the Elimination of Racial Discrimination in a number of fundamental ways,” said Amnesty International Australia’s National Director, Claire Mallinson.

Amnesty International has documented 14 recommendations for Government action in its 32-page written submission to the Committee.

“We are seriously concerned about the impact of racially discriminatory policies instigated by the Australian Government on Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples and those seeking asylum in this country,” said Claire Mallinson.

Of particular concern to the organisation is the continuation of racially discriminatory measures introduced under the Northern Territory Emergency Response and since championed by successive governments.

“The last time Australia formally appeared before this Committee was 2005, so well before the intervention and its raft of racially discriminatory measures were in full swing,” said Claire Mallinson.

“Regardless of the outcome of the election, the Government of the day must reinstate full legal protections against racial discrimination. It must also put an end to any intervention measure that does not comply with the Convention,” said Claire Mallinson.

The processing suspension of asylum claims from Afghan nationals, a move that constitutes discrimination on the basis of country of origin, is also of serious concern.

“Refusing to process visa applications from asylum seekers fleeing oppression in war-torn Afghanistan is completely unacceptable. The discrimination within these procedures must be eliminated,” said Claire Mallinson.

Amnesty International is also calling for domestic law to be altered, in line with Australia’s obligations under the Convention, so that entrenched protection against discrimination on the grounds of race, colour, descent or national or ethnic origin becomes a reality.

“It’s up to all of our political leaders to make sure their policies comply with the Convention on the Elimination of Racial Discrimination,” said Claire Mallinson.

The UN Committee on the Elimination of Racial Discrimination’s Concluding Observations are expected to be released shortly after the meeting in Geneva.

Candidates Respond To Questions From The Australian Koala Foundation

Yawalpah Road, Pimpama

The President of the Koala Foundation writes [9/8/10]:

The AKF has now written to approximately 400 new candidates for the Federal election asking for their commitment to protect the koalas in their electorate should they win in two weeks time. We have received letters from both the Labor Party and the Coalition with their comments.

By and large it seems to me neither side are prepared to say "I will list the koala as vulnerable under the EPBC Act if my party is elected to govern Australia". Pretty much we have given both sides 2/5 for their responses.

The Shadow Minister Mr Greg Hunt has said the Coalition will review the listing process in six months if they are elected and, as we know, Minister Garrett has said he will make the decision by September 30th once his TSSC (Threatened Species Scientific Committee – which meets on 25th August) advises him of their opinion on the plight of the koala.

All Green candidates have said they support all five questions we asked them.

Senator Bob Brown has also said that should they gain the balance of power in the Senate, they will call for, and probably achieve, a Senate Inquiry into why the koala has not been protected. Honestly, this is the only thing I think will change things and I long for such an Inquiry. I am so tired of having to listen to endless stories of koala habitats that have been illegally or negligently knocked down by local and state governments. I hear this in every part of the country. You have been reading about this for years now and I believe it is time for you, the world public who love the koala, to really hear how bad things are in the developments around our country. ...

Upcoming Events As Mentioned In The Mount Coot-tha Branch Of The QLD Greens August Newsletter

Ryan Candidates Forum - ACF, QCC, WWF and Get Up!
Come and hear Sandra Bayley, Greens candidate for Ryan, presenting on policy issues nominated by the organisers at this public forum.
Date: Thursday, August 12
Location: Peter Doherty Theatre, Indooroopilly State High School, 107 Ward St., Indooroopilly
Time: 6:30 to 8:00pm

ECCQ Election Forum | The Australian Greens
Date: Thursday, August 12
Location: Colossus Hall, Jane Street in West End
Time: 6pm

The Ethnic Communities Council of Queensland, peak body for the multicultural sector in Queensland.


QUEER THE VOTE! LGBT Federal Election Forum
Date: Friday, August 13

Location: Sportsmans Hotel Spring Hill
Time: 6:30pm to 8:30pm


Candidate Forum Brisbane ACF, WWF, QCC
Come and hear Andrew Bartlett, Greens candidate for Brisbane, presenting on climate change, sustainability and the environment at this public forum
Date: Tuesday, August 17
Location: Bleeding Heart Gallery, 166 Ann St. Brisbane CBD.
Time: 5.30 to 6pm

Time To Protect Australia’s Oceans From Oil Spills:

ACF Media Release [8/8/10]

North Queensland Gulf spill map.

[Hmmmmm, looks like the Great Barrier Reef would be well and truly rooted!]

With US authorities claiming the 110-day oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico is now contained, the Australian Conservation Foundation has released maps showing the vast area the spill would have covered if it had occurred off the Great Barrier Reef and Perth.

“If the Gulf of Mexico oil spill happened off the Great Barrier Reef it would stretch 500 kilometres from the Whitsundays to north of Cairns,” said ACF Executive Director Don Henry.

“All the Australian waters off the Great Barrier Reef are unprotected and a big oil spill in the Coral Sea would devastate large parts of the Great Barrier Reef and with it the billion dollar tourism industry and fishing.

“A big spill in the unprotected and unique marine environments offshore from Perth would devastate tourism, recreation and fishing around the South West coastline.

“We are urging all parties to support immediate protection of Australia’s unique marine environments offshore from Perth and the Great Barrier Reef and to ensure the threat of oil spills is removed once and for all.

“Tony Abbott’s announcement that a Coalition Government would suspend efforts to protect the waters off the Great Barrier Reef and Perth, a process initiated by the Howard Government, would leave many parts of Australia’s oceans open to oil drilling – and the accidents that accompany the oil and gas industry.

“Around 95% of Australia’s oceans are unprotected from oil drilling, leaving an accident waiting to happen.

“We should remember that last year’s Montara oil spill in the Australian Timor Sea was virtually the same size as the Gulf of Mexico spill, even though its remoteness meant it was out-of-sight, out-of-mind.

“We need a moratorium on new oil and gas projects in Australian waters until the risks associated with deepwater drilling have been addressed and a national network of marine sanctuaries is established to safeguard Australia’s unique marine life.”

"Why Are You Consumers Being So Mean To Us?": Mainstream Media

… You put your right hand out give a firm hand-shake
Talk to me about that one big break …
Spread your ear-pollution both far and wide …
Keep your contributions by your side and stroke me,
Stroke me
Could be a winner boy, you move quite well ….
You got your number down …
Say you're a winner but man you're just a sinner now …

'The Stroke', Billy Squier [1981]

The first step toward improving journalism in Australia would be to pass a law preventing old, fascist Americans from owning any of our media outlets

Australia's mainstream media say they are under seige and "it's not fair".

"Consumers who aren't in the political class just don't understand," they said in unison.

"You've got to remember that we draw significant wages for following the daily talking points and staying on script. We don't have the luxury of just wandering around asking questions, investigating injustice or corruption, speaking truth to power or even just reporting things that happen on behalf of ordinary citizens - ewwwwwww."

The mainstream media wouldn't comment on the illegal invasions of Afghanistan or Iraq unless it was sanitised propaganda, and refused point blank to be drawn on the suffocating state of media ownership in this country.

"You have no idea how hurtful it is when consumers criticise us for not living up to their perception of journalism," they said.

The mainstream media went on to say that consumers should count their blessings.

"Who wouldn't want to be imprisoned in an overpriced, understaffed old people's home and be visited by politicians who pretend they care about you by talking loudly in your ear and stroking you creepily and unnecessarily?" they said.

"Many of us are married to each other, to politicians and if not, media advisers and political staffers, so you consumers can go fuck yourselves because we're not going anywhere and there's no alternative. Oh and by the way, the interwebs are stupid."

Multi-Million Dollar Blockbuster To Be Filmed In Queensland

Not so far from reality in this part of the world ... Steven Spielberg directed the 1975 thriller 'Jaws'

Queensland is set to play a starring role in a $150 million Hollywood blockbuster, which will generate in excess of $54 million of activity in Rupert Murdoch's pockets and a handful of menial jobs for rectangular framed eyeglass wearing Labor party luvvies.

'Spring Hill Voice' can exclusively reveal the 13-part series will be called 'Hokey', and will be shot in and around South East Queensland.

Environmentalists, who have been largely ignored by the state government, say 'Hokey's' plot should enlighten movie audiences (but probably won't) about the ecological plight of the planet, just as 'Munich' made everyone shit scared of the Israeli death-squads run by Mossad.

According to the producers, Queensland was the perfect place to set a series in which the main character, Arch Patriarch, travels back in time in order to experience what it would be like to live in a hellish reality.

'Hokey' will cost about $4 million an episode and is a meditation on the consequences of ignoring black deaths in custody, pedophilia, coal, lead poisoning, cancer clusters and freaks who devote their time to the eradication of inner city churches ministering social justice.

In one episode, Arch Patriarch - who is still coming to terms with Queensland's lack of media diversity and an Upper House - tries to catch public transport to the Valentino exhibition but because he doesn't have a Go Card, he is not allowed on the bus. He flips out and is subsequently tazed by police.

It is understood some Hollywood dudes came to Queensland earlier this year, flew up to the Palazzo Versace in the Government helicopter, snorted drugs, had sex with some legal prostitutes and then decided it was the perfect place to shoot the series.

Government taxpayers (aka 'citizens') will derive no benefit from this exercise but will underwrite all risk, as usual.

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From 'The Timeless Land' by Eleanor Dark [1941]:

... When it was over Arabanoo went away by himself. He was as much alone as he was ever allowed to be. The guard detailed to attend him stood at a little distance, conversing with another man, glancing only occasionally at his charge - a grotesque figure in his ill-fitting European clothes and his bare feet, wearing a fetter on his ankle, and sitting on a rock by the water's edge wrestling with an overwhelming sense of shame and despair.

These were two emotions so foreign to him, and so agonising, that he wondered if he would, perhaps, die of them. Such a feeling in one's breast must be almost a death. And yet his body lived and moved, his breath came smoothly, he could feel the damp sand cool beneath his feet. He had seen blood and pain. That was nothing - nothing at all. His own people in their rites of initiation suffered far greater physical pain, shed far more blood. It was part of the lot of mankind and womankind that such things should be endured stoically, the spirit dominating the quailing flesh.

He squatted on his rock, rubbing his hands backward and forward along the coarse cloth of his trousers, his dark eyes tixed and opaque with the intensity of his thoughts. He had seen pain and blood, but it was not that which had aroused his every nerve to an agony of horror. It was that a man should be helpless while he suffered - that he should be bound, gagged, held up to contempt, humiliated in the eyes of his whole tribe. It was not that pain should be inflicted on him, but that it should be inflicted on him against his will; it was that he should struggle, and beseech, and beg for mercy ...

Arabanoo lifted his head slowly and looked round at the cove and the settlement, now sinking into dusk. His eyes had a searching, puzzled look. His land had not seen such things before. In his closeness to it he seemed to feel its aloof untouchability, and he made, for the first time in his life, a conscious effort to join its spirit with is own, and share its inviolability.

This feeling of death within him. He had been shamed because he was a man and had seen another man suffering indignity. He had protested; he had cried out in horror. What did it matter what they had done? If they had attacked his tribe were not its menfolk warriors who could avenge themselves? Could not the Bereewolgal see that this was an evil magic which they were spinning about themselves? Could they not see that for one man to shame another destroys them both? Let them release these men - let his own people meet them in battle. ...

But it was no use. They had not seemed to understand. They had stood quite calmly, watching. Could it be that they were ...?

Arabanoo jerked his head round like an animal cornered. The whites of his eyes shone in the twilight. For he, who had witnessed this thing only once, had the feeling of death in his heart. Could it be that they, who had witnessed it so often, were indeed not dying, but already dead within? Were they evil spirits - mawn - inhuman beings wearing the guise of humanity? Did this not explain everything - their weapons which could slay without touching, their miraculous power over fire, the superhuman skill of their carrahdy, the strange wickedness which one could feel in them ...?

Ah, but it was not only wickedness. He sighed, tormented by the confusion of his thoughts; for he had felt goodness in them, too. Not only he, but his fellow-countrymen had felt the goodness in the Be-anga, the close firm bond of their common humanity. In many of the others he had felt it also - kindness, generosity, even sometimes the blessed spark of gaiety which was so precious to his people. And he had played with their children, fondled them, told them the tales which his own children loved to hear, joined in their games which his own children also played. ...

No, they were men; but men terribly beset by an evil magic of unhappiness. Men without peace, men without serenity. Men without a Law. Bereewolgal, indeed, Arabanoo thought sadly, drawing marks in the wet sand with his toe, men come from afar, through strange torments of the spirit from some very, very distant time when they had been light-hearted like his own people. Yapallun! Yapallun! Bereewolgal! Men come from afar! ...

It's part of our policy not to be taken seriously because our opposition, whoever they may be - in all their manifest forms, don't know how to handle humour, we're humorists, we're Laurel & Hardy, that's John & Yoko, we're willing to be the worlds clowns... The establishment irritates you - pull your beard, flick your face - to make you fight because once they've got you violent they know how to handle you. The only thing they don't know how to handle is non-violence and humour.

John Lennon (1940 - 1980)

Free Contraception A Must:

Family Planning Victoria Media Release [4/8/10]

Contraception should be free to give couples choice and reduce unplanned pregnancies, Family Planning Victoria (FPV) chair Dr Sally Cockburn said today.

Abortion, same-sex marriage and pre-marital sex have been hotly debated in the lead-up to the 21 August Federal Election. FPV wants free government-funded contraception for all sexually active Australians to encourage safe sex and prevent pregnancy if needed.

Contraception is generally free in the UK, but in Australia it costs up to $30 a month. The pill ranges from $5.40 for four months for health care card holders to $30 a month. Condoms cost around $6-15 for 12 and Emergency Contraception pills (EC) up to $40 per dose.

Sally says free contraception should reduce rates of unplanned pregnancy, sexually transmissible infection (STI) and abortion.

'It would save governments money and prevent much of the heartache associated with unplanned pregnancies and abortions,' she says.

'Having free condoms widely available in public toilets, sporting clubrooms and high schools would be a good start. Even if couples are using other forms of contraception, condoms are a must in helping prevent STIs.'

FPV urges all political parties to make sexual health a priority through school sexuality education programs and public education campaigns. CEO Lynne Jordan says studies show that sexuality education doesn't encourage early sexual activity, but actually helps prevent STIs and unplanned pregnancy.

'Young people need to know about contraception, and some are not getting this at school,' she says.

'They should also have access to free contraception, including condoms, if and when they become sexually active.'

FPV believes young Australian women also need to be educated about EC. A recent study revealed that although 95 per cent of women surveyed had heard of EC, less than half knew they could obtain it over-the-counter from pharmacies.¹

Some women also wrongly thought EC caused abortion.

FPV Senior Medical Officer Dr Kathy McNamee says women need to know that EC, which prevents or delays ovulation, is not an abortion pill.

'EC does not harm the foetus if women accidentally take it while pregnant,' she says. 'It can also work up to 120 hours after unprotected sex.'

1 The first national ECP survey of women and pharmacists was conducted by La Trobe University's Mother and Child Health Research Centre, Monash and Deakin University researchers and La Trobe's Australian Research Centre in Sex, Health and Society in partnership with Sexual health and Family Planning Australia.

Capitalists Of Chaos And Catastrophe

Ilargi from 'The Automatic Earth' writes [5/8/10]:

... Needless to say, if you’re speculating on food commodities like wheat, whether it be through Commodity ETF's or elsewhere, and you fancy yourself to be a Capitalist of Chaos, what's not to like about failed crops and rising price uncertainties? You can corner markets, the way cocoa honcho Anthony Ward has, you can sell derivative instruments to pension- and market fund managers chasing yield without sufficient savvy, and at the end of the day, you can be filthy rich. Just don’t feel too bad about the hungry, starving and dying, or about those who see their pensions and other savings vanish. Hey, if you didn't do it, someone else would, right?

The biggest irony in all of it, of course, remains that the biggest players in these ultimate dog eat dog Darwinian capitalist schemes use US and EU taxpayer money to play the games. They wouldn't be here anymore, sitting at their crap tables, if you wouldn't have handed them the money to play their ultimate to-the-death fighting games with.

If nothing else, it seems to be a fitting end to yet another economic system doomed by a lack of morals.
...

Remember How Peter Beattie Sold Off Golden Casket?

“Queensland is like a beautiful girl with lots of money. But stupid. For some reason she just loves to open her purse and bare her big pink arse to the world and say 'Fuck me over, please' to all comers. And trust me, the fuckers come running.”

Andrew McGahan, 'Last Drinks' [2000]

Statement by Treasurer and Minister for Employment and Economic Development [7/8/10]


Treasurer Andrew Fraser said the State Government welcomed Tabcorp’s proposal to look at investment options at its Queensland properties.

“This is a massive proposal – and one that obviously has many issues to consider,” said Mr Fraser.

“Obviously I welcome Tabcorp’s confidence in the Queensland economy and its future. This project has the potential to deliver jobs and a boost to our economy.

“The project has the exciting potential to provide a welcome boost to the tourism infrastructure on the Gold Coast and a new 5 star hotel in Brisbane’s CBD, as well as a refurbishment at the company’s Townsville property.”

Mr Fraser said Tabcorp advised the Government in the last month that it would be looking to provide a formal submission about investment plans at its Queensland properties.

“The government looks forward to receiving a detailed submission regarding Tabcorp’s investment proposals.

“We will be considering the proposal in the context of our strong policy commitments on gambling regulation and the recently released Productivity Commission report on gambling.”

Tourism Minister and Gold Coast MP Peter Lawlor said he welcomed the potential for the Gold Coast tourism industry to benefit.

“Clearly this project can deliver jobs and new tourism opportunities on the Gold Coast. It deserves our close attention – and we will give it,” said Mr Lawlor.

Mr Fraser said the government’s consideration of the proposal would be overseen by an independent probity auditor.

Sorting Out The Parties In The Federal Election

Deputy President of the NSW Teachers Federation, Gary Zadkovich, assesses the education policies of Labor, the Coalition and Greens:

Federation has analysed the major political parties' education policies available to date for the August 21 Federal Election. Of course, more policies may be announced as the election campaign proceeds.

While Labor and the Coalition continue to converge at the market-based, choice and competition end of the education policy spectrum, the Greens again stand out for their advocacy for a well-funded public education system as the foundation of Australian society. ...

Are BCC Destroying Another Unique Part Of Brisbane?

Is the last zebra crossing in Brisbane's CBD doomed?

The crossing in front of the GPO in Queen Street is the only crossing that functions like a proper CBD crossing should. The pedestrians look out for cars and the cars look out for the pedestrians - there is a universal understanding about the amount of time given to each other to either cross or wait. It should be the subject of a PhD.

The area in front of the GPO is currently fenced off and work is being undertaken as part of BCC's "$3 million revitalisation project" (the first stage of the project to reduce Queen Street to one lane in each direction between Edward Street and the GPO has been completed).

This is what the editor of the only paper in town wrote in September 2008:

"Punish jaywalkers" ['Courier-Mail' editorial 12/9/08]

"Lord Mayor Campbell Newman reckons lowering the speed limit in the Brisbane central business district may be the key to lowering the toll of pedestrians hit by cars. It is an odd proposal, given he acknowledges the "overwhelming" number of accidents involve jaywalkers and pedestrians crossing against red signals. It is also debatable if cars in traffic-jammed Brisbane central can reach 40km/h. Surely the Lord Mayor would find a better solution by moving to penalise the jaywalkers--and by regulating crossing troublespots such as the one in front of the GPO, where people wander across like Brown's cows."

QLD Mayors To Form Upper House: Media Release [13/7/10]

The Queensland Party embarks on first major policy platform.

Today, Leader of The Queensland Party, Aidan McLindon, will be posting a draft model of an Upper House to all 73 Queensland Mayors and the Local Government Association of Queensland (LGAQ) for consultation.

The draft model would consist of 45 Queensland Mayors who would establish an Upper House which was abolished in 1922 against the will of the Queensland people after a referendum overwhelmingly supported its crucial role in the Parliament.

“This is a unique model which would produce enormous savings whilst actually creating a real checkpoint of accountability into the Queensland Parliament. All this without the need for any extra politicians as well as giving a voice to the Torres Strait Islander and Aboriginal peoples – everybody wins” Mr McLindon said.

36 of the largest local councils would be permanent members of the Upper House

36 of the smallest local councils would rotate 9 of the 45 Upper House seats annually.

The Lord Mayor of Brisbane would assume the role of Speaker of the House.

Only legislation that is divided on in the lower house would be referred to the Upper House for further debate which would ultimately trigger amendments should the bill fail to pass by a majority in the Upper House.

The Upper House would sit ten times per annum excluding December and January.

“This model would allow each of the 73 Mayors to participate in the functions of the Upper House at some stage in their four year term to ensure a less political, broader voice of Queensland has a seat at the table in George Street” Mr McLindon said.

“Mayors need a greater role in the public policy process and all Queensland communities need greater representation – this is the only way we are going to get Queensland back on track”.

“This will also open up genuine communication between the state government and all 73 local governments and put a halt to the buck passing and constant undermining of local councils”.

“I look forward to the input from the LGAQ and Queensland’s 73 Mayors so we can prepare a final model for public scrutiny before The Queensland Party can take it to the next State Election as a major policy platform”.

“We should not sit back and wait for the sale of more state assets, another Traveston Dam scenario or further pain inflicted on local jurisdictions – this model will prevent sloppy legislation making its way into the public arena and rectify a currently flawed parliamentary process”.

99 Luftballoons (99 Red Balloons)

... 99 red balloons.
floating in the summer sky.
Panic bells, it's red alert.
There's something here from somewhere else.
The war machine springs to life.
Opens up one eager eye.
Focusing it on the sky.
Where 99 red balloons go by. ...

Multiculturalism In Queensland

From Parliamentary Hansard [5/8/10]:

Mr CRANDON (Coomera--LNP) (12.30 pm): Regarding Estimates Committee D heard on 16 July chaired by the member for Brisbane Central I intend to make comment on a question asked by the member for Hinchinbrook of the Minister for Disability Services and Multicultural Affairs. Before I do I need to give a little bit of background. On 17 November last year I attended the AGM of the Ethnic Community Council of Queensland on behalf of the shadow minister, the member for Hinchinbrook. It was a dark and stormy night and the Premier was guest speaker. Eventually the opportunity came for questions. Towards the end of questions Stefan Armbuster, a journalist with News & Current Affairs SBS Australia, asked the Premier--and I paraphrase--‘Can the Premier explain why there were no multicultural awards this year?’

A little background is needed there, too. There have been multicultural awards every year since 1990. The Premier looked stunned and confused. Imagine what the dark and stormy night was conjuring up in the Premier’s mind. Imagine the scenario: there we are at the AGM of the Ethnic Community Council of Queensland; the Premier has been waxing lyrical for 20 minutes or so about how much the government cares for the broader membership of the ECCQ; there they all were, many of the people who represent the multicultural communities in this state, and they are looking up at the Premier standing on the podium and waiting for her answer to this very important question for the multicultural community. To say the Premier was stunned is an understatement. She looked to the member for Mount Ommaney, who we all know is the parliamentary secretary for Disability Services and Multicultural Affairs.

Mr DEPUTY SPEAKER (Mr Ryan): Order! Member for Coomera, I have given you a little leeway. The question before the House is whether or not the Estimates Committee D report should be agreed to. I ask you to come back to the question before the House.

Mr CRANDON: Her response was words to the effect that it had already happened. However, what did we find occurred towards the end of proceedings?

Mrs Miller: Does it matter?

Mr CRANDON: Yes, it does, absolutely. If I could be given a little leeway, it does come back to the question.

Mr DEPUTY SPEAKER: Member for Coomera, the chair has asked you to come back to the question before the House and I ask you to be relevant in accordance with the standing orders.

Mr CRANDON: Absolutely, thank you. A Mr Hogan was in the room. Mr Hogan is a representative of the minister, and he indicated that in fact there was going to be an announcement regarding the awards for 2009 very shortly. Now let us fast forward to Estimates Committee D. The member for Hinchinbrook as shadow minister put a question to the minister referring to page 322 of the SDS and said that one of the services is the undertaking of the Queensland Multicultural Awards on an annual basis. He noted that on that very day the minister announced that nominations were open for the 2010 multicultural awards for Queensland. Then the shadow minister asked the minister to advise the winners of the 2009 Queensland Multicultural Awards. In part, the minister said we did not actually have the awards last year. Surprise, surprise.

Last November we had a Premier completely gobsmacked by the question from a reporter, we had a parliamentary secretary who thought the awards had been held and we had a deputy director-general from Disability Services and Multicultural Affairs, Michael Hogan, who said--

Premier, there is something in the works and there will be an announcement made soon regarding the multicultural awards.

Ultimately there was no announcement. I would suggest that the deputy director-general knew there would not be. He was getting his bosses off the hook in what was a very sticky position.

Mr Dick: Gotcha! He has got us. Stop the pressure.

Mr CRANDON: That is the attitude of that side of the House. That sort of attitude of ‘gotcha’ is because for 18 years those awards had been given and without a word from the Premier, without a word from the minister, they were cancelled, they were scrubbed out. For 18 years in a row it was policy and 18 years down the track not one word. And what is the attitude of those opposite? Gotcha! Absolutely gotcha because at the end of the day they were not announced because they were never going to happen and those opposite were just sliding it through. But they were caught out yet again. It is quite typical of this organisation. He was getting his bosses off the hook, but do members know what? So what! That is what we have come to expect from this government each and every day.

Scrutiny?

From 'Death Sentence: The Decay of Public Language' by Don Watson [2003]:

... Isolating artists and intellectuals, or offering them a choice between frightening, often fatal isolation and fatally compromised incorporation, is an old and sinister theme of history with its nadir in the Soviet Union. Not that the language of management leads by even circuitous roads to the Gulag; but nor does it open the way to all the virtues of an open society. Similarly, dubbing everyone whose reading of history leads them to conclusions different from the preferred ones black-armband historians; channelling frustrations felt by the politically powerless to the politically correct; isolating chattering classes and elites from a pretended mainstream - all these and many terms of political abuse are common and inevitable in democracies - and all have parallels in tyrannies.

Australia is not proto-fascist (even if Norman Mailer insists that our major ally is), but its wise just the same to keep an eye on politicians for signs they are traducing not just opposing politicians, but constituents whose thinking doesn't suit. Watch how, in lieu of actual exile, they are labelled 'illegitimate'. When the words are suspicious, go after them insist they tell us what they mean. Go after the meaning of the words. And if the speakers say they are the kind who call things as they see them, that they don't mince words, and call a spade a spade if not a bloody shovel, go after them even harder. They're often the worst liars of the lot.

We citizens have intuition, natural scepticism and powers of analysis to go on, but we still rely on facts and in the end have to trust our leaders to tell us what is actually the case. Whether it's a lie, a half-truth, a weasel word, a banality, a buzz word or a cliché, if we are misled by it our rights are reduced in proportion. Words are bullets. They are also good for smothering, strangling and poisoning, and for hiding murderous intentions from your victims (and sometimes from yourself). ...

Obviously The Major Parties Aren't Going To Take Action On Climate Change, So Perhaps They Should Explain Their Policies On Dealing With Its Effect: For Example Disaster Management And Flood Mitigation

Queensland Parliament Hansard [4/8/10]

Hon. AP FRASER (Mount Coot-tha--ALP) (Treasurer and Minister for Employment and Economic Development) ... Today I can announce that we have attracted one of Canada’s largest listed companies, the resources and energy giant Talisman, to set up its regional headquarters here in Brisbane. The government, together with Brisbane Marketing and Austrade, has attracted this global firm to Queensland. That is three levels of government working together. It is currently recruiting and planning to employ more than 50 new staff by the end of this year.

Talisman operates large oil and gas fields in Indonesia, Vietnam and Malaysia, and Talisman will now base its Australasian headquarters at the AMP tower in Brisbane. Brisbane is the perfect location for Talisman to oversee its expanding portfolio that now includes gas fields in the western province of Papua New Guinea and other assets here in Australia. Talisman will provide a wide range of support services to the company’s PNG and Australian operations from its new Brisbane headquarters. This underscores our reputation as a hub for international operations looking to get a foothold in the Asia-Pacific region.

This coup did not happen through our actions alone. It occurred through a strong partnership with Brisbane Marketing. That is this government’s approach--the policies to attract investment, as our record shows, and a commitment to work with local governments that are willing to invest in their own economies. I welcome Talisman’s investment and its vote of confidence in the state and in our economy. I welcome its commitment to jobs, and perhaps some others should, too.

Labor Promises High-Speed Study Into Greens Policies

All aboard the free market express!

Transport Minister Mr Bob Dobalina has today announced that if the Federal Government is re-elected, it will fund a high-speed feasibility study into the feasibility of Greens policies going forward and in terms of.

He says the government will commit $20 million for morning teas with interested stakeholders, brochures, focus groups, cost benefit analysis, a framework, officious looking people in rectangular framed glasses and advertisments in the Murdoch Press.

"The feasibility of the feasibility study would commence later this year, but purloining Greens Policies and neutralising them has started now," said Mr Dobalina.

"Sure we could use $20 million immediately to subsidise free public transport, or put back train lines ALP governments have ripped up over the past few decades, but that might displease our constituents in the motor and oil industry."

In related news, Rupert Murdoch farted and everyone in Australia sniffed really hard and said it smelt like talc - especially all the media analysts and academics, who had nothing to say about Paul Keating's speech last night.

Dairy Defiency Link To Burke And Wills Demise

In the olden days explorers had good solid beards and looked very manly

An exhibition of historic items used by Burke and Wills has opened amid revelations their 1860-61 expedition may have failed because they didn't drink full-cream dairy milk on the journey.

"Iv only zey had taken cowz vith zem on ze journey zings may have verked out divverently," Professor Panic from the Ponds Institute's Dredging Up Whitefella Imperialistic Endeavour For Propaganda Purposes Unit said.

"Jah, votever. Nobody liked zem anyvay. In vact, ze only reason vy anyvone vould vant to visit zis exhibition iz becauze ze diszcovery ov ze equipment and ozzer unuzual zings zey took vith zem on zere expedition gives a real insight into ze unique personalitz ov zese two men."

The display of the intrepid explorers' Nav Man, i Phone, i Pad, Blackberry, Play Station and collection of well thumbed 'Zoo Weekly' magazines, which were discovered in secure self storage last year, opens 150 years since they set out for the Gulf of Carpentaria.

In related news, you are fat, but don't take calcium tablets because you might have a heart attack.

Are you confused yet? If not, never fear, tomorrow we'll report on soy products, or maybe on a confected breast feeding debate that will make you feel as guilty as hell.

Greens Lead, Major Parties Trail On Environment:

ACF Media Release [1/8/10]

The Australian Conservation Foundation has welcomed policy commitments from the Australian Greens today to cut pollution, make clean energy cheaper and protect our oceans.

“ACF strongly supports the environmentally and economically responsible commitment by the Greens to protect special areas in our oceans,” said ACF Executive Director, Don Henry.

“The Gulf of Mexico oil spill disaster is a stark reminder of what can happen when fragile marine environments are left unprotected. Setting up a large network of marine sanctuaries will reduce the risks of devastating oil spills and protect our unique marine life for the benefit of all Australians.

“The Greens policy of cutting energy consumption by 20 per cent by 2020 would reduce power bills for households and businesses and is very welcome.

“Australians want our leaders to make clean energy cheaper and help us save energy.

“ACF welcomes the commitments by the Greens for increased investment in urban light rail systems and to investigate the feasibility of high speed rail to connect our largest cities. We urge the major parties to follow this lead by committing to re-balance the national transport budget - with two thirds being invested in cleaner, faster and affordable public transport systems - by the end of the next term of government.

ACF’s independent election scorecard places the Greens on 81 points out of 100 while Labor and the Coalition are lagging behind on 33 and 15 respectively.

“Australians want our leaders to reduce pollution and protect our environment and at the moment, the Greens are leading on ACF’s scorecard with Labor doing poorly, and the Coalition very poorly.”

A story of star-crossed lovers that take their lives. Choreographed by Martyn Fleming, former soloist and lead dancer with Australian Ballet, English National Ballet & Bejart Ballet Lausanne. His interpretation of the film and play by William Shakespeare, brings together the old and the new, the traditional and modern.

The young lovers (Romeo and Juliet) are caught between two worlds, as their families' feud to the death. Fights, secret marriages, passion, hatred, prejudice and untimely deaths- the ballet is unforgettable!

"For never was a story of more woe than this of Juliet and her Romeo." - William Shakespeare

Don't miss this timeless story. A great night for the whole family. ONE NIGHT ONLY - Tickets on Sale NOW

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This young talented company of 13yr - 20yr old students thrilled audiences at their Gala at The Old Museum performances last month with Guest Artists Talia Fowler (Fame and Winner of "So You Think You Can Dance") Chrislyn Hamlyn (Australian Idol) and Bang Bang Boss Kelly.

Regent Showcase Theatre Petition Tabled In Parliament

Queensland Parliament Hansard [3/8/10]:

Mr McLindon, from 6,445 petitioners, requesting the House to amend the 1992 Heritage Act to return the power to the Minister to declare an ‘object’ a heritage place, and use that power to save the Regent Showcase Theatre. ...

Notices of Motion

Parliamentary Process

Mr McLINDON (Beaudesert--Ind) (10.30 am): I give notice that I shall move--

That this House:

Calls on the Premier to abolish the Estimates Committees due to the complete lack of genuine accountability in this expensive process and use the monies saved to fund a feasibility study to determine the best model of an Upper House to be reinstated back into Queensland’s empty red chamber which was dissolved against the wishes of Queenslanders in 1922 in order to bring this great State back into line with the rest of Australia and standard measures of accountability.

ILO Book Sheds Light On Working Conditions In The Remote Work Industry: Media Release [12/7/10]

GENEVA (ILO News) – A new book by the International Labour Organization (ILO) says that “remote work” – the offshoring and outsourcing of business services from developed to developing countries using information and communications technologies – is creating jobs that are of “reasonably good quality by local standards”, but that the industry has some way to go before achieving full decent work.

Offshoring and Working Conditions in Remote Work” presents the first in-depth study of the workplace in the Business Process Outsourcing (BPO) industry, which can broadly be divided into “voice” services, such as call/contact centres, and “back office” services, like finance and accounting, data processing and management, and human resource development. ...

New Species Discovered: Again

We know who the real scum sucking bottom dwellers are

Scientists have discovered a new species of sea creature that they discovered six months ago, as well as a year ago, and three years before that.

Fortuitously, this latest discovery comes at time when extinction rates throughout Australia are at an all time high.

So, like having a diet coke with a Big Mac, it cancels out all those species on the brink of extinction.

It is expected that the discovery of more species, which have been lurking undetected at the bottom of the ocean, will be reported again in another six months time, or after a period of unseasonally warm weather, or bad hail storms in Sydney.

This will happen even though an oceanic census of the planet has been taking place for nearly ten years.

In related news, all your coal and kangaroos are belong to us:

There's a Society for the Protection of Kangaroos? Wow! I had no idea!

Working Mums Useful: Report

As a busy Mum ...

Mums can return to work within a year of giving birth because that would be very useful, according to a landmark report.

Overturning decades of brainwashing and propaganda, the Ponds Institute's Yummy Mummy Rupert Murdoch Unit has found that being a doormat AND a slave is positive rather than negative.

"Verking muzzers are a very uzevul rezourze," said the report's author, Professor Panic.

"Vether zey are verking part-time or vull time - az long az zey have ze dinner on ze table, keep ze dunny, carpetz and benchtops sqveeky clean, az vell az meeting zere huzbands special needz, zat is gut vor ze society."

Melbourne mum of three Mandy Makebelieve agreed.

"I was back at my five full time jobs, studying my degree in health promotion, volunteering for a corporate charity organisation and being yummy less than one hour after giving birth to my first son," she said.

"And two hours after giving birth to my second son I was back at pole dancing classes. Thank goodness for crappy, overpriced child care! Whew! I am so lucky to be so emancipated."

She refused to discuss the birth of her third child, a daughter of the useless female gender. "Stop, please! We agreed you wouldn't ask any questions about that child. You journalists are totally shameless," she evaded.

In related news, men have nothing to do with child care.

Sleep Studies Induce Propensity To Yawn: Study

Everybody knows sleep gives you cancer

People who read stories about sleep deprivation are exposing themselves to an increased risk of yawning, a United States study shows.

Any attempt to analyse why it is that people might be sleeping fewer hours was not included in the study conducted by the Ponds Institute's Faculty of Wheeling Out Talking Points for the Masses.

The study did not mention that when it comes to sleep, everyone has different needs.

The study also failed to explain why, after decades and decades of telling us we need eight hours of sleep per night, we're now told it's now seven, but it's thought to have something to do with property development in the outer suburbs and people having to spend longer hours commuting.

The Ponds Institute recommends people obtain a tape recording of their parents yelling "go to bed!", which they can set to play at 10pm, and another tape recording of their boss yelling "get up!', which they can set to play at 5 am.

In any case, whatever you do, you are abnormal and need to conform or else.

Weirdo.

Say No To Professional Politicians

An email from the Centre for Civil Society [1/8/10]:

Take the pledge.

Say NO to career politicians this election. We urge you to vote for an alternative or new party or an independent, and put the two parties of professional politicians last and second last (whatever order you prefer). We don't mind who you vote for, left or right, green or brown, male or female... Just make sure you place the two parties or career politicians last and second last.

So how do we change our politics?

Here are 7 reforms to tackle the key elements of the malaise in Australian public governance:

Establish the role of a member of parliament as one of service to the community, and not a career, by replacing the existing salary, pension, superannuation, allowances and retirement benefits with a simple Living Allowance of $75,000 per year, plus an Accommodation and Travel Allowance. The Living Allowance of $75,000 would be a fixed amount, without additional remuneration for leadership or ministerial roles.

The purpose of this Living Allowance is to discourage career politicians and encourage limited terms of service from citizens who want to contribute to civil society and the common good. Superannuation benefits would be set at the standard citizen rate (currently 9%) not the current special politician rate of 15%. Parliamentary pensions for life (at $120,000 per annum) for retiring members of parliament should be abolished, along with retirement benefits such as travel passes.

Prohibit a retiring minister of the crown from trading on public information by appointment to a company board or to an advisory or consulting role with governments for a period of 5 years after their retirement.

Prohibit donations from corporate entities to political parties. This would include companies, trade unions, and foundations. Only donations from individuals will be permitted.

Apply the jury system of citizen adjudication to a range of public decisions to ensure non-partisan non-party political decision-making including:

Approval of government advertising;
Scrutiny and right to veto political appointments to diplomatic posts;
Scrutiny and right to veto political appointments to public boards such as the ABC;
Approval of allowances to members of parliament. In these cases, the Australian Electoral Commission would select by lot a jury of 25 people from the Australian Electoral Roll, subject to the same qualifications as currently apply in the use of juries in the legal system.

Support the establishment of an Australian head of state appointed by a jury of 25 citizens selected by lot by the Australian Electoral Commission. The head of state would serve for a period of five years, and must be an Australian citizen. The Australian Electoral Commission would oversee a public nomination process, and present nominations to the citizens' jury.

Remove the fine levied by the Australian Electoral Commission on citizens who are not sufficiently inspired or motivated by candidates and parties for public office to attend a voting place in elections.

Prohibit a member of parliament from retiring in mid-term except for reasons of ill-health. Where a member of parliament retires in mid-term and forces a by-election, the costs of holding the by-election will be met by the retiring member.

These proposals are put forward by the newly formed Parents Families and Carers Party.

Senate Group Voting Tickets now available.

Sometimes I Ask Myself, What Makes The Building Sing?

Other times I ask myself: "What the fuck is that?"

Strange pagan structure in the sunset. The Spit [1/8/10]

Brisbane's Regent Theatre: Well Worth Saving

The Queensland Government say they will not save Brisbane's Regent Theatre, except for the foyer and staircase.

This means that all of the other valuable heritage features, such as the Showcase Theatre and Regent Bar will be destroyed.

The truth is, up until a couple of years ago, under the Heritage Act 1992, the Minister was able to declare significant things as a heritage place and protect them.

This government deliberately changed the Heritage Act 1992 and removed that power.

Having already lost so much of our heritage, especially in Brisbane's inner city, it is important to protect what remains.

The purpose of the petition is to encourage the government to bring back the power of the Minister to declare heritage places, and to use that power to save ALL of the Regent Theatre:

Queensland citizens draws to the attention of the House the impending demolition of what remains of the Regent Showcase Theatre.

Your petitioners, therefore, request the House to amend the 1992 Heritage Act to return the power to the Minister to declare an "object" a heritage place, and use that power to save the Regent Showcase Theatre.

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